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HealthRe: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by NeckingNgulping(m): 12:58pm On Jul 10, 2023
Ezyp:
Is it safe to write that you might also be one his monikers because from this statement you wrote "Attack yourself with one".

Probably you are attacking yourself now grin grin
That's exactly my point..
HealthRe: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by NeckingNgulping(m): 12:43pm On Jul 10, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
OP, 5 years and you're running out of patience.

Women should learn to be ruthless and selfish when it comes to taking several decisions like this one. Many men in this dispensation wouldn't take half of what you accept from them. If this man was the problem, the woman would have hung in there, stayed patient, prayed, and done whatever society expects of a good wife. Should we turn this table and demand the same measure from men, they will leave you in a heartbeat unapologetically.

Lest I digress, there are several invasive and alternative methods your wife's predicament can be treated which can make her tubes open. Leave IVF. Consider alternative and herbal methods as well.

As a couple who wants children, I would always advise not to leave caution to the wind after a year of trying for a baby. Problems are better solved from the infantile stage.

If you are reading this thread yourself and the thread originally belongs to you and not some ploy to garner comments from Rubyjade and friends, I'll implore you to follow @fertilitywarrior_withadesewa on Instagram. Send her a message and perhaps, if you like, you can book a session with her. I can assure you with my full chest that you'll carry your baby in your arms soon.

With the advent of natural herbs, alternative medicines and roots, and technology, infertility is a past worry. Don't despair. You'll have your child soon. My thoughts are with your wife. I can't imagine the pressure and worries she must be passing through.

Cheers.
How are we sure you are not one of the people in Rubyjade's coven, devising means to garner traffic for their purpose just as you claim?

I'm saying this because of your last lines.
CelebritiesRe: "Davido Keeps Getting Chioma’s US Visa Denied On Purpose" - Anita Brown by NeckingNgulping(m): 7:33am On Jul 01, 2023
SangoOlukosoOba:
Stop insulting the girl and channel your grievances to the right quarters.

Did she rape Davido?

Bitches be chilling and it’s still we men that walk up to them and dip the rod inside them, without minding consequences.

I like when you attack the root cause. Don’t blame the bar for making you an alcoholic.
Bitches are the ones who lure men with their indecency and seduction..
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Gives Macron's Wife A Peck (Video) by NeckingNgulping(m): 4:11pm On Jun 23, 2023
He's the woman's age mate, not Macron..
PoliticsRe: Governor Alex Otti Meets With President Tinubu (Photo) by NeckingNgulping(m): 8:40pm On Jun 10, 2023
Beside him is Sim, Rivers State governor by proxy..
RomanceRe: 16-year-old Lady Dumps Boyfriend Of 4 Years To Marry 52-year-old Man by NeckingNgulping(m): 7:20am On Jun 06, 2023
GOFRONT:
Oh thats commendable move. Atleast she would be chaste, focus, loyal and humble. Only one bodycount.


Infact, In this generation, It is better for a 16 years old girl getting married to a 52 and then remain decent and chaste THAN a 22 year old girl doing hookup, winding ass upandan on tiktok and amassing more than 6 bodycounts at 22 and then later get married to an innocent simp who would probably be catering for a child thats not his own.
16yr old getting married to a man of 52? Do you have sense?
RomanceRe: 16-year-old Lady Dumps Boyfriend Of 4 Years To Marry 52-year-old Man by NeckingNgulping(m): 7:17am On Jun 06, 2023
Your sister's friend abi na your sister?
PoliticsRe: Muhammadu Buhari: End Of The Great Flop By Mobolaji Sanusi (The Nation) by NeckingNgulping(m): 11:04am On Jun 05, 2023
iwaeda:
Why can't Sanusi write this one in January 2023 grin grin grin grin grin
That's the problem we have in this country that can never happen in a sane clime. They always fail to address political issues that are extremely bad, because they don't want to step on toes, as they know that doing so will affect their political ambition..

Why put your political ambition ahead of the plight of the people?
PhonesRe: Bluesky: Jack Dorsey Launches Twitter Alternative by NeckingNgulping(m): 5:46pm On Apr 22, 2023
bluefilm:
I don't know for you but as for me, twitter has more porn that pornhub and xvideos and the rest of them put together.

