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All those donations he dey do that time na just to become governor.

See eh, after making money, the next thing people try to acquire is direct or indirect political power.

No let them use English confuse you.

advanceDNA:
Oga..have u seen a court handle divorce before??
I’ve seen it many times
No Nigerian judge will ask a man to split what he owns into tow for any wife....
Hypocrisy will not allow them pass such judgement....
The worst is tell you to pay two years rent for your wife and Child upkeep at the rate of N5000 per child asides school fees and other basic things..

U think this is abroad where they will chase the man out of his property and order him to pay spouse support for a woman another man will be fvcking.....
Is like u don’t know this Nigeria and why things don’t work here

Some people have lost their house to divorce in Nigeria. This is not hearsay. If the woman demand for your assets in the divorce, your name na sorry.

Most times, they don't demand for assets, just child support. If they ever demand for assets, they always get it, except there is a prenup. Divorce is not usually up to the judge alone. it's also upto the parties getting divorced and their lawyers.

The reason we see assets being split in western divorce is that the women, and some men, there always demand for assets. They know the law allows them to have a share of the assets acquired during the marriage. Nigerian women are not that aggressive.

advanceDNA:
Don’t feel bad...the institution called marriage was rigged against men right from the start...

It was meant to customize pen!s for women though it doesn’t work in some cases...

And give women half of your property when they decide to leave you..(this one doesn’t work in Nigeria, so no fear...

It works in Nigeria. Gather assets first, then e go shock you

Which asset?

When you fit convert all your most valuable assets into cryptocurrency

internationalman:
Every business man is.

While castigating him let's not forget his $2b donation for poverty alleviation

One of the main reasons I don't donate money. People only care about what they will collect from you. That's why I don't give them.

Lollittaa:
"when are you coming to see me?"
"I'll pay for you to come see me"
Horrny dogs

You're ok at all? He's horñy and so? Is being horñy not natural? Castigating a person for being horñy shows how low you're.

Nonsense!

Said I don't do sex before marriage

So you expect her to tell you that she fûcked another guy while you guys were on break? See mumu man.

No be only rape

The post is saying he went to EFCC but the headline is saying that he was arrested by EFCC.

Stupid blogger

These are our fellow countrymen whom we trusted to protect up. These boys suppose just go do Yahoo instead of risking people's lives.

Hideki:
Not structural design flaws, because there are softwares that can detect structural faults and uneven dead load distribution at the design stage. There are software that can even compute structural analysis and factor of safety. The reason for collapse is greed and fraud on the part of the owner or the contractor. For the owner to even be on site tells a lot. Your project manager and the building team should be the people supervising the project.

Software performs theoretical evaluation. The issue could even be from the software that you're talking about. The software works with the values that it was given. The state of the land on which the building was constructed is a very important variable. Software can tell you that something is correct, whereas it's very wrong.

If you give the software a wrong value, it may give you the wrong result or the correct result, depending on the variation in input value. It's all garbage in garbage out.

The owner of a building should be on site as much as possible. Nigerian workers cannot be trusted with resources. Some will even steal rods, bags of cement, etc, and tell you that they were not enough.

Don't be quick to castigate others.

sonofElElyon:
It takes high level experience and competence to do high rise.. you can't afford to miscalculate

ALL engineers miscalculate. Just that some miscalculations are insignificant. 47.7877885 is not equal to 47.787789. That approximation is already a miscalculation. But it is insignificant.

However in very complex projects like this, that insignificant miscalculation could add up to something significant. Also, unforseen events such as weather could come into play to make an insignificant miscalculation significant.

Even Namibia get private jet. Dassault Falcon 7X with 3 engines, which means higher maintenance cost.

Just get a Gulfstream G280 with lower running costs and very decent range.

Threads like this shows how easy it's for people to castigate you when something goes wrong. Some are even calling the engineers quack.

When you are constructing something as high as 21 storeys, so many things can go fatally wrong. It has nothing to do with substandard material. It could be from a very simple and insignificant miscalculation.

Take it easy with the judgements.

johnshagb:
What a terrible way to start the month. Construction companies should value peoples lives and quit using sub-standard materials for building houses. Erecting houses shouldn't be about profit alone but safety of the occupants also, which should be taken very serious. Make survivors no go sue dem now.

