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RomanceRe: Look At This, This Reply Is Not Normal by NoahHadNoArk: 8:00pm On Dec 13, 2023
Now that’s a clap back 🤣
CelebritiesRe: "I Received Death Threats Over Pregnancy Rumours" – Singer Tems by NoahHadNoArk:
Buharidgeneral:
Pregnant or not?
None of your business

Fix your country problems 😒


BuhariDclueless 😒 BuhariDSenseless😒
CelebritiesRe: Portable Return Back From London As He Show Off Millions Of Dollars by NoahHadNoArk: 4:08pm On Dec 13, 2023
Money made from music alone right?! 😒



Let’s keep deceiving ourselves 😂
Jokes EtcRe: Pic Of Corolla That Has Transformed To Corona Virus by NoahHadNoArk: 8:52am On Dec 12, 2023
Uncle do giveaway na


Your fans are waiting 😊
RomanceRe: Lady Tearfully Begs Her Fiancé For Forgiveness After Sleeping With Another Man by NoahHadNoArk: 2:54pm On Dec 11, 2023
Behold an alpha male ……..three kposa for you 😊
BusinessRe: Transferring Money From Nigeria To Ghana (PAPSS) by NoahHadNoArk: 7:24pm On Dec 10, 2023
neontetras:
I don't like the Momo option. The goal is to send to an actual bank account
I got you, what bank?


WhatsApp me let’s deal
RomanceRe: Women Are The Evil Men Can't Live Without! by NoahHadNoArk: 2:35pm On Dec 10, 2023
Tynaclem1:
My mum is not a necessary evil to my dad, she is loved and cherished by her husband and his children.

Why do you stress yourself? You can go ahead and become gay so you don't have to entertain a " necessary evil" in your life

If you meet a woman and you're not happy and comfortable with her why not just leave? You stay in a toxic relationship and then come here to profile us... It's wrong, if you want to make statements like that be specific and particular about the person who is a necessary evil in your life. Simple
Ehen na😁
This thread is not for you nagha 😂

All those who know the truth that women are a necessary evil will gather here. And you will be outnumbered 1000 to 1


As you use your hand bring your mama and papa into this matter e concern u o 🤣🤣🤣


Peace I leave you jhare 🤣😂😂😂
RomanceRe: Women Are The Evil Men Can't Live Without! by NoahHadNoArk: 2:23pm On Dec 10, 2023
Tynaclem1:
God abeg o...no offence but is your mum a necessary evil to your dad? Would she be happy or proud to see you pen down something like this? Do you have sisters at all?
Let’s begin with you asking your Dad and you tell us his opinion







As for me and myself, this is my take

“women are a necessary evil”

Hold me to my words tomorrow!


My peace I leave you
SportsRe: Everton Vs Chelsea; Stake Very High On This by NoahHadNoArk: 2:20pm On Dec 10, 2023
Alaye 🤣
Christianity EtcRe: Evolution Vs Creation: If Man Came From Monkeys, Where Did Monkeys Come From? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:25am On Dec 10, 2023
This debate you about to start will have no end……. Now what do you believe is the true story as to how we came about?
BusinessRe: Transferring Money From Nigeria To Ghana (PAPSS) by NoahHadNoArk: 1:30am On Dec 10, 2023
WhatsApp me, I have Ghanaian momo account, you send to me naira and I pay your receiver in Momo


Easy as knowing who will win the presidential elections in 2027😂
RomanceRe: I Love My Girlfriend But She No Longer Thrilled Me by NoahHadNoArk: 3:11pm On Dec 09, 2023
I want to believe this is just a fake story someone created just to trend on Nairaland.


I no just wan believe say guy for this naija fit mumu like OP.
RomanceRe: I Love My Girlfriend But She No Longer Thrilled Me by NoahHadNoArk: 3:01pm On Dec 09, 2023
Yet another SIMPle matter 😫

When will you kids learn?!?


Never take back a girl who left you for any reason whatsoever. So she goes out there to see the world, and explore, and the best she could bring back is An STD, not a car, or a job, or a fat bank account……genital warts. The love is dead and gone, buried even. What you bringing it here for us to do, tell you congratulations and give you the go ahead to use your hard earned money to go do the needful on her head ?! Someone who has made it clear already that she in this to save her family from penury and poverty. Can you do the market for her, and pick up those bills for her family in future?!? Even after her people apologized to you to pick up your pieces and move, you will still go back and lick it up like a dog starved of bone for one year?!


I’m sure you were loved at home and taught to only settle for the best things, is she the best for you?! Are you pushing it?!



Work hard and improve yourself and watch real and quality women come to you offering all they have on a platter. That’s whT you should attract, the best quality in the market not genital warts and crumbs of what another man just ate.




