₦airaland Forum

Tofax:
The North seems to have 11 appointees, the South West has 9 appointees, and South East 1, and South-South 1. That is fairness and equity?

Bros, it makes no difference. All the northerners buhari appointed, did it make the north any better? Buhari started nepotism and culture of sectional government, if tinubu decides to follow same, na him sabi, it makes no difference. Some will prosper despite the odds. Even if he puts SS and SE folks, from history what effect have such nominations made? Aside their immediate families and friends, who benefits?

Troops in the ND should be redeployed to stop oil theft.

Yeah, no biggie, you may just go as your cousin went, then another relative will follow suit.

Jimoh na sharp guyman.
Him don do yari wash wash. Lol

Nna, some will say no money in this country, that we produce nothing, we export nothing and other crap. One German executive once said many years ago, if the economy of Germany was looted as that of naija, Germany would have collapsed long time ago.
When you see how kids, families of some Nigerians live abroad, then you will know Nigeria has momey.

2 full tank in a week is 100k. In a month 400k. Just on one vehicle. Go figure out.
Nigerians are just living on cruise now. Salary or fixed income does not survive anyone. It is by miracle folks are existing.

TemplarLandry:
The snake lives in her womb swallowing the glory of every man who engages her in coitus, especially the ones who squirt their seeds inside her.

If you use condom nko?

muystoy:
Mtcheww! everybody is now a billionaire in Nigeria now, not a single respect for the title again

If you have 1,000,000,000. You are a billionaire.
If you have 999,999,999. You are not a billionaire.

Are they jokers? Have they gone through the security at Qatar airport to see it is impossible to go through there with drugs?
These bad apples just go around destroying opportunity for regular, honest, hardworking Nigerians.

Truth of the matter is that if those structures are defective (they actually look so), no responsible government will sit down and watch untill there is calamity before acting.
As I wrote earlier today, inspection was done on buildings around my office area early this year, including my office complex owned by an igbo man. It passed inspection, they only adviced fixing a place where the plastering on a decking had fallen due to water. Mind you, the building is over 40 years old.

Na wah. They just sanctioned Ugandan politicians for signing the anti gay bill. Cancelled the UK and US visas of the speaker of parliament. Can you imagine!
Anyway, when I knew, UK was in gay problem was seeing that big structure at Heathrow Airport immigration point of a blackman with lipstick, dressed as a woman, wearing high heels woman shoes! Haba, na so I stand de look with my mouth opened yakata! Na so my madam pinch me say make I commot eye, before oyinbo call person aside as them do Obi.

Congrats.
May Almighty continue to give them good health, peace of mind and strength to enjoy the fruits of their Labour. IJN.

sgtponzihater1:
Lovely. Very kind way to give a counter opinion and most People should learn from this. Thank you

Thanks bro.
I was shocked at the typo though. Corrected it. Wonder if sometimes one makes a post and nairaland spell checks messes it up.

inoki247:
Eh eh...



Gradually we are getting dere...

People wey still dey hope on dere Debit card doing international transaction you will soon be getting dat buh guess what na Abokii rate Bank go dey give u...


Make una no go think say na the Arbitrage way like before no more free money na Bank go dey determine the rate nd it won't be different from what any online Dollar Virtual card services are giving you now....

My YouTube premium that all my local cards has not worked on for months, guess what? My son told me his has always worked, I de argue, he said it never stopped, infact all this while he orders from aliexpress, howww??
I said oya, let's test it, na so I put am on YouTube, it worked! Charged him about ₦1950 or so. Less than 2k. Although on YouTube premium it advertises for ₦1700
I wonder as my local cards still do not work. Hopefully with this new cbn development, the banks should open local cards for foreign transactions.
Furthermore, I wonder why we don't keep part of our reserves in yuan. That should reduce dependence on dollar. Most of our imports are from China. Why will I want to shop on aliexpress and my money will be changed to dollar first before yuan? E no make sense.

sgtponzihater1:
Great job! Next should be the exhorbitant bank transfer/withdrawal charges that eat into people capital.

Dont think the bank charges will be tampered with. Gov raises so much money from those charges/taxes it seems.
Great job as you said.

Ehen!
This is more like it.
Let's see as it goes, building confidence in Nigerians being able to access forex when needed will ensure reduced speculation. It will reduce demand for forex in terms of those rushing to change their naira due to uncertainty.
Hopefully reduce pressure on the naira and help it appreciate.
Nice one.

Olarewaju89:
The man's wife name is CHIDIMA

Chidima again?

