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GOOD HEALTH OF YAR'ADUA IS THE GOOD OF NIGERIA. MAY HE BE HEALED. AMEN!!!

NA TODAY? NO SHAKEN!! NOTHING MEGA!!!

Quote from: Ndeewonu on Today at 10:23:44 PM


@POSTER

IF THAT HAPPNS, IT MEANS YOUR MAID:
- IS MORE ATTRACTIVE
- GIVES IT BETTER
- GIVES IT MORE OFTEN
- MORE GENEROUS
- TIGHTER
- MORE CARING
- MORE EXPERIENCED

GO ASK YOURSELF SOME QUESTNS!!

Nwaka77:
That's a big fat lie. A chronic cheat will always remain a chronic cheat. Since that is the case, why does the man not divorce the wife and marry the maid? Afterall, she is everything that the wife is not. Anyway, only in Naija. Try cheating in America as a married man and see what happens.

BUT WE WATCH CHEATERS EVERYDAY! CHEATERS IS ABT AMERICAN CHEATING HUBBYS & Y5s.

ALMOST 90% OF GIRLS HAVE BEEN RAPED BY SOMEBODY, FROM RELATIVES, TO FRIENDS, TO UNKNOWN RAPISTS. SO NO BIG DEAL ABOUT RAPE.

HOWEVER, B/C OF THE HESITANCE TO TELL U, THE GIRL MIGHT HAVE COMMITED A BABY. TO CONFIRM THIS:
- WERE U LONG ABSENT FROM HER B/4 THIS TIME?
- WHEN LAST DID U MAKE LOVE TO HER (WITHOUT A CONDOM)?
- WAS THERE ANY TIME SHE WAS BEGGING U TO COME Bleep HER?
- DO U SUSPECT SHE DOUBLE-DATES

THESE R CLUES TO CONFIRM; I INVESTIGE CASES.

Mystique (f)

Oh oh, Datz some wierd stuff

WHAT'S WRONG WITH DAT? I TOT LOVE COVERS A MULTITUDE OF SINS?

ANYWAY, I HAVE A FRIEND WHO ONLY STOPPD WAITING BED AFTER HE SLEPT WITH A GIRL 4 D FIRST TIME. HE WAS ABOUT 23 YRS; IN THE UNIVERSITY. IT WAS A MIRACLE.

@POSTER

THE DANCING BIRD HAS A DRUMMER IN THE NEARBY BUSH!

THEY NO BORN AM WELL!!!!!!!!

@POSTER

ANYONE THE ANNOINTING CATCHES FIRST

THE-AMAKA:
thats exactly what i was thinking. is it because a lot of other cultures marry their daughters off so early that now the good age to marry is considered late?
we are past the oldern days so i think its safe to say getting married at 16 is rather young with all the opportunities life has in store.

GBAM!

REMEMBER VVF IN THE NORTH!!!!!!

Gabry (f)


I will go like this

:

@ GABRY

AND DIE TOO. MODERATOR, PLS GET US A SMILEY FOR 'DIE'


@POSTER

IF THAT HAPPNS, IT MEANS YOUR MAID:
- IS MORE ATTRACTIVE
- GIVES IT BETTER
- GIVES IT MORE OFTEN
- MORE GENEROUS
- TIGHTER
- MORE CARING
- MORE EXPERIENCED

GO ASK YOURSELF SOME QUESTNS!!


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OBIKSAM,

PLEASE, LISTEN TO PPLE LIKE Agitator TALK & TACKLE ISSUES & LEARN. I DONT KNOW HIM BUT HE'S CIVIL. BE YOU ALSO EDUCATED. YOU ARE NOT YET.

obiksam:
Deplote you are a blend fool go and tell your village peopel such trash
I promise you, you will be Yarafool bed meet they will stroke you Ocherre, Isi'ngbaka or
Onunala ahu egbe. Idiot

I GET AMUSED AT THE LEVEL ILLITERACY IN NIGERIA. I DON'T CURSE PPLE. I TEACH THEM CIVILITY. U OBVIOUSLY NEED TO BE EDUCATED - EDUCATION IS NOT ONLY GOING TO SECONDARY & TERTIARY INSTITUTION.

IF U WANT TO CHALLENGE AN IDEA, IDENTITY THE POINTS & ATTACK THE POINTS; THAT'S HOW EDUCATED PPLE BEHAVE. WE NEED TO LEARN.

