₦airaland Forum

UncleAyo:
Not everybody is dubious anyways. Credit card system is so good and developed to eliminate the dubious users

The average Nigerian is very dubious.

No go dey loose guard o.

Bloody simp!

Your mumu never do

Bloody simp!

No dey listen to women.

Avoid discussing money with your wife.

You still dey call that one girlfriend?

Bloody simp!

Drella:
Can there be platonic relationship between people dating??
It's romantic not platonic.

That girl obviously dey date her brothers.

She be mumu woman. Her boyfriend na mumu man.

Nwachi22:
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Your mum you mean. Lol.

Too low. Have fun

On top wetin? See oppression everywhere.

The just dey use uniform men dey settle scores for this country. Abba cup don full. Now, na US dey drag.

Nwachi22:
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Thrash.

Exactly what you're. I see you.

Have fun.

Abeg, make una send the rating to 1.0

Tell them that the business failed. Simple.

Be firm with them. Do not beg them. Highest, they will write it off as bad debt.

Nwachi22:
I opened this thread for my fellow ladies to learn from this experience.
Most ladies hop into bed with a guy in a bid to get married without due diligence. The guy is married to a lady that lives in Dubai. He kept that part away from me.

You see how you suddenly changed the story from being pregnant to being married? You think say we be mumu?

Abeg park well with your lies

nizelgirl:
Op. How old are you because your talking like someone that is not up to 20 years. I don't understand because the kind of baby men women are getting married to these days is worrisome. I'm speechless

Everyone has a past until you find out that the guy has used two girls for ritual before. Shebi you go dey with am?

Stop talking nonsense

If she find out that you were once a ritualist, how she go react?

Baba, dump that bîtch

Generalwoodz:
The only thing I buy from the dark web is VPN logins and nothing more... I want to honestly plead to US spies here on nairaland to hasten and pick me up. I'm guilty I deal on logins. Pls come and arrest me and whisk me away to states to pay for me crimes.

See format.

Hope say you sabi use baby oil for yanshing?

Your yansh go become designated toto for Yankee prison.

See yeye talk. If I be the judge, after listening to the credit card talk, I go be like "And so? What's your point?"

No wonder EFCC no fit win cases in any fair court. Incompetence everywhere in these government agencies.

Even FBI no fit give this kind yeye speech.

Mumu man!

See question. Person no even suppose use your phone make call

EkenmaPeter:
Who be this one... Him too de follow chop Maria?. See as she de flex person husband money. Look as all those retired but not tired Nairaland olosho with no husband start calling chief priest when it's clear that de girl na farming tools.

She no get mouth cos she know say na money she de find. You no fit see independent lady way de serious on her business to de waste her time with all this woman wrapper.

Which husband? For marriage wey don cast for years? Husband and wife wey don separate are as good as divorced. The man can start looking for another bîtch.

Women should learn to carry their L in peace.

Abortion no dey again ni?

See this yeye simp. Nigga bone that bîtch

This guy luck say he no dey Nigeria. If not, na police go dey follow am for Facebook and Twitter

This chief priest just dey behave like toto.

Marriage wey don cast don cast. The man can move on with another woman. Wahala for simps!

Gadafii:
penthouse funded by married men

some of these girls are super dumb, beauty without brain

you were caught red handed with another woman's husband, we saw how u were begging profusely to the wife, less tan 48 hours later u dey post nonsense inspiration

the same way tiwa came out flaunting her braless body after her nude leaked, what happened to laying low with shame


stupid girls, u must sha show off

Funded by married man, and so?

Abeg, married man no be award. Divorce is as simple as breakup. Marriage no be forever.

Many marriages don end since without the couple divorcing.

Ask them how, they go start to dey stutter.

Abeg, this country na cruise

So you follow dey fûck NYSC girls?

Mumu man think say he found love. Love no be youth corper o.

See as the thing dey pain these poor suckers on Nairaland. Abeg drink water and fûck in peace

You think you are doing her? You look like one of those men wey dey wear G-string.

Mumu man!

Na Computer village of all places person go buy brand new iPhone 13 pro max. He no know where slot dey ni? Abi he no sabi use Google?

The mumu man even send somebody to go buy am for am. This one be like bet9ja

Try and fûck her. That's all

Mumu man.

Baba even use his phone number as moniker.

Bloody simp!