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Yeah, simps no dey hear word.

The summary of the story is that OP has very abusive woman for a mother.

Abuse is part of Nigerian culture. I don't know about other African countries tho.

It's not funny. This is a major problem in our culture. Parents mete out their frustrations and incompetence on their children.

Only simps do shît like that.

Stop being lovey dovey with women. They're playing the long game on you. Don't fall for it

You for carry aboki go bank, collect the WU and change it to Naira right inside the bank.

As you said, there is nothing you can do about it.

Bloody simp!

Men need to learn that it's always okay to offend a woman and make her cry. Don't let these bîtches push you around.

That woman dey use you dey catch cruise.

This is not the first time. It's only the first time that you're finding out.

So Christian women read this and do not revolt against religion?

lexy2014:
The thread says "government officials". Are elon musk and bill gates govt officials? Is it govt money they are using to finance their side chicks? How many times has Elon musk divorced and what has it got to do with d topic?

I bet your question does not even make sense to you. So government officials don't have a life, and everything about them revolves around government?

Abeg don't even reply. Your IQ is too low and the thing dey disgust me.

christistruth01:
Go and get Elon Musks Family tree his ancestors were all monogamous and created the opportunity and institutions that made him who he is

If his ancestors behaved like him he wouldn't be where he is

So his ancestors, including his very abusive (and monogamous) father, made him who he is? You don't know anything about personal responsibility. Absolutely nothing!

I feel sorry for Africa. With people reasoning like you and 99% percent of the people that have commented on this thread, Africa will stay backward for at least another 50 years.

christistruth01:
Do you know how much it costs to maintain Side Chicks and how it encourages Govt Officials into Embezzlement ?

A man who cannot keep his home cannot be a Leader

Check out Jacob Zuma of South Africa the country has gone downhill ever since

Stop typing nonsense that can't stand any test of reason.

You know how many times Elon Musk has divorced? Your dick does not control your productivity in life. Elon is one of the most effective leaders on earth as we speak. Talk about Bill Gates and Jeff, the current richest man on earth. They both became the richest men on earth WHILE they had at least one side chick.

I don't think being religious should mean being stupid. Be smart. Think! Your work is separate from your personal life. What you do after you close from work is your personal affairs.

You see why Africa is backwards?

If white people don't take control of South Africa, it will soon be as stupid as the other black African countries.

This Alex wey be like cöcksucker turns out to be a real nigga.

Guys, do whatever dey your mind. If she vex, make she vex. No time for simping.

Deeper life girl. Na so most of them be.

OP, na wahala you dey romance so. Las las, after marriage, she go give you toto timetable.

Your prick is already sending you coded messages.

The same thing I dey tell all these guys for ages now. Na young Nigerians worse pass. Na only opportunity separate us from the old men.

I feel sorry for you thinking about Brazil.

Forget the skyscrapers o. That place is filled with sharks. Those nice places are even the worse because that's where the big sharks live. Brazil residents do not need a visa to move to another part of their country. If that doesn't scare you the way Boko Haram scares you, sense no dey your head.

No say I no tell you. Learn from Nigeria

Bloody simp!

This is how most simps end up because they cannot help themselves. Mumu man. How much be toto again sef?

See their mouths like toilet infection.

You think saw na only toto dem take dey fûck?

Una too naive abeg. Na only tight pussy I fancy for virgins body.

Bloody simp.

Woman try to bother me, I go give her one warning, minimum, and two warnings, maximum. If she no hear, she no go even see my brake light

This is stupid.

From one stupid policy to another. Na so we dumb for Nigeria?

Nigerians are not open to this kind of reasoning. We're too spiritual.

It's not legal in Nigeria sha. If he agrees to itz you can move him to a jurisdiction where it's legal and do it.

But he can cope with partial stroke for some time. I suggest getting him a caretaker.

So they carry your pictures put for front-page? Where dem dey born these kind of boys?

Na wa o. Nairaland was not designed for this. You gats understand that there are different categories of social media platforms.

Mumu man.

Na parents dey handle house matter for you. Una no dey learn. Don't do business with friends and family. It will end in tears.

The house don turn family house now. Mumu

Aufbauh:
President Mohammadu Buhari the president who is so respected outside the shore of this country by both white and black leaders, but hated by fellow corrupt countrymen.

May your days be long!

It is not respect. It's called diplomacy, AKA, asslicking

Charmed?

Oga, your boss is a typical simp.

This guy dey craze? Marginalisation? Wonders shall never end.

These idiots have had their own police for over 10 years now. In fact, they have their own special law book (Sharia).

FutureIsFemale:
He knew about the man when he was 18. He carried out the test when he was 26. Have I asked your question?

If he knew about him at 18, doesn't that tell you that the baby was not swapped? That guy has been around his mother before.

Abi na sperm they swap? Ndi swapping

sisisioge:
OMG! How did a sadist get into the UK police? Look how he cut a beautiful life short! Wow! How very sad!

UK police?

At least 50% of policemen in every country are saddists. It comes with the job.

You need to read about Canadian police from Canadian residents. Yeah, our sweet Canada.

Police na police. Imagine if they didn't bust this one, we no go even know wetin happen. Na wetin we know we fit use pass judgement. Most things are not known to us.

Overpriced nonsense.

You will build that same house for 10% of the value, including cost of land.

You see house in Ikoyi for 1b Naira. You can get 1000sqm of land in that same are for 600m and build that same house with less than 80m Naira.

I guess people like ready-made stuffs.

I think this is black ops. This doesn't look like what IPOB is doing. Something dark is going on in the east.

I don't support IPOB, but this is not IPOB. Any smart person can see that.

When will Nigeria learn that anything run by the government is bound to be very useless?

Private companies, with absolutely no government affiliations, should be doing all these while being regulated by the government. Exactly the way banks have been working for decades in Nigeria.

Name one government-owned bank. CBN is not even an actual bank but a regulatory agency. Now CBN wants to be doing what actual banks do.

This country is unfortunate

Barrister026:
It's DNA sir am sure, he's asking if I know my blood group (which I don't)
But I believe he knows it, they might have done it before.

What if it turns out, am not his biogical child.
And me been the first child, I suspecting he's opping for the dna test.

So many reasons he might decide to do it, he's black, am slightly fair.
Honestly am scared.

Shebi your mama dey there? If he's not your father, then your mama go sort you out.

Don't be a bîtch, bro

FutureIsFemale:
Oh! What a relief. Finally a man who uses his brain has been unveiled.

NB: I don't support infidelity.

My concern is the emotional breakdown of the kids and the family at large.

Shebi if they defraud you you will sit there and be speaking English?

Na simps una go use catch cruise.