AND IGBO PEOPLE APPEAR TO B THE WORST IN THIS AREA. SORRY, BROTHER, I'M AN IGBO MAN; SO I KNOW WHT I M TALKING ABOUT. WE NEED TO CHANGE.

FOR ALL THE NAME CALLING, I BLESS YOU, FOR CHRIST SAYS WE SHOULD DO SO. LET US EMULATE HIM.

@POSTER

GOD BLESS U BROTHER.

GOD WILL HEAL OUR PRESIDENT. I KEEP PRAYING 4 HIS QUICK RECOVERY.

MANY PPLE WILL BEGIN TO THINK I AM A POLITICIAN OR A PAID AD AGENT. NAW.

TO WISH YOUR CONTRY WELL, U VE GOT TO WISH YOUR LEADER WELL. IT IS SYMBOLIC. HE IS THE HEAD. THE BIBLE, THE KORAN ALL ATTEST TO HONOURING & PRAYING FOR YOU LEADER. DO U KNOW Y AMERICANS R EXCEPTIONAL? NO MATTER WHAT, THEY STILL PRAY 4 THEIR PRESIDENT; THEY STAND BY HIM; THEY RESPECT HIM. ENGLAND SHOWS THEIRS EVEN IN THEIR NATIONAL ANTHEM: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN; GOD BLESS THE QUEEN. LET US LEARN TO RESPECT & PRAY FOR OUR PRESIDENT.

ALSO BELIEVE ME, YAR'ADUA IS A VERY GOOD MAN WITH GOOD SPIRIT. HIS ADVISERS ARE CRUEL B/C HE DID NOT CHOOSE THEM. THEY ARE D ONES DRAGGING HIM BACK. AT LEAST, YAR'ADUA IS NOT CORRUPT LIKE OBJ OR IBB OR ABACHA. NA.

LET US PRAY FOR HIS RECOVERY. I AM DOING SO. HE IS NOT THE ONE THAT STOLE OUR USD16 BN FOR NEPA WORK; NEITHER IS HE THE ONE THAT EMBEZZLED ALL OUR MONIES FOR INFRASTRUCTURAL DEVPT. UNDER HIM, WE HAVE AT LEAST, SEEN APPRECIABLE LEVEL OF RULE OF LAW. AND FOR (ALMOST) THE FIRST TIME, A POLICIAN/GOD-FATHER IS JAILED FOR CORRUPTION. I BELIEVE THAT HE STILL HAS SOME THINGS TO OFFER US.

I DON'T KNOW HIM & I AM NT FRONTING FOR HIM.

GOD BLESS YAR'DUA.

190:
if it was a guy that started this thread

The ladies would have long flocked him and advised him
poster go and read your book but cos its a CONFUSED Lady see
all of them trying to render as little help as they can~

sorry 2 be the one to derail this thread

BUT POSTER GO AND READ YOUR BOOKS

LEAVE MAN ALONE AND WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR MONEY

DROP SEXY MALES ARE GONNA FLOCK U

ARE YOU READY FOR PREGNANCY OR HIV NOW

If you are then listen to all what these unsecured nairaland girls are telling u~

190, I NEVER KNEW U 2 B THIS WONDERFUL. TNX BROS.

I AM NOT A COMPUTER PERSON. I'M A MARKETER. HIS PRICE MAYB LOW AS U GUYS SAY BUT THERE IS STILL WHAT WE CALL IT PENETRATION STRATEGY, WHICH IS A FUNCTION OF PRICING. PROBABLY HE IS A NEW-COMER & NEEDS TO BREAK THE MARK & ACHIEVE A CRITICAL MASS.

MY PEOPLE SAY WHEN U WAKE UP EARLY IN THE MORNING AND GET CONFRONTED BY A FOWL, U SHOULD BE SCARED/SHOCKED. U NEVER CAN TELL, THE FOWL GREW TEETH OVER THE NIGHT. LET ME RUN AWAY B/4 A TOOTHLESS BULLDOG DEVOURS ME.  LOL

ANYWAY, DON’T FORCE YOURSELF ON HIM. WE ARE MEN; WE UNDERSTAND OUR MOTIVES - U MAY NT UNDSTND.  
WHAT A CANDID PIECE OF ADVICE FROM A CARING, ELDER BROTHER!

@POSTER?

HOW OLD R U? EACH TIME I HEAR SCHOOL, I FEEL JITTERY. LAST TIME, IN NL, A 10 YEAR OLD WAS ASKING HOW TO GET THE GUY SHE LIKES NOTICE HER - A SIMILAR CASE.