₦airaland Forum

Thanks to advancement in science people with HIV can now live normal life without the fear of death or discrimination. It is now similar to the Malaria that lives in the blood of an average African, you can hardly get rid of it Malaria/HIV but you can manage it and live for a hundred years or more. But what is it about this S E X that makes us so crazy that we even ignore the condom that is right there in the drawer? Living among whites that see s e x as an all comers affair one just have to be careful. S E X is not a big issue to the average w girl. They see an old friend in the club he chat them up and flatter them a little and the next thing they are at it in the toilet, they come to your house and give it to you, they fancy a lad at work they give it to him despite all the sex education.
Anyway i found my self at this hospital where several young guys and girls were waiting with tensed up faces.

06/04/11 at about 1.40 pm.
Nurse: James! Jack! Juliet! John! Kelvin! etc. When is she gonna call me i came before this guys anyway patient is a virtue
Nurse: Marthins! mark! Mel! Mercy! Marvin! Not again my name is still not there, is she discriminating? is it because i am the only BLACK? well patient is a virtue
Nurse: Ana! Adam! Aaron!Abner and Akunnamatata. Oh finally thank God. Enters the room and there a young charming Nurse. Hi there Akunnamatata. Hi Nurse. How are you today? So what do you do? and all that chit_chat. Wow this nurse is charming and look at that smile. I think she fancies me. OK now am gonna take your blood and urine and i will run about four tests. The blood is for HIV and Syphilis while the urine is for Gonorrhea and clammmmmmmm cant remember the name. Sorry Nurse did you say HIV? Yea. No thanks i don't want to do an HIV test but you could do the other three. No its the hospital policy to do the four together for every first timer, but you don't have to do it if you don't want but that means we wont run any test so it your choice. Oh my God why did i come here. Are you from Africa? Yea. Why is she asking? then she said it with that charming smile knowing that you wont get angry with a charmer well i think that is the more reason why you should do the test. You know the rate of HIV in Africa is high so i will really advice that you do the test. Shy and afraid reluctantly murmured OK i will do it. niddle pieces the skin and thick coloured blood brought out, little container handed over with a smile, use this to pee and make it half that container, hope you can manage to bring up to that? yes Nurse i will manage, she smiles. OK what you are gonna do is to come back tommorrow with this card and then we will give you the result. You can go now. what? so she's not even gonna ask for my number and she deceived me with all that smile and friendly conversation just to get my blood. Oh No what have i done.
07.04/11 at about 3.30pm
Good afternoon madam, Hi how can i help you? Am here for my test result, when did you do the test? yesterday, OK give me your name and i willsee if the result is out. OK. several minutes later, Mr Akunnamatata you can go to the counsellors office. what? counsellor? Oh my God. Am finished. Why will i need a counsellor. Oh what have i done.
Counsellor: Unfortunately, what? why is he using that word oh No. Counsellor: only two of your results came in and they are both negative. The HIV and the shippilis test. Then he countinued the s e x education story. Finally here are some free CONDOMS for you today, they are the large size, Why? give me the average size condoms. Its not all Africans that have those large things you see on those yellow firms. B

@ Nekai.
Anyways, such is life. Everybody is a suspect until proven otherwise. I could really be a fat balding 60 year old man.

I think you are too hot for a 60 yr old guy

xxxchoc:
@ OP
The internet is teeming with scammers!

A couple of weeks ago i completed a personality test on one of the threads on NL and i supplied one of my numerous email addresses.Lo and behold,i found myself with a profile on a dating website and got an email from an 'admirer'.

I was really in one of those bored phases and really game for some cat and mouse game ,so i strung the naughty person along and asked him to send me pictures.The guy's English was so poor ,even an elementary kid with dyslexia would express themselves better.Most of the phrases he used were positively Nigerian,even my Oga confirmed it.

The guy sent me his 'pictures' and anywhere i sent him an April fools present he will never forget! The lame backside loser!lol

The emails were so comic ,i could not resist forwarding them to all my friends and they in turn told me they are also forwarding them!I would not be suprised if they go viral!The guy was so stupidly hilarious ,i cant even stop laughing!
silly scammer ,played at his own game!

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I guess we just have to be careful, these Naija guy will not stop giving us bad names. That Semira is now using a different name i could bet on that

Hello every one!!
Are there people here familiar with Berlin? I need info on places of interest to hand out in Berlin. I will be there over easter.

