₦airaland Forum

Something bis watery u are shouting small dick. No friction or elasticity.

MajesticKris:
Wahala for who Get Small D*ck

God show me my own Maaga for all these politicians make me too swallow plenty kala

In corruption all tribes are united. Na d only thing wey unite us be that ooo

Militant30:
If you check properly the DPO may be a Yoruba,Igbo or Hausa these 3 ethnic groups are the problem of this corn tree

And they are the major thief in every sectors

We are born same. Nobody is royal.

The people suppose shut down the state and go after all the criminals

Another ploy by politicians to make we youth irresponsible before election. May Affliction never rise again

Cerebellum:
Now the shitty show starts



Lit Kee you there, Mr Green man

Haaa. Play me Hellfire by Mummy G.O

The woman that protest such is not born yet...

englishmart:
A quick story about how I met her.
I met her at a bus-stop somewhere in Abuja about to board a commercial bus home. When I noticed we were taking the same route, I immediately went after her. This lady was so beautiful that every eye was prying at her. Since I knew she would be alighting in the next few minutes I had to hurry up with getting to know her. Long story short, we spoke for minutes without anybody noticing because I was typing and showing to her. Finally I got her number.
As I got home, freshened up, the next thing I did was to call her. She redirected me to WhatsApp and we got to introduce each other a little. The next day, I called her to wait for me so we could go home together, she waited and when I saw her, she wasn't sound, it was rainy and she was ill. To make matter worse, there were too many passengers around and too few buses/cabs to convey people home, one would have to jostle to get a cab and she wasn't sound for that. I had to cross to the other side to get a cab at 4X the normal price just so we could leave the rain and go home. I was supposed to have continued my journey but I chose to accompany her till she got to the gates of her apartment. She gave me a hug and we parted. That night, our chat on WhatsApp became intense and we got along well. I didn't tell her I wanted us to be dating, we just started dating since both of us were single. We continued going home together for weeks to the extent that some drivers and passengers started taking notice of us. Our going home together was really hurting my pocket as I was financing the transportation, and she never for once protested that I let her pay for herself (that was a bad sign, but I ignored it)

What were u expecting before....from a gender that deceived Adam...

Befriend a pepper soup seller... You will not have a reason to think..

leochuks1990:
I am in a lot of mess also but am not having that thought oh. I just want to be left alone.

Rapture for don take place. God need special angel for all these crafty beings. It will take forever to probe naija politician. 1 million rice dey na him we dey roast. Can dis people learn another trick.

LikeAking:
APC SCAMS!

These bags no reach 1mill.

No man will read about his wife's runs life and still be happy with her. Na empty women full out there o. The worst place to get wife na church. Lots of crack past. May God help men oooo. Marriage don get kleg .

Clevybrown6465:
Wow... O boy... U don see them finish oooo... This is one reason why marriage sometimes looks scary, u dnt even know who to trust again

We and the people wey do this work. We no be mate o. The commitment and expertise is beyond our imagination.

Explorers:
Nobody knows the equipment used to carve or construct the church or how long the construction took.

No one knows for sure if the Church of Saint George was completed in Lalibela’s lifetime, or if it was constructed after he died in an attempt to honor his legacy.

The cross-shaped stone church has been a popular site for Christian pilgrims since it was first constructed many centuries ago.

Lalibela’s sunken network of stone churches appear impossible to access to the untrained eye, but a keen observer will note that there is a small man-made entrance that grants access to the holy stone structures.

Countless Christian pilgrims dressed in white have flocked to the Church of Saint George to pray and express their commitment to their unwavering Christian faith.


Many years ago, st George church became UNESCO world heritage site.

http://www.alluringworld.com/church-of-st-george/

Shey na d ones wey come do quickie. Married women o. Dem go put their ring for dashboard and rush to service client. I know ladies who earn like 260k who still indulge in runs.

