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*He forgets even Agent Smith has second thought before started sumtin dat rash. That's y trinity likes the likes of us. Sees that kinda spirit in Suga. Still offers her the hand of friendship*

Hey, i've got a sniper rifle locked on that reply button. Think twice before starting something silly

*Appears in a cloud of smoke looking fly and feeling like Chow Yun Fat in a John Woo Movie. He scarelessly advances into the warfront with speed and agility that only Neo can beat. Knocks Tope flat with a spinning fan kick. In a flash of light, gives Suga the Fun Tae Kiss of friendship and asks her to join forces with the winning team, *

No smile _{Oh, no face}

*Thinks for a sec over this MigKid alliance and waves it away. Thinks he can handle them both, what with Diva loving his moves. He might win her heart with more of such moves*

This guy dey soji even before ibikaye gives him body

*Disappears in a cloud of smoke and wonders why saucekid is throwing RPGs and nuclear weapons with him being in the room. Pities them all and does the Ken Hung Kae move of peace and wipes away all potential harmful juju and weapons set by saucekid and TT. Laughs in his cloud of smoke seeing Mig down*

No Inner shirt, _{like we used to do in Liberia under ECOMOG}

*Surprised and pissed by Migs uppercut, he lands on three like a cat and assesses the situation. Figures everybody's location and begin's to do the Ninja Twirl*

U wish lad

*Feeling a surge of energy come through him as the action gets bloodier. 10th Test of the Shaolin*

Gives biggerboy a taste of his Equalizer sub-Uzi flexer before landing him a chopping blow right beneath his larynx. Then turns around in a split second, dilly dallying in the air and catches mig right beneath his sphylanx witha chopping kick

*He actually dodged it cos he passed the 14 Shaolin Tests, Slaps the bullet which heads back to sender*

*Ninjabyte reassures Diva that all those kung fu tricks are intact. Dats for close combat, when things get rough. I have a quick problem solver right now which is proving effective. At least Mig is scared and wants my alliance. Reminds all that room is open for anyone who wants to join his team"

Hard is what i get when i c some people's profile image

*Ninjabyte reminds Mig that he was trained both by Commando and Rambo, so he knows how to go solo. He was actually behind the scenes in their action films*

Sunday


u?

At all at all. See short thingy _{o boy ehh}

Dives in with his Equalizer 2000 Y2k Compliant Edition with Bluetooth, Heat sensors, motion detector and Bullet repeller. _{Awaits any movement}

Thanks cooljoe for being nice ehn. But it's not your job. Move to Iweka Road where people are missing u there.

Holy Crap, how did Ituen do it so fast? Boy, i need the secret. How many months did u carry the baby?

Many faces of "The Last Nigerian Unkissed Gal"

@Emperoh
Nice of u to wish very well for ur grand ma, but i think i still have use for my eyes. Thank you very much ehn, i'm sure she'll be proud of u, knowing how u've tried to score her a moment of pleasure from Nairaland's Most Soughted Son. I might give u tips on how to get her "there" if u promise to be nice.

^{Then u r over-aged for this place} Lie Nice



I'm a good kisser

Hello Rubie. Looks like u've been out for long. Dat makes two of us. Will love to be filled in too

_{Seats alongside rubie and waits for 411 as well}

Big Lie Naughty



I want to feel them to confirm

Sorry TT, but i just discovered that i have a pig Steel exo-skeleton. My best bet is Terminator was my father. U know what that means. So, in ur own interest, stop eating somebody's kpomo and come out with ur head on ur hand, sharp sharp

Who told u. Scoot lil lassie, The Don's around now. All hagglers can take a dive

Naughty


I'm still a virgin

_{Was caught off guard by TT's automatic. Still undettered, he calls for backup, only to discover that the network was so bad, he was connected to Onitsha market instead of headquarters. With anger, he throws the transceiver and heads for the action room}

@ugonna
Poor u, i cant bliv u can be deceived with a cigarette in place of a watchamacallit. How small is ur kini kon

Wetin be dat noise wey dey comot from behind dat curtain? Who be dose ones. Comot with ur hands up. On the count of three, 1, 2, 3

_{Chei, what a view. Sees the two love birds come out wearing nothin. Chei loves the view}

Sgt. arrest them. Take the guy to VIP cell. The gal, emmm, we need a statement from her. Take her to my office

Mugu boys