No. only guys

Coming from a beautiful country where hundreds of thousands make a living via scamming, you are always on the look out for things you normally shouldn't worry about under normal circumstance. Semira22 an assumed lady from Malta came here to seek a Nigerian Man sometimes back but looking critically at her posts and facebook page you will discover the following:

Facebook account; 18 friends mostly older guys why? Older men are more successful hence an easy prey for scammers. She has no female friend on her page and she claims to be a university student. Under normal circumstance a 22 year old university student is likely to have at least 50 friends on facebook most of whom will be her friends from Primary, Secondary and University days. Clearly this is a new account for the purpose of LOVE Scamming.

Choice of words in her posts: Going through her posts you will discover that her choice of words are COMPLETELY Nigerian, she used certain phrases such as "for all of you doubting thomases" etc. Trust me an average 22 year old from Europe does not know who thomas from the bible is.

Pictures: Looking at her pictures it is clear that they were gotten from the pages of magazines/newspapers etc

Blunder in one of her posts; In one of her posts she claimed that her university class mate a Nigerian introduced her to Nairaland and she gave the full name of the girl in that post, that is first and last name from the (Yoruba Tribe). Even a love sick teenager will not give out full names on line.
Why she left Nairaland: At a point people became suspicious of her and started asking questions at that point she knew the game was up and she left.

My conclusion: Semira22: Is likely to be a guy on Nairaland under a different name.
These are my assumption.

@ AYO    In that case, he has no excuse. make yu jump am pass lol

aaaaaaaaaah that's a sharp guy MRS CHIMA. Dont worry 9 months will be over before you know it.

Any one here familiar with berlin? Pls i need info on places of interest in BERLIN.

MRS CHIMA

We let you guys surprise us we may get some poo we do not want. Just saying. If you guys are buying gifts to get some ash then you got the wrong chick.



[color=#990000][/color] Some poo is that what MR CHIMA has been surprising you with lol

AYOMIDE

Does he have a job? Do you think he has money? If he's beggin you for 30k that means he may not actually have. Dont you think so?

@ MZDARKSKIN

@topic: I'd prefer that he didn't spend on me unless it is a gift I had no idea of or he was treating me to
dinner or lunch. I am not a needy chick. I can buy my own phones and gadgets/clothes.
I dont see my dude as an atm machine.



ATM MACHINE   .   Thats so funny. but i think 5 good years without gifts, dinners, ocassional outings etc is just too bad. Having said that some girls starts making demands from the 2nd day of the relationship. I am not  exaggerating ask 10 Nigerian guys 6 will tell you about their past  experience. BUY ME THIS, BUY ME THAT. WHY NOT ALLOW THE GUYZ TO SURPRICE YOU?

@ POSTER 5 GOOD YEARS? That guy is taking you for a ride. too bad

@ SA LADY.
Guys can we learn to raise opinions without insulting each other.

@OP, i didnt meant to interrogate you, was just trying to understand some things.

In fact your situation got me asking myself a few question and also deparately trying to remain objective over the money matter.

Since this post I've been asking myself questions about how men have been socialized in terms of thier interaction with women and how they should assert themselves with women.

Its sad actually as It would seem men have been socialised to associate women with money, and that relatively comes down to how they perceive their position in their relationships.

I cant blame @OP, she may have asked for the money but guy should have had the sence to say "NO" again its his right. Once more guy could have volunteered to give her the money without being asked its his money he does what he wants with it.

Now, to be a bit subjective the fact that men use money to secure their position in a relationship, and that us women allow it is a bit disturbing.

[i][/i] Men can hardly say NO if a lady they like ask for money, reason : she may never come back if you do. I dont know how it is over there but in N. Even if you are both students they will still want to get every thing they can from you. buy me this buy me that, i dont have credit in my fone etc Amost every Nigerian guy will have their own story. You will only realize you've spent so much at the end of the relationship. We've all falling prey in the past.
DONT GET ME WRONG IT IS ABSOLUTELY OK FOR A MAN TO SHARE WITH HIS LOVER

O girl hold ya sef ooh. Am not stingy, i do spend for girls i have it going with but wetin i de talk be say at least establish a proper relationship with a guy before the demands. All the PH girls wey i ever date na mony mony especially Kalabari chiks. Na me you de tell to chew gravel? Well i de laugh!!!

@ Tima yea a few of them may do wonders behinde close door but most of them abstine from sex because it is illegal and the punishment is death by stoning

@ Amina.
Are u a Liberian? I need to ask a political question? that only a Liberian can answer

A masters degree VIRGIN? You can only get that in the Arab countries. I can bet any thing on that.

