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Peterwizzy:
thanks man! i already plan on getting the D5200,can you recommend a store or anywhere i can get these cameras?

Of course you can get at Lagos Island. Go to a store called Hytech at Obalende. The name of the street is Aroloya. What they sell there is only cameras and camera accessories.

lefulefu:
thats naija girls for u
any guy wey do a little favour for them is tagged mugu or maga

No mind Dem jare. I even kinda wonder what is the 'maga' in what the guy has done. You both initiated a conversation and his ego was up to his usual excitement and then told you to leave your fare. Well lets think two ways, I personally wouldn't have done that unless when I feel like. That girl is not wise at all at such a thought.

tpiadotcom:
Strange!

Modern marriages have both the husband and wife either wishing for death or divorce as their only alternatives, why marry if you hate your fellow human?

Nor be by force nah.

You already stated it my brother. Old and new
The olden days marriage will last longer than the new based on the fact that love use to be very much involve then in very relationship. And as a matter of fact, it is often at its peak.

But reversal is the case of this present generation where conditions are attached to you getting married to your dream person. It always reversal based on some obnoxious principle we've attached with 'being with the right person'

There is this principle I've got. If am yet to pay my major bills, I don't go for any ASO-ebi. On a normal day, there is nothing bad in having it but I just can't explain when I have some expenses to cover. Abeg, ASO-ebi park well jare.

10 categories of folks you need watch out for on Nairaland

One of the best forum to interact and get some mind blowing gist alongside the latest news in Nigeria and across the globe is Nairaland. I was surprised to read what a friend (don't stress yourself to think I'll be mentioning the name of the friend in question) wrote on his facebook page. It read in quote, "my day has always been fantastic with prayers, love from my family and a cool visit to Naija's most buzzling forum Nairaland". Well I'm not surprise since I am also guilty of this. But come to think of this, there are some folks you will see every now and then on various thread, pages of nairaland. Find their categories below.

#10 The emoticon/funny picture artiste on Nairalanders
why not go take up some artistic artisanship on the mainland (beside the turning to airport when you're coming from Ikeja) or probably take up your drawing book. (don't forget those days our parent chase us to leave the T.V and go get our drawing book) I just can't imagine why they often such attitude when vital issues are on board and the author of an article wants (in most cases) their respected opinion. As if that wasn't enough, some may even go as far as bringing up a funny picture that scorns the article (and I'll be like, where did this dude get this picture from). Well one word to folks ni this category, go find wife and stop messing around our pretty looking threads

#9 The Nairaland Land owners
If you say you never come across these folks, then I must confess to you that you've never really been to Nairaland.com at all.
I don't know if Seun has started apportioning landed property to some folks Here, or what do you think could warrant someone saying he had booked a space when he ought to comment.
Hello folks, one word to folks in this category.

#8 the antagonistic guys or ladies
the ladies are also trooping in seriously into this category. I wonder why they've forgotten so soon their place, I mean their noble art of putting together the kitchen wares, getting the kids ready for school and of course joining in their usual feminine gossip.
This days on Nairaland you see ladies also venting their antagonistic spleen on an innocent (Idibia) originator of a thread. My question to you folks. Were you commissioned'from above to be a bozz in every of your film. You better fear God, if you try it with me. Well I reserve my comment.

#7 The Beefers
M.I already sang them a song (don't ask me what the song is). I wonder why these folks are never happy about something good. I saw one yesterday while I was enjoying a lovely view of a couple prewedding shot, and this guy was like; 'is it me or hasn't d guy got a bigger ass dan d gal'. Must you be on the beef side at all times? Abi you no wan marry ni?

#6 Some Unbelievable wise ones
guys on this forum can finish you If you talk some shit they (your readers) are not pleased with. This guys can really be saucy that they will never say anything sensible on a normal day.
But on this same forum the same guys to whom you'll never expect some words of wisdom from simply because of their daily foolish talk can just ignite suddenly some witty remark and you be like. 'Ahaah, who dash am'.

#5 The punctuation mark commentators
let the sleeping thread lie and stop those useless punctuation of yours. It is not compulsory you comment when you know it is only fullstop, comma, question marks you will be adding to our innocent thread. Let this be the last time you do that, unless...............

#4 Copy and paste folks
bros I salute your courage oh, madam you too much. It will be very hilarious to note that some dude will come to Nairaland with great effontery and paste news article they've copied from some media house's website and at the end of it all, in order to get all the glory a (fake) journalist deserve, they will now fail to credit the original source, which automatically translate that they are the original source of the information. If you're still doing this you better stop it, because some of us here are regular visitors of virtually all of these media house's websites. God punish the devil. Don't forget the church song, 'all glory must be to the Lord' and not to you.

#3 The Mums
If you've never come across the mums before then you're not fit to be here. I wouldn't tell you who they are but from these few words you will understand who I'm referring to.
"Umh like lalastica, (I never mean him oh, na just example) said you can't continue like these and expect your spouse will show her love to you. Why will you be bossy over her at all times, she's the one that will wash your cloth, do the home keeping cook your food (bath you, Did I ever say that). Umh single mother in Israel. You're welcome.

