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Analytical: You know what, I prefer the sideways because it makes so many things within easy reach and the hands can stray to some other places unplanned You haven't seen anything yet! Life is a choice. Choose to enjoy yours whatever comes. I chose to look at the bright side of things always. I tell you, life can be very interesting.

Analytical: The first 3 months when there is no bump, she can lie face down. When the tummy protrudes, you do it either while she sits on a stool (heads on a table) or while she lies down slightly sideways, her back to you!

yuzedo: This is why i want to do Corporate Communications!
Lesson One in Ambivalence: Did you or did you not sleep with that lady?
Bill Clinton: I did NOT have sexuaI relations with that woman!
CBN Corporate Communications Director: While we can categorically defer to the validity of emotions that will generate such a pertinent line of questioning as regards the portentous situation heralded by this landmark albeit unfortunate incident. However, might i remind my esteemed accusers that a sui generis personality as myself cannot be expected to toe the line of an eunuch even though the life of a randy playboy incapable of self-control vis-a-vis the situation at hand is going too far and thus i aver to my sanity and complete self-restraint at all times! Therefore, thank you and God bless America!
"Corporate" communicators and PR "specialists". . Smh!

Richvkunt: Victor Ikpeba was a great footballer but he certainly is a below average football analyst.
Apart from his poor English and poor pronunciation of words,he fails to be professional in his analysis of football matches.
It is so easy to notice that he is completely biased towards anything concerning Manchester United and totally obsessed with them.
On the other hand his co analyst Segun Agbede is so pro united that the two of them succeed in turning the sports chat segment into a battle between two football fans just lucky to speak into a microphone.
Next season Supersports need to up their game and get professionals to run that segment of the programme,or better leave us to watch the original analysis from the EPL studios abroad.
Right now Victor and Segun are an insult to all premium subscription holders on DSTV.
Whenever they come on I just turn down the volume of my TV set.

italo: Drinking alcohol is not as sin; getting drunk is.
As eating is not a sin but gluttony is.

Smoking is not necessarily a sin but its a bad habit.
As staying too close to the TV is not necessarily a sin but a bad habit.

WillyWest: Chai Agnes, the grammatical prowess to which the above write up was penned borders on the Obahiagbonish.

GboyegaD: It did and it is still making. Do you have the full lyrics of the song?

GboyegaD: Yea, I was invited once in 1998 July or thereabout. They were welcoming new sets of students that just left high school then. I went and got there late and all I enjoyed was the anthem "Here and now in our time". The wordings made sense to me and each time I think about it I love the song.

GboyegaD: Like the FECA anthem, although I am not so sure how they sing it cos I only heard it once but one part I like is "We shall keep the feeble knees that stoops to fall". When we all live with the conciousness of "Life being Vanity", we would learn to show love even when we seem hurt.

tiptap: Hmmm,
Anger, pride, lack of communication can make even the sweetest couple drift apart.
It's so sad seeing couples who used to head over heel with each other succumb to pressure and begin to find find solace in other people/things.

Let me start by saying that, your wife really cares about you , that was why she insisted you take care of yourself before paying the rent,she din't think about the embarrassment it might cause u..all she wanted was my hubby should get well. You paid the rent which I feel caused her to boil. "why are you not listening to me?" I can imagine her think. She had to make you mad by fixing the kitchen cabinet and all that...to hurt u in return.

Since you were not taking time to express your hurts and feelings, every thing both of you do will be irritating .In her right senses, the woman you married and took to the altar will not leave ur house for ur friend's house...only anger and pride will cloud anyone's reasoning.

Please be careful of what decision you'll make. Talking to your wife will do more than a great deal. Sometimes spouses need time off to spend with each other...away from the kids,away from work,away from noises and believe me I think you need that retreat with ur wife for both of you to fall in love with each other again.

Every marriage has its turbulent time, this is yours,don't drown in it, sail over it

The choice is yours

harakiri: @Brixtonyute



Err. . .Common sense and "critical thinking abilities" in what sense specifically?




There are pseudo-intellectuals and morons in EVERY FORUM not just here so what's new? Everybody learns from one source or the other be it classrooms,news media, newspapers,journals or animal planet. Doesn't matter so long as information is transferred.



Errr. . .How do YOU analyse "everything" other than what you've read, been taught or experienced? Hmmm? What's this "western controlled news media" thing you're bringing up? You're typing in ENGLISH aren't you? Isn't that derived from the western world?




Actually, you barking up the wrong tree. It's NOT a Nigerian thing rather it's A BLACK THING! As much as i hate to say this, the black man has a lot of evolving to do. World wide, we are a global embarrassment (the few black folks that make history are nothing compared to the billions remaining). For instance. . .black folks still remain minorities in the US but check out their prisons. . .who has the largest population? BLACKS! ! ! And it's usually for bottom ladder crimes such as armed robbery,drug trafficking,rape,murder and other violent crimes. Go to Asian jails and check out the population of blacks there. It's appalling. How about down here in Africa? Can you name ONE country blessed in mineral resources that isn't either going through serious civil strife or riddled with corruption? Is it Sudan,Nigeria or Liberia? Which?

With all the billions of dollars (probably trillions due to poor accountability) Nigeria makes yearly, we still can't afford good roads, decent infrastructure,24/7 electricity,security of human lives and property,affordable housing,social security,health insurance and so on. In this day and age, we are still talking about manual bore-holes. Some stupid governor will put 5 manual bore holes in a rural community,claim to have spent N700million on the project and there'll be a media frenzy over his "achievements". It's simply ridiculous and pathetic.

I can go on and on but. . .

Abeg, leave mata. Black man mata no get part 2.

kwaghe: @Tosin - an average Hausa man has no integrity issues, his main weakness is his religious bigotry.

dabrake: roman numerals! IV = 4. I = 1. IX = 9. Therefore iv_i_ix = 419.

dagboss: @fnk

If you go to a market and take a mirror and bend down and look at the lets of the people walking around in the market, you will notice that some of them are ghost, their legs doesn't touch the ground. But if they discover you, they will try to hit the mirror off your hand and if they do and the mirror touch ground, you will die. I thought of trying it out at Oshodi market, but fear no allow me.

Logic Mind: becos it aint illegal man. chill for bus company.
the real question is where was the police?
where is the state?

imagine if this country was divided and you hear news like "biafran school girls travelling to lagos ra.ped in odua". Some presidents will have a lot to answer for.
we must strive towards self determination.

sylve11: i think!