Coogar:[/b]You shït upon honorable agreements
and press for fresh demands. tell me thracian, how will you pay for her release if found? hmm? her transport? do you shoot magic coins out of your aśs? if so, squat and produce.

[b]Doctore: Never lose focus, not even if Jupiter himself were to rip open the heavens and dangle his ... from the skies!

That man has got his fingers in all the proper asshóles. He wiggles them and they shìt coin.

Thank your stars the Policeman was not a Calabar man... Na your dog for dey find escape route from the motor that day...

The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

koredeogunkoya: Ur price has been accepted. Pls make contact on 08084537005 and let's close this transaction. Tx

coogar:

fire her for what?
let things play out - don't tell your wife yet. the next time she comes into your room to sweep, stay there and pretend you are doing something else. you need to be sure what she's up to before sending her back into the black sea of unemployment. i am 96% sure it's your grotesque imagination playing tricks on you - housemaid of 20 giving you coy looks? get out of here, you philandering coyote!

Babies are the most tyrannical, selfish, and downright awful creatures in the world. Does that shock you? It shouldn’t. They know nothing but their own selfishness until they are taught otherwise.
Toddlers are even worse. If they
are not taught to share toys they will scream and beat each other with the toys. We are not charged for our fathers’ sins, but we do carry enough of our own.

ifemiide: She is just trying to be herself, at least she is not pretending before marrige like other girls do nowadays. So if she is now breAking bottle on the husband head after marriage nobody will blamE her. But this is original ajepako.

Jakumo: How can one go about buying the cockpit section of a small corporate jet, from these Nigerian aircraft graveyards ?
I want to ship it to SoCal so I can use it as a flight simulator in my back yard. Hook me up y'all.

dayokanu: "One of the most corrupt places on earth. I have friends who work in the oilfield and went there on jobs. They said they would rather slide down a razorblade into a pool of alcohol than go back there!!!"

segunn20: 1)My gut feelings and my faith tell me that until God shuts a door, no human can shut it.

2)Corruption, the greatest single bane of our society today.

3)I am a black man inside and outside and you are white men on the outside, but inside, you are Africans like me.

4)I want to take this opportunity to acknowledge that our foreign friends are welcome to join in our endeavor to develop the resources of our country.

5)Nigeria has no business with poverty. With our human and material resources, we shall strive to eradicate poverty from our
country.

6)Pope John Paul II not only visited Nigeria twice but stood by the country in its fight against dictatorship and injustice.

7)What the oil producer gets paid is about 16 percent. The majority of it is tax, which in fairness to the government of this country they have accepted and admitted.

I will not say the fact that there are no European Union observers at an election means that it will not be fair and free.

9)Let me make a solemn pledge before all of you, before the whole world and before God, that I will devote all my energy and all I possess in my power to serve the people of Nigeria and humanity.

10)My joy knows no bounds... I will devote all my energy and all the powers available to me to the service of Nigeria and humanity.

11)Unfortunately, the true force which propels our endless political disputes, our constant struggles for political advantage, is often not our burning concern for democracy, it is often of our dedication to the principle of the rule of law.

12)We will as soon as possible reexamine our laws and policies and eliminate all obstacles to genuine investment.

13)We will work to bring an element of stability to the price of oil.

Moderatorr:
1. After recovering from a fatal 3
day coma 'i dey kampe'
2. When asked if Buhari would beat
Jonathan in the election
'he he he i just dey laugh'
3. The Nigerian house of assembly is filled with criminals.
4. On hearing that ibb said he
squandered Nigeria's resources and
that ibb was celebrating his 70
birthday 'he he heee! IBB is a fool at 70!'

Richfella: My brother, the best way to fight fire is with fire. Abraham Lincoln told his son's teacher to "teach him to be gentle with gentle people, and tough with tough people".

If someone gives you bullshít, immediately return the bullshít 2X. Once people know you have the potential and capacity to return their nonsense - they sit up.

Once you're timid, supplicating and ball-less, certain kinds of people smell blood and go for the kill.

Don't pretend to have a mistress, get a mistress. Stop helping her with stuff. Live in the house but do not be in the house.

IMPORTANT: You are not doing any of these to get a reaction from her. You are not doing this for her to change. NO! you're just coming at it from the position of one 'door closes...another door opens'.

You have a díck, which by it's very nature must be pocked into some dark places. Now, whether it's with her or with another party is entirely up to her.
NEVER beg for séx.

The pirate vessels then
attacked the fort. When the
governor had exhausted all his
ammunition, he tried to escape in a boat. He was captured and brought before Roberts, who swore at him for his impudence in resisting him. The governor swore back with such a rich vocabulary that the pirates
laughed and told their captain that he had been out-sworn. The
governor's life was spared, and he was left in possession of his
damaged fort.