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Crime › Re: Two Yoruba Boys That Speak Igbo Fluently Arrested In Enugu For Gay Activities by nedekid: 3:20pm On Jun 21, 2023
GodWrites:
You are so unexposed.
If a woman can be attracted to you, a man can also be attracted to you. Even men and women indulge in anal sex. You don't watch porn, or have you been living under a cave?
Bros, if all you wrote up there make you exposed, I'd rather remain unexposed and living under a cage.
I sprinkle blood of Jesus on you for saying a man can be attracted to me, are you kidding me? Why will a normal man even want to stick his blokos into a woman's shit extruding hole, not to talk of that of another man? I bet you lick arse abi? huhIt brings out the freek in you right? grin Continue.
Anyway, from your topics on nairaland, I see you are overexposed, as they say, too much of everything de cause k leg.

Food › Re: Chef Dammy Sings: I Can Cook And I Can Sing, I’m So Talented (Video) by nedekid: 3:08pm On Jun 21, 2023
drugBaronTINUBU:
Lolzz
Sorry o
U go done chop raw pepper, and a mixture of okro and oil stew tire 🤣🤣
And that their ewedu way dem dey use broom beat 😁
Lolz, funny enough na normal food we de chop for house from time even before I meet my wife. First time I chop igbo garri and per plate food as optainable in the east was when I went for nysc, my truelly first time in the eastern part in the mid 90s.
Me and my paddies form lagos no fit chop the akpu or yellow garri at first (they later became experts de swallow am anyhow), we had to look for the nearest amala joint in Aba, Abia state. Na there we de chop amala with gbegiri and ewedu, or our normal peper, fried stews.
Omo, true true, if I no chop amala, atleast 3rice weekly, I no sure say I go normal. Those day for ui ibadan, e get where after we booze, I fit take you go chop fresh amala 3 am! Some very old women weh look like "winch" back then. Lol, if you no get mind fear go catch you.
Nice thing about amala is that it is the best food for hangover, very light. Value for money nko, you pick the protains, eg beef, offals 100-200 a piece, goat ie ogunfe, bushmeat, catfish etc. No be the one, one persin go tell you 2k for plate, load big big eba, then put 1 piece of meat ontop as if na bingo wan chop! grin
Anyway, me and madam don de 23 years and counting, wahala must de, but the good times dey better.
She be illaje from ondo. cool
Food › Re: Chef Dammy Sings: I Can Cook And I Can Sing, I’m So Talented (Video) by nedekid: 1:21pm On Jun 21, 2023
drugBaronTINUBU:
Lolz
E pain am😁
Even as a guy, i fine pass 90% Yoruba girls
That tribe is cursed with ugliness and they are mostly dirty
The day i fuuuuck one Yoruba girl, i promised myself never to try it again because of wetin she carry give me
So much for the accommodating and sophisticated tribe😁
Lolz, haba, we weh marry Yoruba for over 20 years nko? grin
Food › Re: Chef Dammy Sings: I Can Cook And I Can Sing, I’m So Talented (Video) by nedekid: 1:19pm On Jun 21, 2023
Can you do the 3rd one?

