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Mars is a location we are trying to relocate to.



Is CIA in Nigeria?

Why can't she help u choose?

non-existent

Who be we? When me and u siddon talk of Naija. And wetin be d connection between Naija and spain. Oh b'cos Stellasanjo got killed there? Make Spain first lady come here now, she go see plenty techniques wey we fit use kill am.

When i meet Nells, I'ma, i'ma, i'ma be speechless. _{tralala - starts to sing MJ's speechless in Ibo}

Poke Toholo

I understand Apocalypto



Do u like the taste of blood

Yoruba

Scared _adidAS Nigga

I dont speak English please



Do you?

The Name is Buns. James Buns. _{chei, i don 4get wetin buns dey taste like sef}

Now, y u dey beef me now, i dey soon cast for "If Tomorrow u never Die, U go Die Another Day", First Nollywood's James Bond copy and paste. U fit be the heroine _{Hope sey u sexy reach Halle Berry}

Who, Me? Wetin I do now?

Does Q and q mean the same thing?

Yes- After Dark sport




Do u think love exists?

_{**Sits atop a tree with an AK-MAC-47 with auto-focus and turbo kill button, aims at the reply button**}

Now let's see who it is that will touch that button

Thinking: I think the thinking game has been thought of by me and to think i never thought of starting this thinking game gets me thinking to forget too much thinking without action and put my thoughts to action. And to think i was thinking whether to put this thinking thought on this thread just right now,

I think i better finish this up later.

Funny Bush Quotes

10) “I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.”

—Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004


9) “Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”

—Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004


“Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.”

—Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004


7) “It’s a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.”

—Washington, D.C., Dec. 21, 2004


6) We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That’s why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.”

—Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004


5) “After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!”

—Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004


4) “Tribal sovereignty means that; it’s sovereign. I mean, you’re a — you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004


3) “I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.”

—second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004


2) “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.”

—Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004


1) “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

—Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

When We Came into Office

Mugu

Extra Extra

Slept With Boss' Wife

Batman IS Bruce Wayne

Suicidal Maths

More on Students

"Influencian Person in World War 2: Jimmy McPerson"

Ok people, take ur confusion elsewhere, cos this house is closed.

clemcykul:
wow immediately i saw this pix i jump under my desk, i was thinkn its osama wid an internet BUM

And you think se if na Osama and internet bum, ur desk fit safe u?

Hate 2 break your hearts ladyz and gentlemen, but i just heard word from the admin that anyone who posts anything after this info will do so at his own risk as the penalty might be too gruesome. A word is enough,

Now i wonder what N5's story will be. "I hurdled from a leper to a blind man, then i saw myself with a mute only to wake up the next day at a police station

No




Are u ugly?

"Don't do this." Thats the first thing Nigerians will go and do.

Surrender

Nope. U sound like somebody has ever forced his way into u


Abi na lie i talk?