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ibkaye:
lol you mean when she doesn't react the way you expected her to react?

exactly. . .like when you tell a girl she cant cook and she just gives you 'that smile' and says okay, me i usu just follow up with 'ara oko' or something like that. . .

ibkaye:
do what?

lol. . .the way you said 'yeah ok', when you tease a girl about something and she says that, you just know it didnt 'enter'. to cut the long story short, u hv long hair and a lot of ppl hv told u so right?

ibkaye:
yeah ok

i hate it when girls do that. . .

u're fast becoming the mamagee of the travel section, its like you feel the need to post in every single thread

FL Gators:
LOL I dnt know yet. Going to get checked out.
If na to my egusi soup, too bad.
I'll itch for many years to come then

you are a pant i swear. . .

@thread
should i tell her or not. . .i dont want her to get worried

froggie:
Am using a Sony Vaio VGN-N21E laptop, reloaded it and now i need drivers to update it but can't find the ones dat works with it.
Wireless driver
Audio driver
PCI
bla bla bla.

Really appreciate a gud link to download these.
Tanks

download unknown devices and use it to find the name of the devices, then search for them on the internet

thunder fire all of them jo. . .na their countries go experience coups. . .

i've been trying to hint you all along, that you should tone it down and become less conspicuous but it's like you didnt grab then when you now advised that dude to be be honest, guy i was mad pissed. . .

lord krato:
U know,i have come up with the growth chart of the AVERAGE i repeat oooo AVERAGE Nigerian men.

16-20 , Entering University.Still warming up, battles with the fact that his female age mate isn't his age mate.

21-25, Finishing Uni.Younger Babes are just Fun for him and He is Beginning to Feel the Power of Control, Meanwhile his Female agemate is getting to be a fast pro veteran in the aristo business.for those that are not,a serious boyfriend is their target/They are beginning to lower their standards with regards to the rich quys,

25-30, A lot here happens.The Guy is now making real money if he makes it early and Chicks of all ages swarm over him.Confusion enters as his ringtone changes from "I Need A Girl" to "Danger" cos Wahala dey, Here every Guy should be careful. Always know what you want.Whether a Wife u need now or a nice bedmate.A lot of guys confuse good bedmatics and get married then are out in the market again,

Hey, back to my lovely females, Time is catching up with them.The Mother that warned her against boys now asks if she has a boyfriend.If she replies Shyly then wahala o ti kpo ju.Theman Hunt then begins.Some career ladies keep on telling them selves or listening to the stories of their friends that they don't need a guy till she wakes up to find herself unmarried and her "compatriots" happily married, keeping her off so as to prevent "Husband Snatching."
31-35, for a guy he starts getting very serious about settling down,for a girl, it just overtime, Here is when the 5-month courtship b4 marriage exist, Sometimes it includes introduction and wedding planning.
Funny as this world is.There is a time for everything, The time to sow and time to harvest, Be warned. Always search for that"Girl/Guy"on  time as they say there is no time to check the time cos it has passed.

this post is on point, even though it makes me fear for some females i know,

@ohsisi
your judgemental side is out in full force, it's possible that whatever point you want to make could get lost in the 'heat of the moment' for want of a better phrase!


@manmustwac
u came to the forum and asked the question in a manner that suggested you would be willing to commit a crime. . .so saying u jst came to ask for advice doesn't cut it, you're not dealing wiv fools. . .well sorta. . .lol

@oyewolejos
it's apparent you support the whole thingy, no matter what you say it's illegal and the fact that a lot of ppl do it doesn't make it right.

@suxes
the way you're going about things, there prolly wont be any need for you to go to school anymore, i could award you with a PhD in hypocrisy. . .SHALOM

i'm really loving this thread. . .at least its a bit diff from the usual all-naija-men-are-going-to-hell type we've gotten used to!

sunboy:
suxesbaba,  iv been monitoring your posts chei,  na every topic u get touch all dis night na wa oo. i like your spirit but learn to be conservative cos your too desperate n radical,  believe me. God will help dos dat help demselves but not in a desperate manner. hola me if we can talk cos i saw your posts in canada and yankee thread.

you said my mind. . .well sorta

@tmoni
thanks

@jaybee
thanks, as per say there was no copyright i made judicious us of copy and paste

@bluediva and just about anyone interested in critiquing
i attached a mockup of what i sent, the personal info's been edited out though.

@thread
i saw this somewhere, now i usu dont like ppl taccing PHCN around me but i just had to. . .lol

https://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab277/ssa2010/nepa.gif

whiteangle:
jim is tall,stright and handsome so i go for jim

thats the spirit my dear, if you can believe it you can achieve. . ._{or pigs can fly (whichever comes last)}

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=399352.msg5535476#msg5535476 date=1266463336]@ OP

may God deliver nigerian men from all these women ooo![/quote]amen. . .what rubbish and nonsense, i'm even getting tired of them sef, can u imagine the girl i'm chasing said she loves me as she would her family. . .yeye girl!

gongo aso:
and what is illegal about getting married and staying back in your spouse's country     
since the law permits that, what is the illegal 'ish' being advocated 

so you happen not too notice the people advocating bigamy and 'arrangee' marriage on the thread?. . .nıgga please!

