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RomanceRe: A Spiritual Condition Preventing Her From Having Sex With Me by newoffer: 8:11am On Dec 27, 2021
OP she is a vessel ,the one that used to carry ships on high sea. U beta do leg over. Ur generations will just be dada.
mmyfarmsltd:
Ahhh cele babe.
RomanceRe: A Spiritual Condition Preventing Her From Having Sex With Me by newoffer: 8:08am On Dec 27, 2021
Any one Cele clone no be human being again o. Continue bifbu don't like ur life. No be ordinary beyes Dem dey take go white garment.
proxillin:
Please please...this is very serious to me...I need serious minded and experienced people here.

I have been dating this babe for few months now.

She never indicated any sign of abstinent from sex. We do erotic chat now and then. She even told me how she had sex with her ex. Although she said she never wanted to, but her ex started giving her attitudes, infact he wanted to breakup, thats why she gave in and had se.x with him (disvirgined).

So fast forward last week, she agreed to come visit me at my town (yeah long distance relationship). So she told me she wouldnt want to have se.x with me when she comes. Ofcourse she is the definition of a decent woman i would love to marry, therefore, se.x is not an issue for me.

But out of curiousity, I asked why she does not want se.x with me. Its not because she is a virgin because she had se.x with her ex. She then told me its a spiritual issue.

She belongs in a white garment church (cele stuff). She enter spirit realm and see vision. Therefore, they told her not to have sex until she get married. When she mistakenly had sex with her sex, she fell sick for months, that it was cele people who came to do deliverance for her before she could walk again. They warned her she is holy spirit vesel, no man must have se.x with her until she get married.

In all our discussions, she said we can only romance, infact i can suck her bouubs, but i must not penetrate her. Then I told her my mind, thats the confusing part. If she was truely afflicted by holy spirit, how come holy spirit allows fingering and sucking of boooobs. She got angry and threathened to call it quit.

Because she has relationship with my mom, i confided in mom. Mama told me she is not seeing vision throught holy spirit, its cele-white garment work. That has nothing to do with holy spirit..thats cele witch craft work or marine girls things (omo omi).

I got confused the more.

Questions in my mind are:
1. I can confirm she see vision, but is it from holy spirit?
2. Am I sure the whole shiiiit will not happen to her when we get married and we have se.x
3. Whoever is using her in spiritual relm will not harm me for taking their vessel away from them.
4. Is she playing upon my intelligence?
RomanceRe: Ladies: Can You Marry A Guy Who Earns Less Than N50,000 Monthly? by newoffer: 9:43pm On Dec 26, 2021
A woman will always play games with men. Simps are the reason why women do men yaanga
larryking540:
men please stop embarrassing your selfs ,there is no tree that money falls from

I will say it and I will keep saying it , Nigeria men turned Nigeria women the way they behave today ,take it or leave it ,you create a thread that doubt if you can hold a female.
CrimeRe: Islamic Cleric, Tunde Olayiwola Slumps, Dies In Police Custody by newoffer: 6:58pm On Dec 26, 2021
Let's hail Naija police. Numero de problem de nigeria.
Lastmankc:
Nigeria police is useless
CrimeRe: Islamic Cleric, Tunde Olayiwola Slumps, Dies In Police Custody by newoffer: 6:57pm On Dec 26, 2021
All of them are into fast forwarding.
Kellibae:
Hmm what's wrong with all these yoruba alfas.. most of them are ritualistis ..that's why I fear them to the extent I don't buy meat from them when I go market, once I knew u are alfa I will just stylishly price ur meat nonsense and jakpa... grin
So go abuse me I will abuse them back
PoliticsRe: Villagers Rescued As Bandits Fall Into Hunters’ Ambush In Kaduna by newoffer: 4:02pm On Dec 26, 2021
They do not wait for any fucking order to carry out their duties.
GoldenSpec:
Oh! That's true grin
PoliticsRe: Villagers Rescued As Bandits Fall Into Hunters’ Ambush In Kaduna by newoffer: 3:54pm On Dec 26, 2021
No combine them o. Let the working hunters be left alone. No sabotage among them
GoldenSpec:
Make dem kuku recruit hunters into military na abi undecided
Music/RadioRe: What's Your Favourite Nigerian Song Of 2021? by newoffer: 2:31pm On Dec 26, 2021
Yea. Sweet melody
2dice01:
The producer also P-Prime killed it
CareerRe: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by newoffer: 11:32am On Dec 26, 2021
1. Customer Care Job. Height of Olosho
2. Hair Dresser
3. Night Shift
4. Spa and Massage
5. Cleaner. Oga anytime servers.
6. Housemaid
7.
Music/RadioRe: What's Your Favourite Nigerian Song Of 2021? by newoffer: 10:19am On Dec 26, 2021
Ozumba came late but best sound for me in 2021. The dynamics of the song is superbquote author=2dice01 post=108816362]Reekado Banks - Ozumba
Fire Boy - Peru
Wande coal - Again
Kizz Daniel - (eh God) Barnabas
Ladipoe ft Buju - Feeling
Lojay - Monalisa
Kheengz ft Falz * M.I - Who be that Guy
Lil'kesh ft Zinoleesky - Dont call me
Chike ft Simi - Running to you


