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Celebrities / Re: D'banj "No Show" After Concert Party In London by Nezed(f): 2:34pm On Sep 09, 2009
Unpretty Gals!
Celebrities / Re: Promiscous Nollywood Actresses by Nezed(f): 2:07pm On Sep 09, 2009
OMG!

What is this?

'We' should help you rate them?

Do you/we know them personally? What makes them promiscous and why did you single out these four?

Please be advised accordingly!
Romance / Re: Classy Lady by Nezed(f): 6:13pm On Sep 08, 2009
1. Confident of herself (Not a wishy-washy).
2. Intelligent.
3. Independence.
4. Strength of Character-Not Lousy(Best definition of classy).
5. Respects herself and respects others!

More coming!
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Smokes Indian Hemp. by Nezed(f): 4:53pm On Sep 08, 2009
prinzx:

@poster source pls , i think y'all are in support of her image tarnishing campaign which is being carried out by the poster. SUCK MY privates YOU PUSSIES , coz she's still my favourite even if she is a smoker. cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Are you simply responding to the bove post or YOU ARE IN HEAT? embarassed embarassed

Get a grip on yaself Bruv!
Literature / Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by Nezed(f): 3:18pm On Sep 02, 2009
THE JANSON DIRECTIVE By Ludlum

The Brethren by John Grisham
Romance / Re: The Most Romantic Thing Your Partner Has Told You? by Nezed(f): 9:55am On Sep 01, 2009
He took my hands and staring into my eyes said:

Honey, no man born of a woman can ever love you as much as i do!
That was so sweet that I cried that night.
(Its 2yrs now, and we are still going strong).
Politics / Re: Incredible! Students Buy 6 Luxury Cars For Faculty Heads by Nezed(f): 9:42am On Aug 31, 2009
4tune1:

I don't know why we are not in support of dis. You see, if u have a large hearth why not. Personally 've done similar thing during my university days not for any favour but to appreciate them 4 d assistance rendered that help me to won a particular contract then. Infact I felt somehow seeing them on those rickety jalopy why I enjoyed cool ac in my flashy car. Pls let them get that reward while still alive.

OH Motherland, I weep for thee! We have lost our values and decided to ruin our only heritage-Education!

Dear motherland, we have big hearts to reward our lecturers and schools for the 'knowledge and assistance' they rendered to us and instead of channeling our unlimited resources to further the cause of nation building via provision of infrastructure for our citadels of learning and upgrading our libraries, we've decided that Toyota Camry is the way forward as we dont want our deans driving rickety jalopies without AC!

@4tune1, did i explain your post succintly?
The AC cars that are bought on which road will they be driven on? Those death traps?

If they had used that 4-5million to stock the school library with books or bought computers for their various departments so that students can have access to the global world, would that not have been more profitable even unto future generations?
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Admits "my Marriage Has Crashed" by Nezed(f): 8:59am On Aug 31, 2009
Am so sad. She really struggled to make her marriage work, because that rumour of a break up was over a year ago and she kept on saying her marriage was intact.
I guess she couldnt take it no more.

Please, who knows about Oge Okoye? Her marriage has been speculating impending crash (i feel bad saying this) has it been rectified?
Sports / Re: Do You Believe Juju Exists in Football? by Nezed(f): 3:52pm On Aug 28, 2009
Cristalz:

Una never see where dem dey bring fowl come stadium for match? Make una dey there. cheesy grin grin

Lol.
Dont really think so, but honestly, there is sumthing about Brazil that am not really comfortable with. Yeah, i know they learn to play from age 5 but who doesnt? Why cant other teams learn the skills ?

Their own don dey too much oh! When other national teams are billed to play the 'Seleção'  they get cold feet!
Family / Re: Is It Wrong To Have Such Feelings? by Nezed(f): 3:25pm On Aug 28, 2009
Gawd, Doc, what will i do in her shoes?