FL Gators:
Why never?
Do you want them to go through the difficulties that you're going through right now, on basic eba?

lol, it was tongue in cheek. . . i can cook well enough. . .lol i survived one year in the north, i can cook beans, rice et al, i'm just not a fan of eba, when it comes to okele i'm a fufu person

MrCrackles:
Even the fixed assets are prolly not worth much. . .

nitel owns some of the best corner plots in naija o. . .

MrCrackles:
And that should be the only reason why any bidder should pay up to $1 Billi. . . .  

i had to change the post when i looked and saw mtn bidded $25mill. . .

@the industry ppl
but can we blame the wide variation on the fact that they weren't able to physically inspect the equipment?

sometimes this gaddafi fellow trips me. . .lol

AjanleKoko:
Quick question to the thinkers:
Why would I pay a bid where the runner up bidded 30% of my bid?
Obviously I overbidded, and will likely not pay.

As per the company, the assets are mostly moribund, nothing has happened in NITEL for years. I doubt their infrastructure is worth $500m anymore.

thats true sha. . .but if they fail to pay then govt will just cancel the bid, i'm sure of that.

but shouldn't nitels stake in SAT3 be worth more than $25mill

[quote author=aloy-emeka link=topic=399352.msg5528038#msg5528038 date=1266373976]https://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs185.snc3/19280_264743823599_773823599_3346937_5721506_n.jpg[/quote]i love this. . .

FL Gators:
awwwwww, thatz sweet. Too ya2weeks to reply

At what age do you think is commendable to start teaching a child [both boy and girl] to cook?

And with what do you start ? Something soft, fun, and quick, of course.

And when do you start "trusting" them to cook without parental supervision?

ideally, never. . .but seeing as nothing is ideal i'd say 10-12. . .g2gno househelp and mumsie's not in town so i have to make eba for my dad and uncle tonight(seriously) and i need to practise.

na wa o. . .see nigerians openly advocating illegal ish, then when ppl start insulting us we'll be complaining. . .

@manmustwac
i'm reporting this thread, not cos i hv anything against you, but cos i think it'll be sending the wrong idea about nigerians in general. besides who knows if ECO's are monitoring NL sef. . .

@suxes
its like all your friends are trying to leave 9ja by fire by force, u can like to stop telling us abt all of them b4 you get put into the 'get out of 9ja or die trying' category

hey ppl,
er. . .i need help with something, pardon my naivete, i'm applying for a job at ABB(they're kinda like a jack-of-all-trades in power, but they're second to siemens in nigeria sha) and they say to send your application and your CV as one document, the application bit is the part i dont get, sey it means i have to write like a short letter or something right? like a covering letter? i'd appreciate it if someone would give me hints

and then referees, who are the best ppl to put technical ppl right? not just bigwigs, do they even contact them sef?

stillwater:
Oooh it's a Christian thing. So what would going celibate for lent do when you've been doing the do all along?

help me ask them o. . .lol

davidylan:
That is true but it doesnt remove the fact that she is still a woman, sometimes vulnerable to that smooth-talking, confident-looking, christian "brother" whom she thinks is God's gift to her. Believe me . . . there are so many things we dont see in our limited wisdom that only parents (especially mothers) can spot from a mile away.

Living with me and their mum is not equal to caging. They can go if they want but its in their best interest to wait until their God-send comes for their hands in marriage.

word. . .but before u get carried away with this your line of reasoning, remember chances are y'all wont all live in the same state. . .

davidylan:
Will you replace them?

For protection.

sebi u were the one feeling sorry for them now. . .

ebonyz:
I am loving this topic. I think other women shud talk abt their experiences too. Its a real eye opener to us women.

i'm tired of girls acting like it's only men that know how to play dirty. . .why on sat i was literally trying to convince a colleague(former) that is supposedly engaged that me and she doing the nasty wouldn't help her get over me. . .i'm still insulting myself for taking the high road then some ppl will now come and be taccing us about us being shady. . .ta!

stillwater:
A mumu princess.

player hater(can u say that in yoruba?)

davidylan:
i feel sorry for women.  

Bah. . .leave them to their pity-parties jo. . .besides if u were really sorry, u'd discharge your cooks

Ebonyeyes:
I think I have read it, quite a depressing read A damn shame.

its by N. amma twum-baah there was also one written to the men, i didnt find it depressing. . .lol

stillwater:
Enu e bi opolo.

so i now have to find a princess that'll be willing to kiss me in exchange for me asking her to marry me