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Nna, e don do make una marry born pikin o. That for occupy una idle puny brains.

Scooby, abeg help me laugh ma peeps:

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FYI: make una no compare Oyibo weed to Nigerian weed at all. Nigerian weed is too potent to be legalized.

UnknownT:
I don't mind them staying in a place to graze their cattle, but will the average fulani person accept to stay one place and give up nomadic life? This is 21st century

Who are you to tell cattle rearers, who are making decent and honest living, to give up their way of life, when you are yet to give up your barbaric ways....looting the treasuries, kidnapping, armed robbery, transportation of your goods through the "highways", killing thousands of Nigerians in auto accidents in the process?

In this 21st century you are still doing those barbaric things I mentioned. dolo

Sunnybobo3:
The tax stated above is borne by the buyer and not the rearer. How much do cattle herders pay as tax to the govt.?

The tax commonly known as “Jangali” is also paid by cattle rearers.

I however do not believe that you are here to learn or educate people. I suspect that you are simply here to disparage hard working Nigerians who rear cattle. For that, a big shame on you!

Sunnybobo3:
The question is, how much does the industry contribute to govt revenue? My grandma pays something to govt for her little kiosk in the village market.

Item.............................................Amount (N)
Cost of buying cattle....................... 36,000
Cost of Transportation......................600 – 1000/ 500 (by trek)
Government Tax............................250.00
Cost of loading & Offloading...............300.00
Commission.....................................200 - 1000

For the information of the ignorant among us, the above is the average cost of marketing Per Head of cattle. Note that the government gets N250 per head. Now multiply that by the millions and millions of cattle killed and eaten by you people and you'll have an idea. Ignorance no good at all. Mind you, I'm only talkning about what government gets from domestic sales alone.

tit:
lobbish story!
is Diezani the first person to arrange trade by barter?

What da heck is wrong with this girl?? lobbish ko, lobby ni. Ah ah

tit:
how much revenue does government get from cattle herding?
everyday it is trouble between farmer and herder!
we have to deploy troops and police because of farm destruction and cattle rustling!
what is the profit for government!
is this not a drainpipe to commit so much resources to unprofitable venture?
will nigeria not be better if we ban cattle herders?
think of all the savings from JTF, hospital bills, refugees, NEMA expenses, etc!

ban cattle herders and safe money!

This is a very ignorant post.

You people better thank God that you are eating organic meat from cows which have had very good exercise, rather than those genetically engineered fatty cows which would give y'all cancer in the end.

siraj1402:
“.............while I bought 45 Sienna cars to aggrieved people who Kashamu was pushing out of the party, but Kashamu was requesting for part of the money,” he revealed.

GEJ, GEJ, GEJ!!!! See ya life. Good money you could have spent on good hospitals, roads, Niger bridge, and countless other projects was stolen from our treasuries and shared among touts! SMH

What!!! Mikel wan score

Oluyare !!!

e be like say my TV get delay.

Mikel Obi go come in to hold de ball for mid field in a defensive stance. Hose go leave Drogba for 2nd half - dem too like Drogba, so dem wan honor de boy. But why drogba too dey frown like say somebody take im candy sef.

ozioma11:
Patience is fed up with public things.She is on a low key now

So she lost her ability to console the berieved as well? I hope she is not suffering from depression.

RIP to the dead.


I hope Patience has sympathy for this family as well; she has been MIA since GEJ lost the election.

If this woman runs around and calls herself, Mary mother of Jesus, like GEJ was called god or jesus by his obsessed followers, you people would be the first to crucify her.

This woman, like a normal human being, who would recuse herself if she were a judge in a law court where OBJ was being prosecuted, did the natural thing by not throwing a friend under the bus, and you hypocrites are yapping. nansense!!

This woman has enough integrity to cover the inadequacies of GEJ and his entire cabinet of crooks.

Sincere9gerian:
APC and one chance "change"

hmmm, someone has crawled out after getting tired of using the stealth userid.

Anyway, una welcome o, we don miss una small. One tsonsoyo wey dem dey call barcan.... been don steal una thunder. i.e. if una no be de same ID



na yoke i dey yoke o.

tpiadotcom:
bro, all your thing na odi (opposite), why nah?

It has to be opposite na. Opposite of asininity.

SMH for my people. una don tire me long ago. My people dey eat Frogs and even insects sef.

We no dey carry last where toto is concerned.

This is an act of perpetuating mediocrity in our higher institutions. Chancellors should be highly educated people!

That role should not be handled by Kings, Emirs, Obas, and Ezes who are already bloated by easy money and are primarily free loaders. With the exception of 2 or 3 appointees, the rest of the appointments is nansesnse!!!

Why will they not come back with empty stomachs? The era of PDP eating and looting national treasuries to overfeed party members are over. Return to Otuoke with a full stomach, God is watching you sir.

You told us that America will know if you people stole, well sir, come May 29, Buhari will know.

Thankfully the rest of us are not mumus. GEJ is trying to buy favours by sacking these corrupt and thieving officials - these are the same officials who have been working at GEJ's pleasure for years. Sir, GEJ, why did you not sack these people months and years ago? We all know that Buhari will sack them anyway, so your actions are actually silly.

Given the new romance between barcanista and the NL Front Page Admins, this thread should be promptly moved to the FP.

However, given the anti Buhari nature of such threads hurriedly moved to the FP, I venture to say that this one will never make FP.


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Mumu GEJ wants to spite the Emir of kano with this appointment thinking that there is bad belle between The Emir and the newly appointed Lamido!

I have news for the Otuoke bound Presido, the newly appointed Sanusi go just carry custom money go Kano, share with him brothers

I'll take a fat juicy arse over an ugly face any day. nansense!!

Sorry to say that OP's suggestion is dead on arrival. The suggestion is equivalent to stating, in a nonsensical manner, that "if you must prosecute a thief you caught red handed today, you must also prosecute another prson who stole 11-15 years ago".

The issue at hand is the recently released audit report. Lets deal with the newly caught thieves first.

Alphaoscar:
Pastor Osinbajo should stop laughing like that joor. that's a local man style of laughter and he should realize he is now the Vice President elect of this country.

You people just do not understand how mad funny Buhari is.

Some of the posts on this thread seem to clearly indicate that the youths of this nation are accursed.

Bad belle people full for hia.

Tonto, this gets an A rating from moi.