That alone, makes it very very special to me.
A flagon of ales for you my guy.
PhonesRe: Bluesky: Jack Dorsey Launches Twitter Alternative by NeckingNgulping(m): 4:30pm On Apr 22, 2023
Let me run and download the app, then create my account before kindergartens will crowd it.
CrimeRe: 19-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Having Sex With Her Dog In America by NeckingNgulping(m): 5:51pm On Apr 07, 2023
advanceDNA:
They said one of charges is "unnatural intercourse"

So oyinbo wey no get boundary whennit comes to sex can tag something unnatural....

Interesting
.
You think everybody in America is insane?
SportsRe: Which Of These Four Matches Can Stop Arsenal Premier League Title Victory? by NeckingNgulping(m): 3:22pm On Apr 07, 2023
If City win their outstanding game, then Arsenal will be 5 points ahead of them. It's still a good advantage for arsenal.

Don't forget that City have other fixtures between the premier league games, so they're going to have fewer days to rest -and fatigue can set in, whereas Arsenal will have a weeklong rest before each game.

I hope Arsenal will win City at Etihad. Even if they lose, Arsenal will eventually become champions.
FamilyRe: Can I Marry Without My Family? by NeckingNgulping(m): 11:13am On Apr 07, 2023
Some people here may think you're the black sheep, but you may not be the bad one. Family members can rise against you, especially when you don't want to support their bad ways.

Like someone pointed out up there, what matters is the love between you and the girl. Get an elderly distant relative that understands what you're going through for the marital process.

If her family members wouldn't accept you because of the issue with your family members. Get her pregnant. I bet they wouldn't have any other choice than to accept you.
PoliticsRe: Man Who Looks Like Ojukwu Shares Photos by NeckingNgulping(m): 10:37am On Apr 07, 2023
HITsquad:
It's called doppelganger... Yours is probably somewhere faraway right now, maybe way older than you are or much more younger... Lived centuries ago or still waiting for his or her great-great-great-great-great parent to be conceived.

Dr. Esteller found that the 16 pairs who were “true” look-alikes shared significantly more of their genes than the other 16 pairs that the software deemed less similar. “ These people really look alike because they share important parts of the genome, or the DNA sequence,” he said.

They don't have to come from the same tribe, ethnic group or even the same country... But yet they are still related?

The world is such a small place... Why all the tribalism and bigotry? You probably only know your grandparents in person and have heard stories about your great grandparents.. Ok what about their own parents? And their own parents? And the ones after them? It's a very long line bro... A very long one. And somewhere along that line, you probably shared the same ancestral parent with members of the same tribes you have grown to hate today. Just think about it...
Everyone on earth needs to see this.. I almost shed tears to this fact. One of the realest shit i ever read.

Why are we fighting each other?
RomanceRe: Why Can't I Have A Date After Exchanging Numbers? by NeckingNgulping(m): 9:32am On Apr 06, 2023
Jennyclay:
Most of you broke men will hold 10k to take a lady out on a date. Biko who does that huh undecided. Is it handsome or your fine dress we'll eathuh

If you don't have over 100k to take a lady out then relationship is not for you. Don't come and put someone's daughter in abject poverty.

You don't have money and you want to take a lady out undecided shame!!!
If attention seeking was a person, you'll be the one..
Music/RadioRe: Good Old Days: Do You Remember This Gadget? (Picture) by NeckingNgulping(m): 6:25pm On Mar 14, 2023
Olachase:
i thief money buy this thing then that was around 2006, omo so nothing last forever cry cry

then #500 na big money, i stole #1500 from one woman shop, i can't take the money home cus they will ask where did i get it from, i just day chop anything that come my way, omo nigeria don cast that #1500 now no buy anything again
Around 2004, my friend thief 500 from him mama bag, we no fit chop am finish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 2) On 4th March 2023 by NeckingNgulping(m): 3:20pm On Mar 04, 2023
All three points will be taken by the gunners..

Let's go..
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Don't Expect My Wife Back In The Senate, She Will Be My Housewife by NeckingNgulping(m): 8:39am On Mar 01, 2023
Fahdiga:
Don't gloat yet. You are riding on a stolen mandate. God is not asleep.
I'm not a believer, i have never supported BAT, and i know the elections were rigged.