Crime › Re: Two Yoruba Boys That Speak Igbo Fluently Arrested In Enugu For Gay Activities by nedekid: 12:18pm On Jun 21, 2023
Omo, see their legs, looking like full blow patients. Why in God's name will a man be attracted to a fellow man enough to "romance" and lick or stick his gentleman's stick in a man's poo extractor? Does it not smell? Imagine the product of ewa, cassava, garri, beans and dodooo on your thing? Chisos!
Deliverance in needed not arrest. shocked
Politics › Re: Police Officers Send-Off Former IG, Alkali Baba by nedekid: 10:29am On Jun 21, 2023
The guy tried, atleast in terms of bringing sanity to the police force. Never, atleast as far as I can remember in the history of the service have policemen been held to account as done by him.
Kudos to him and happy retirement.
Politics › Re: You’re A Disappointment – Oba Of Benin Tackles Buhari’s Minister, Agba by nedekid: 9:59am On Jun 21, 2023
Ceenachi:
Oba said, “Throughout your tenure, I can’t remember if we actually saw you more than two times. The first time, you came when you complained about the flood in Benin, and the second is after your tenure
Literally mean He only represented himself and his family grin
No be so I talk for my earlier post?
Folks shouting one part of the country should not get appointments, making a boast about it. The question is, has appointments bettered their lot?
A part of the country practically had all the juicy appointments for the last 8 years, yet poverty has increased 100 fold there. NO BE JUJU BE THAT?.
Appointments that benefit family and friends.
Politics › Re: FG Votes N24 Billion For 10th NASS Members’ Accommodation by nedekid: 9:40am On Jun 21, 2023
Reference:
But you will gladly accept to cut your own expenses and degrade your standard of life due to inflation abi..... is than not slavery.

What makes Me. President or any typical political officeholder better than you or more deserving of a better lifestyle than you.

We must elevate our thinking in this country. A typical politician anywhere in the developed world lives at the same standards as those he governs. Here we readily accept as impossible equity from a people that were begging us to vote them in just 3 months ago.

What rubbish. So annoying.
I concur with all you said, which should be the right way. But as I said, the reality of the Nigerian situation is what we are faced and will have to contend with.
Is it proper, of course not.
Politics › Re: FG Votes N24 Billion For 10th NASS Members’ Accommodation by nedekid: 9:03am On Jun 21, 2023
KingKO22:
I pray our new president cut the government expenses to reasonable amount


They should remember that Nigerians are suffering especially the transportation fare is becoming unaffordable therefore use the available money judiciously


Jah bless patriotic Nigerians
Let's face reality, there is no way cost of government especially regarding house of assembly can be cut, rather inflation will be claimed as a reason to increase.
Baba also has a lot of political patronage he has to settle to make them feel included ie higher cost of government.
Merging ministries and parastatals as recently done with firs, customs etc maybe will help. But if you think politicians consider the suffering of citizens when thinking of their luxury, you are on a long thing.
Look at Dino and his fleet of cars, look at Bello and his 2022 benz for his wife or the governor that recently declared 1.5t as assets.
Politics › Re: How Buhari Naira/dollar Policy Serves Cabals, big time scam by nedekid: 1:17am On Jun 21, 2023
Biodun556:
Can CBN provide all dollars needed by Nigerians to trade abroad?
oga, cbn can. One of the major reasons for shortage of fx is the monumental looting of money by politicians and government officials which put so much pressure on fx.
What do you think happens when all those billion and trillions are looted? We just heard of how 500b was released monthly for "poverty alleviation". You hear of billions chopped in aviation ministry for rented Nigeria Air. Surely you heard of how much yari spent giving each senator 500k usd to become SP. As I asked, earlier, what do you think happens to the looted naira? I will tell you that the first thing that is done is that the money is mediately changed to USD! Taken abroad or warehoused locally!
Importers, your school fees, medical etc yes contributes, but a small fraction.
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP To Close Case Challenging Tinubu’s Election Thursday by nedekid: 12:40am On Jun 21, 2023
Etosha:
A good lawyer will advise you not go to court.
That you proverbial good lawyer then is the worst lawyer ever, because you then gain nothing but loose everything.
The situation that your quote is reasonable is when there is the option of mediation, in which there is opportunity for both parties to reach acceptable agreement. If parties can negotiate get close to what they want, then it is better than going to court.
In this case of an election with seemingly glaring manipulations, it is unlikely mediation can play a role, expecially as the challengers do not have financial gains as a motivation.
Romance › Re: Is There A Proper Age To Have Sex by nedekid: 8:14pm On Jun 20, 2023
Hmm, different people with different issues or priorities on nairaland. Nothing person no go read.
Some are thinking of the way ahead in these challenging times, while some, na nack be their pressing problems.
Everyone to your tent oh Israel. grin
Business › Re: Naira Appreciates To N756.61/$ On Investors & Exporters' FX Window by nedekid: 7:44pm On Jun 20, 2023
Coronavirus1:
No more black market Aboki is out of business go to the bank
Bank go give you?
You still have to fill that cbn website to apply for pta, bta, school fees or medical etc. Worse still, they now demand for 3 years tax clearance certificate. If you don't have that, you will spend atleast 200k processing one.
Business › Re: Naira Appreciates To N756.61/$ On Investors & Exporters' FX Window by nedekid: 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2023
Accessed:
There's so far PR can take the masses. Let the praise singers continue to pretend that all is well. The purchasing power of Nigerians is by far at its lowest rung. Most of these policies are ill-timed. Little or no palliatives to cushion the effects on the masses.