Ok, i will channel all my energy into finding out the cure for HIV or Breast Cancer instead of debating on committing INCEST! grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Local Or Not by Nezed(f): 12:31pm On Aug 28, 2009
Truthfully, she is Local but also locally beautiful
Emad:

once a local always a local

she is LOCAL
signed sealed deleivered !
!
LWKMD, Gawd, you are wicked! Lol.
Celebrities / Re: The World's Most Scariest Celebrity by Nezed(f): 12:16pm On Aug 28, 2009
OMG! She is soooooooo Cute! I like.

Please, who are her Doctors? I need them to make me-feline D cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Oprah Winfrey: Influential Or A Wannabe? by Nezed(f): 12:08pm On Aug 28, 2009
Ebube1960:

I hate that WOMAN. Especially the piece she did on NIGERIAN men sometime ago calling us SCAMMERS and HEART-BREAKERS. Why she do like that. and she get black yanch like US.

Who cares about your feelings towards her? And even though she said that which i doubt, is she the first person to have reservations about nigerians?

Someone recently said all Nigerian men are LIARS to my face, but does that make me hate her for saying that because she is an african like me (She is from Egypt)?
Oprah is NOT a wannabe! She has so muh going for her to stoop low to being one.
Celebrities / Re: Oprah Winfrey: Influential Or A Wannabe? by Nezed(f): 11:35am On Aug 27, 2009
Gawd, why do people reason like this?

Oprah, a wannabe? Is it an African mentality to want to put down our own or what? Why not ask if Larry King is influential or a wannabe?

Yeah, she may not have put Obama in the white house,categorically speaking but why do you think her endorsement was necessary and made big news? Why did Obama travel with her in some of his campaign tours? why was she on video beside him?

Why do you think other influential people and superstars grace her famous 'Oprah's couch'?
If Oprah should decide to come to Nigeria, are you saying it will not be in the news or that she will not be received in Aso rock?

How is she a wanna be?
She has fame, fortune, wealth, the ears of top shots, and is an inspiration to billions of people worldwide especially minorities and young girls.

She doesnt need to believe in any superior power to be Influential. am surprised it was even brought up!

Maybe poster, you have a diferent opinion of what being influential is which you may want to share with us but let me tell you that being influential includes the ability to rise above your limitations or circumstances, carve a niche for yourself in the top, inspire younger persons and command respet. All these Oprah has.

And while you at it, when Forbes lists someone as influential or wealthy, they cant be wrong.
Family / Re: Is It Wrong To Have Such Feelings? by Nezed(f): 8:38am On Aug 26, 2009
Pwaves:

its not a crime in all part of nigeria. in the north where i come from even 1st cousins can get married. its believd that(considering divorce rate) such mariages last longer cos of the family ties. though mariages like this are to the guys advantage. he offends the wife and she is told to apologise cos he is her elder brother. i dont encourage it.

The northern part of Nigeria never ceases to amaze me!
Is all good. Very soon, sons will begin to marry their father's wives and the women will apologise to their husbands-cum-son when offended!
Family / Re: Where And How To Meet Guys Ready 4 Marriage by Nezed(f): 11:00am On Aug 25, 2009
Hey Peeps, its okay if you both have been busy no problem. Its time to get your groove back on! RT, theolar is expecting your calls and Theolar, RT expects your reply to his previous mails.

Goodluck again as you both enter a new season! ('The return' Season 2, episode 1).

Cheers. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nezed(f): 5:52pm On Aug 24, 2009
You can never go wrong on Jose Mourinho, Swagger and Class!
Will post pix later.
Family / Re: My Wife Is A Straight Arrow. by Nezed(f): 10:48am On Aug 22, 2009
Please poster, lets get the record straight.

Obonbo:

Am married to a beautiful sexy woman.She works in a bank,we are both comfortable.but i never get any sex from her expect she is ovulating.i have tried everything,begged,cajoled threatened but she is always tired.[/b]initially i thot she was getting it outside but i [b]hired different bike men to follow her for a month but nothing was found.i need sex @ this time in my life.its fun.what do i do?she is suppose to be a nun.

1. if she is beautiful and sexy, that means she understands her sexuality as a woman.

