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Mumu man.

See the guy 6 pack, yet no sense. Bloody simp!

He is number 7 on the list, and number 5 after the 2 first class.

Make this gazette talk truth na. How number 7 go be weak second class lower?

Mumu man think say because say he don marry am he don win.

Bloody simp! He won't know what hit him. Wahala just dey masturbate

If na woman talk am, I CANNOT believe it.

Women are not meant to be believed without further collaboration or evidence.

Even if your wife or girlfriend talk say a guy rape am, don't believe it. Instead, do some digging for logical proof

Na simps dey cause this kind commotion. They jump on the guy at the word of a lady. They no just get sense.

Sense suppose tell those simps that women are not logical people. Most of all rape accusations by women are false. Bloody simps doing what they do best.

Bola146:
Hummmmmm I thank God for this technology, if not a friend of mine here would have been in jail too, shame on some useless ladies

Some useless ladies, abi all useless ladies?

DubaiLandLord1:
My main question be say, shey no b from this Abuja-Kafuna train operation dem go see money to they pay back the loan dem borrow use build am?

Abi nah from another source dem go take money dey pay for am

Na from another source na. No Nigerian government asset pays for itself o. All of them dey depend on government for handout. Even our airports.

We're living in the clouds in this country. The day e go burst, the thing go be like Zimbabwe when that idiot dey print money anyhow.

Maxymilliano:
Like I posted elsewhere, If bandits can comfortably shot down a fighter jet and now advance to derailing a high speed train, something must be wrong with the government not to see that these notorious groups are full blown terrorist

Trains are actually the easiest targets. Just plant bomb on the tracks. Once a train get to that point, you blow the shît.

Literally the riskiest means of transportation in a red zone. On car, the driver could attempts to maneuver his way out of the shît and turn back.

A train CANNOT just turn back because, first, the driver won't even see the bombs, and second, bringing a train to a halt would take some time.

Mangekyo:
The way the average African mom would've so dealt with that lad eh, next time if he see Messi he go run

Yeah, that's why we have a very useless society. Africa needs to change that narrative.

Some African countries are already doing that tho.

dahmie2013:
My brother, seeking knowledge has nothing to do with age. This attitude is not the best. I still advise you go to school and upgrade yourself.

He doesn't need the knowledge na. When we go start to dey reason for this country?

He has made money. That's the goal. He can learn anything he wants to learn through Google. Abi he also need degree to use Google?

This thread dey vex me

GraciousGod190:
no bro, am a business man.
finishing Ssce is enough, am 36 years old I should upgrade myself because her family refused to accept me for who I am.
if this is the end of our relationship, so be it.

You're a real man. Fûck that family!

I love your high self esteem. Only people with inferiority complex need a useless piece of paper for validation.

Their pikin go queue for your business place dey look for work. Indeed misery loves company.

LWKMD

Construction site.

Every rational person knows that the unity of every group is always negotiable.

Someone will spend years in school, yet cannot even reason logically. This is the first leader I have heard saying that the unity of Nigeria is negotiable. The very first.

RZArecta:
Sheddybaba44

I can assure you that feeling of boredom would have been there even if you got married at forty but now you made the great decision of getting married early and you should be proud of yourself. You can still hang out with your married friends that your wife trusts. You won't understand the advantage you have until your 40's and 50's when you'll be free to relax with your wife and play as you want while your mates are still raising little kids. Stroll out once in a while, marriage is not a prison. Buy her suya when coming back home (standard procedure for married men worldwide when coming home late) but by all means, defend that marriage. God will bless you as you testify of His goodness in your family in the coming years

No be only play with your wife in your 40s and 50s. Dey there dey think say women na robot wey go always stay with you.

OP, express yourself to her. Don't tell her anything. Just start giving her attitude.

It won't solve the problem but it will help you find the solution

Correct guy. No time for simping

See mumu talk.

So a successful businessman who became a governor should have his children's freedom of movement restricted? No be JuJu be that?

Anyone should be able to travel to any country that grants them visa.

I know say poor people go like am because of jealousy. We need sound policies, not petty policies.

Bloody simp!

Na only simps dey do this kind thing. Most are usually perverts. Wetin concern you with woman dress? Na his type dey masturbate while looking at a breastfeeding woman's breast.

You wonder why women no just like simps.

Godrocks:
abeg which one b HK?

Hustle Kingdom. Where people gather to run internet hustle, legal or illegal

All those children should change their surnames to their mother's as soon as possible.

Dey there.

No go hustle.

Abi HK no dey your area? No be only Yahoo dem dey do for HK. Look for the HK that suits you.

Typical Nigerian woman.

That logic does not even make any sense.

So the richest man in the world will not have any one close to him because he's obviously richer than all men.

Logic is not women's strength

TarOrfeeek:
Poverty is not a good thing

Imagine if this Mattew was working in CBN, with a monthly salary of N500,000 after tax and deductions.


Head of chicken would be the least of his worries. Infact he might have started his own poultry farm by now.

Now imagine if everyone was working in CBN and collecting N500,000 each month, after tax and deductions.

Head of chicken will be everyone's problem. In fact, no one will even be able to afford land.

It's not poverty that is the problem.

Oppression, as usual.

No, tell him that your toto is cursed.

Mumu woman. You don chop the money of the simp and no wan fûck. I no dey pity your type when these boys match una

Next time, cum inside that particular girl's pussy and watch her beg you to last shorter.

This one na for simps. Wahala for men wey dey try to please a woman.

I miss the good ol' days when men were men.

Nigeria na just oppression full am. Everybody wan oppress everybody.

No court case or arrest warrant against you, but your name dey watchlist, no be JuJu be that?

There is something fundamentally wrong with the black man's culture

I always had the feeling that most of those offshore companies were mainly being used as Trust.

The average Nigerian is too poor to know the importance of having a Trust. Every rich man needs a trust for his family.

This cameraman get score to settle with me.

Na only simps dey complain when woman off pant and bra. Those ones no just sabi better thing.

CandyOps:
"If na me I go call lawyer..." Sharap your mouth. If na you you no go do shit.

Bullying cannot be stopped in Nigerian higher institutions as long as your Papa dey use backhand wipe your mouth whenever you disrespect am for house

You guys fail to understand that the family is the cell of any society. And a nation is a reflection of the family - on a macro. And when your mama & papa almost de nearly use beating wan kill you for house wetin you expect stranger to do?


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Our society is very messed up at the most basic levels. Abuse and violence has become a Nigerian culture.