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Christianity Etc › Re: Evolution Vs Creation: If Man Came From Monkeys, Where Did Monkeys Come From? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:25am On Dec 10, 2023
This debate you about to start will have no end……. Now what do you believe is the true story as to how we came about?
Business › Re: Transferring Money From Nigeria To Ghana (PAPSS) by NoahHadNoArk: 1:30am On Dec 10, 2023
WhatsApp me, I have Ghanaian momo account, you send to me naira and I pay your receiver in Momo


Easy as knowing who will win the presidential elections in 2027😂
Romance › Re: I Love My Girlfriend But She No Longer Thrilled Me by NoahHadNoArk: 3:11pm On Dec 09, 2023
I want to believe this is just a fake story someone created just to trend on Nairaland.


I no just wan believe say guy for this naija fit mumu like OP.
Romance › Re: I Love My Girlfriend But She No Longer Thrilled Me by NoahHadNoArk: 3:01pm On Dec 09, 2023
Yet another SIMPle matter 😫

When will you kids learn?!?


Never take back a girl who left you for any reason whatsoever. So she goes out there to see the world, and explore, and the best she could bring back is An STD, not a car, or a job, or a fat bank account……genital warts. The love is dead and gone, buried even. What you bringing it here for us to do, tell you congratulations and give you the go ahead to use your hard earned money to go do the needful on her head ?! Someone who has made it clear already that she in this to save her family from penury and poverty. Can you do the market for her, and pick up those bills for her family in future?!? Even after her people apologized to you to pick up your pieces and move, you will still go back and lick it up like a dog starved of bone for one year?!


I’m sure you were loved at home and taught to only settle for the best things, is she the best for you?! Are you pushing it?!



Work hard and improve yourself and watch real and quality women come to you offering all they have on a platter. That’s whT you should attract, the best quality in the market not genital warts and crumbs of what another man just ate.




My peace I leave you
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Hikes Dstv, GOTV Prices After $72m Forex Loss by NoahHadNoArk: 10:37am On Dec 09, 2023
Topmaike007:
are you on telegram if yes drop your telegram username let me invite you to our group where we discuss about the alternative I watch anything watchable there
@jazzijamison
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Hikes Dstv, GOTV Prices After $72m Forex Loss by NoahHadNoArk: 9:06am On Dec 09, 2023
ojotobiloba1:
If u pass mine. I have two Dstv dishes but guess worth. I never use am for dstv decorder. I used it for free to air channels airing more Dan 300 stations.na mumu dey sub for dstv truly
Can I have a word with you, WhatsApp please
Politics › Re: Rhoda Jatau Regains Freedom After 18-months In Jail For Condemning Deborah Samue by NoahHadNoArk: 8:49am On Dec 09, 2023
Hold on, what did I just read ?!😫

Detained for uploading a video of a lynching of an innocent girl ?!?

Then nothing happens/happened to the mob who were caught on camera taking the life of an innocent girl ?!


Is that how low our country has fallen 😭😭😭
Romance › Re: Netizens React As Viral Tiktok Sensation Kelly Celebrates 19th Birthday by NoahHadNoArk: 8:19pm On Dec 08, 2023
And this is news?!?
Romance › Re: Lesson Learnt From The Late19 Year Old Guy That Paid 50k For Two Round by NoahHadNoArk: 5:12am On Dec 08, 2023
Pls could someone drop a link to the original story….,make I follow laugh small 🤣
Politics › Re: Shooting Of End Of The Year Banger And Fire Crackers, How Is Your Area? by NoahHadNoArk: 8:04pm On Dec 07, 2023
I need to get a carton of the three round banger, please what should be my budget
Romance › Re: Lesson Learnt From The Late19 Year Old Guy That Paid 50k For Two Round by NoahHadNoArk: 7:25pm On Dec 07, 2023
Story for the ………
Crime › Re: Man Sentenced To Death In Zamfara For Killing Friend Over N100 by NoahHadNoArk: 10:38am On Dec 07, 2023
immortalcrown:
This is very saddening. May the deceased soul rest in peace.

I honestly don't want to be tribalistic but there is something about that region. Crime is everywhere but this particular type seems to be peculiar to the region. People in that region can kill for little things like noodles, earphones, ₦50 and et cetera.
Just after saying you don’t want to go tribal you went ahead to do it.

Same as you saying you don’t want to sound like you don’t have sense and going ahead to drop a senseless comment.


These crimes happen everywhere in the Country and people will kill for the smallest reason as a result of anger, poverty, or heat of the moment. Stop showing us how dumb you are by narrowing these crimes down to one region as if people from were you come from do not steal and kill for drugs, sèx, money and land.