Sweet voice
Dope instrumentals

Am all yours[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Crush Boko Haram, ISWAP Terrorists Before 2023 - Buhari Tells Service Chiefs by newoffer: 8:01am On Dec 26, 2021
Using before 2023 truly shows nothing will be done. Before means no hope
DubaiLandLord:
Wetin dem no fit do since 2015

You have been releasing this kin statement since 2015

A mere Political statement

Abegi
Christianity EtcRe: Deeper Life Completes Its Headquarters Church Which Is The World's 4th Largest.. by newoffer: 9:55pm On Dec 25, 2021
Una for continue under canopy... uote author=OLAADEGBU post=51992076]

Doubt your doubt and start believing. Even though we build church buildings we keep our sight on Jesus and seek those things which are above.[/quote]
SportsRe: Mikel Obi And His Family On Christmas Day (Photo) by newoffer: 8:13pm On Dec 25, 2021
U be star abi u wanna be a star. Don't force your personality on us
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!

Make me sef share my Christmas pics as am about to enter quilox with my niggas
SportsRe: 1XBET Is Scam by newoffer: 4:19pm On Dec 25, 2021
Pray that spirit of gambling free you next year... Write the customer care you are here giving a business paying jobless youth like u bad name. If u have a business u will understand u don't come to public to tarnish other people business. U win 80k na him u wan injure ursef.quote author=saddler post=85937687]This is just to let punters here know 1Xbet is a scam company.


I was introduced to betting with them by a friend who convinced me they are an international betting firm and will pay any amount you win without delay.

My eyes became clear when I won some bets yesterday totalling 80000 naira.

I have been trying to withdraw 50k since yesterday all to no avail.

Their support system are computer bots who gives same redundant answers to any issue you complain about.


I also played the game on betking and won bigger amount and it didn't take them 3 hours to credit me.

Pls stay away from 1Xbet , they are scam.[/quote]
SportsRe: GOTV Boxing Night: Very Useless Camera Man by newoffer: 4:12pm On Dec 25, 2021
I subscribed in December only. My 1 terabyte hard drive has lots than the whole of gotv. Very painful experience.
CelebritiesRe: A Decade Of Davido — Davido Celebrates 10 Years In Music (Photos, Video) by newoffer: 3:04pm On Dec 25, 2021
I pray u have 0000.1 percent of his grace.
Kusheer:
Decade in noise making huh huh huh huh

Set awon noise maker grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Swears In Muazu Jaji Sambo As Minister Of State For Works And Housing by newoffer: 1:05pm On Dec 24, 2021
There won't be any house for anybody.
Bvlgari:
Ok good...Lets see if we can have more houses for the poor in 7 market days
RomanceRe: Muhammed Alfa Marries Twin Sisters - Adama & Aisha In Bida (Video) by newoffer: 1:03pm On Dec 24, 2021
He dole out money to the parent. The parent send signal to the shidren
Wazobia2216:
How did he approach the 2huh

The story will be interesting!

Th*eesome loading, abomination redefined!

The girls were not looking happy! It's like they were forced!
BusinessRe: The Money I Saved In My Saving Box by newoffer: 10:39am On Dec 24, 2021
Get old fire extinguisher and ask welder to wednthebtop. Or u get a pipe seal both end and put up a home .
SmellySperm:
Your detty December is fixed. I tried saving mine but hunger triggered me to break it.

Shey na who survive dey save money. Oya show love grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Quit My Job by newoffer: 8:24pm On Dec 23, 2021
. I was a security earning #13500. I subscribed for double duty. Went to school then got jobs along my area. Do yourbbest. Calm down hi
anthonyuncle:
people talk anyhow to even the president of your country.

you that don't have anything yet is complaining.

you need to calm down.

if you are humble and meek, you will be getting enough tips through errands that you go for people.
i know a lot of cleaners that don't touch their salaries.

you can only leave that job if you get a better one.

you should be calming down
FamilyRe: Nigerian Dad Takes To Crossdressing, Gives Reasons: Video by newoffer: 8:11pm On Dec 23, 2021
You just turn on the light....lol.
Timoleon:
Your dad is not dramatic undecidedyour dad is gay.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government's Statement On Attempt To Evict Residents Of Magodo by newoffer: 8:01pm On Dec 23, 2021
Una want Baba Sope.
pappilo:
LASG is being mischievous. Judgment specifically said to allocate the landlords association, 549 plots in Magodo but LASG are offering them plots in faraway places like Badagry and Ibeju Lekki.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack Kaita In Katsina, Kill Dozens & Displace Several People by newoffer: 2:23pm On Dec 23, 2021
Yet they won't speak up. North is safe
FamilyRe: Can I Fight This Now Or Wait Till The Baby Is Grown? by newoffer: 12:10pm On Dec 23, 2021
We are here to read how Dem break ur coconut head. U go like sifia pain
T0T0fucker:
I will only leave them when I confirm the child is not mine.
RomanceRe: Have You Been Engaged, And Later Didn't Get Married? What Actually Went Wrong? by newoffer: 7:36am On Dec 23, 2021
Let the dog go his way. He is an abnormal bbeing.
Melst:
Mine was my uni lover. We dated for four years. It wasn't an official engagement kinda thing but there was marriage plans for after our NYSC. He is my first. We were practically an inseparable couple. He has cheated on me severally but I caught him just once, the others were suspicions he later verified after we broke up.

