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FreeStuffsNG:
https://nairametrics.com/2023/11/20/nigerias-transport-inflation-surprisingly-falls-for-the-first-time-in-2-years/

You're a very dishonest person

You definitely won't end well in the next life, and you can write these words down somewhere so you don't forget: your next life will be a veritable simulation of hell

TechCapon:
that's suv mumu

You must be very blind

aguele:
https://www.thecable.ng/insecurity-reps-urge-tinubu-to-sign-defence-industries-corporation-armed-forces-trust-fund-bills-into-law/amp

Another opportunity for them to steal

Oloriburuku somebody

donbrowser:
... When you hear Lagos, your d1ck rises. ONKR. If you don't like Lagos, park your bags and go to another city built by other governors or individuals in Nigeria. Kojubelo

Didinrin, Lagos was not built by any governor. It was built by the federal government of Nigeria.

Morbeta11:
https://punchng.com/lagos-schools-where-alcohol-gambling-thrive-in-broad-daylight/

That is Chicago State University franchise, Lagos branch

donbrowser:
Ayírí ọmọ IPOB

Eeyaah

Sorry bro the thing enter you well, you had to reply twice

It is well. Just try and be using your brain no matter how small it is

donbrowser:
Next time you drive through Anambra, park anywhere at Upper Iweka or Nnewi and let us know your experience. BTW use your real account next time.

Until then, no problem

Yaribá doggie

Igbo kwenu!

Bushmeat don pin Hunter for corner

Bobloco:
https://dailytrust.com/anger-as-appeal-court-sacks-3rd-governor-in-opposition-parties-in-4-days/

Tinubu that did not actually sign his INEC form is yet to be disqualified

Omoapena:
This Lagos is wild, I was on my way from osapa to unilag when I entered a big pot hole and my tyre deflated instantly, I parked by the road side to switch my tyre with the spare only for these touts/miscreants to appear from nowhere, they were 7 in numbers, they offered to help me but I said I'm okay with changing the tyre myself, I thought they would leave after telling them that but to my surprise, they were waiting.

After removing the deflated tyre, I went inside my trunk to bring out the spare only for these miscreants to tell me that before I can fix the spare, I will have to pay them money, I asked money for what and they said money for car break down on their road, I then asked again, where is your road and they said where I parked that i will have to pay them before I can do anything in my car. They hijacked the spare tyre from me and started rolling it away, I asked them, so how much am I paying and they said 10k, i said what! 10k for what and they said again for car break down in their territory, I looked around hoping I could see any government car or something that will pass so I can flag it down while they come to my rescue but I didn't see none then it dawn on me that I'm on my own and the only way I could sort this out is to relate with them friendly so I switched to my street OT and let them know we are brothers and I'm also a hustler like them and they don't have to be so aggressive, they then asked me how much am I giving them, I brought out 800naira hoping they will take it but they refused and started rolling my spare tyre away again, then I called the one giving them order to a side and relate with him like a brother with some kind of street slangs, he then realized I have some street OT too, then I brought out the last 1k in my car to add to the 800naira, making it 1800, he then collected it with appreciation for having a friendly conversation with them.



That was how my street OT saved me from this scavengers, now, I'm beginning to wonder if someone without this OT or someone so fearful encounter them, how will the person handle the situation without getting robbed or being beaten....


Lagos is truly wild..

Welcome to the Lagos that Tinubu built. Remember also that a lot of useless animals sing their praises and support them online here, e.g. donbrowser

adesegun121:
Greedy set of people Govt. Need to demolish those kiosk

SAY NO TO DRUG

You'll be shocked when they demolish the school and leave the kiosks standing

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Fuel-price-may-fall-as-petrol-vessels-berth-at-port

Stop fooling yourself dude it won't go one cent lower than the current price

TANID:
Mr president

Prezzdent

Aldebaran:
Nigerians just want to retain this Stupid Cooking Record

Morufu

envoymedia:
Nigerian Chef, Tope Maggie ‘Breaks’ Irish Chef, Fisher’s Cooking Record, Awaits Confirmation From Guinness Records

Nigerian Chef, Tope Maggie Completes 200-Hour Cooking, Seeks To Reclaim Guinness Records For Nigeria From Ireland’s Alan Fisher



https://saharareporters.com/2023/11/18/nigerian-chef-tope-maggie-completes-200-hour-cooking-seeks-reclaim-guinness-records#google_vignette


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN6C-fMNCqY

Guinness World Records can never fall for this obvious scam

envoymedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtvGLT5hKbs



Credit: TikTok | mohbad_dad

Person wey no get shishi to spend for burial, e still dey hala

nlparrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mZIFjTdFjU?si=P5deRkVWq8If0-N1