#2 The Tribalistic Orubebe
I wouldn't talk about this at all. Just imagine the recently concluded presidential election, try rendering the name Orubebe and then connect his reaction to happenings on Nairaland. Then you know what I'm talking about


#1 You
Think of all you've done on this forum and suggest who the last person could be.





#NIFTYRULES

Umh, highly interesting from our president elect. This is the good spirit of a compatriot and most especially the number one citizen.

Activity77:
Good citizens of nigeria even the pastors acknowledging the good deeds of our amiable president....we wish jonathan 2019

Only d APC's and their e-warriors wunt c the good wrks

Jonathan carry go because we nigerians are solidly bhind u.

TeamPDP

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You're right bro, so many folks has seen anything good about the Goodluck administration. Infact after I make this comment those Ewarriors will come hunting.

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joseph1832:
Feelings of your love cloud our thoughts
Feelings of your love and pride
High and nigh
Just like Sade gives the sweetest taboo
So your love give feelings of sweetest voodoo Which mesmerize like juju and completely turns us into mumus


At night we cry like crying freeman
In the morning we laugh like Vincent Price in thriller
Cause your love thrills us like Michael Jackson's thriller


We fall in love like Alicia Keys keeps falling in love
We go down like Mary J. Blige goes down when your love is upside down


As Bjork said all is full of love, so your presence is full of all that is love
For your presence is the essence of our existence
As Blackstreet sang No Diggity so your love will never give us Jibbity


Your love will never hide in the closet like Michael Jackson's in the closet
Your love will never run away like Hoobastank running away
Your love will never go numb like Linkin Park's Numb
Your love will never break like Seether's Broken
Your love will never rest in pieces like Saliva's Rest In Pieces


With the ferocity of a wildfire, so your love consumes us like the veracity of Perseus love for Andromeda
The wrath of John Legend's All Of You clash into us like Louis Letterier's Clash Of The Titans
Your love will soar high and roar afar and it will echo in the mind of the people who has always been true to you


For your love is all we seek
Queen Jennimma.
Take a bow.

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lawrenceunaa:
op u try but how u go expect first class degree holder to join pass holders in moi moi business l l


education doesn't only broaden our knowledge but brings us to opportunities

white collar jobs inclusive

Yeah you're right nairalander, but the fact is that, what will be the best option when a first class degree holder no get job.

The only problem I see in this generation of youth is our inability to wait, just a little patience we don't have. Even on our pc we look for shortcuts, likewise on the road and even while eating our Agege bread. Or let me ask, how many of you guys carefully loose the nyloleum before breaking the bread from the top?

lawrenceunaa:
op u try but how u go expect first class degree holder to join pass holders in moi moi business l l


education doesn't only broaden our knowledge but brings us to opportunities

white collar jobs inclusive

Yeah you're right nairalander, but the fact is that, what will be the best option when a first class degree holder no get job.

The only problem I see in this generation of youth is our inability to wait, just a little patience we don't have. Even on our pc we look for shortcuts, likewise on the road and even while eating our Agege bread. Or let me ask, how many of you guys loose the nyloleum before breaking the bread from the top?