I really hope to be proven wrong, but Unifying the FX rate now is more calamitous than beneficial. It's like doing the right thing at the wrong time. You can't subject the naira to free market forces without ensuring we have a fair dollar supply over demand. Worst case scenerio, wait till the refineries take off, so that our dollar demand will reduce. So long as the demand for dollar continues to exceed the supply...we are on a jolly long ride.

Truth is most of us know it...but we are not ready to "hit him below the belt" because he's our own.
My thoughts too.
Business › Re: Naira Appreciates To N756.61/$ On Investors & Exporters' FX Window by nedekid: 7:39pm On Jun 20, 2023
maxiart2:
I thought it was #680/$1 before? How e take go reach #770? Now you are telling me naira appreciates to #756/$1.
Wahala dey o.
Cruise tins grin
Business › Re: Naira Appreciates To N756.61/$ On Investors & Exporters' FX Window by nedekid: 7:38pm On Jun 20, 2023
ZUKKYY:
Im asking how much was exchange rate of dollars before the new government came in
grin
Crime › Re: Female Soldiers Caught On Camera Assaulting Boy (pix/video) by nedekid: 7:37pm On Jun 20, 2023
Pay day. Get a lawyer. Sue. It might cost a little, possibly take some time. But at the end of the day, you will gain.
Health › Re: Have Just Been Diagnosed With Herpes by nedekid: 4:54pm On Jun 20, 2023
You that asked if arse licking is ideal? shocked
Politics › Re: Ogah to Obi, others: Support Tinubu & Put Nigeria first, You may win next time by nedekid: 3:09pm On Jun 20, 2023
Yeye talk.
Fine, we support our president, but that should not stop whoever has a grievance seeking redress. That is how things get done properly.
This is not a personal matter between Obi, Atiku and tinubu, it is to do what is right.
Business › Re: South Africa’s Johann Rupert Overtakes Aliko Dangote As Africa’s Richest Man by nedekid: 3:06pm On Jun 20, 2023
Fortune109:
Dangote will definitely bounce back stronger...
Bros, forget about dangote and his bouncing back. Let's think of our own lives and how to bounce back.
If dangote lost part of his fortune due to recent gov policies, imagine how much poorer the average Nigerian has become. Do you realise we Nigerians have lost over 75% of our purchasing power and wealth over the past few days?
Eg, if you sold your house for 55m and wish to relocate to the UK. 2 weeks ago, that 55m would have given you 100,000 pounds at bank rate. Today at the current bank rate, it will give you about 50,000 pounds.
Anyway, let's hope it is temporal and that on the long run, these polices will eventually help the economy.
My only fear is that naija is the only country in the world that when things go up, they don't come down.
Politics › Re: Ortom In EFCC Custody by nedekid: 12:55pm On Jun 20, 2023
kokoA:
Make dem hold am well..
Them de fit hold big man weh get monie?
Last last na to settle if wanting, and if them no gree, arrange one betta SAN, tell them to charge you to court.
Politics › Re: Throwback Of New IGP, Egbetokun At Tinubu's Coronation 33 Years Ago by nedekid: 10:25am On Jun 20, 2023
Great. But how is this info of any use? Does it reduce the cost of petrol, diesel or stop the increase in electricity tariff expected on the 1 of July?
Politics › Re: FG Implements 7.5% VAT On Diesel, Nigerians Kick by nedekid: 10:19am On Jun 20, 2023
arantess:
A friend in NDDC spends 50k weekly already
If not for the plenty allowances and stuff Baba for don park motor since
Me de use 45-50k twice weekly. Ie 100k per week on one car. No be 400k in a month be that?
I never talk of madam moto. Her office no too far so she uses 50k weekly.
First of July, new electricity tarrif of ₦80 per KWh.
Na cruise we de for this country!
Politics › Re: FG Implements 7.5% VAT On Diesel, Nigerians Kick by nedekid: 10:10am On Jun 20, 2023
DEBJOCH1:
ANOTHEER slowpoke DISCOVERED, DEVELOPED COUNTRIES PAYING TAX. LETS START FROM HERE, THEY HAVE 24 HOURS STEADY SUPPLY OF ELECTRICITY, WITH GOOD ROAD, ACCESSIBLE HEALTH CARE, NATIONAL SECURITY, IMPROVED WELFARE, GOOD MINIMUM WAGES, WHAT'S YOUR COUNTRY MINIMUM WAGE?, N30,000, INFACT YOU ARE SICK AND NEED BRAIN EVALUATION FOR SAYING THIS TRASH. YOU ARE REALLY SICK.
30k is not even a full tank of petrol.
Politics › Re: FG Implements 7.5% VAT On Diesel, Nigerians Kick by nedekid: 10:08am On Jun 20, 2023
PerfectStranger:
Please cut the crap undecided