My peace I leave you
Health › Re: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by NoahHadNoArk: 10:21pm On Dec 06, 2023
Numerouno94:
U re hungry and frustration is written all over ur comments. Seems ur Ghana and Nigeria currency transfer as a middle man is not paying u well. Send me ur account details lemme send u something to buy gud food 2night.
Audio, I knew it 🤣
Health › Re: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by NoahHadNoArk: 8:57pm On Dec 06, 2023
Condoms you will still take off much later on and slide in raw😒
Health › Re: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by NoahHadNoArk:
Numerouno94:
U re hungry and frustration is written all over ur comments. Seems ur Ghana and Nigeria currency transfer as a middle man is not paying u well. Send me ur account details lemme send u something to buy gud food 2night.
😂
Health › Re: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by NoahHadNoArk: 5:54pm On Dec 06, 2023
Numerouno94:
LoL, keyboard warriors like u can never get on my nerves because I'm busy making money than to allow one idiot somewhere typing wit a cheap fone get on my nerves.

It's obvious ur going tru alot of emotional trauma. It's clear ur hungry because an hungry man is an angry man. No b me say make u b broke ass nigga ooo.

Well, my candid advice to u is to go and hustle like ur mate, make enuf money and I guarantee u that u won't b getting worked up unnecessarily.

Wen u have money, nothing, absolutely nothing/nobody will struck ur nerve especially on a faceless forum.
What part of avoid me did u not understand😒
Health › Re: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by NoahHadNoArk: 3:53pm On Dec 06, 2023
Numerouno94:
No need for the insults. The nigga might b joking. Learn to take certain comments on nairaland wit a pinch of salt.
It’s a sick joke to say and you twice as sick as he is, avoid me!
Business › Re: How i replied my ex when she saw my business post on whatsapp by NoahHadNoArk: 12:30pm On Dec 06, 2023
Gentlesoul2021:
Charcoal....
Not even manure or anything 😒

Charcoal o


That girl no get sense
Business › Re: How i replied my ex when she saw my business post on whatsapp by NoahHadNoArk: 11:09am On Dec 06, 2023
Honestly, I haven’t seen anything wrong with what you doing or is it just me?!?



I’m still looking sha, what’s in those bags ?!
Christianity Etc › Re: You Can’t Have N1 Million & Give N500 As Offering To God — Prophet Okeke (Video) by NoahHadNoArk: 7:22am On Dec 06, 2023
To God or to you😒
Romance › Re: 95% Of Nigerian Girls Are Dumb by NoahHadNoArk: 9:31pm On Dec 05, 2023
The Op created a topic so stupid and dumb the Autobot deleted his account in shock
Health › Re: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by NoahHadNoArk: 7:46pm On Dec 05, 2023
Meteng:
Then alternate with bread wrap, use rubber band to tie it around your gbola
You sick!!!

For you to make this comment means this is what you and pop practice at home, e no get Wetin u go tell me.


Keep it up.


Some people really need their heads checked for real
Family › Re: My Girlfriend's Mother Just Aborted Our Four Months Old Pregnancy (pictures) by NoahHadNoArk: 3:44pm On Dec 04, 2023
trollx:
And how many marriages of nowadays do go to the altar, pure and clean in mind, body, and soulhuh
Alot of marriages these days, they involved in premarital sex before putting on that white gown instead of red to the altar of God. We should stop deceiving ourselves.

No shades! No Offense!!
What’s your point?! condoning evil and encouraging sin makes it right?!

If we learn to abstain then issues like these will never come up.

My thoughts
Christianity Etc › Re: I Don't Know If God Exist, But I Am Sure That The Christian God Does Not Exist by NoahHadNoArk: 12:45pm On Dec 02, 2023
Save your breath……no one will listen to you.


Find a job or something and get yourself busy.


You trying hard to erase 2000yrs of history and faith. Give it up bro, choose your belief and stick to it.
Family › Re: My Girlfriend's Mother Just Aborted Our Four Months Old Pregnancy (pictures) by NoahHadNoArk: 12:43pm On Dec 02, 2023
Abstain from premarital sex next time.


Take your bride to the altar, pure and clean in mind, body and soul.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Shows Off His Automobile Collections Worth Of Billions (photos/video) by NoahHadNoArk: 12:18pm On Dec 02, 2023
Destinyebuca:
Vdthj
Stop being a thief
Sports › Re: 49ja/bet9ja Sure Strategy Win � by NoahHadNoArk: 11:48am On Dec 02, 2023
Kachidubem:
I'm interested
It’s a scam



Don’t say you were not warned
Romance › Re: Men Don’t Do This Anymore Why!!!!! by NoahHadNoArk: 10:12pm On Nov 30, 2023
GoldDigger spotted



By thy fruits, ………….
Romance › Re: Lady Overjoyed As Boyfriend Proposes To Her With A Ring And A Mercededs Benz by NoahHadNoArk: 3:10pm On Nov 28, 2023
Which naija babe will turn down a car gift, talk less of a Benz 😒


This is not newsworthy pls, let’s all be guided!



My peace I leave you
Romance › Re: Sex Life In Abuja And Benin by NoahHadNoArk: 11:17pm On Nov 27, 2023
imagrg:
Craze people full this corntree oh! grin
Na Emilokan cause am

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