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Toto at work.

Fûck off

Na this kind person wey wan be una governor?

See as sitting room be like shrine.

This one look like cruise.

They should scrap that useless waste of funds. Yeye country without sense

Kick her out of your house. Na mumu she be.

Bloody simp!

KoladeChris24:
I have this girl who is the only one I love, but she said she can never attend catholic church.

I told her it's not an issue - that as my wife, she's free to attend any church she likes, but she insisted our family would have to attend the same church.

She won't marry me if i stick to my Catholic faith. Please advise me, she's the only one I love, and I can't start over anymore.

Delete her number. Stop being a bloody simp.

If you can't do that, then get her pregnant. That's always the last resort in cases like this

You wan fûck your secretary? Bad man!

Yansh that bîtch, bro

Ah, e pain am. Mad

Kobicove:
I disagree...what you're saying is that of the guy was already a made man before he married if he does then the wife should automatically take everything.

What if he has aged parents who are dependents and siblings who provided the financial assistance with which he used to build his wealth before the wife came along?

Now you're getting sentimental. Contracts know no sentiments. That's why there is will. Will gives you the power.

Immediately you get married, write your will, or don't just get married at all. According to the law, your wife is your partner. Na you sign the contract. Even prenup no go save you when you die. Na only will go save you from losing all your property to your wife when you die.

As for your mother, you better start setting her up now. Put some of your property in her name. Whatever that is in her name is legally hers.

malakaimoscondo:
mumu..... where was the wife when the family were struggling to make sure the guy blow...... mumu talk......

That's not how marriage works. Marriage is a contract. The man and the woman own everything they own. When one partner dies, the other should take over everything, except the dead partner has a will that states what should be done with their share of the assets. That's why you probably shouldn't get married.

The siblings know this but are trying to enter the house to loot whatever valuable thing that they can loot, such as money, wristwatches, gold, etc.

Las las, this country na joke

iLoveYouToo:
See wetin Yahoo boys don cause

Which Yahoo boys? Them dey rape you you dey blame Yahoo boys.

Nigeria shity no be small.

These are things that should be guided by law.

Silentgroper:
Damn barca 3 -0 celta vigo..


xavi is up nd running.

See as everybody dey correct you.

To lash you dey hungry me but I go pass.

Very few people on Chelsea thread.

Man u fans dey fûck their babe right now, with so much force. Her pussy go just tear

Goal 0-3

10 minutes to go

XXXXTENTACION:
If pornstars don't have sex what then do they do

Sex is not the deal. The frequency of the sex is the deal. A guy that has sex more than once a day for a full week is going to lose weight.

Porñstars don't do that because it's going to affect their ability to perform their duties. Their dick is their work instrument, hence they have to use it only when absolutely necessary.

XXXXTENTACION:
It's not true it's a misconception...
if it was true male p@rnstars would be weightless like feathers....

So you actually believe male porñstars have sex very much often? Lol.

You cûm on her face?

If you didn't, then you have nothing to worry about

Try and fûck her. That's the beginning

omenkaLives:
You see this right here? Tell me how on earth a normal human could see this pictures and think this way?

Yet you say someone else needs to see a therapist. It is all too obvious the sort of upbringing you recieved.

Pathetic.

What if you find out that she's adopted and that they're doing it? That guy is the only open-minded person on this thread.

The rest na just zombie.

CandyOps:
The moment I tell a babe I like or love her the relationship begins to go south.

So my advice- just roll with the flow. Invite her over, normal. Buy sweet red wine like 4 Cousins or 4th Street to make her tipsy.

Ask her to come sit close to you. If she comes closer then it's a sign she may be interested. Hold her. Kiss her. Shift pant. And nack. After that na she go de ask you "what are we"

That's rape. Bloody simp!

$153 na your mate?

jubrilELsudan:
SAME WORDS YOUR WIFE TOLD ME TO DO TO MY WIFE AFTER SHE CAME OVER TO MY CRIB WHERE I FVCKED HER IN ALL HOLES THEN SHOOT MY HOT CUM IN HER MOUTH.

I don't have wife.

jubrilELsudan:
I WANT A RELATIONSHIP THAT SHE WILL LET ME SHOOT MY HOT CUM IN HER MOUTH.

That's not a problem. Just hold her head tight when you're about to cûm. The thing go shoot down her throat

Alwaysachick:
Just imagine the tiny pillar carrying a 21storey building, evil

Thank God for your life

Tiny pillar? Lol.

It's not by size but by strength. Some tiny pillar strong pass big pillars

Cheap blackmail. Her only achievement is being Ojukwu's wife.

Starhearts:
Wht u don't knw pass u oooo.
It always happen like dat sometimes.
Let me show u diz picture....
Btw my broda dog and a kitten

The dog did not adopt the kitten. The dog liking the owner's kitten does not mean the dog adopted the kittens

No be only adopt. These people think say we be mumu? Oga carry his pet kittens and put them with his pet dog. Now he wants us to believe that the dog adopted the kittens.

He even said the dog saw the kittens and adopted them, as if the dog even has a choice.

Bloody simp!

Make una no take redpill o. Dey there make pant dey wear you.

Simple trick.

Tell her you like her female friend's ass and it has been long you dipped you dick in the toto of a woman.

That's all. She will fûck you within one week. If she doesn't, dump her ass.