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Scash: Lol... This chic is a joker. I don't believe her

Me too

when they were in military acaddemy. ibb used to be their junior buh because of his intelligence he always had the chance of staying among the seniors then. ur level of intelligence could be seen when playing draught

Interestingly na YAKUBU AYEGBENI. He is one of the most consistent goal scorer in the EPL

Are you a single parent? Where is their mum. Am sure you are happy down in you cos you have them. what does it take you to buy another stuff for ur visitors?

What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul?
What shall a man give in exchange for his soul?
ILLUMINOTHING.

Ori e ti buru. no be him fault shebi them dey get ligh two four seven. everything has disadvantage now. no one fit die that kain death for naija wey be say electricity na by grace.

See, the blame goes back to the woman. initially if she did not give her consent they will not employ the maid. Am also sure that something is missing in the story and what is it? The man is s*x starved. I can bet it with my months salary cos I Know lady bankers in and out. When it is time for the show they complain alot. So I think the way out is for them to get the child and let the maid go or she should face her jjob and forget the marriage.

Nnamdi99: he looks good now than b4 that he resembled a mad man

Yes.

[quote author=T@BD]That is why i will rather die in country than to be come a slave in foreign country.[/quote]Am telling you.

Nigerians do not DISLIKE nissan at all. We dey use am like say tomorrow no dey.

It is imossible with window 7 starter. you need to change to window 7 ultimate or window 7 professional. all d best dearie.

Mcdondayan: pls jamb should nt start what they cannot finish. Just a piece of advice

That is a veri wise advise cos I cant imagine have only one e-centre for Lagos.

Leave am joor. He must be B/H.

MAY DAY! MAY DAY!! MAY DAY!!! THIS IS NIGERIA CONTROL ROOM!!! WE NEED MILITARY INTERVENTION ! OVER!!!!!!!!

acidtalk: You people should stop putting up threads on the front page that are likely to distabilize the country.

Boko Haram Doesn't represent Islam and are not fighting for the interest of muslims. Even Christians who are none sentimental know this fact.

Boko haram is more of a political implanted miscreants to distabilize the nation in order to attract self pity and easy means to divide Nigeria when the need arises.

......buh they quote from the quran now. IF ALL MUSLIMS SHOULD RISE AGAINST THIS PEOPLE, AM SURE THEY WOULD HAVE STOPPED THIS NONSENSE.
In Egypt dduring the revolution the christians formed a ring round the muslims when it was prayer time. Can the muslims do the same in Nigeria?

Oo serious. So you want him to embrace you and say a loud "amen". You should thank you star or gulder that u are athletic. u for hear wen.

I dont think this story is for the pix.

MAY DAY! MAY DAY! THIS IS KADUNA MOPOL SQUADRON!! REINFORCEMENT AND APC NEEDED!!

gbadexy: Am a muslim, but I am glad the christians in the north are forming armed group to protect themselves because these illiterate zombies won't stop.
By the way, who are the fools always pasting the viewers on nairaland, what purpose does it serve .

Bless u sir. U ar a true Muslim.

obakovich: The so called militants are students sent to study by the amnesty progg,last week an ex militant was macheted by a cultist. What ur witnessn is a cleansing of the school by the militants. They are going after secret cult members not ordinary students.

Are you sure? ur submission makes sense cos i see no reason why such a school would be targeted.

MAY DAY!! MAY DAY!! REINFORCEMENT FROM THE NEAREST MOPOL SQQUADRON OOOVEEERRR!!

Midas02: Sulazzi,

Diesel engines are quite different in design from petrol or gasoline engines. Unlike gasoline engines, diesel engines do not need or use spark plugs becos the fuel is ignited by the heat generated when air is compressed to a very high pressure. Gasoline engines use either 'Otto' cycle or 'Miller' cycle for the process of internal combustion. Gasoline internal combustion engines can either be a 4 stroke design or 2 stroke design. Essentially, most gasoline engines used in cars are designed with a 4 stroke process which means - Intake, Compression, Combustion and Exhaust strokes or stages.

Diesel engines however use a diesel cycle and can be designed either as a 2 stroke or a 4 stroke process. Most automobile diesel engines use the 4 stroke process. However, the difference between the gasoline 4 stroke and the diesel 4 stroke is in the Compression and Combustion strokes. In the Diesel engine the air intake is compressed to a very high pressure consequently generating heat. Vaporized diesel fuel is injected at this high pressure causing it to ignite (because of the heat that was generated). Diesel engines use injectors with very sensitive nozzles (becos of the need to vaporize) and this is why replacing the diesel fuel filter is an important maintenance procedure.

I hope this information has been useful.

Good explanation from an automobile engineer. You brough back the memory of my school days.

I had my children tru CS buh it was a pleasant one sha. both of them are 6 and 4 respectively. another funny thing is dt when they are around u complain and when they are away u miss them and their wahala.

Sagytarius: your own worse o! lol

[quote author=Sagytarius]no be small thin my broda

Stevez32: When I was a kid, I used to think dat mum nd dad's names were actually "mum" and "dad".... I used to tink dat cartoon on T.V's were actually behind the T.V...... I used to think dat 69 is just a Number!

YES so when i was asked to put BRO before calling my brothers ans SISTER before elder females then i referred to daddy as brother baddy and mummy as sister mummy.

1. if you touch d comressor of a fridge you will be electrocuted
2. if sit to eat by the door you will not be satisfied
3. if you look at your shadow you will be having bad dream
4. my parents have the same tribal marks so i taugh they were siblings so i kept wondering hw sibling marry each other.
5. I taught all white men dont buy cars but they manufacture by themselves so whenever my daddy travels I will tell him to get a car from his friends and bring it to nigeria.

gregg2: That Isreal, Jerusalem, Nazareth etc were in haven.

Yes ooo. until I got an atlas with d help of my able claa teacher then, MR FOLORUNSHO OJELADE.

GRAB YOUR COPYYYYYYY.............. NOWWWWW!!!!!

fork adict: Una tink say na small work she do before she win Range?

Una sabi how many rounds she don go before she fit win Range?

Yes I agree. Ikoko to maa je ata Idi re a gbona.

That is why students are no longer concentrating in schools. every1 wants to become a celebrity.