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And my vocation is vacationing with u

Ol boy, that blackbox saves ooo. Dat was what i used to store my garri, cornflakes, milk and sugar in sec school. Seniors gave up on me after several failed attempts.

Crazy Naughty




I get into trouble when i smile

oloksman1:
Come come come! commando-byte
No come pour sand sand 4 ma garri oo
I nefa get child oo
I still be single and searching 4 T'sy

Bros, which garri u get? U think say u get chance to eat kpomo for here? U must pass thru my Infirmary School of E-Scoping

Is dat a chapter from ur Yahoo Bible?

Oloksman, na wa for u oooo. E be like say u dey speak from experience. Where's ur son now?

Tessy, looks like ur son is gonna come out with 669 on his forehead

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Enjoying his time with Suga, having fed those woosies to the wolves <sub>I wonder how they will survive this one, unless if they are Jesus

BTW, Mig and Saucekid r still alive, hmmm</sub>

9ja4eva's first words were naila lan _{c im no. of posts abeg}

Is there any need to check for NAFDAC No. and Expiry date on milk containers. Pls answer. I just got all ingredients but with the rate of death due to expired milks, i'm scared.

*Ninjabyte suddenly appears and using his Bo weapon and Kamatari hacks the foolish boys to their untimely, no coming back deaths*

_{Nice work Suga dear}

_{What kinda monster r u?} ^{U wan kill am?} Nice




Wana resuscitate her _mouth2mouth in case u choke her

Horrific Naughty



Want to kiss a guy

Errr, u want serious advice or u wanna catch fun? Cos majority of folks out here are jokers and pranksters. However u want it, u r gonna get it. But if u want serious advice, rush to the romance thread fast

Nice Naughty_{what exactly do u think about}



Love to see u in a lingerie

kronkykay:
I hope Ituen invites me for the Child naming ceremony.

The child shld be named after me. After all, i contributed to the growth of the baby by buying expired condom for ituen

Duh. Dude if that's ur only contribution, i suggest u have a rethink. I bet they will name the kid after me cos i was there giving Ituen a "hand" during the act whenever he got tired. U know the guy gets tired pretty fast and tessy goes all the way.

Oh Romeo, thou knoweth dat thou ist goingst to die at the endeth of this cast. Why wud Bigethbabyeth go 4 thee.

*Comes into the scene wearing his Ashiko shoes and holding his Chigirki weapon in case anybody wants to cause any trouble.*

Ibrahim Kanye South

[b]Big[/b]aboo [b]Baby[/b]nla

_{Errr, dude. Too bad, u just exempted urself from part two making life easier for Tessy. But how did u drop the last message. On ur death bed? ha ha}

@Bigbaby
I'm aight. Slept well and i'm back in shape. How bout u? Time to cause some chaos right? Alrite then

Dudes back-off. It's in ur own interest

*Ninjabyte actually comes in wearing a mean face, holding naijagurly by the hand cos he has a mission. He'd used his high range Optilescope (2008 ed) to zoom in on Mig and Tess having a drink. It just didnt seem right knowing Tess belongs to Ituen and Mig is tryin to overthrow. He knew Mig is scared of Naijagurly so he dragged her in to break the party, wearing a mean face to dissuade any intending doom harbinger*

Just when i turn my back, my lil baby hooks up with a romeo. Gal, i hope u heard what happened to Juliet in the romeo and juliet saga. Unless u want to end like that, u better stick to the side where the party is @. Thou shalst not loveth thee romeo whileth thy Boo is on the scene. He who wiseth heareth.

Stop spoiling the thread if u aint got much to say. Savvy?

I will be dodging u, ha ha ha ha (Eviler Laugh)

Nice Oops Naughty - 1/10

toyinrayo:
naughty^{even though its never gon happen}

nibbling his lower lips. . .wink at him, then gracefully walking away

C'mon toyin, what did i do to deserve this punishment? It's not fair ooo. Now come and finish what u started

@Acid
No be u start am?



Sugar cane

Yeah Right

Yeah, but u came back to see how i'm doing. Dont worry, i'm used to gals pretences. So wat do u say we take a break from the scene pretty?

Soooooo Nice _{cant wait for that to happen}



How about we give it a go tonight?

Na only me come oooo. Make nobody follow me

Hey Acid, been quite a while, watz up?

*TT's blades actually hit my Rolex Wristwatch and falls to the ground. Ninjabyte quickly turns around and dazes TT's shocked face with a Slap of Madness move he learnt in Shaolin.* _{Suga cant help but fall for this supa guy}