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This one just dey copy and paste like mumu,if Dem ask you to summarize wetin dey there you no go fit oo.

I fit.

symbianDON:
you can say that again! Those cheering them on don't know that even if biafra is achieved today, these guys won't just simply disappear into the thin air!

Biafra army. Think. Think!

rotwailler:
Abeg I need name and food when I go buy for them before day go dark please...which food I go go buy for them?

Cabin biscuits. Grind am scatter for ground. Then put water for small cover beer for them.

If morning reach, tie thread for their leg make you put am for outside make they spread their wings small,

then for evening, bring them back in.

And no forget to use your hair brush take dey straighten their feathers.

Sing for them before they sleep too.

Tomorrow you continue the procedures again.

Na the dates wey you cram dey bother me

Na wizkid name wey I dey see for the link dey bother me

As the school name wan resemble church name, parents kon dey think say..

I no expect campaign at all at all o. I think say buhari go dey sit forever.

So, na now all of ona wey dey claim big men dey come out to talk?

Wéré

If your daughter get that kind of clothes, as she dey come house, questioning straight up.

Suspect33:
Good investment my friend, cucumber is in great demand, some will end up in jollof rice, some in salad and some will end up in

Comrade

Vickyvice:
gaboon viper na I'm be 6 to 6. This one na puff adder... See d horned eye lashes

Wow. Thanks. I just Googled to see gaboon viper. Scary.

Na highlander ona kon dey show me?

Abi my 50mb don finish

WetinIsabi:
Unnecessarily

woduyumin? I'm in UK

First time seeing a pink calculator. Definitely not a boy's calculator

He go must complain na must

Crematorium: a place were dead bodies are cremated ( to burn something to ashes)

Buh, why I dey see Agege bread?

Kolo

Feggie3:
You are wrong!! Russians are expansionists. Right from history they like annexing weaker countries close to them!

No dey shout.

Calm..

No be this number 4 Nigerians dey call 12 to 12 abi 6 to 6? � if you cook am, if twelve reach, e body go arrange back.

I no sure say air strike siren dey my state o.

If my mum dey put church story na so so smile I dey smile because,

ma'am, I don read the whole bible finish.

I know good from bad,

I can pray in my room.

I dey give alms to the poor.

My left hand no dey see wetin my right hand dey do.

My Sunday slogan: I no dey go church today, maybe next week. I one sleep. Today na weekend.

See the fine agege bread wey dey ona front and ona still dey frown dey chop. Chai

You just poked my curiosity

The reason most peeps on here are not supporting Russia is because it didn't meet up to their expectations. So, if Russia level Ukraine in 7 days before wetin ona go talk?

Most of the monikers here thinks war is like free fire game.

You're not angry because Russia is the aggressor. You are angry because 'Russia lost some of its military to Ukraine.

They no go lost before??

They be God abi wetin?

They no dey win club wey Ronaldo or messi dey?

Cho Cho Cho cho all of ona. Ona too like usa abeg.

No be game be this. No be Hollywood.

proff010:
Sterling bank is mad, am closing all my account with them

okay

You're likely the only (closest) friend they have left..

You snub my greetings twice before I dey lock up you.

Maybe you no hear the first time, or you dey vex normal.

Second day..

Third day: as I dey greet you I dey answer myself make you hear am.

4th day bye bye