Were you the one who sold the substandard material to them? The chances that a 21 storey building was constructed using substandard material is almost zero.

Most of these are caused by structural design flaws.

Terrace duplex? Wey be like face me I face you? Nah, fully detached house or nothing

chukel:
when eventually you visit the above stated countries, you will reverse your paragraph 1 statement. For your information, Nigeria is very small when it comes to land mass and road network. Nigeria as a country is just 1.4 times bigger than the state of Texas. From Lagos state to Owerri in imo state is about 300miles.

No, I won't reverse nothing. And I'm not talking about visiting the country. I'm talking about becoming a permanent resident of the country. Visiting is not an issue.

Nigeria's road network is big enough for road trips. I'm aware of the numbers.

Ficient:
A smart girl supposed decode na. Na so I take one babe go fast food that year, she look me up and down nai she talk say she no go eat, she go only taste small from my own. Based on say she fit say I no too hold cash. Man never package himself fully that year, but I just landed a good oil company job. Na so I thank God say she look down on me, although I was prepared for her and even like 6 of her friends bcuz na so warri girls dey do that yeah. I spend only 1.5k, still force her collect big ice cream for her siblings. Last last I didn't continue with the relationship, as she dey look down on me say I no too hold cash, she no know say me don summarize her already say she no reach my spec for a serious relationship, based on levels don change

Look down on you? So you wan make she chop you dry? You get very serious issues with yourself.

Want to live big without working on it? Seriously?

That money, na borrow dem borrow am? Abi they did not hustle for it?

Some people no just dey think. Mumu man

Where are the tweets?

Which kind mumu thread be this?

If no be for insecurity in Nigeria and bad roads, na this kind mad road trip fit this country. Nigeria has very extensive highway road network.

Na why I still dey eye US and Canada. Just enter car and be driving to no where. Hundreds of miles. Better cruise

Financial illiteracy is written all over this thread.

How much should they have in the bank accounts? Over 500k?

So you will stack up millions in your bank account instead of using that 150k to further develop your land or even buy that new crypto?

Sqiud coin cryptocurrency went up 40000% in less than a month of being launched. If you bought 100k Naira worth of Squid coin cryptocurrency, your asset would be worth at least 40m Naira.

Only financial illiterates leave millions in bank accounts except for business purposes.

Who you wan impress with your bank account balance? No one even knows your balance sef.

Many people have less than 100k in their bank accounts but millions of Naira pass through their bank account every month. Mumu man, invest!

Esseite:
It's a shame to even say 99.4% of your citizens dont have upto $1,000. How then are you fighting corruption, insecurity, out of school children and vote buying?

The quickest and effective way out is to introduce the mortgage system to the middle and lower class.

They didn't say those guys don't have house.

You can build a house without being a millionaire.

This is why people are advised not to keep their funds in cryptocurrency exchanges. They practically have 100% control over your assets. They can do whatever they want to do with it, and all you can do is speak English.

This country na joke

Some people will never appreciate how cheap life is in Nigeria until they leave Nigeria and start working 3 jobs to keep the lights on.

IamWonderful:
I don't know how much was given to ohanneze and south east governors to proscribe IPOB and designate them as terrorists

South East governors are cowards. They sell their people for power

Relationship should not be about marriage but about what you have going on with that person.

Marriage does not mean anything. Your partner can leave you whether you two are married or not.

Here I was thinking the guy was smart.

We have not finished dealing with the quota system we already have and oga wants to create another much more horrible quota system.

Yeah, give her a pass because she has toto. A system built on sexual organs. What a fûcking mess. We have ministry of women affairs but not men affairs. Sexist pigs created that shît. Now, you wanna create another?

Don't be a simp bro

Iyaebe:
He should be arrested and jailed.What kind of man hits a woman, nonsense.

TF? Hits a woman? TF is special about a woman? If a woman hit me, I go realign her face. See this one.

Replace that "woman" with "person".

13bn for wetin?

How many bags of cement? How many tons of sand and gravel? How many tons of rod? How much to rent equipment?

This country na cruise abeg. All those civil engineers working in government agencies no fit coordinate road construction, instead government dey ditch out contracts. It's not that hard to grade the road and cast reinforced concrete on the road.

This country is very unfortunate.