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John Stones is an imbecide

Imbecide!!!

This Cahill is still very useless sha...

Chai Hazard!!!

I hope he can run it off

MesSuaNey:
Who compiled this list?

Davidbanky:
Yess boss!

You mean can't even spell 'Yes' ?

God punish that bloody iPhone

MesSuaNey:
Cristina isn't even the greatest player ever in Real Madrid,just remembered Alfredo Di Stefano.

The fact that Di Stefano could only make this squad as a midfielder says a lot....

Diggz thanks for the heads up.

Ibime and A40

I don't think this match up has happened before.

Afrodoc2 are you available to co-host?

Raumdeuter let's start with you sir. Tell us, how do you feel about this fight? What are your expectations?

Pataki Airmark and DavidBanky please no sneak dissing from the side lines. This is not a royal rumble. Please be advised in advance

Neimar:
cry baby....

Cry?

Cry?!

I am here to proclaim the gospel of Ororo. I'm fully aware that this thread is a dangerous place for prophets of the one true great footballer, but I will continue to spread the seed in the stony ground of your minds.

You can see that bykebyke is the devil that must be cast out from here with his lies and falsehoods anout CR7.

TRendlona and ddippset are closet Ororo fans. I'm gonna bring them over the line and into the light.

Barkitis is a terrible disease

Despite the fact that Ororo has been seen to be in tax compliance in both Spain and the UK, Barka fans are still peddling falsehoods

Having a presence in Tax Havens is not by default illegal. Afterall, Amazon and Facebook both channel some of their financial traffic through Ireland. Despite making billions of dollars in profit, they paid less tax than I probably did last year. Hell, even David Cameron(via his dad) was routing some of his finances through Barbados...as revealed in Panama Papers.

Is it ethical? That depends on the viewpoint. Is it illegal? Hell no.

What Messi did though went beyond using tax Havens. He lied and falsified information about his company structures for the sole purpose of defrauding the Spanish Government of their rightful money.

Ronaldo is innocent until proven guilty...which will never happen because he has done nothing illegal.

Messi is a convicted fraudster who should have been paraded down La Ramblas for people to stone with rotten fruit, with a reverend sister ringing a bell in front of him and shouting "shame"

foladara777:
This has got to be the height of stupidity... Messi has achieved much more than ronaldo in his career, both personal and team honors... There's no contest

Everything must be looked at in perspective and proper context.

Afterall, Pedro has more team honours than Ronaldo.

Individual honours should be the main point of call first, and there they are more or less evenly matched.

Then we begin to review things like team trophies, individual records and INTERNATIONAL ACHIEVEMENTS

I just got home and I'm about to crack open a bottle of wine. Once I'm refreshed, I will be back to induct you into the church of our Lord and Saviour- Ororo of Madeira

MesSuaNey:
I have told you I don't do Messi vs Cristina arguments anymore.

Can't be arsed comparing Lionel the G.O.A.T to a player who is not top 50.

LOL

The closest person to Ronaldo in the entire history of the game is Messi, and he still falls short(literally)

Since football was invented in 1863, there is no footballer that has had a bigger impact on the sport that Cristiano Ronaldo. Facts only.

MesSuaNey:
LOL.

Troll.

If you have your reasons, please state them.

On raw numbers alone, Maradona has already lost since last week. Ronaldo has scored more goals in just la liga than Maradona did in his entire career.

But that's not what I'm even hinging my statement on. You guys don't really comprehend the magnititude of the greatness you're witnessing first hand.

Nike don't just give any athlete 25 million dollars every year till the day he dies let alone a 32 year footballer in what should be the twilight stage of his career. Real Madrid wont offer just any 32 year old a new 4 year contract at 50 million dollars a year.

This is historic. It's never happened before in football.

Anyway, if you want discuss why Maradona is greater than Lord Ororo then I'm all ears

raumdeuter:
Lolworthy

That's not even up for debate.

Pure fact.

I would actually go further to state that Ronaldo has actually surpassed those 2.

Ahhhh

Is it going down here today or what?

I'm bored at work and need to see blood o.

WTF?!

AdisaOwala:
You might be right but you would also agree with me that a "dead body" would always be an object of mockery & ridicule & a considerable number of ladies would rather use a cucumber

How are we even sure Messi's wife isn't an expert at "away matches", considering the inadequacies of her husband in the "other room"?

Iniesta and Xavi probably assisting there too...