He was a sex addict or should I say he had a very high libido. It was so bad that the days l resist, he forces himself in. I had to accept that he was this way and make myself mentally and emotionally ready for sex when I'm with him otherwise, when forced, I'll have to bear pains for days. To cope with the guilt of fornication, I also had to see him as my husband. The deal breaker for me was during our convocation, I was so sick, yet all he wanted was sex and with me all feverish and running temperature, it didn't stop him, he pushed in and did his thing. I was disgusted but didn't break up.
We went to our respective states after convocation and an issue came up with my younger brother, police case, so I called my supposed boyfriend to help out that I'll cover the cost of transportation and all. Where he stays is an hour away from the police station but I was 5 hours away. He refused, I was mad and finally ended it. He would have rushed to come if it was for sex. The level of selfishness was appalling and since I already had breakup in mind, I utilized the opportunity.

He didn't protest the breakup. Probably because I was now far away. Few months later, we were posted to same states for NYSC, so we met again. He was already in another relationship and they were intimate. He lied about the latter to lure me. He's married now. Before he did, he begged me severally that I'm his choice up to two weeks to the wedding. That he will call if all off if I accept him. I declined and told him to go ahead that he has my blessings. We are still friends till date. Sometimes in his moments of weakness, he regrets and blames me for pushing him to her. I just laugh it off. He also says I'm his only ex that can make him cheat on his wife. I know I'm not the only one.

Okafor's law never happened with us to his own surprise and disappointment. He has a super D that his exes find irresistible......... tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Have You Been Engaged, And Later Didn't Get Married? What Actually Went Wrong? by newoffer: 7:32am On Dec 23, 2021
You had introduction while you are still running school,,,even the wife u Sidon with everyday will knack the next door neighbour u will nittnknow...ß
Zubi10:
Yea I got engaged to this girl back then. 2009 we did very heavenly introduction,I got admission after then n went to school,, friends started telling me my fiance is misbehaving untill I came around caught her read handed..I forgave her I caught her again I still forgave her until she secured admission into the university 2011 then I stopped the relationship quitely and she never apologize until recently she want to come back and started begging me for forgiveness after she hard a child for another guy.
FoodRe: Huge Antelope My Brother Caught With Trap (PHOTOS) by newoffer: 7:49pm On Dec 22, 2021
Be like u get long throat...only a foodie go dey analyse like dis
Bola146:
cool with correct pounded yam with egusi or vegetable soup will be okay for Christmas, fried rice with plantain and the meat on it will be okay boxing day, you can do pepper soup in the evening or early morning to ease this cold weather kiss kiss
BusinessRe: 2021 Is The Best, How I Made My First Millions by newoffer: 11:24pm On Dec 21, 2021
[Funny enough..thats a capital and not your waste moneyquote author=domino4211 post=108701388]Because of ordinary 1 million you feel you can advise us? Money wey go finish within 1 week. Mchew.[/quote]
Music/RadioOzumba Mbadiwe Best Hit For The Holiday by newoffer(op): 5:08pm On Dec 21, 2021
God finally picked Wande Cole's call. Best artist if u understand music dynamics.
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Celebrates Her 44th Birthday With Stunning Photos by newoffer: 9:42am On Dec 21, 2021
U like Walhalla...quote author=Dreytonisback post=108685694]I go like make iyabo ojo and Tonto dikeh get small fracas , I wan observe something

Lights up my kpoli in peace[/quote]
RomanceRe: Help!! Runs Girls Are Gradually Taking Over Enugu State - Pictures by newoffer: 7:52am On Dec 21, 2021
Police and ashawo are synonymous element.
Moeman:
have u reported to d nearest police station?
RomanceRe: Help, I Am Madly In Love by newoffer: 11:15pm On Dec 19, 2021
Control yourself for your good. D babe every people bbg
ahmedaturboy:
There is this girl at my work place i always liked and vice versa. The feeling grew to the extent that my line manager called me to ask what's in-between us both. But since I was yet to ask her out i said nothing...along the line she started given me attitude and i just immediately distant my self from her guessing someone else has come in between us.

The dating didn'tast and she came back trying to mend things. But i rejected her cos i was pained with what happened. She latter won my heart but whenever i request for hangout she do always give one excuses or the order..lately, she started having an affair with another guy in my work place..I've tried avoiding her but since she's under me she needs to report to me every evening....

The problem here is i can't control my feelings for her anymore and given the environment where i work am scared of being set up cos my work place is a devil's kingdom...

Advice on what to do pls

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