My peace I leave you
TV/MoviesRe: Multichoice Hikes Dstv, GOTV Prices After $72m Forex Loss by NoahHadNoArk: 10:37am On Dec 09, 2023
Topmaike007:
are you on telegram if yes drop your telegram username let me invite you to our group where we discuss about the alternative I watch anything watchable there
@jazzijamison
TV/MoviesRe: Multichoice Hikes Dstv, GOTV Prices After $72m Forex Loss by NoahHadNoArk: 9:06am On Dec 09, 2023
ojotobiloba1:
If u pass mine. I have two Dstv dishes but guess worth. I never use am for dstv decorder. I used it for free to air channels airing more Dan 300 stations.na mumu dey sub for dstv truly
Can I have a word with you, WhatsApp please
PoliticsRe: Rhoda Jatau Regains Freedom After 18-months In Jail For Condemning Deborah Samue by NoahHadNoArk: 8:49am On Dec 09, 2023
Hold on, what did I just read ?!😫

Detained for uploading a video of a lynching of an innocent girl ?!?

Then nothing happens/happened to the mob who were caught on camera taking the life of an innocent girl ?!


Is that how low our country has fallen 😭😭😭
RomanceRe: Netizens React As Viral Tiktok Sensation Kelly Celebrates 19th Birthday by NoahHadNoArk: 8:19pm On Dec 08, 2023
And this is news?!?
RomanceRe: Lesson Learnt From The Late19 Year Old Guy That Paid 50k For Two Round by NoahHadNoArk: 5:12am On Dec 08, 2023
Pls could someone drop a link to the original story….,make I follow laugh small 🤣
PoliticsRe: Shooting Of End Of The Year Banger And Fire Crackers, How Is Your Area? by NoahHadNoArk: 8:04pm On Dec 07, 2023
I need to get a carton of the three round banger, please what should be my budget
RomanceRe: Lesson Learnt From The Late19 Year Old Guy That Paid 50k For Two Round by NoahHadNoArk: 7:25pm On Dec 07, 2023
Story for the ………
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Death In Zamfara For Killing Friend Over N100 by NoahHadNoArk: 10:38am On Dec 07, 2023
immortalcrown:
This is very saddening. May the deceased soul rest in peace.

I honestly don't want to be tribalistic but there is something about that region. Crime is everywhere but this particular type seems to be peculiar to the region. People in that region can kill for little things like noodles, earphones, ₦50 and et cetera.
Just after saying you don’t want to go tribal you went ahead to do it.

Same as you saying you don’t want to sound like you don’t have sense and going ahead to drop a senseless comment.


These crimes happen everywhere in the Country and people will kill for the smallest reason as a result of anger, poverty, or heat of the moment. Stop showing us how dumb you are by narrowing these crimes down to one region as if people from were you come from do not steal and kill for drugs, sèx, money and land.


My peace I leave you
HealthRe: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by NoahHadNoArk: 10:21pm On Dec 06, 2023
Numerouno94:
U re hungry and frustration is written all over ur comments. Seems ur Ghana and Nigeria currency transfer as a middle man is not paying u well. Send me ur account details lemme send u something to buy gud food 2night.
Audio, I knew it 🤣
HealthRe: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by NoahHadNoArk: 8:57pm On Dec 06, 2023
Condoms you will still take off much later on and slide in raw😒
HealthRe: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by NoahHadNoArk:
Numerouno94:
U re hungry and frustration is written all over ur comments. Seems ur Ghana and Nigeria currency transfer as a middle man is not paying u well. Send me ur account details lemme send u something to buy gud food 2night.
😂
HealthRe: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by NoahHadNoArk: 5:54pm On Dec 06, 2023
Numerouno94:
LoL, keyboard warriors like u can never get on my nerves because I'm busy making money than to allow one idiot somewhere typing wit a cheap fone get on my nerves.

It's obvious ur going tru alot of emotional trauma. It's clear ur hungry because an hungry man is an angry man. No b me say make u b broke ass nigga ooo.

Well, my candid advice to u is to go and hustle like ur mate, make enuf money and I guarantee u that u won't b getting worked up unnecessarily.

Wen u have money, nothing, absolutely nothing/nobody will struck ur nerve especially on a faceless forum.
What part of avoid me did u not understand😒
HealthRe: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by NoahHadNoArk: 3:53pm On Dec 06, 2023
Numerouno94:
No need for the insults. The nigga might b joking. Learn to take certain comments on nairaland wit a pinch of salt.
It’s a sick joke to say and you twice as sick as he is, avoid me!
BusinessRe: How i replied my ex when she saw my business post on whatsapp by NoahHadNoArk: 12:30pm On Dec 06, 2023
Gentlesoul2021:
Charcoal....
Not even manure or anything 😒

Charcoal o


That girl no get sense
BusinessRe: How i replied my ex when she saw my business post on whatsapp by NoahHadNoArk: 11:09am On Dec 06, 2023
Honestly, I haven’t seen anything wrong with what you doing or is it just me?!?



I’m still looking sha, what’s in those bags ?!
Christianity EtcRe: You Can’t Have N1 Million & Give N500 As Offering To God — Prophet Okeke (Video) by NoahHadNoArk: 7:22am On Dec 06, 2023
To God or to you😒

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