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More Student Jokes

TEACHER: Why are u late?
Student : Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



TEACHER: Simbi, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!-


TEACHER: Ali, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Student: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Student: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


CHEM. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER: Ojo, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have twenty years ago.
Student: Me!


Our ENGLISH TEACHER: Ali, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Student: I is,
TEACHER: No, Ali. Always say, "I am."
Student: All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
(a voice from the back of the class): "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time.


TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.


TEACHER: Now, Jane, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Student: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Class : A teacher.

Aiphie:
Abi my brother. Students sud stay bk hve holidays, sleep, play, eat, jist, fall ill, have birthdays, and all that.
That's d real life u know.
_{[/sub]until their eye clear[sub]}

E be like say u dey talk from experience. Ur eyes don ever clear before?

Worried

Migines:
Funny tho. But, what of d deiz he/she is being tut in skul?

Ever Wondered why students sleep in class? Dats cos they are on borrowed time.

Why student fail exams?

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an ‘ONLY 365’ days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

Why she go cry if na tooth removal. Where she go remove am? Babalawo Teaching Hospital? Abegi, the thing no dey hurt wen dem dey comot am because of the pain reliever, unless if she follow Tom Hanks cast away.

So Alphie, begin confess tru tru wetin u bin dey talk about.

Lies

lovemajek:
I like the first laws, lol

I bet u do. U still fit try luck now.

Illusions

N Mo

Mo

Well, dude u said believe. I believed and yet i no see any picture. Abi na some Matrix trick dey happen for this thread, ehn Lancaster?

Mo shit

Different strokes 4 different folks

na wa:
so em problem na d smoke and not how d guy bulala em wife things de happen ooo


na wao. . . ok na, see d second picture, excitement make d mumu leave d wife com go do d husband

Haha, baba translator. Anyway na so sha. Make we see weda anoda person go translate am in anoda style.

Talk about Tit 4 Tat ehh. Serves her right.

Computer in History

Cheating No good o!

Chinese Techie III

Chinese Technology II

Chinese Technology

Na wa for people sef o

I no sabi btw the poster and all of una, which one kolo pass. Guy write nonsense but see as people boku dey reply d nonsense. Se dem talk sey na foolish man dey take identify foolish man.

I laff sha

N Mo

Want Mo? Here Goes

Dang man, now this is sure as hell gonna be a bloody virus, A Card for Me? Thank u very much, Me no want card no more.

Comparing IE and Firefox, i'm sure i'll go for Firefox anytime. IE is heavy and slow. And sure, firefox had tabs even B4 IE. I used to like Opera pretty much cos of its ability to be closed without closing the tabs and opening it with all the tabs still open and the fact that when u hit the Back button, it simply displays the last page without refreshing it, saving time in the process (IE always refreshes). But my problem with Opera was u cant hit Ctrl+Enter when entering an address for it to automatically add the "www" and ".com".

Firefox combines all and more. U can customize ur theme and there are a lot of plugins and extensions available for Firefox.

Mo?

Coming Thru, Make Way

@ all non-muslims
If only your skulls encased the matter called brain it would have been obvious to you that you have proven one point. The point you people have refused to acknowledge.

That it's always u guys that taunt the Muslims before they react and when they react (and they react differently not because that's the way Islam advices but because they are humans and use emotions in dealing with things.) I've being to other threads belonging to other faiths and never has any Muslim gone out of his way to taunt non-muslim.

Won't you guys just quit it? You've made your points and we appreciate it, now skedaddle.

Salamun Alaikum

Hmm, wat a nice thread. Didnt know it existed. Alhamdulillah, i picked some vital info already. Keep it up folks.

Wassalam

(Will try to contribute my own quota too)