₦airaland Forum

The gods chose a great a king. Royalty has never been dis glorious. Olu of Warri is a man of the people

michlins:
Culture, affluence and royalty meet wealth. This is the culmination

October pay in December. In 2022 , please remove dis kind of slow enterprise from your life. Shoe maker in a busy road will save more than 30k from repairs. Don't let history add you to the finest lazy youths. Dis look very painful but na true

Always seat close to exit.

9jvirgin:
Only God guarantees who lives in the U.S. Any time I enter a restaurant or grocery store, I am looking for an escape route.

Always include Snake so u don't offend the gods of nairaland.

TrajansKong:
My broda, this a Nigerian forum.

Only spirits, pastors, witches and magic can solve our problems.

Never, ever talk to us about "human ingenuity".

He could have built ICT centre where people can learn new tech skills. quote author=BKayy post=108928310]
Oga Church is not a development but the oldest ponzi scheme.
Does a church employ anybody?
The only thing a church does to a community is retain or maximise the number of idiots, fools and ignoramuses in the community by scamming or promising them advanced imaginary goodies after life.

It is like opium or the more recently mkpụrụ mmiri.

Any place churches flourishes ignorance, superstition and poverty reigns. Church is a curse[/quote]

My neighbor wife no gree take in because she is servicing top men at apapa. Husband dey pump wife dey use pills. Women ,even u pay her bride price don't ever die for them. Keep calm when u notice something.

Kriss216:
There's nothing to listen again. Trying to listen to her manipulated excuses might lead to physical violence.

You don't give Hoes listening ears.

Knack him till he pour those creme de la creme into potpourri.

Kolawole2130:
We have been married for 3 years now. We stay in a self contained apartment. He tries as much as possible to pay his bills while I support him too with paying the bills.

Since we married, anytime I talk about childbearing he gets angry. Like he may not talk to me for days. I will be the one to come and beg him later. He says his not ready to start bearing kids that he wants to have enough money to take care of the kids. He says he doesnt want his children to suffer.

I am so pissed off, I am 32 now and he is 35 and he earns 100k while I earn 70k. Is that not enough to raise a family. Plus age is not on my side he doesnt look like he will be ready in a year time again. Am already getting tired and people around me are getting married. No body can even talk to him. His mind is made up already.

The last fight we had he said i can go and divorce him if i cannot wait till he is ready. He is busy reading for professional exam instead of him to be thinking of how to produce seed. Professional exam that will last another 2 years. His family can't even talk to him. Am just frustrated already.

One of my Oga had ache due to corona sit at home. He went to do scan which is like 100k. The hospital start to bill him. I told to take Success herbal. One hand d back ache disappear. Nafdac need to integrate the locals with latest technology sos we don't lose those vital idea

helinues:


Yhen Yhen Yhen

Do you people make the drugs affordable to common masses?

There are some of the Agbo hawkers/sellers who know the right combo.

So you have been complaining about piles for quite some time, na because you never try Agbo Iya Asisat

Give them ammunition to defend themselves you are here asking them to be martyrs. When we say make una vote people with conscience una no dey hear.
That's youe governor asking you to be a martyrs for nothing sake.
Protect yourself. Dont die a fool

U too descendants of Agege Agaygay

uthlaw:
mind your business!

Queer people personal assistant sorry o.

Flamemignon1:
That's because the bolded is complete misinformation and it's completely obvious you know nothing about queer people and please y'all should stop associating gender mannerisms with sexuality. There are more masculine queer men than feminine ones, the feminine ones just know how to garner attention like women do

Cms wey supposed be like dis stinks. Wee-wee everywhere. Igbo smokers

beautyfunke:
Nigeria.....who do you like this...with all the mega city, lagos no dey among them

Pay her a visit ke. Are you now Olosho okunrin...lol

Bola146:
wahala invite her to visit you or what do you expect people to tell you orishirishi . Just don't come here explaining one mumu pregnancy mistake or you cheated, combine the two together and enjoy your life pele, you need to get more sense and more matured before you get married seriously

How? U be doing hand like opebe. Shaking like tolotolo and wearing pampers. Nothing is cool about Gay. It's not a life

uthlaw:
to be a gay is better than a SIMP and I can prove it for you!

Love is sweet when there is financial provisions... When money no be issues love is sweet...ask your grandma...

MaverickA3:
Marriage is a good thing when you are married to someone who genuinely loves you.

U no see dis trait before marrying her? U cannot do anything. That's how she is wired. I pity marriage

Rtk5:
My brother, you're right on point, the parent are even over struggling. Do you know anytime she packs and go to her parent's place if i don't go to beg them amd her to come back, she would forever remain there?

All na game...na only him remain for the forecasting gsme

SamuelLoch:
This "primate" wants people to keep shaming him and other prophets.
This his prophecy would affect people's faith, and bring shame upon the genuine one's who does know about spirituality.
It is better if he's silent than pushing the game of guessing and probability out.

President na one person, but prophet dey list almost 20 names. So if one emerge, e go say e talk am.

Oo wrong nau!

We are not united
. We are corrupt people. Imagine indian expatriate doing the job a fresher will do in a Telco.