mctolspell:
I had to give it a little break as it was almost going off the reason why we started this, the main reason is to point and paint the plight of a typical International student in a country like Cyprus, nothing more. Not to glorify or bring my self down and never to make people pity me or something. I felt if I could get an opportunity like this before coming here, I would have come better prepared. All fingers are not equal, some peeps will need this and some will not. Let's still not forget it is an account of an Imperfect person on his sojourn in Cyprus.
Where did I stop? The Mid term exam is here again, and it is getting cold, time to hit the Library like there is no tomorrow, the courses are not as difficult as the previous semester, I have some electives which is certainly an 'A' for me provided I take it serious, study hard and hope for a better result. Frankly, my electives serves as shock absorber for me, unfortunately there are not many of them through out your period of studying Civil Engineering here, all other courses are almost pure Mathematics with Integration and Interation always coming up with their ugly head. The mid term exam came and gone, we are waiting for the result, it takes maximum of 10 days, some even come out with the result the same day or next, Yea, those bald headed professors can be so mean, they want to disrupt you for the rest of your exam.
While some are expecting their result, anticipating and hoping, I was already thinking and counting down the days for the final exam, I got bothered a lot more about paying my fees so as to avoid unnecessary running around and maybe not writing the exam, I'm somewhat a pessimist so that must have increase my worrying spirit but seriously you don't want to miss the finals as a result of non payment of fees, the depression may make you lose more than a semester, yea, that is how bad it can get. As soon as you freeze (defer) a semester, you may just keep freezing till only God knows, the schools charge some money for freezing, you decided to defer because of lack of fund and the school still charges you about 30% of your semester fee... Wow! This people are elitist.. Lol (wrong perception though)
Anyways, the result started coming out, moods start changing, Professors started having several angry knock on their door to ask for scripts, asking with tough hard English why you lost some point. Well, some of us that have very bad scores in some of the important course, will not go knocking on the door, we knew what we wrote and we already expected what we get. It is no miracle, the way you lie, you will sleep.
This crazy people won't give you Area of concentration, we hear stories of how it goes in other faculties, but Engineering mba, How do you expect me to know all the formulas inside this huge book. Oh well! You have to else you will not be an Engineer. My anticipation for result is usually low, unlike others, not just because of the results and to avoid change of mood, I have other things occupying my mind which is finance of course, you don't want to hear people tell you the date, especially when a new month is approaching, My rent plan is on monthly basis, utility bills ain't coming cheap, this landlord comes out smoking every month end, asking you for money every now and then. You have lot's of things to bother on. . I know you will be thinking, if your parent can't sponsor you, then why did you decide to come here, you shouldn't have bite more than you can chew.
Yea you are right, but do you know I started working at the age of 16? I was designed (not trained because my parent never supported that), to try to be a little dependent, yea there must be a cause and that is my dad, he explains, lecture, give you story as well as the full story of all your atrocities since you were born before he gives you a dime, he is willing to give you but he won't till he gives you all of those story, not exaggerating! I never loved those moment and that must have made me think being independent, I sure do depend on him on bigger issues and circumstances like Tuition and the likes, right here in Cyprus, I know how much this my (education project) is causing them, I really want to help them out a little, and that makes me bothered and worried always. It sure affected me in class too. I was in an exam hall one day and I was lost thinking about how to make ends meet. He sometimes end up paying most times though. Don't pity me, those struggles makes me a better person and head above all of my mates around me. I love it and I'm proud of it! I struggle to fend a little for myself and every penny makes me more proud of who I'm becoming, it is a work in progress. Results started coming in, my close associates are from other Nationalities, Turkish and other nationalities, they will not ask you what you result is or trying to get in competition with you, that helps me a little bit but still has it's adverse effect. I later checked, some were good, few on the average and one far below average, I never attended the class, it clashes with one of my more important lecture that takes 5 full hours. What can I do? The crazy supervisor won't remove it, he kept threatening me with Graduation problems, Don't forget it is Midterm but it is as important as the finals, most times a failure in midterm exam can result to failure in finals, exclusive to my department as I don't know exactly how it pans out in other faculties.
It is getting colder, jackets are needed, boots are summoned, you begin to sleep more, you fall asleep immediately you get back from class. sleeping becomes competition, studying at home becomes a taboo, you barely expose your feet for an hour. Wow! People are shivering, ambulance flying over once in a while, new students and some old collapsing, and we are not even in Russia. oh well, it doesn't snow here but it can be very cold! I mean VERY COLD. December is coming, Christmas is here, Semester Finals is closing in, Money becoming huge problem, School sending notice and threat notes of how debtors won't write finals. You keep giving a deep sigh at intervals suddenly! Plight of a an international student.

One will think you're an art student regarding the way you write. Nevertheless, @OP i've also been following you ever
since you reopened this thread. I just hope
you let us work together so that we can
make this diary of yours a manuscript, fine
tune it and publish it to the world. Or what do
you feel.

@OP Mehn This is superstory. @OP Mehn This is superstory. @OP Mehn This is superstory.

cnnamoko: Being in a long queue, hoping to use an ATM service can be very frustrating at times. Thanks to these characters who make it annoying.

1. The guy that counts money before leaving the ATM for others. As if if the money short, ATM go complete am for am?

2. The dude that knows he does not have a kobo in his account, but hopes for a miracle. After wasting everyone's' time,' insufficient balance' will chase him away!

3. The guy that multiplies the cue just to check his balance. You will be left wondering whether he does not receive alerts.

4. The guy that acts as if the world will end today. He goes to the Atm and you think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. At a point people will start begging him to remain some cash in the ATM.

5. The dude that quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine is prompting him that his pin is incorrect or card has expired. U will still him complaining or screaming at the ATM. 'Jeez! I used this card just this morning! Which kyn bank be this?

6. that man/woman that just goes there an stand for almost 20minutes... When you go closer you discover the machine asked 'do you wish to proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo just did not press anything.

7. The instructor. Leaves the cue to go and instruct another only to be the next person. Too annoying.

Source: Our Daily Experience

Thank God am guilty of non. You're right bro, make I share for my facebook jare. No time

austinoeze: u sound so reckless, irresponsible n foolish. i read Agric Econs n Extension n by God's grace d course has taken me to as far as egypt n China. am still very young bt d course has exposed me to d world. Now tell me wat regular course u read.

The guy need to relax his brain cos its doing some over heating. Doesn't he know that anything agric related is career guaranteed and as a matter of fact, that's what our nation is now trying to invest more on. I need to know the school this guy attended and also ask him how many times he had change from one course to another.

May God heal your understanding.