Davido better keep your wife away from pussy-wolves like Ubi Franklin

I sure say Ibu and that 'Jasmine' dey kpansh jare

BigBlackPreek:
Lack of respect for Goodluck haaa.... He must really be your nightmare and the fact that you lost the gubanitorial election of which you weren't the rightful owner of the ticket in the first place

Timipre is a perennial loser

Addme:
Previous Thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7914275/bayelsa-poll-relocated-mother-abuja

https://www.thecable.ng/you-cant-take-swamp-out-of-hippopotamus-timipre-sylva-replies-jonathans-comments-on-bayelsa-guber-poll/amp

Loser

See ya in 2027....your petroleum ministry loot for don finish by then

ijustdey:
Buhari’s aides, ex-govs, APC bigwigs intensify lobby for ambassadorial appointments

• Govs, lawmakers, retired military officers submit loyalists’ names to Gbajabiamila, Tuggar

• Don’t appoint envoys as reward system for cronies, expert advises Tinubu



https://punchng.com/buharis-aides-ex-govs-apc-bigwigs-intensify-lobby-for-ambassadorial-appointments/?amp

Every person who was part of Buhari 's government deserves to be shot dead and buried in a mass grave. Everyone, including the Chief-dullard himself.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do You like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color]

Mamagee I wanna bang you

You look good enough to eat!

Generalmystic:
you are comparing Rivers state that receives second highest allocation from federal government after Delta state?. You must be an Agbaya.

Why is federal government still constructing roads and bridges in Lagos despite her acclaimed wealth?

Don't argue with mongrels, bro, it's just not worth it

Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WryRfy-GeVk?si=NfvGCPnRCbcaXZg1

When they were voting animals into office they did not lament...may God punish them all

Pogba12:
1.Before
2. Now

Age must humble you, if you live long enough

paulGrundy:
Giving the rising price of stable food stuffs, particularly rice, what is the cheapest substitute for Rice, bread?

There is no substitute for rice

Fiscus105:
Ladies and Gents can you accept/ endure this, going into marriage?

If you finally settled down with him or her will u be happy in the marriage till end?

Will you be completely faithful with him/her till end?

You dey go carry ya mama age-mate, you no dey fear?

No worry nbody go tell you, after she convert you to houseboy

Odewaleadesoye:
Big Brother Naija reality show star, Tolani Baj has described as ‘disrespectful’ questions about body count from men.

According to the reality star, she doesn’t think asking a woman about her body count is right.

The reality star said this in the latest Bahd And Boujee Podcast episode hosted by her and actress Moet Abebe.

She, however, said it was okay to ask partners about their relationship histories.

Tolani Baj said,

VANGUARD

Yeah after you don fúck many governors and senators

Senior Olocho!

Pearl1910:
Lolz...leave that factory reject alone.

Heavy yabbis

Jewessgratitud3:
I just thought to share and again it's no bodys business what I share about myself here. I chose to do it and don't care if it sits well with anyone or not. My life, my share .

I'm sharing this just to let some ladies know that being a widower doesn't break a man and will not stop him from being an unrepentant cheat if he wants to. I used to think a widower will be more responsible and loyal to one woman considering the fact that he's now a second hand value bachelor and the death of his former wife will make him get closer and more committed to his spouse, home and family at large but I was wrong cos after my experience with one, I realized men will always be cheat men.

This happened in 2013 after staying away from relationships for a long time. So I joined Badoo ( it was the rave then, though I joined in 2012). A young man ( in his 40s then) chatted me up and I checked his profile. There he stated that he was looking for a lady for serious relationship and added he was a Christian. He was also looking very handsome and tall. We chatted and exchanged numbers.

When we got talking he told me he was a widower. It was hard to believe because he looked very young. He now told me he married very early. He went ahead and told me he has 6 children 👀👀👀. I didn't believe until he showed me their pics. 4 girls and two boys. He said the wife kept having children because she wanted a male child and died after giving birth to the last child, a male. She got home from the hospital after childbirth and started bleeding immediately and was rushed back to the hospital but never made it back. Meanwhile he was not in the country when this happened.

This made me have compassion and developed feelings for him. After a few months of inviting me over, I finally agreed to visit after he assured me the elder sister is staying with him to look after the baby ( he was already a year then but was not walking). He never liked the boy because he was always saying the boy caused his wifes death and each time the baby boy sees him, he'll be screaming due to the way he looks at the baby and I'll be telling him to stop, teasing him that it's him the boy resembles. So when I visited for the first time, I was shocked at what I saw. He actually owns the house he was living in in Sango. He built it when the going was good but after the wife's death, he came back and stayed for a whole year without a job. He just got the job he was doing as a hotel manager when I met him and his take home was not good at all. So to maintain the big house was a challenge. He could barely feed his kids. Even the two older ones were not with him. They were living with his brother just to ease him of the burden. when the sister saw me, she got angry and told him that he has not finished taking care of his children he's bringing in another lady. He told me to ignore the sister and face him. If I go there, I'll cook and serve everybody because he was always complaining of not having money but sometimes he'll give me part of the money I used.