Memphis357:
Nor be so Indians take spoil MTN call centre work as well? I fucking HATE 'em

Omo it's real ooo. I can count plenty

Shusher:
She is not lieing. Take that with all seriousness.
She's possessed with an unclean and evil spirit.
Your cup of tea if you believe, this is pure marine spirit
Stay away!!!

I've experienced this years back with two different cele ladies, they go into trance periodically to see visions and have divinations. All work of demons.

Only a deliverance in a genuine church can set her free if she wants. Most of them are married spiritually to these demons. They manifest in dreams and depending on their spiritual level also physically to them to have sex with them and give them power.
Some are very much aware of these encounters but won't tell you.
Be careful and run for your life.

OP she is a vessel ,the one that used to carry ships on high sea. U beta do leg over. Ur generations will just be dada.

mmyfarmsltd:
Ahhh cele babe.

Any one Cele clone no be human being again o. Continue bifbu don't like ur life. No be ordinary beyes Dem dey take go white garment.

proxillin:
Please please...this is very serious to me...I need serious minded and experienced people here.

I have been dating this babe for few months now.

She never indicated any sign of abstinent from sex. We do erotic chat now and then. She even told me how she had sex with her ex. Although she said she never wanted to, but her ex started giving her attitudes, infact he wanted to breakup, thats why she gave in and had se.x with him (disvirgined).

So fast forward last week, she agreed to come visit me at my town (yeah long distance relationship). So she told me she wouldnt want to have se.x with me when she comes. Ofcourse she is the definition of a decent woman i would love to marry, therefore, se.x is not an issue for me.

But out of curiousity, I asked why she does not want se.x with me. Its not because she is a virgin because she had se.x with her ex. She then told me its a spiritual issue.

She belongs in a white garment church (cele stuff). She enter spirit realm and see vision. Therefore, they told her not to have sex until she get married. When she mistakenly had sex with her sex, she fell sick for months, that it was cele people who came to do deliverance for her before she could walk again. They warned her she is holy spirit vesel, no man must have se.x with her until she get married.

In all our discussions, she said we can only romance, infact i can suck her bouubs, but i must not penetrate her. Then I told her my mind, thats the confusing part. If she was truely afflicted by holy spirit, how come holy spirit allows fingering and sucking of boooobs. She got angry and threathened to call it quit.

Because she has relationship with my mom, i confided in mom. Mama told me she is not seeing vision throught holy spirit, its cele-white garment work. That has nothing to do with holy spirit..thats cele witch craft work or marine girls things (omo omi).

I got confused the more.

Questions in my mind are:
1. I can confirm she see vision, but is it from holy spirit?
2. Am I sure the whole shiiiit will not happen to her when we get married and we have se.x
3. Whoever is using her in spiritual relm will not harm me for taking their vessel away from them.
4. Is she playing upon my intelligence?

A woman will always play games with men. Simps are the reason why women do men yaanga

larryking540:
men please stop embarrassing your selfs ,there is no tree that money falls from

I will say it and I will keep saying it , Nigeria men turned Nigeria women the way they behave today ,take it or leave it ,you create a thread that doubt if you can hold a female.

Let's hail Naija police. Numero de problem de nigeria.

Lastmankc:
Nigeria police is useless

All of them are into fast forwarding.

Kellibae:
Hmm what's wrong with all these yoruba alfas.. most of them are ritualistis ..that's why I fear them to the extent I don't buy meat from them when I go market, once I knew u are alfa I will just stylishly price ur meat nonsense and jakpa...
So go abuse me I will abuse them back

They do not wait for any fucking order to carry out their duties.

GoldenSpec:
Oh! That's true

No combine them o. Let the working hunters be left alone. No sabotage among them

GoldenSpec:
Make dem kuku recruit hunters into military na abi

Yea. Sweet melody

2dice01:
The producer also P-Prime killed it

1. Customer Care Job. Height of Olosho
2. Hair Dresser
3. Night Shift
4. Spa and Massage
5. Cleaner. Oga anytime servers.
6. Housemaid
7.

Ozumba came late but best sound for me in 2021. The dynamics of the song is superbquote author=2dice01 post=108816362]Reekado Banks - Ozumba
Fire Boy - Peru
Wande coal - Again
Kizz Daniel - (eh God) Barnabas
Ladipoe ft Buju - Feeling
Lojay - Monalisa
Kheengz ft Falz * M.I - Who be that Guy
Lil'kesh ft Zinoleesky - Dont call me
Chike ft Simi - Running to you


Sweet voice
Dope instrumentals

Am all yours[/quote]

Using before 2023 truly shows nothing will be done. Before means no hope

DubaiLandLord:
Wetin dem no fit do since 2015

You have been releasing this kin statement since 2015

A mere Political statement

Abegi

Una for continue under canopy... uote author=OLAADEGBU post=51992076]

Doubt your doubt and start believing. Even though we build church buildings we keep our sight on Jesus and seek those things which are above.[/quote]

U be star abi u wanna be a star. Don't force your personality on us

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!

Make me sef share my Christmas pics as am about to enter quilox with my niggas