Lol

Emmypure:
Asari went to far with that statement, I expect the military to arrest him so that he can explain more.

Naa, they wount arrest him, they will be patient, wait for him to messup eg, wait for him to be seen with those his goons carrying arms, they will the give him the don wanni, ogbe onotpite treatment.
Waste him like a dog, pump hot lead in that his big Tommy, make him look like a common armed robber.

Ireportlive:



Can't they share territory

NIMASA budget billions annually

The Niger Delta creek is several hundreds of kilometers

Without oil thefts, Nigeria can exceed 2.5mbpd OPEC threshold.. this means money in Dollars

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Tompolo is the major force on ground, even from the days of the agitation. Tompolo was Mend. The action guys that carried out audacious attacks, having the capacity to strike 100s of miles in open sea. Quite, not outspoken but the main man, the force to be reconed with.
Asiri seemed to be the more political figure, despite him having his followers too, but not on the same level as mend.
Certainly asari feels an injustice has been done to him by gov recognizing Tompolo with the security contract.
Oga at the top will certainly compensate him and settle the matter. He certainly has the experience to settle such kleg issues from years of koni koni, mago mago political and otherwise dealings.

MrBrownJay1:
enemies of progress.... no matter how they try to go against technology, its coming by fire or by force..

Na today?
Remember the toll gate at the airport those days when we still used coins. Abroad it works, you don't need humans, but here in naija, you will see a couple of people standing there, to operate it for you. The engine will be open.
It is called "chooking" they will chook the machine, poke it so it does not work, then they can make money by selling tickets to you.
Those days in our factory, workers will chook a perfectly working machine so it breaks down, then they can go sleep claiming machine don spoil.
Bottomline, bring any sophisticated tech, Africans will poke, chook it. You will then have to go "manual".

Wash wash of those days.

Skank

Op, how old were you both when you got married?
Congrats.

Just imagine this serika man playing Nigerians for 8 years. Chai!
Imagine where this country would have been if we had the right people in place. Buhari just kept cruise masters as top decision making officials, all having a free hand to enrich themselves while fighting against the public good.

lordm:
Banga soup and starch

Nice soup.
The only problem is that you eat it regularly, your gfr falls. The saturated fat in the palm oil stresses your kidneys.
It is a no no for ckd.

N3TRAL:
Ugandan President and politicians are the biggest beneficiaries of the economic crisis that will threaten Uganda in the coming weeks.

Their President, Museveni, has been Head of State in Uganda since 1987- a record 37 years, and has won reelection 6 times. His army consistently abuse the country's most vocal opposition, Bobi Wine and not so long ago, Wine's wife was almost stripped naked on election noon.

The impoverished and superstitious citizens of the import-dependent sub-saharan country are happy that a law to persecute anyone who isn't heterosexual or is non-binary is in force. They prefer to stay in churches fasting from dawn to dusk despite their very low standard of living.

When anyone questions why Uganda that was developing at a very slow rate has become stagnant, or in a worse reality- going backwards, members of the executive and legislators can cite their anti-gay laws as the reason for their woes and get reelected to continue redirecting Uganda's resources to private stockpiles for their bloodline.

Good Morning Uganda 🌈

The issue is not about Uganda economy or it's president. The topic here is the US sanctioning them for their anti gay stance. For them representing the will of the citizens of Uganda and Africans in general

Wagwanbrethren:
Good one from the US!
They are quick to impose death penalty on homosexuality, but can't impose death sentence on their corrupt politicians! 🤣

Most Africa countries with their misplaced priority. LGB is here to stay, either you like it or not. Na just time.
The death penalty is too extreme, and that's human right abuse.

I wonder why people are going crazy over what two adults choose to do with themselves. Don't you get it, they are not sexually attracted to the same sex, no matter how you try to change them, it's the way they are. No be your nyash I dey f;k, so why you carry the matter for head? ☹️

If you want to be gay, do it in private, don't come out to society, influencing or converting others. The general society in Africa, Russia, Asia, middle east abhore homosexuality. The general wish of the people must me respected. If you like yash and the smell associated with it, the shit on your dick when indolging, continue in your privacy. Bring it out in Africa and 600years in jail will make you streight.

Subsidy for Nigerians is simply paying for the inefficiency of government and the ruins brought on us over the years by corruption.
What is our benefit having oil if we pay same price for petrol, diesel as non producers do? What is our minimum wage and purchasing power compared to those non producers?
I filled my tank with 50k yesterday. How many people earn 50k in a month? 100k fuel weekly ie 400k monthly on just 1 vehicle. NO BE JUJU BE THAT?

Nice one by the police.