₦airaland Forum

ayodot: Ogun state governor, ebinkunle Amoshi. since he's inauguration, he hasn't done anything, nothing at all. All he does is to chase gbenga daniel about. He even reduce local government funds to the extent that they don't have enough to pay staffs let alone execute projects.

He has also visited Sango-Ota for almost100.times without any solution to the deplorable state of the town's roads.

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Martini101: .
Babe. U should have said it now! since U re near to the answer. Anyways, for me. That fruit is SEX[/size][size=8pt]

CORRECT! absolutely CORRECT!!! BRILLLIANT! THAT S JUST IT! Slice an apple into two halves you will see that the shape resembles ......................... when view from the back.

If it were to be for a pigeon in Yoruba land, we ccall it EJIGBEDE EYELE. Money don come be thatoo. Owo deeee!!!!!

Invite SANGO (god of thunder).

zangiff: what about jide kosoko on chivita ads

agbaaya ma niyen nti e.

greall1: I don't knw why people stressing them self of the issue changin school name. moshood kashimawo abiola is one of our heroes past with good reputations. If u don't like d school name withdraw frm d school shikena

GBAM!

Nigerians with fictions! This is not practicable now. imagine! How can a car key and ring fit into a loaf of bread and provided it is a big loaf then how would they scatter when thrown since the bread must be in a celophane bag? by the way did the incident happpen on a soccer pitch that the scene now becomes a crowd puller?.E jooor ooo!!!

190: Who go marry am

yamunla

melodyirish: hw did u mean by dat. Ur looking at her and ur saying she's not a dwarf. Wat is she den

She is a MIDGET

She is ur cousin eh? Its like u are taking it too much on yourself. Let other family members talk nah. But if you must help BUY A GRINDING MACHINE FOR THE GUY OR OKADA. If such guy is set up on a big investment he will dump ur cousin believe me. Or better still set up ur cousin and dont let the gold digger have much access to the investment.

HE returned from brazil n died. If he were to survvive, that would have been another mecca for our pipu and on getting there they would be subjected to variouus degree of humilation and embarrassment.

It is well with all good and obedient children out thare. May the Almighty shower you with long life.

pro01: Best of luck to him and his otu ocha. I don't know why he had to settle for otu ocha when otu ojii sure tastes better. By the way, I hope he has repatriated most of his assets and money back to Nigeria - where they would be safe from the rapacious arms of oyinbo law, just in case.

True talk

Monitor ur children's activities on the internet and social sites

English are workaholics with little time for pleasure except to watch soccer. their dinner parties are so brief and funny. You may be on you feet artying in the name of cocktail. eh? Imagine someone standing to parrty, tell me how would you have the chance to sit and consume?
Heavy taxes on workers is also there and they do not involve themselves on unnecessary wars in afghanistan, iran, iraq, vietnam,etc. there is no Osama bin whatever threatning them. all they do is work,work, and work.

Abegiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!

When playing Harzadous music e.g you isthe one or madam

My chevrolet Astro also have it. buh some folks do it to show that they are in haste or whenever they drive against traffic.

Too boring! Nairaland all d way. I like all the e-bashing, e-fighting, e-insult,e-advice, e.t.c on NL

I dont watch it cos it looks like slow motion

Gsmxpert: My team is kano pillars

Gbam!

yorke1: Look at how some of you are saying "go for ACA, go for ICAN or ACCA" as if it is for free.

I wonder ooo. Go for ICAN Or ACCA Indeed.

larpah: Are they not paying him good money, why does he have to wear okocha's shoe, ow are you even sure they use the same size? Abeg make mikel buy his own shoe. 100k shoe, 10k shoe, shoe na shoe!!

Thank u ma broda. He may not even need a shoe to perform at least "someone" had no shoes sometimes ago and now he is the president.

[quote author=F.K.O]u probably suffering from MYOPIA.[/quote]GBAM!

emooo: D ans is wel sitted

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