₦airaland Forum

This country na one yeye jungle.

There are some people I ignore their threads.

OP is one of them. Check his profile and thank me later

Price no dey decrease for Nigeria o. Na why wahala no good for this country.

Literally everything in Nigeria is underpriced. Sometimes, when I think about that shît, fear go catch me. I know say subsidy removal go normalise prices in this country. People go just dey commit suicide anyhow because of hopelessness.

From land to house to food to toto, everything is currently underpriced

Standing fan. Uniben hostel. The only thing wey dey give me joy that year.

tensazangetsu20:
5k is 3 million Naira. Isn't it CBN that said 99 percent of Nigerians don't have up to 500k in savings.

Networth is not all about savings. Savings has very little to do with networth because we don't know how much others have in their savings. It's more about assets such as land and house.

Even at 3m Naira, the analysis still holds. There is at least one home owner in every Nigerian family, and there are also family lands.

tensazangetsu20:
Some states in Nigeria don't have anyone in the 5000 USD net worth capacity except the politicians that run the state

So no body own land in those states except politicians? $5k is barely 3m Naira. A residential plot in a Nigerian city is worth over 2m Naira. A completed 2 bedroom house anywhere in Nigeria is worth over 5m Naira.

From this simple analysis, you can see that the average Nigerian family has at least one Naira millionaire. Very simple

Davash222:
What a compassionate SIMPle guy.

The guy na mumu man.

In cases like this, abortion is not recommended because you too are already comfortable enough to handle a child.

However, DO NOT marry her. You never had plans for that, pregnancy should not change anything about your relationship with her.

She's gonna be your baby mama, and that's it. I repeat, DO NOT marry her. You will live to regret marrying her.

Na he buy am. He doesn't want people to start asking questions.

Na probably one of these POS operators get that account details

Back in the days, that woman would have been returned to her parents. Men too soft and mumu these days. Show that yeye bìtch your rage, anger and fury... in front of your kids.

First, the guy did nothing wrong.

Second, your friend is not dating the guy.

Third, your friend should move on. She lost him for not being forthcoming.

Dump that bìtch. She no dey hear word. She is part of the worst kind of women to be with.

Na collateral security. If your brother ever offend you, tell am say you don fûck his bîtch

Because they don't care about you but what you have to give them. Money, watch, phone, etc.

Next time, don't buy anything. Girls genuinely like guys who don't buy anything for them. Else, you go set yourself up to be her maga

pocohantas:
Annie should include Pero in her Instagram apology o. You can’t drag her finish, you and 2face will na use her to settle.

Ehnehn! Kolewerk.

You have to finish this virtuousness.

That Annie na one very shity manipulative human being. Annie was not even 2face's first. She was just one of the long list of hoes and baby mamas that he has been with. He pity am marry am, she come dey zuzu like African witch

She dey lucky say na one yeye simp like 2face she marry.

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

Your complaints above are synonymous to Nigerian ladies. The earlier you brace up forore tirade the better for you.

I believe I have answered 99% of your query. Next!

This is a lie. Stop putting up with shît from women. Na see finish dey cause all these things.

She don see you finish.

If you marry that thing, it will get worse. Marriage makes every bad thing worse.

Drop her and move. Don't be a simp, it's not romantic

Bloody simp should have dealt with the bìtch long ago. He still dey do love while she dey use am dey catch cruise.

No be only for music this guy dey simp. He's a real life simp.

Your brother na toto. Na only fūck dem dey fūck toto. He go take time to cum. When he cum, that dick go leave am comot. There are many toto out there, why stick to one toto?

Your brother's girlfriend na the dick.

Try and fūck her. Na that one be the beginning of every beautiful thing. Fūck her sotay she go old for your eyes.

Forget marriage for now.

All these nice people confusing themselves. You say make he chop, but you no mean am.

Abeg you need help. Na you still dey date girl for three years, dey promise her marriage, but you no mean am.

Loxleyy:
1. You get a companion...sha e get some wey na thugs.

2. Free Sex till you tire

3.

Which sex? Na rape you go dey rape her ni?
Marriage is the last place you can find good sex.

All you'll get is blackmail any time you talk about sex. The matter go even reach Nairaland.

I bet the nigga kneel to propose to this toto

koladebrainiac:
its not in your place to talk about your friends

Did he mention his friend's name? Do you know the friend?

Some of you don't realise that this is a faceless forum. Not like Facebook or Twitter. Nothing on this forum connects anyone to the real world.

Yes, it's in his place to talk about his friends.

You see why you shouldn't start what you cannot finish?

By the time they remove subsidy, Zimbabwe go better pass Nigeria.

That's the reason she is still a virgin

This virginity thing dey overrated. The fact your love for her increased because of virginity shows that you still never get sense.

There is nothing for you in that relationship.

Bloody simp!

You can't even separate yourself from the toto of your sister who is fully an adult who can make her own decisions.

Captain save a hoe is taking this simping shît too far. For your mind, women are weak and should be helped. The day woman go shuk pen inside your eyes, your eyes go clear.

JaySterling:
Kuda is canceled!

Deleting the app right now

Deleted mine since

silvoclaira:
@Op your moniker says my-lord-my-god instead of my-devil-my-satan...

The word "lord" is a title. The word "god" is also a title. You can make anyone your lord and you can also make anyone your god.

When someone say "lord" or "god", they could be referring to anything or anyone imaginable. Don't always assume they're talking about the person that you're thinking about.

Fûck her female friends. As many as possible.