2. If u get sex from her only when she is ovulating that implies she is not FRIGID and enjoys sex too but the other non-ovulating days, you do not arouse/stimulate her enuf to desire or want sex or she does not find fulfilment in the act and so does not bother engaging in it. ask her if you satisfy her, if she hurts during the activity(lol) etc.(truth be told, at times some women find their spouse/mate repulsive or feel frustrated after engaging in sexual ecounter, and so try to avoid any form of intimacy- why bother wen u will not be satisfied?).

2. if you both are married, i guess is only natural that kids should be expected and kids dont come except two tango. what is her take on having kids or are u guys not into children?
why are you threatening her? you want her to give you sex out of fear? talk with her, tell her how you feel about her attitude to sex and let her know she is pushing you outside.

3. U asked bike men to follow her 4 a month? Guy, how did u present your case to the bike man? you actually opened ur mouth and told a biker to assist in airing your dirty linen? shakes head at your reasoning.

4. U may want to check out her family history and her past to see if she was sexually abused as a kid, or if her father abused her mother, etc. this things have a way of affecting the child's psychology.

Also, is she the spiritual type? some spiritual women have this idea that sex is only for procreation and not to be enjoyed. u may wanna check out for stuffs like this, but is it not kinda late for all this investigation?
Did u court her at all? if u did, u probably should have discussed issues like this with her.

Finally, 'sampling' b4 marriage does not solve future marital problems. Dont be deceived.
Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Have Affairs? by Nezed(f): 3:18pm On Aug 21, 2009
I think the answer to that question is another question:

1. WHY DO SINGLE LADIES SLEEP WITH MARRIED MEN and

2. WHY DO MARRIED WOMEN SLEEP WITH MEN OTHER THAN THEIR HUSBANDS?

When we answer these questions, we shall not need ask why 'Married men have affairs' cos they shall be none.

So ladies,

Do the right thing, Leave 'em married men ALONE!
When they disturb you, refer 'em to their Wifey (afterll, u were around when they hooked up with the other).
Family / Re: Is It Wrong To Have Such Feelings? by Nezed(f): 3:03pm On Aug 21, 2009
Dr. Lorenz:

@Fhemmy i only wonder, it doesn't mean i agree with him grin grin. Afterall, Nezed sef confuse lmao!

Ah, Doc, dnt get it twisted. i said:
1. He CAN NOT have a relationship wt her as they both share the same maternal gran ma. (wonder wat they wld tell their kids: that dad's grand ma and mum's grand ma is the same person?).

2. I think its a taboo( in other words, a crime against tradition)

From my reasoning therefore, u cannot marry someone u share blood with and i think its a crime against tradition(rephrasing my word for clarity) meaning, am not too definite about the consequence by tradition.

But the singular fact they share the same maternal grand Ma, is enough ground for me to say:
IT IS NOT WRONG TO HAVE SUCH FEELINGS, BUT IT CANNOT BE ACTED UPON! QED.
Family / Re: Where And How To Meet Guys Ready 4 Marriage by Nezed(f): 2:42pm On Aug 21, 2009
Its alright RT, no need sending out those mails to anyone, it shld be kept private btween u two.

All the same, as i earlier said in previous posts, it was not compulsory that it must work out between the two of you.

Theo, we need your own side of the story! Report here ASAP!!
Family / Re: Is It Wrong To Have Such Feelings? by Nezed(f): 1:19pm On Aug 21, 2009
He can not have any relatioship with her because there is a blood relationship between him and the cousin: they share the same maternal GRANDMA!

I dont know where he is from, but if he is Nigerian, i think its almost like a taboo.
Family / Re: Where And How To Meet Guys Ready 4 Marriage by Nezed(f): 12:39pm On Aug 21, 2009
Theolar and Real truth, wassup? You guys are being too mute for comfort.

Come in and give us situation report.