@ SA LADY .eerrmm!!! how did he end up knowing there's bills to pay and which bills to pay and how much is needed to pay the bills? Such an intelligent question. If you want to learn ask the Nigerian girls. believe me its a gift that comes naturally from birth. lol they are so good at it.


Abeg who go pay the flight ticket?

@ adamsrib
Babe your so funny. May karma kick their ass lol. There was no way I would have ended up with the white chick. She was hot tempered and keeps some weird friends lol. The last time I saw her she had gotten herself a committed black guy and wouldn't even greet me properly. I honestly wish to end up with a black from other background but where I live in the UK black women are like gold even the ugliest Is likely to have two black guys. There just not enough to go round lol so what most guys do is either relocate to the big towns eg London or travel to Nigeria to look for wives. My mum's already advising me to come so she could introduce me to a girl lol lol so funny and embarrassing lol.

@ Poster.
Why is he footing your bills? Na so ona go de ask guys for things all the time. Opportunist. I no no why nija girls be like that na so dem go de call you. Pls bring a labtop for me when coming to Nigeria. Meanwhile oyinbo girl wey u carry commot go even pay for her own drink but ona NO. Its always call me bak messages or flash.

@msdarkskin
TELL THEM.
Cause apparently I am making *ish up.
exactly. it is very sad indeed.

so what did u say to your friend? lol

we just laughed about it later

Ah this is not fair guys. U've all pronounced her GUILTY. She may be telling the truth. Its possible to share a bed without doing it.

Lol @ Adamsrib.
"pale face from germany" lol isn't that a bit harsh. Glad you didn't break up with your husband because of the paper thing. I meet an AA chick online and we somehow clicked. Swapped pictures, facebk etc with time started talking on phone and then we arranged for her to visit me in the UK and she was very existed about it. Then suddenly she developed cold feet. When I asked y? She said every single person she told said the same thing. Oh his just after the papers lol. But ur cute and I like you besides am in the UK and its easy to marry a white woman here. Infact I had had a white chick who left because she said I was only using her for sex but she wanted more. But the A.A chick won't take any of that. We eventually drifted apart. That was my personal experience. I think they've got to understand that there are several African guys who genuinely want them just for been black and curvy lol. Lol. In the UK the white women don't always think like that because there are several black white couples all over the place especially in London.

Ok guyz now I think you are better of with the black women. White and black relationships have too many issues.


@ msdarkskin
Jamaican-American that's a raster combination lol. The only problem I have with the A.A chicks is that they always think you want to use them for papers.

I once went to a club and my friend started chatting with this white girl. She eventually asked the question so where are you from? My friend replied oh am from Trinidad and T. I just coughed loudly lol it was so funny.

@ Aminalib.
There's this black American guy that visited Nigeria many years back and my uncle took him straight to the village to greet his parents, the A.A guy was so disappointed and he said that he will never visit again. When they left the village for Abuja he was so impressed that he adjusted his return ticket. To cut the story short he just couldn't stop chasing the girls although he's married. Africa is poor but there are nice cities that anyone can live in comfortably. If your bf loves you he will certainly visit some day.

Certainly not all Nigerians abroad are criminals we've got lots on Nigerian Doctors, Engineers etc in the UK

@ ms potato.
If your bf loves you, its gonna work out. i don't believe he's gonna miss his country that much but if he does he could always visit, the world is now a global village where you could go to where ever you want to in 24 hours or even call relatives and friends from other countries so all that talk of "he's gonna get tired of living abroad" or "he will miss Nigeria" should not bother you. Home is where you set out to make a home, it does not have to be your country of birth and what is wrong if your children are Canadian citizens? millions of Nigerians in the UK are married to people from other countries and they've made the country their home and there's no going back. I love Nigeria but what is there to miss any way? What most men want is to have a good job and a happy home, if you have those two you could live any where and hey who says you cant live in Nigeria if the guy has a good Job there? there are lots of Indians, British, American Lebanese and others working and living in Nigeria.

@msdarkskin
I had always thought you are a Nigerian so what parts of Jamaica are you from?

@ poster I am gonno tell you what others may not want to. Be very careful! In Nigeria there are several tribes and each tribe have their own problems but the igbo tribe is completely different. Always very cunning and exceptionally WISE and trickish but they are also the most hard working tribe in the country, they sure treat their wives nicely. I grew up among them so I know what am talking about. My best friends in Nigeria are two igbo guys and they've never disappointed me. If your boyfriend is the good type then u will enjoy him otherwise be ready to be USED and sulked dry.