Just when i'm settling in to the 'new' nairaland, here's another startling surprise.

What's the idea in plastering the site with the entire colour spectrum?
I do appreciate the progressive efforts of the guys in charge, but hasn't this particular 'improvement' been rather overdone?

Quite honestly, it doesn't look very attractive to me. The lurid colours give it a rather gaudy and tasteless appearance.

NLers, what do you think?

sexyverah: whateva if dey like let them kill themselves... does it luk lik we care?

'We' here would be?

obinon:
Are you in unijos?

What do you think?

Visits to political heavyweights by law students ain't anything new, and whether or not the sum disbursed was meant as a bribe is a matter of interpretation. What i find really revolting is the fact that a dispute among law students of that cadre should be bared in a newspaper, and it had to be one about money!

It has been suggested that the story was embellished by the newspaper to slight tinubu or his son, but i wonder what basis they would have had for the subtle defamation if the students hadn't raked up such a racket over the seemingly gratuitous donation.


Two years ago a sitting governor visited our faculty where he was purportedly running a masters program. Law students who were indigenes of his state and happened to be informed about the covert visit besieged him. He coughed up a few hundred thousand, cash.

I witnessed the scramble that followed and i had to turn away in revulsion at the conduct of people who were supposed to be models of discipline. I was only in hundred level, but i was genuinely ashamed.

I think the legal profession needs some serious cleansing, as a matter of fact.

I hope he bounces back. Petrov, such a good player. The times have been rather tragic in the world of football.

Mum - Simply ''Good morning/afternoon/evening''

Dad - ''Good bla bla bla DAD''

Friends - ''What's up?/How far?/Or anything silly that comes to mind.


An unfamiliar caller gets a roguish ''who be RAT?'', or the musical ''helloW'', depending on the mood.

I'm a married bachelor and I'm
sometimes bored. So I need some1 to
interact with online

I agree that it's wrong to just go spanking her for having such thoughts, but i also admit that crucifixtion is the first thing that comes to mind when one is confronted with a case like this.

The legal adviser Barr. Victor Kwon is a lecturer in the law faculty, university of jos. He is about the smartest guy i ever listened to and definitely my favourite lecturer. I'm exceedingly glad to see that his social (and probably financial) status has received a boost, but i'm also worried about the platform through which the elevation came about; the PDP isn't exactly popular for it's impeccable moral values.

I sincerely hope he's clever enough to swim through the river of shit and come out clean on the other side.

It's gotta be bread and toothpaste.

I regret to inform you that your cousin has met with a fate fearful and foul, and will certainly struggle with the situation for the rest of her life unless you find the wisdom to do the one thing that can bring her help: move this topic to the romance section.

I noticed the difficulty in conducting transactions via atm too, although i doubt that it's a deliberate endeavour by the guys at Access bank to punish us Intercontinental customers for lacking foresight from the beginning.

I also doubt that this topic is in the right section.

Am i just being an overzealous rookie or is there actually a delicious case in tort for the poor missus and her psychologically scarred toddler?

Doesn't anyone actually read replies anymore?

House members, i can see we have a great forum here. Like many have said . I was just testing the pulse of the house. That was an xmas gift from me as a first timer. It was just a story and not a reality. I am not married but still a student. Thanks for the contribution. More story to come.

There's a 'resident' mai shayi in the hostel where i stay and it's fair to assume that at some point in their lives everyone in that hostel has had dealings with him. Although his sanitary standards are comparatively decent i haven't and don't intend to ever have the tea he makes, but his omelets are simply irresistible. He makes the omelets so well you'd be tempted to have one framed and hung on the wall for your visitors to admire. Thankfully, the enticing aroma effectively dispels such thoughts. The eggs are usually made into sandwiches, a snack the students have given the bizarre name of 'Risky Burger'.

His name is Magaji, and in what is probably acknowledgment of his relevance, he's fondly called Dr. Magaji. Or just plain Doctor. Who said students don't have a sense of humour?

There's something about festive periods that excites these lunatics. News of the blasts reached the hostel a few minutes after they occured and students began to get fidgety. Once there was a minor stir in the hostel-based viewing center while the classico was on and man! everyone made for the door in a confused rush, it turned out to be a false alarm . The hostels are emptying fast, no one wants to be trapped in jos in these volatile times. It is rumoured that the Jos North local government elections are set to be conducted on saturday the 17th, the same event triggered the 2008 crisis, so quite understandably those who aren't resident in jos are looking to head out as soon as possible. Me sef d cut out tomorrow.

There's a certain lecturer in my school(a prof) who is notorious for his nocturnal carousing forays. During our introductory class he told us without batting an eyelid that if anyone of us should come across him in a club, they should think nothing of it and keep having their fun. The warning was probably to prevent the repitition of a certain occurence a couple of sessions ago where a couple of his students ran into the old lecher at a certain party and bolted, something which he claimed greatly embarrassed him. He playfully justifies his actions by saying he wants to keep himself acquainted with the ways of the world so he'd be sufficiently equipped to condemn same acts if he becomes a pastor someday. Personally, I think he's a shameless old lecher, but i, along everyone else, also think he's got a lot of swag . At least he's straightforward about the whole thing. They are countless married men who indulge in acts a lot more sickening than 'just' clubbing.

siddon there and use a lifetime learning how to make maggie dissolve in soup and stew.
no gal should respond to this thread.

Haba! if our hand break for just maggi sake you go marry leperous people ne?  

One time I wanted to fry eggs with Maggi star, I had to wrap it in a piece of cloth, place it underneath my car tyres and drove over it to crush the darn thing!

I

prefer knorr cubes. They break into fine powder in your hands

Same thing i use, limestone enter the thing by mistake ne?