Where are the rest of the thread-crew?
Family / Re: Where And How To Meet Guys Ready 4 Marriage by Nezed(f): 11:07am On Jul 29, 2009
Fhemmmy:

Give better update jare.
Is he a good kisser and all that kinda good detail,,,,,,,,,,,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Good luck guys, and once again, make sure we are invited to the wedding oh, else, i will send OPC and MENDs there to disturb oh

Fhemmy, i missed this part just saw it now. Lol.
Very soon u will be asking theo if RT has 'Great Abs'(am too shy to say other intimate questions)! mind urself ooo.
Family / Re: Where And How To Meet Guys Ready 4 Marriage by Nezed(f): 10:57am On Jul 29, 2009
Hiya dearies,
Wassup everbody? Hw familia?
Am doin kay and bet y'all are gud,

RT and THEO, special greetings to u two, ve so missed u guys but it wasnt deliberate, was working on my Thesis,
So wat do both of you mean by 'this is the part we are still gettin to know ourself'? since all this time?
Abeg o, one of u had better spill the bean!

Theo, RT said u aint forthcoming, wat is it hun? any problem?
Discuss watever is pinching with him, let him knw where he is not gettin it right or watever the problem is, okay?
Dont just clam up and give a cold shoulder (let go of watever 'unecessary' fear dat is holding u back and take a plunge),

RT, hope u are keeping ur game tight? just be real as ur name and true to yourself and theo,


BTW, were are d rest of the family? U guys should come on board, new gist, (we've discovered another potential relationship from this thread, lol).

Fhemmy wassup? can see u are onboard already,

Great mid-week y,all,
Celebrities / Re: Prophet Tb Joshua Predicted The Death Of Michael Jackson: by Nezed(f): 5:37pm On Jul 15, 2009
afam4eva:

That was last year and it was not michael jackson, i was Heath ledger. They even talked about it in their program.

Why is he predicting about peeps that are far away and of no 'direct consequences'?
Heath Ledger? Jeez.
What happened to 'Charity begins at home'? Please, he should channel his energy and 'divine powers' to predicting on Nigeria and when we will get it right!

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Romance / Re: Can U Date Ur Boss. by Nezed(f): 5:20pm On Jul 15, 2009
@izeek,
Lol. Guy, this stuffs do happen in our offices no doubt( its happening rite here in mine, as i type this) but am only pitching my tent on the 'after-effect'!
Romance / Re: Can U Date Ur Boss. by Nezed(f): 4:07pm On Jul 15, 2009
Its a NO-NO!
The implications are grave (including any dating in the place of work: office dating, subordinate dating, etc. ). BTW, why your boss? what happened to all the other 'non-bosses' out there?
Romance / Re: What Do You Do When Your Boyfriend Is Broke And Asks You For Money by Nezed(f): 4:00pm On Jul 15, 2009
I don't think the poster is a kid who doesn't know the implications of taking student loans and all there is to it. All she is saying is that she wants a man that would give her some good times, spoil her silly, dazzle her wt gifts et al.
Gal, that is not too much to ask! You are a woman and should be treated as such with all the shoppings, muvies, dates, gifts, etc.

If he's asking you for money is just once in a while stuff, bear with him and assist if possible(if he's truely a gud guy as u said), but if he is ALWAYS broke and asking you for money, a week after he spends whatever pittance on you, and you dont feel right about it,Do the right thing Gal! Kick his arse out!

Dont be fooled gurl, read the writings on the wall. Been a good guy is not all there is to a relationshipTHE BENJAMINES ARE SO IMPORTANT!

Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Nezed(f): 3:13pm On Jul 15, 2009
He walks funny and he wears noisy shoes!
Family / Re: Where And How To Meet Guys Ready 4 Marriage by Nezed(f): 9:05am On Jul 14, 2009
Hi peeps, Wassup y'all?

Tee-Gal, nah, dnt mind u sendin ur email addy via ds means or is dere a better way 4 confidentiality?

@Chykeo,
ke kwaanu? i just seem to presume u are from the eastern part of Naija. U honestly wanna link up wt someone? Id readily be of service but u nid to knw:
1. That Theo and RT was a collective effort of we all.
2. Theo and RT have not convinced us or 'me' so i wanna mk sure its possible and can be real to meet via dis forum and make it to the altar. Am nt of the opinion that my Gurl Theolar and RT MUST tie the knot, but if am convinced that genuine friendships and relationships can develope on this forum, i would gladly assist anyone.

Am naturally gifted, Honestly---how do i know? Ask all my brothers nd male cousins. grin grin grin.
Great week y'all. Huggs.

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