Is Nigeria a developed country? An average Nigerian barely feeds well, you're talking about tax.
With 30k minimum wage yet the senators are getting massive cashouts. Don't be blindfolded
Leave the dommie and others like him. They are suffering, yet do not know it. Soon they will. Diesel that we just got a little relief from via the price drop, gov says no, you must pay extra tax on it! No be juju be that?
Weekly on my moto, 80-100k fuel, I have not added madams own.
Anyway, the righteous will survive.
Politics › Re: Households Under Pressure As New Electricity Tariff Due July 1 by nedekid: 6:30am On Jun 20, 2023
Asabe4:
Nigeria should allow the poor breeeeefftt!!! embarassed embarassed
Poor? Nigeria?
Lol.
If they can vote, they can bear what ever comes their way.
Politics › Re: Households Under Pressure As New Electricity Tariff Due July 1 by nedekid: 6:26am On Jun 20, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Solar energy way...
The cost it the issue.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Anambra Hotel Proprietor, Rescue 9 Girls Used As Sex Slaves by nedekid: 3:39am On Jun 20, 2023
Which cake set pass inside the 9?
Politics › Re: Why Are Ibos Saying This by nedekid: 3:36am On Jun 20, 2023
Fulaninigger:
Even Igbos are not Igbo enough!

This is what they are saying about the New Chief of Naval Staff!
How many people said this? One? If one, why are you using "they"?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Customs To Start Charging VAT On Diesel Imports by nedekid: 10:58pm On Jun 19, 2023
OldBeer:
"If we want the poor to breath, we need to spend on things that the poor use more often like:
1. making public transportation cheaper
2. building affordable and decent homes where they live
3. investing and subsidizing primary and secondary school education
4. investing and bringing the cost of quality health care down.

NOT subsidizing diesel at the macro level or allowing people import V6 engine fully built SUVs while they pay relatively low duty."
Do you live in Nigeria?
Diesel has not been subsidized for years. At one time it was as high as 900 per liter, it only reduced few weeks ago to 650.
Why will gov want to tax it when the price just came down giving a little relief? Are you aware without electricity diesel runs the country? Factories, haulage etc.

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