Clevybrown6465:
This is serious

That's national flag. If u like marry her...we go read about una here. Oga if she no dey do anything let her be ooo

Lastma is now Lagos Agbero. They park motor and get their cut from each car that load . Didn't quote...Costain bus stop no far.

ajumma:
state police ?

see what LASTMA in LAGOS & VIGILANATE
in other states are doing.

their excessiveness no get part 2

Dem no dey solve spiritual matter for court o. Na mumu wey love dey shark dey do blood convenantquote author=deepwater post=109393740]

The Nigerian Police Force would arrest and detain you for breach of contract.

Think deep, was there any escape clause in your contract ?

Discuss with him, don't confront him.....baba might have other chick's apart from you enjoying himself but would hold u down unto that your blood contract shhiit as a pay back. This is because every man ego drops when his woman sees another man..[/quote]

Let the idiot live with it. Is it dicksize that warrant u to take covenant with a mere mortal that can switch.

Tiana09:
Try to see a pastor to pray and dissolve the unholy covenant .

Beware of women. Especially those ones shouting God upandan... I work in a location as a security, ladies who said they are going to camp will end up in a three some sexcapade. They will come with bag with the dove. At times the lady comes with her neighbor wife who want to make extra money...fear women
There are quotete author=Clevybrown6465 post=109365063]But my question is, why will she be in possession of an hotel key if actually this hotels don't allow customers to leave with their keys...?[/quote]

Touts will reign like herdsmen did in dis segment

Odin13:


Lagos with that same.. Tinubu CP?

Tinubu is a very bad omen waiting to happen in Yoruba land not Nigeria.

Kidnapping for ritual purposes ..

Guess Nigerians are still wondering why a lot of missing persons in Lagos .. even adults and grown men .

Some don’t make it back.

God forbid Tinubu in Asovilla..

Because of one cup of Derica Rice na him u wan leave your livelihood for a man who will not care for you when he gets there. Continue

ChiefOloye:
I pity those who're claiming to be against Asiwaju, we'll take the campaigns to them like never before. They will then carry it on their heads like gala, before they know wetin hit them, it's Jagaban they be seeing in their dreams.

Dis Muric guy is a religious bigot

DubaiLandLord:
So MURIC is no longer a slave of the Caliphate, working for the Fulani?

Una go dey alright las las

BAT 2023

Nigerian man no be Angel...lol. Ladies becareful out there

saphiere:
Ladies be careful o. This is a trap.
I've once fell a victim of this. Though mine wasn't food.

When I turned his invitation down, he posted the gift he wanted to give me on his status so I decided to visit him. My experience was terrible.

No Nigerian man would give you anything without wanting something in return.

Let us open our eyes this year o.
Nigerian men don't wish us well. They just want to use you and then dump you.

Where is the mark?

I will not do a business agbero, police ,lastma,Vio will extort money from me.

tuclap:
My friend bought a second hand keke late last year (october) here in kano. And a week ago he has put the keke for sale. Reason is that; there is no week he doesnt take the keke to mechanic

Abi make we take their money replace our losses.

dedonfranco:
Money go dey for 2023 election.

Please dont sell your conscience.

All these people should just keep quiet...all the G Holes should also keep quiet.

inoki247:
lol you wan to endorse anoda error again...

Oga goan rest....

Shameless thought

They need to arrest those people..

1F30M4:
Lwkm omolomo say he's suffering now to enjoy later. Pesin wey dem don brainwash finish

That level no be ordinary eyes ooo. Be like Juju dey am cos of how the people reason..

IgweBUIKE1:
even me can't hold the laff ...he even told the police officers that if I succeed tomorrow,that will I be praying for him or swearing for him,they asked him how much he is worth noW...he said he is suffering now to enjoy later

Growing up we know of Amala sellers who use charms . If u know anyone living in ghetto area like amukoko,ijora,Alaba and co. U will want to eat Amala fornjo reason. It's beyond bthe eyes.

pulsa:
Can you expand on this heard about it before, someone said they once dajo on someone head what does it mean.

Shameless creature.