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abeg moodylady share ur thots on d topic, some pple shld look for the threads that say 'for the pre-pubescent'

@moody
i did it cos u seemed like d more mature one of d two(u weren't d one screaming), lol,also someone always has to be d b d bigger person

@moody lady
chill now, jst ignore some stuff and follow the thread afta all we didnt come here to starting a cussing or shouting match

i think for me touch is important(PG-13), i kinda give off dnt touch me vibes so when a girl actually touches me in one o dem harmless ways like taking my hands in hers(not jumping me!)it trips me to no end

then also gifts, but more than anything d gift has to show ur interested in me(left to me, i'd neva buy a gift for a gel wivout asking s'one maybe sibling or girlfiend wot she might want) it has to be something sensible too!

na wa for u guys o, anyway the whole matter has been thoroughly skewed but i'll try my best to help (seeing as am such a nice guy, )
do i open doors for gels-yes(sometimes)
reason:it doesn't take anything away from me and its a polite thing do, jst like letting an elderly person enter a room before u

will i stand up when a gel enter the room-no
reason:who is ur father?
part of being a gentleman is being confident enuf of urself and ur abilities to do the polite thing and kno it doesn't make u seem weak,

'pending on how i feel i'm most likely to give my seat up for an elderly person than anyone else,
i cld also pull the seat out for a girl if i feel like it, but do i feel it makes lil' ol' me a gentleman? NO cos i'll still pinch,wind(or is it whine),tacci or tease the sh*t outta any gel dat catches my fancy(not in a hurtful way of crse, i'm more of a crazy person than anything else), if u like open all the door from here(or whereva u r) to tokyo and read and practice all d gentlemanly sturvs u can think of it wont change hu u r, jst find wot suites u best that u're comfy doing and DO IT

lol, 'live well below ur means' sounds like plenty english for be stingy but i get his(nwando's) point, wot he means is simply that cos u can spend Nx on something doesnt mean u shld,
a fun illustration i once heard was,
when i started work i could afford one sharwarma erday(of crse it wasn't enuff) then boys got promoted and then i cld afford two and it was enuff for a while but eventually i'd still end up hungry afta the two, (get it?)

@poster
ur post doesnt make a lot of sense, u cld try posting it sensibly if u want help

@poster u didnt give enuff info as per
are u married?
what r ur plans?
when do u want to retire? and stuff like that
i'm like 22 so i dont have that many commitments(save my gelfriend ) so i can save more which places me in a better position
cos i want to retire early
and as for the stock market thingy d person to holla @ is easimoni tho the best thing is to read the stock trading tips
the link is https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-31554.2880.html (it'll be best if u read as many of the old posts as possible;i'm trying to read all of them ) anyway sha all the best in ur future endeavours!!

na wa for u pple o!
@topeadr
sey u wont vex if i beg u to free sect small and reply my post, ejooo!

netotse:
@topeadr
men tenks its a 0802 i used to browse with it soometime back(accesswap)den when it stopped i freed the line but it got lost recently nd i had to retrieve it so i want to kno if all d celtel settings floating around will be of any use to me
@swaz
r der conditions for d help?

@topeadr
men tenks its a 0802 i used to browse with it soometime back(accesswap)den when it stopped i freed the line but it got lost recently nd i had to retrieve it so i want to kno if all d celtel settings floating around will be of any use to me
@swaz
r der conditions for d help?

guys abeg i just replaced my celtel sim do u kno if the new sim is activated for wap?

@ladyflamez,
its really rude to type in all caps,
have u tried holding the shift key down after u click on shutdown on the start menu and u see that box thingy with standby,restart and shutdown?
if u have just try reading the previous posts and if it doesn't help ask again
(tenk God for modify o i made a silly mistake in this post, )

@adewaleafolabi
yep, i'll do that tenks,

@bigrovar
r u serious thats really convenient i have an uncle that stays at pedro(thats not too far right?) i'll call u to find out how i can get the disc tenks a bunsh!

that email sounds like one of them yahoo-is-closing down-type things,

Fufu King:
Young lady, where did you pull this statistic from? Your fetid anus?

that was really uncalled for,

the contract thingy in essence means u have to have a postpaid line which in turns means u have to have a steady income of at least somefink like 20k a month(or something of that sort)

i hibernate the nonsense out of my computers , but i set mine up to gimme the shutdown options(where u have shut down standby etc.) when i press the power button, so if i want to hibernate i simply press the button the press H, if i want to shut down i prss the button then press U
does anyone kno if theres a command line switch for hibernate
reason is if there is u can creae a 'hibernate' icon i have a restart one
simply right click on a blank spaceon ur desktop choose new>shortcut
then type 'shutdown -r -t 00' and voila u can restart in two mouse clicks
*if u want to kno more go to the cmd line MSDOS and type shutdown or shutdown /?*

@afo
guy am in lag till like thursday do u think it'll be possibe for me to get the distro cd from u?
ill be spending a lot of time in unilag while am in town,

@easimoni
men thanks a lot,

this thing wanna work die,
if u dont feel satisfied with a network u dont have to buy a new sim card anymore, thats the logic! cos the NCC was like out of the 38million lines in nigeria a full six million are inactive(i know i've contributed my share!)

@easimoni (and other ppl dat know bout stufflike that)
abeg u sed u dont follow the primary market, could u xplain a bit about the other markets to me

hey nairalander' any of u guys know where i can download a copy of photoshop cs3 that actually works?abeg its really urgent, i've downloaded like 4 but they usually have keygen probs or they just dont work,

Abeg u guys should be careful o! its as if d chinese ppl r vexing, like 3 ppl in my office have bought this fake N99
it isn't a nokia phone but has nokia N99 on it and i've noticed phones like that are becoming increasingly common here's how u can tell
1.they usually have a name other than nokia on the box(one had a windows mobile logo on the phone shown on the box)
2.when u plug them into a pc it shows some funny nos. and letters as the device name(they usually telll u the chip the fake nokia was based on)
3.they come with two batteries(nokia isn't that generous)
4.the nokia codes dont work (esp. *#0000#)
5.the finishing is somewhat inferior
6.there's usually a lot of chinese writing on d boxes
7.the charger is different from the nokia chargers available(old and new)its like a mini usb
the phones are usually good (facility-wise) as in the common ones have both a keypad and touch sensitive screen and are also cheap(d N99 has TV, radio, bluetooth, mp3,space for two sims and it goes for about 27000) but my grouse is the fake branding
so next time u see that nice looking and also cheap nokia be careful!!(imagine going to a nokia shop with one of them phones!)
i have seen d fake N77, N99, N88 and also my mom bought a motorola version of one of these phones(it wasn't in naija n was meant to be a motorola ming)

@ niggy men tenks a bunch o! the love here is too plenty i read all the posts here and on the ubuntu thread and it seems er'one is  like one big family i already feel welcome

meennnnn thanks a bunch, (dont kno what else to say)

tenks a bunch, thing is am doing it in abj(my guess is u're in lag right?), depending on where u r i cld get someone to collect it then post it to me thru snail mail(which isn't so snaily anymore, )