₦airaland Forum

chisomkachy:
Nasir El-Rufai

Why is the killer wearing a roman collar??

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/i-didnt-invite-tinubu-to-intervene-in-rivers-crisis-wike/

Tinubu still collect L from drunken Wike, ontop his noble intentions

money121:
Super Eagles Captain Ahmed Musa, gifted a house to an Abuja based lady journalist, Joan Iwuchukwu, days to Christmas in Abuja.

She got a call from Ahmed Musa, that she is now a proud owner of a house in Abuja, courtsey of the kind hearted Nigerian professional footballer, who is known for his humanitarian acts across the country.

The lady wrote;

"I was sleeping when I got a call and I answered, but what I heard woke me off from sleep immediately. I have given you a house in Abuja and my lawyer will contact you and finalise the legal document with you, says the caller, who happens to be Ahmed Musa,"

She added: "I was not feeling too fine, a bit sick, but when I got this good news, I got up to thank God and my prayer is that God will continue to bless Ahmed Musa."

"This is a complete surprised package and I give God the glory for using Ahmed Musa to make a house owner in Abuja," she said.

Ahmed Musa has been an ambassador of human kindness to many Nigerians over the years. His humanitarian deeds are deeply appreciated by Nigerians, Africa and all over the world.

Oko ashawo!

Hausa man no fit see pussy and comport himself

GuruboiNaija:
https://.ng/2023/12/24/history-will-judge-me-i-served-nigeria-best-way-i-could-babangida/

You 'served' Nigeria by looting her treasury

God will punish you Ibrahim

Congratulations to him, he has reclaimed the upward trajectory of his career

He need to stay away from Naija politicians going forward, no more head from the likes of Cuppy and he must never again prostrate for useless, cursed thieving fools like Muhammadu Failure Buhari

At some point he will be called to pay his respects to the illegal occupant of Aso Rock...a bow and a handshake will suffice on that occasion

Ikweremadu is where he is today as a consequence of his ferocious greed

He is a true Nigerian

planetx:
I am curious would a Adeboye or Oyedepo prostrate for a king like the Ooni, like a Obasanjo would and did. Any images out there of this two ever prostrating for an Oba before?

It can never happen again. Yahweh has conquered and superimposed himself over every African traditional religious system

TruthsFM:
Check out picture of Daddy G.O, Pastor Adeboye sitting on a king seat 💺 in Oyo State. Is it good or bad for our culture in Yoruba land 👁👁👁

Source: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/kUKxkQEkg3iEWNeV/?mibextid=K8Wfd2

Baba is having terrible visions because that seat is soaked with blood

Wild jubilation over three congos of rice

Idigbo in the mud

easyfem:
I dont knw aw this guys are so blind that pple are hungry . This money the yaya use can put smile on thousand of kogite face ... GOD will judge u

They don't give a fúck about your hunger, they know you will still vote for them in exchange for 2k. And even if you don't, your vote still won't count

Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/how-emefiele-used-proxies-to-buy-union-keystone-polaris-banks/

That guy ought to be executed by a firing squad

Newsmic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TrwnrU_pMI

President Tinubu's Special Adviser On Media And Publicity, Ajuri Ngelale Clears The Way For Tinubu As Tinubu Arrived At World Leaders' Summit For The 28th United Nation Climate Change Conference Held In Dubai (UAE) (Video)

Akuri

So many diseased wild dogs have been bought to howl this man's praises on nairaland

MrProlific95:
This is an important question,

Reno Omokri is not even A Born again Christian, he is definitely an Apostate that is if he was even a Christian at any point in time.

Someone should tell how Reno addresses himself as Pastor.

Chapel of Political Fuckery

politicoNG:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/rivers-elders-drag-tinubu-others-to-court-over-peace-agreement/%3famp

Who's gonna tell yarîba varlets and empty-headed slaves? Porta no be Lagos o!

Biodun556:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/12/22/breaking-president-tinubu-orders-payment-400000-n-power-beneficiaries-nine-month?fbclid=IwAR3WiievrZJxKwMOAbyENTtnfglWD9SMVik726r9EQWkYq1u0hKfVTx1LV4

Empty populism while you're busy within the political/economic machine-works robbing them blind... this M.O. can only work on the illiterate and the stupíd

ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8XJYMGcqEU?si=50JkuRnr998uygu6


According to Frank Edoho a man may cheat and remain in love with his partner, not the one he cheated with. However, it's asserted that a woman cannot be in love with someone and then go on to cheat.

He's very right, that's one of the differences between a man and a woman

Godfullsam:
Ondo State is number 1 state. Owo is the headquarters of cannabis cultivation in the state.

Argue with your phone.

Ogbese weed is the best in Nigeria

ogugwa1992:
The Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) on Thursday, officially initiated the implementation of the Integrated Market Revenue Management System (IMRMS) to bring the informal sector, specifically market traders, into the federal government's tax framework.