TRendlona:
Aside good look, Ronaldo is below Messi in all ramification.

Goalscoring - Ronaldo #Fact
Physicality - Ronaldo #Fact
Aerial Ability - Ronaldo #Fact
Leadership- Ronaldo #Fact
International Trophy - Ronaldo #Fact
Criminal Activities - Messi #Fact

ddippset:
lol. maybe I agree with you this time. if ronaldo was argentine, then he'd definitely take the place of HIGUAIN up front, then messi would finally win an international competition and put the debate about the GOAT; messi versus maradona versus pele to bed forever!

Sadly for Messi, that will never happen, So Maradona's legacy will always tower over and cast a shadow on Messi, which is suitably ironic as Maradona is 2 inches shorter.

Ronaldo however has already been declared greater than Eusebio(who is widely regarded as member of the GOAT inner sanctum) by the Portuguese Football Federation. It's pretty obvious that Ronaldo is already in the same category as Pele and Maradona. Messi is in the second category with Fat Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Zidane and co.

MesSuaNey:
Wrong.

I think it's been proven beyond all reasonable doubt though.

Messi is good. Infact he's fantastic. It's not easy being the 2nd best player in the world so he deserves his kudos.

MesSuaNey:
So one can't expose Cristina for being a tax evader without getting banned..Nihilist you've been saved

As soon as I saw your hidden post I rejoiced in my heart

Lord Ororo of madeira in his righteous anger has surely sent spambot to punish you for your numerous lies.

I should even report you to the mods for circumventing rule 19.

Seems like you Barka boys have serious problems when it comes to obeying rules and regulations

ddippset:
lol. I think you are taking this a bit personally. I am talking about ronaldo but you are talking about messi and me. no need for that, iam just having fun. messi and ronaldo don't know us both. back to the issue; your main diss on messi has been about his height. I don't know if you really think he's a midget. if so you don't know what a midget is, just as I don't know what a sex scandal is. messi is short but his money is long, messi is short but the list of those who love him is long, messi is short but the list of girls who would wanna fucck him is long. that's what he has achieved in life. ronaldo did nothing to have his height and good looks, he was born that way. not a talent but a privilege. I really don't care how many girls like him, I discuss messi and ronaldo strictly on footballing terms not looks. messi is the footballer ronaldo will never be. a genius. the world knows this. and don't be fooled by the fan base, 70% of his fans are high heeled. it's not a bad thing really but I like to focus on the subject of football. BTW if messi was Portuguese he would have been crowned the greatest Portuguese player ever since 2012 and you know it.

Bro my entire take on this issue has been very tongue in cheek. It's all light hearted and playful jokes like the questions about whether I entered Ronaldos underwear competition. If you took offence at anything I said, then I can only apologise as that's not my intention.

The only thing Im serious about is my firm belief that Ororo is superior to Messi in almost every ramification.

If Ororo was Argentine, they would have won the WC and Copa America and Cristiano would probably have been elected the Argentine president by now and you know it.

ddippset:
ronaldo had a sex scandal some years ago and now he's gonna have a tax evasion scandal. he has a few tantrum scandals with his team mates on and off the pitch. just like they call him the ' most complete footballer', he's turning out to be the most complete offender.

What is a 'sex scandal'?

Ronaldo is a single wealthy famous and good looking man. You are not. Well I don't know if you are single sha.

But I am sure you have nacked several chics(or men, who cares?) without the implication of any scandalous activity...so why should a man at the pinnacle of his career who is also the best paid athlete in the world, not be free to nack whoever he wants as long it's consensual? What is the scandal there?

Messi being a midget suffers from short man syndrome(SMS) and runs around spitting at people, choking opponents on the pitch, and bullying his team mates. That's fine. He's only human, albeit a very short one. All the national legends at Argentina don't like him. The Argentine fans don't like him.

Other people may look at the glowing way in which Ronaldo's portuguese teammates decribed his leadership and inspirational abilities. Other people may point out that the Portuguese Football Federation have already declared Ronaldo the greatest Portugues Player of ALL TIME. Other people might even point out that Ronaldo holds the guiness book of record entry for the most liked person ever on facebook, But I won't do that

Anyway, the only thing that can be labelled scandalous is behaviour that is illegal and deliberately breaks the law - like Tax Fraud. Now that is the real scandal.

bykebyke:
Cristina has surpassed them.

