₦airaland Forum

AImiron:
in your dreams my kid stay off my mention

AImiron:
another mumu spotted, if na so easy why Madrid Comot em, why dem no beat any big4 this season except united. Always quick to downplay Pep's effort as if na the team grow out of nowhere... No dey put your mouth for football matters your IQ is really low

2shure:
Let me give u a verse. U a trash artist ,still got no real thing, Pulling up in and out on nairaland,just like a real simp.(yep).
Mumbling words that u can't relate with, Short as ever,go get a job in a day shift All the crumbs u made,give out on a donation Iam the bull,I am the frog. U wack,so no need forno recomendation. Naso wizzy do am b4 him buy car, Naso asake do am b4 him go far. Wetin u need ,na to run juju. Drop hit ,link up with Buju. If e blow.dmno forget to pay your dues to the juju. Mouth big like fufu T-shirt na fake fubu

AImiron:
Source: Man City website

HellVictorinho6:
if it means i will be abandoned,then whatever.



b@stards here must say i brought it upon myself.


yeah, anybody that says i brought it upon myself is a bast@rd!



you dont know how hard life has been 4 me

you dont know how often av had 2 change where i sleep/live/work


you just assume everybody that gets a salary from time 2 time must be so comfortable


then you attack those that seek help



you must literally drum with my ribs after doing or saying ur worst

bonechamberlain:
Some Nigerians!! Very funny and unbelievable people.

A very touching and heart breaking video about a once popular but now very broke and hungry artiste was made. Instead of sympathies or finding ways to help, people are talking about how vino tinto was cheap, how they flexed back in the day ignoring the real purpose of the video

Jewessgratitud3:
**For where I keep that my 6 by 6 somebody wan chop pako this night**

Why don't I deserve him? I've kept myself pure for so long and I'm wiser and better in handling relationship matters by the grace of God. So? Only a blind man will throw away a golden opportunity like me.

God1000:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/04/01/deborah-samuels-killers-faced-camera-bragged-and-held-matchbox-amnesty-international

Questionnaires:
Omo, God! See Snake That A Facebook Friend Killed On His Poutry Farm Today!

PussyPunisher:
One of my ex-girlfriends who is based in Abuja came to Lagos last Tuesday for a training.

After the training wrapped up on Friday she came to my place in the evening.

The last time I saw her was about 2 years ago so techically it's like she's a new pussy so I fuxked the living daylights out of her

This babe's BJ game is A++

I spend the whole of Saturday fucking this babe and I enjoyed every bit of it and today I went to drop her at the airport so she could catch a flight back to Abuja since she will be going to work tomorrow

I enjoyed your visit "I" because your pussy is still as sweet as ever

fergie001:
Presidential Candidate of the Labour Party in the 2023 General Election, Peter Obi today visited the Institute of Arabic And Islamic Training Center, Morkaz in Agege, Lagos State.

nlparrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ4yzOQ70Fc?si=vD7IvUiHoOvDrd3W

Burna Boy took to his Instagram story to show off his latest inclusion to his garage, a new Rolls Royce whose Spirit of Ectasy was customized with diamond.

Aside from the new whip, the self-acclaimed African Giant also revealed the collection of luxury cars in his garage, including his most recent Lamborghini.

The video has since sparked a wave of reactions from his fans, Insiders who boasted about the singer’s career success.

Source: GossipmillTV,

Chukwuka319:
Ewoo! Thank God you know that you and your entire miserable generation are gay.
Do you have to show the world that you are mentally imbalanced?

Chukwuka319:
What is this foolish Ibibio man blabbing about? Which mercenaries murdered those soldiers? Where did they come from?
The concentration of heroin he sniffed must be so high as to destabilise his thinking and reasoning faculties.
The murderers of those soldiers were youths from the community of Okuoma and many there knew exactly who and who participated in the mass murder.
The community elders are not exempted.

Ofunaofu:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2024/03/19/tinubu-commended-for-reconstruction-of-road-bridge-destroyed-in-civil-war

Gistmedia10:
A young woman shocked many when she turned down a lavish gift from her boyfriend, citing her preference for the latest iPhone model. The boyfriend, in a romantic gesture, purchased an iPhone 13 worth a whopping 680,000 Naira for his girlfriend, hoping to surprise her with the latest tech gadget.

However, instead of expressing gratitude for the thoughtful gift, the girlfriend stunned her boyfriend and onlookers by insisting that she wanted the iPhone 15 Pro Max instead.

Friends of the couple revealed that the boyfriend had saved up for months to purchase the iPhone 13, believing it would make the perfect gift for his girlfriend.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKbk-4328co

MerabMedia:


Hello Nairalander, just sending a quick note of encouragement your way. Stranger to stranger.

I hope you're doing well and you've discovered your purpose. Things might feel tough right now in the country, but you've got this! Remember, even the strongest trees weather storms.

Hold on tight, and know that tomorrow holds the promise of something brighter.

Sending good vibes!

Lalami3232:
Immediately you give power to an average Nigerian, you've unleashed a beast in him. The kind of government we have reflects the kind of kind of citizens we have. That's why we keep on voting these beast into power because majority of us are beast in human form. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide.


This is so so so so sad and gruesome to behold. May his soul R.I.P

Lalami3232:
Immediately you give power to an average Nigerian, you've unleashed a beast in him. The kind of government we have reflects the kind of kind of citizens we have. That's why we keep on voting these beast into power because majority of us are beast in human form. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide.


This is so so so so sad and gruesome to behold. May his soul R.I.P

Peterobi90:
Akpabio is really shameless and a very big disgrace for a Senate president if he actually wade into the matter this way..

Sim showed decorum by stating, the struggle is not worth it when two elephants fight, thereby extending a hand of thruce.. instead of Akpabio to wade in as a Senate president recognizing the occasion, he rather stoked fire with unrelated ramblings that involved unwarranted threats, talkbacks and assault to a then deputy Gov, which not just made him less of a leader but showcased him as a tout.

AntiChristian:
Bible get mouth talk say Jesus dey under curse!

All Christians too are cursed!

Paul says in Galatians 3:13
Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

He was quoting Deuteronomy 21:23:
You must not leave the body on the tree overnight, but you must be sure to bury him that day, because anyone who is hung on a tree is under God's curse. You must not defile the land that the LORD your God is giving you as an inheritance.