But where was your fckin god when the fraudulent system brought Tinubu upon us?

Just leave that sleepy god out of this.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Wins Edo State, Tinubu Comes Second by NeckingNgulping(m): 5:06am On Feb 28, 2023
Cletus77:
The strategy is to dwarf the votes from concentrated Labour Party places and replace them with smaller margins against APC, while APC dominated areas like the SW will win with high margins against LP.

Edo state gave more votes than this to LP, same with Lagos, same with Rivers and Akwa ibom.

They’ll be like “Obi won Lagos and so so so” to pacify us when in reality the voting margin will not be up to 100k!
You know exactly what they're doing..
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Lp's Donatus Mathew Winner Of Kaura Fed Constituency Kaduna by NeckingNgulping(m): 4:55pm On Feb 26, 2023
NothingDoMe:
Lol well done LP!

Like someone said: If I had know I'd have picked a form for LP in my state EDO. Voters just dey dole out victory to the LP reps them.

By now una for dey call small boy like me honorable. 😄🤣
grin grin
BusinessRe: First Bank Is Receiving Old ₦‎500 And ₦‎1,000 Notes Nationwide (Photos) by NeckingNgulping(m): 4:21pm On Feb 17, 2023
9jii:
Tinubu is winning everywhere
At Supreme Court
At CBN
At first Bank
At Kano,Kaduna and Katsina
Next week it's over for for IPOB miscreants in disguise.
They said a maximum of 500k. Tinubu should go and deposit his 22 billion in the bank.
Christianity EtcRe: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by NeckingNgulping(m): 10:15am On Jan 29, 2023
Does the church have to close first before you attend to some pressing issue that is of huge concern to you?

One can simply leave the church before the closing hour and go to bank.. That's not a big deal. Moreover, not everyone in the church has the intention of going to bank..

If you choose to let religious activities prevent you from carrying out your financial activities, then the joke is on you, not the religious leaders.
RomanceRe: Regé-jean Page Is The Most Handsome Man In The World, According To Scientists by NeckingNgulping(m): 3:58pm On Jan 27, 2023
Persephone1:
He is no doubt cute but there is a battle of dominance between his face and his neck. One could have mistaken his neck for another face lipsrsealed
Omfg!
Music/RadioRe: Kizz Daniel's Buga And Rema's Calm Down, Which Of Them Is A Bigger Song? by NeckingNgulping(m): 2:07pm On Jan 16, 2023
Wande Coal's bumper to bumper is still sweeter than both songs..
RomanceRe: A Snippet On Manipulation by NeckingNgulping(m):
People invent beliefs that suits their needs in the present, and they try to shove it down your throat. Just do the right things that are necessary and don't follow the bandwagon.

People suck a lot. Try to suck less..

If you think and act logically and rationally, there's no amount of manipulation you can't surmount.

Each day that passes, we are one step closer to dying, so why worry too much about the stupid ways of life of others.
CelebritiesRe: You Can Still Meet The Love Of Your Life Before The End Of The Year - DJ Cuppy by NeckingNgulping(m): 7:25am On Dec 27, 2022
wiseone28:
I don't want
Ah ah! You don't want a glass of juice from Tem's mother?
CelebritiesRe: You Can Still Meet The Love Of Your Life Before The End Of The Year - DJ Cuppy by NeckingNgulping(m): 7:25am On Dec 27, 2022
wiseone28:
I don't want
Ah ah! You don't want a cup of juice from Tem's mother?
PoliticsRe: Let Them Come & Beat Me: Wike Insists On Permission Before Rallies, Hits Dogara by NeckingNgulping(m): 7:46pm On Dec 05, 2022
Wike, it's "Eleme nmawee owe eh" not " ereme nawee oweh" grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Builds Toilet That Generates Gas For Cooking & Electricity by NeckingNgulping(m): 7:22pm On Dec 01, 2022
Ashez:
How I wan cook near soak away pit?
That's a question that demands an answer.. A problem that needs to be solved. And that's where you should bring your own innovation to take the burner away from the pit.
RomanceRe: non starter topic by NeckingNgulping(m):
There are some small gbola that can hit vagina walls these women never thought exist.. I'm talking about that grower type.

Y'all always sound like small gbola is never useful. It's all about how you utilize it.

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