But wait o..If Eto'o is being asked to spend 10years in jail and pay 68million in fine,Why should Cristina's case be different?

Because the main thing that the Spanish authorities are looking at is 'simulation'

Messi and Eto'o are rightly hounded because both sold their image rights to dummy companies for such measly sums that it is risible to even assume that these trades were done in good faith. When you sell image rights worth millions of Euros for less than 1000 euros, of course any sensible person will smell a (short) rat.

Ronaldo on the other hand did not own any of his image rights. Real Madrid owned 50% and Gestifute owned 50% and thus has no case to answer.

That's the difference between a law abiding citizen and a thief.

ddippset:
you probably spoke well but failed to do one thing, look in the mirror. the way u carry ronaldo matter for head ehn, hmn na wa o.

When I look in the mirror, I see an apostle of law, order and hardwork looking back at me.

When Messi looks in the mirror, he sees a mugshot.

C'est fini.

bykebyke:
Lmao.

What is all this one for?

Cristina has done more take ons and dribbles against taxes than he has around football players....deal with it.

Cristina is a greedy thief,a barawo...Deal with that also.

I like your signature btw...very factual.

A team of convicted tax frauds coached by a tactical fraud...and they're all under 6ft in height too.

They're like the Mini Harlem Globetrotters...of Fraud...with emphasis on Mini

ddippset:
and here I was thinking his photo session pool side with Moroccan kick boxer badr hari was a Photoshop. badr hari was actually carrying ronaldo and having a little bulge down below, lol.

See this one accusing someone of being gay, while looking at another man's crotch.

Wetin carry your eye go the 'bulge down below'?

Barkitis strikes again.

bykebyke:
Look at God.

This is the problem with Barka fans..even the well spoken ones like yourself are still prone to barkitis- which is a kind of jaundice that kicks in whenever anything Ronaldo is involved.

Infact, it goes beyond jaundice. It involves a selective apollo that prevents you guys from seeing the truth when it comes to Ronaldo, and selective deafness when it comes to hearing the truth about him.

Even respected academics and intellectuals with Phds and many published papers who are affiliated to Barcelona are not spared this unfortunate disease.

I know you did not read the article that you posted. Or maybe you did, but barkitis has struck again. If not how can you say Ronaldo dribbled his way out tax when the article itself mentions that the deals in question were done with Ororos agent's company and not with Ronaldo.

Unlike Messi who claimed to ignorantly sign anything his his tax dodging daddy told him to sign like a sugomu, CR7 did not sign anything and is not involved at any level in the deal.

If that is not enough to convince you, the article explicitly states in its last paragraph that they are not accusing ororo of anything - they are only speculating. Speculation is not a crime, and while speculation could based on rational and logical reasoning, speculation is not fact - and accusations can only be based on facts

For example, 'Ronaldo is gay' is a speculative statement while 'Messi is thief' is a factual statement

Let your fake article come and say Ronaldo definitely dodged tax and see if Ororo doesn't bankrupt then like Hulk Hogan did Gawker

kinggogo:
And i said go lock him up urself, not jst screaming convicted felon here

Despite being a midget, at least Messi has a super fast first class brain.

This one is both a physical and mental midget.

Do you know the meaning of convicted felon?

homesteady:
Lmaooooo! Wetin concern boys pant business with physical fitness?

He has a fetish for seeing boys in pants, that's why he purposely chose That line of business! Just imagine Bykebyke and myself bombarding you with pictures of us in pants, see how weird it is?

Ronaldo models designer mens underwear and was encouraging young lads to follow his footsteps to financial freedom.

The key thing to note is that modelling underwear is not illegal.

You want to know what's illegal?

Aggresive Tax Dodging. The taxes that Messi avoided could have helped fund a midget research programme that would have helped millions of young dwarfs literally grow out of their stunted conditions.

Ronaldo is empowering the youth. Messi is a career criminal.

kinggogo:
Dis trollss should get da fvck outta here. Whah nonsense, u pipu jst cum here to spew trash. Luk at dah wan saying Messi is a tax fraud, giving us analysis. As if e was there wen Messi did all of dat.

Also saying Messi is a convicted felon, y don't u go ova there and lock him up urself , doubt if e evn has ordinary Nigerian i.d card.

My response to you is going to be short and brief...like your hero.

Messi is a convicted Felon.

Ronaldo is only encouraging physical fitness as a good role model.

I can't see anything wrong with that.