Initially the children didn't like me and he said I should be buying them snacks. So then if I close from work, I'll go and meet him at his office and we'll go home together. I bought snacks and the children reluctantly collected the snacks. He went to work on that Saturday and I gathered the children and started telling them stories. They began to come close. When he got back he drove all of us to a football viewing center and bought me pepper soup. I thought I had found the right man. I was even saying I don't need to birth any children since he already has six. We'll just stay with his own children ( lol . small girl sense). He would tell me no, that he wants me to give him a beautiful daughter like me.

Six months into the relationship, I noticed something in his room while he was away at work. I saw a foreign prison card in his jacket I now began to connect the dots. I remembered him saying he was away when the wife died and while she was pregnant, he had problem abroad. So she developed BP. He even told me he wasn't around when his house was built that the wife supervised the whole thing before he now had a problem but be never told me what the problem was. I then discovered with the prison card, he was prolly in jail all that time. I didn't ask him anything.

Later he started telling me there's this single mother that has been begging him to marry her and she buys him stuff. I was like marry her now afterall two of una na second hand value. He'll laugh and say God forbid. That he wants chassis. The lady buys him and his children stuff. At a point I told him to stop collecting the gift or risk our relationship. He promised to stop.

One day he was sleeping and i was just going through his phone ( I never used to do that) and saw "my love". My head sparked. I woke him up with a heavy slap and showed him, he started saying its you I love. I said no! Tell me who this Is.. then I began to cry because I just knew it was over. He started begging and called his Aunty into the room. The aunty said the person is a family. I said call her. He now called the number and an elderly woman picked and he started telling her that I'm crying my eyes out here because I saw a message he sent to her. The woman spoke with me but I wasn't convinced. Throughout that night, he played "please forgive me' Brian Adams. hmm.. feeling nostalgic now. I calmed down and we continued.


After some months my chairman sacked me because I refused to go out with him and told him I'm in a relationship. After I lost my job I reduced my visits because bus fare from mainland to Sango was quite expensive and he too could not sponsor my visits regularly due to so much financial responsibilities and since I had been the one doing it when I was working. It became a once in a while thing.

Then one day, he told me to come to his office let's go home that he has missed me. I asked him, do you have money he said we'll manage. This man did not tell me we were going by train ( chai things we do for love) from his office we set out to oshodi. This man put head for train lane. I said waaaat t... I almost went back but it was already getting dark. I entered train for the first time. See me shaking. He had to hold me before one man now stood up for me to sit. Because it's been a while I've been to the house, when we got home, the aunty said you'll not stay in one place. Today you carry this, tomorrow you carry another one. I told him what the sister said and he told me not to mind her. In my mind i was like... see this second wen I dey manage too wan dey play ... I kept asking until he now confessed that the Aunt was referring to the other single mother that the lady has been forcing herself on him but it's me he wants. There and then I zeroed my mind.

After that visit, as we were going that morning, we quarreled on the way because the vehicle we borded got spoilt plus I wasn't happy after hearing what the sister said. So I was just edgy that morning and blasted the driver and some of the passengers. He got angry and left after trying to get me off the bus and I refused, saying I should run after him cos he's running late for work. I was just looking at him. I didn't get down. I waited for him to go far, I now got down and took another route to my house.

I didn't call for a week and refused to pick his calls because whats the point killing myself over a widower with six children who has refused to stick with one woman. When I eventually picked, it was my guy ( now ex) who told me to pick in the bus that day we were going to camp and he was chyking me. Oga kept calling and as usual I ignored him but the sound was disturbing our conversation so my gy told me to pick and hear him out. I picked and he was crying and put all his children on the phone to beg me. He said they are missing me and one of them is sick. I said ok, I'll call you later. That was it. I blocked him. Went to Badoo and blocked him there in fact I deleted my Badoo account. Deleted his number and ended the whole thing..

Men will always be men

Modified

When I said all men are the same what I'm simply implying is, whether they are poor, rich, widower or handicapped they will still cheat or have that tendency to cheat. Take it or get lost!

A man's vulnerability doesn't stop him from exhibiting those bad habits (cheating and deception). They'll will always do that thing that make us call them meennnn... If you know what I mean and if you don't Gerrit, forget abourit. .

After you do olocho finish you are now hunting the single-fathers

Ntorr!