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Tyre for Motor



Any passenger for my moto?

The police in Nigeria is a pathetic case. Nobody's saying even when their salary is upped, their wont be corruption. Point is when u hand a gun to a hungry man (not by his own doing) and u expect him to safeguard the very persons that are in part responsible for his hunger, what do you expect. I bet you, nobody joined the police as a recruit cos that was his childhood ambition.

If Mush had spent some money on literacy programmes rather than defence budget this would have been a different picture.

Because you have something we want




Are we together?

Ohhh, who be dis person sef? - May NEPA scatter ur connection (abi na PEPA for portugal sef). Just dey disturb my reign.

I reign supreme

Petrol

Do i feel love in the air?

Pterygott = Terry goat

Nella:
who give u d seat 4 here? -- abi u no sabi respect??

Poof - there goes ur respect, cos i just wore the crown again

19?

Tie akara/puff puff on your body and approach US embassy




What do u think would happen to him?

@ Nella
When u say u like soccer, do u mean u play as well or just watch

Yeah right, you wish. Comot jare make person wey get seat siddon abeg.

Who knows



Is it getting hot in herre again or is it just me?

Dont worry, i have a better way of getting rid of it. So wat do u insectoids speak?

Tru? Well i ran the Race Spetrometer Software on the pic and it keeps reading - Caucasoid. Maybe i need to upgrade the software

Cos i took the Right drug - Kanmosyl syrup



Do u know what illness it cures?

Haha, now u don't want to go there. Far from it. That language was the first black kid's father's word when the sister to the aunt's brother called upon the grandfather's cousin to explain why a white parent gave birth to a black kid


Still researching what ur parents said when they saw u came out white _{if the picture in your profile is anytin to go by}

Alrite people, if u know say u fine, if u know say u mama and papa do beta job, make u shout "I DO". And please, lets see some proof.

America and the CIA have always been known to be on one conspiracy or the other. Thats their game.

I dey feel u McKren, but i also understand ur point of view I-man. Where's the connection?

But havent events happened in the past that one cant make a logical conclusion to them? That's why they are conspiracies, cos it's far away from the obvious

Yes, i try to




Do u think u will make it to heaven?

Came, Saw, Did Conquered. Now What

Bros i dey feel u abeg. This worm is in all parts of our economy and it keeps eating deeper and deeper. I work with a Lebanese Highway Construction Firm and face this sh*t daily.

Until our leaders provide jobs for the teeming masses that roam the streets jobless which will afford us the opportunity to call our own terms, this problem will persist. As it is now, if u dare complain and make ur position known, and probably threaten to leave, ahh na with pleasure dem go escort u go door, cos the next guy is willing to take up ur position even for lesser terms.

The solution lies entirely with the government and the union leaders. Blame nothing on the expatriates. They see an opportunity, they grab it - Typical human behaviour.

Holy molly - Yes



Ever hit a car before

Hone(Y)ric, I DELL(ete) the Kid

300 was a nice movie, but c'mon guys, remove the technology. Cut out all those SFX and wat do u get? A solid boo for 300 cos wat really made it was the effects. Gladiator had a pretty story and nice love angle. And the ending was superb.

Gladiator - to feel the rush of emotion

300 - To awe myself with the Special Effects

Hmm, women and love. Na them full this thread oo, abi ppl una no see am? If only we'll find plenty ladies whose bonding criteria is an exchange of such emotions.

_{Checks pocket to see if there's enuf bucks to take gf out this weekend}

Oh my gosh. Sweet16, its right to assume u are a gal right? Well, pray-tell ur swthrt is not an art student. I bet you would have succeeded in sending him far into the abyss of depression than into the comforting arms of love. Holy cow, all that turanci for one poor fellows love? Methink u were trying to impress him with a lot of cutting and pasting. Well people, more of such pastimes.

**_{darts into his archive to retrieve old letters that never were}

Ahh, One of my funniest adverts, the Coca Cola World Cup Advert, exactly where a husband comes in to discover his unfaithful wife and goes ahead to hug the Mugu just for the love of football. No be small thing ooo.

Panadol - That heavy extra-black guy rubbing his head. Some heavy sh*t

na wa:
party with that old mama!!! no! i prefer onesome

Haba Bros, d old woman too get feelings now, as per say she wan do, u suppose help give am pleasure now. Abi how una see am ppl?