To kick start the process, the traders' enumeration commenced in Abuja on Thursday, December 21.

This purpose-built digital platform aims to capture and formalize the tax contributions of market traders across Nigeria.

In collaboration with the Market Traders Association of Nigeria (MATAN), which represents over 40 million traders nationwide, FIRS has introduced the VAT Direct Initiative (VDI).

The partnership seeks to collect and remit Value Added Tax (VAT) from traders in the marketplace through the IMRMS platform.

The VDI involves:
The digital enumeration of MATAN members.
Granting them digital identities.
Monitoring their turnover to facilitate the collection and remittance of VAT to FIRS.
The move aligns with the government's strategy to expand the tax base, ensuring more comprehensive revenue collection.

One of the key objectives is to address issues of multiple taxation in marketplaces.

Speaking to journalists on the sidelines of the event, Ambassador Olakunle Johnson Moses, chairman of the steering project committee on VAT Direct Initiative, said:

''The importance of this drive is that the informal sector is going to experience good governance and changes because they have been suffering from multiple taxation and extortion by touts in the marketplaces and the roadside.

''What this programme will do for them is that they are going to be enumerated; through this enumeration, they are going to have a multi-purpose ID card; through this ID card, their benefits are going to be tied to the multi-purpose ID card.

''These benefits include free legal services, non-interest loans, insurance, and everything else that this country has denied them before.

''But, with this initiative, all their rights will come to reality. And again, this initiative will boost the internally generated revenue of the three tiers of government.''

On his part, Mr Adebayo Adefeogbe, acting director of VAT FIRS, emphasized that the initiative would provide coordinated access to almost 70% of untaxed revenue in the informal sector.

Moses Ige, MATAN's National Coordinator of Incentives, called upon market leaders to sensitize their association members, ensuring their participation in the VAT Direct Initiative (VDI).

He said: ''Those in the public service constitute about 20% of the adult population; they enjoy free health insurance cover, they enjoy pension and other incentives because they are public services, but now the remaining 80% will be enjoying all these services through MATAN.

''That makes VDI a landmark achievement for this government. We might not see it now until the implementation becomes a reality. All of us are going to enjoy and smile at the end of the day.

''Not only are we talking about taxation, which will bring more money to provide infrastructure, other services, and the dividends of democracy, but we are also talking about giving directly - the government giving back to the people.''

https://www.legit.ng/business-economy/economy/1570080-firs-launches-digital-initiative-include-informal-sector-nigerias-tax-net

Hmm look how fat they are...awon ogbologbo tax-and-steal

OLAADEGBU:
Some operatives of the Nigerian Army have arrested one Peter Chibuzo Agwu inside a church during his wedding on Saturday in Abia State because someone allegedly on the military wanted list shared his wedding invitation on Facebook.

Hope the reception went ahead and everyone left with their stomach full

Newfoundlove:
How did he do it?

Bleaching

Johnchrix:
Congrats baba i'm bent make i drop aza

Crumbie for life bro

Change ya way

nairalandkachy1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB2uS8lgBhk?si=tO6F6P1XRP6u7fpE



https://fb.watch/p4azkOzJf1/?mibextid=Nif5oz


Full Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASrCKnoViMI?si=vwCCPafTReo-0-Mw

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7935205/police-arrest-constables-demanded-money#127383707

Two greedy monkeys

Truths9ja:
My partner is stuck in an underground prison in Cyprus — Happie boys cries out for help


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umD82Vb8bxM?si=UzT7k8m0PhEBenX8

Very useless boys o

The worst type of ingrate you don't ever wanna deal with in this country, is the extremely poor person, like those two boys. No matter how much kindness you show them it will always lead to fight and confusion.

Your mind no go touch ground again, anytime you park am na so you go dey fear for where you say (unless the car remains in view)

Yuri141:
https://thenationonlineng.net/were-ready-to-expand-ties-with-nigeria-says-taiwanese-envoy/

China to Nigeria: You have got to be kidding! *in Chucky's voice*

fergie001:
SOURCE

Chief Akuri

horsepower102:
World of Statistics

Go to places like Ajegunle (the one before Owode Onirin) and Agboyi, and you'd know Lagos is finished.

ogododo:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/12/18/n25000-monthly-to-15m-nigerians-tax-waivers-solutions-to-economic-hardship-tinubu/

He must be insane

FreeStuffsNG:
US don buy market for tiny Finland.

Naive Finland that has been forming Van Damme by keeping a wanted IPOB terrorist in their country. Smh.

Now Finland too have been jinxed by the unpatriotic elements, naysayers, cyberbullies, criminal defamers and bigots with their bad luck they gave GEJ, Donald Trump, Alhaji Atiku, Peter Obi ati be be lo. Everyone and every organisation they support will always end with bad luck.Smh.

I pity Sim Fubara.

Absolute nonsense as usual