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@dada22
i agree with u jo!

@all
the prob with the ND is the prob of naija, whats stopping the rich niger deltans from going to d villages and spending their money is the same thing stopping government from developing d place GREED

dis is really hilarious!

ikamefa:
he! he! " "LMBBAO can't remember the last time i soaked G₂SO₄

may God in his infinite mercy forgive u cos u kno not wot u miss

ikamefa:
what about those of us that did not wented [/i]to [i]unibersityl?

u have getted it d post shol answer dat question abi we r not a human beings ehn?

me thinks am going to mosey along yo the kitchen an whip up some garium sulphate sturvs

afroqueen:
why is it that most guys don't remember things such as anniversary, birthdays, and so on?

that has got too be one of d most stereotyped questions possible, i dnt forget those things(at least when it comes to my gelfrend (ex-we broke up yesterday)) in fact i doubt she even remembers when we started going out or even d day we first met(i do!) so u saying y do men forget is jst sooooo lame!

@maleeq
ders something u're forgetting this is naija, three quarters of us have never seen the cd's for our computers

@poster
give us updater now,

if u're going to be all proper then u can get a police report nd an affidavit saying d reciept was lost in transit and let it also state that sony, laptop woth serial no, belongs to ,

yep i still do!
cld u post it to:
abeg let me kno after u post it,

abi o! i agree with niceuzor,
if u want to tacci d gel put ur pic up nd let us see if u qualify for tacci-ing rights oda wise u can like to rest,

any of the above o! 'pends on d person, personally i cnt stand slow ppl so hu-eva it is has to be sharp
cld it be dat ladies like male bosses cos they're easier to mess with in most cases?(jst asking o!)

meennnnn thee girls body isn't bad at all(i mean d first pic, she's too skinny for me sha) but the face,
my two cents:make up works wonders she jst needs to find the right make up artist

i kno this is a longshot but, do u have a bootdisk?(doubt it)
can u slave ur drive to anoda one?cos its as if u're pc is having probs accessing winlogon, i'm guessing its something to do with ur registry maybe someone deleted d key or somefink, u need one of those windows pple (like maleeq)to help u

its working! but if u want i cld give u my hotmail, wot size is d attachment?ders a limit to d size u know,
if u were posting it to me(via nipost) d only cost would be the stamps and that wouldn't be up to 50bucks(i think its even 20)
really appreciate ur help

can u post a cd to me?(am actually in abj now)

beyunce:
Science says that its normal.

but daddy says they shld be shot!

what did u do the last time it booted up?
(as in did u browse d web,click on any suspicious files mess with ur registry or delete anything u're not sure of?)
sha try and describe ur last session with ur pc,

wot about we that jst want to do harmless stuff (like test on tickle-personally dats d reason i've been considering this proxy thingy) is there is safer way to do it cos tickle'll tell u something abt it(tickle) not being avalabe in ur cntry if u try to browse it normally

i see ur eyes have now opened, windows xp unlimited is total crap! dunno y anyone wld want to use dat thing,
u can try the upgrade route if u dont want to lose ur files, jst install the xp pro over the unlimited partition without deleting it!

thats happened to me a no. of times a quick lazy way is to use system restore to go back to u're last checkpoint(if as u sed it jst stopped working)
dunno wot the proper way to do it is, am usu to lazy to start troubleshooting my laptop when it happens just chill sha maybe the big boys'll soon arrive nd take ova

@jean bro
he means 'i do' meaning when u officially toggle the mumu switch aka throw ur freedom away

@toksdam
guy u harsh o! but if its the gels language then sorry to burst ur bubble but u'll have to start speaking them whether u wat o or not (irregardless of if u do or u dont )

does anyone have any idea how i can connect a motorola v3(RAZR) to a pc a friend bought the phone and it came without a cd or anything so when its plugged into a pc it starts the whole driver wahala, i need to be able to transfer media files to and from the phone, the phone place wants her to buy a cd but thnk its crap(they're asking for 2k) any tips or links would be extremely helpful

pretty please, altho dunno if it'll b of much help to u (if u're really 62 like er'one says)

@iice
cld u try to read`more about the love languages thingy its by Gary Chapman i think,
http://www.fivelovelanguages.com/learn.html
@ayefele

well for me my mouth is sharp(well used to be) so shortly afta we met it was her birthday nd we were talking on d phone nd i go when i was ur age(mind u i'm only a year older than her), nd she cuts in when u were my age u were'nt half as smart as i was(all this was sed i a playful manner o!), d gel showed me pepper o! but it was worth it! still is

OMG i'm blushng d big bros are talking to me
@maleeq

Maleeq:
@Ralvy

Na wa o! The dude asked for a "sling shot" and you gave him "an arsenal of weapons"

the heavier the weapons d merrier tenks a bunch! (so thats wot that hive thingy is about, cant wait to try it out(def not at work sha ))
@ralvy
nothing do u o, i kno precious lil about regedit but i can share(thats wot its all about innit ) i dey abj for a while been planning to get ubuntu cd from u but my schedule has been crazy, i'll holla when i'm free as per ubuntu

@bros davo
na who dash etteh pikin? abi na u give am belle?

hey pple,
does anyone know if ders a way to access the registry on a slaved drive?
i.e. if i slave my hard drive to another person's hard drive will i be able to view/edit my registry on my friends pc?

cos in my wisdom (or lack thereof!)i edited the permissions for the winlogon key and denied most users write and read access and after that the pc refused to boot(twasn't even my pc it was the office pc)i tried using the os cd to repair but that didn't work,
reason i was doing it was to see if i could stop one of them irritating viruses from editing userinit,winlogon and explorer(plus sometimes i just love roaming around in the registry, )and i ended up doing more than my power, twas a really scary period,

P.S. if u dont understand wot i typed above u prolly cant help me so shut up k, ?
also its done so i dont need anyone telling me i shouldn't be messing with the registry,

first things first guy do u have a firewall?(doubt it)
one of the smartest things u could do would be to download hijackthis(google it),do a scan then paste the result here(thats if u dont kno wot to do afta seeing the results)
@ralvy
can explorer be corrupted? i thot wot usu happens is that it(the malware)attaches itself to explorer,winlogon or userinit in the registry.