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Christianity Etc › Re: See What Happened Between 3 Guys And 3 Prostitutes At Nite After Church Service by NoahHadNoArk: 9:03am On Jan 14, 2024
It been over 20 years now since that happened so I can't remember exactly what I said to the girl with me and her exact response, but what I could remember was that at some point, i had to get a pen from my friend to take down her number perhaps for follow up afterwards, as she was willing to give me her contact which appeared kind of her
20yrs ago, cell phones in Nigeria were not commonplace and not everyone owned land lines.


What contact did you collect from her?!


If you cooking up stories for testimonies could you at least make us know it’s fiction
Romance › Re: Newly-wed Couple Spotted Eating At A Fast Food After Their Wedding (pics/video) by NoahHadNoArk: 6:54am On Jan 14, 2024
It’s safe to conclude food was not served at the wedding 😂
Family › Re: Mum Returns Home To Meet Babysitting Husband Fast Asleep While Baby Is Awake by NoahHadNoArk: 8:55pm On Jan 13, 2024
And she makes photos and uploads on the net


To what end?!
Romance › Re: 70 Years Old Man No Gree For Any Woman This Year by NoahHadNoArk: 8:35pm On Jan 13, 2024
Were is the post of him banging plenty girls


I wan check something😂
Romance › Re: Men,wts Will B Ur Reaction If U Realise Ur Decent Wife Isn't D Decent Girl U Tho by NoahHadNoArk:
Do background checks at your own risk.

You will always unearth a can of worms.

Cultist ex bf, alcohol and drug use, series of abortions, a long history of Hookups and Gangbangs, a lesbian partner, a long list of Sugar Daddies or Zaddy as they call it, and others.

If your mind no strong, no do am.😂


But again let’s not be too hard on our ladies. Finding out about an evil past in a lady should not make you crucify her present or conclude on her future. I am a firm believer in second chances and turning a new leaf. So long as she doesn’t go back to that past life, help her rehabilitate and give her a clean slate to begin with.


My peace I leave you
Romance › Re: My Chest Is Bigger Than My Wife's Breast by NoahHadNoArk: 7:10pm On Jan 03, 2024
Dilijingsly:
Just two babies, the breast are now skinly, i don't want to cheat on my wife. What must i do to make it firm or even bigger
If you get her to arrange hookups with ladies with big boobs for you, that’s not cheating is it ?!
Romance › Re: Broken But Still Moving On by NoahHadNoArk: 4:57pm On Jan 03, 2024
Another SIMPle story
Christianity Etc › Re: UK 'destiny Church' Giving Out £100 And Groceries To Members - Timi Alleges by NoahHadNoArk: 8:31am On Jan 03, 2024
Timi, Madonna University Alumni
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Qatar-based Businessman, Others For Drug Trafficking by NoahHadNoArk: 9:50am On Jan 01, 2024
Abeg na new year be dis


No need to check their names. Anyone could do it
Politics › Re: BETTY Knew About The Death Of Akeredolu Three Hours Before Public Knowledge - AD by NoahHadNoArk: 9:00pm On Dec 29, 2023
Rest Abeg 😒
Celebrities › Re: Richard Mofe Damijo And Wife Celebrate 23 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by NoahHadNoArk:
MrsNwaAmaikpe:
shocked shocked

Congratulations to RMD even if we can conclude he has a high taste for ugly and bald-headed women.


Such a handsome alpha-male should be seen with the likes of Oprah Winfrey, Genevieve Nnaji and Omotola.

Now he has five children all looking ugly like their mums.

Tufiakwa!
You have spewn your trash as always on every thread you open and gotten the attention you desperately wanted, congratulations.

But at what expense?!


Revealing to the world that you were not loved at home, and feed from hand to mouth, which explains why you jump on every thread to let loose your bitterness, bile, hatred, malice and anger, all bottled inside of you. Well done.


So now I ask, was it worth it, The attention you wanted I mean?
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong For A 22 Old To Have A Sexual Relationship With A 15 Year Old Girl by NoahHadNoArk: 12:39pm On Dec 29, 2023
Age of consent in Nigeria is 12


Who’s to say otherwise?!
Romance › Re: If You Took Fake Postinor 2 ,expect This Result. by NoahHadNoArk: 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2023
WhiteBalaclava:
Keep calm, not all girls are like your sisters
No now !!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Christianity Etc › Re: The LGBTQ And The New Roman Catholic Church. by NoahHadNoArk: 3:57pm On Dec 26, 2023
Space booked…..
Romance › Re: Guys That Loves Watching Nigerian Nollywood by NoahHadNoArk: 8:21am On Dec 26, 2023
My thoughts too


With their stereotype cast, poorly written script, same faces in every picture, bad Special effects, bad…….


If I walk into a room and see you on any of the African magic channels, out of the many channels on cable tv you could watch, I rate you 4/10 and can’t see myself discussing either politics, current affairs or sports with you cause
we won’t be on the same page.


Nollywood in the 90s and early 2000s was quite something to write home about and look forward to, with a stellar cast, great script and beautiful soundtracks from Stanley okorie (chain reaction). It made our childhood and gave us something to love and cherish in the absence of cable tv. Sad to note that there’s been a steady decline in the production of good Nollywood movies in recent years.
Crime › Re: Brazilian Woman Hangs Herself After Killing Her Children (Graphic) by NoahHadNoArk: 6:00am On Dec 26, 2023
Demon possession.
Sports › Re: How Football Changed From From Entertainment And Goalscoring To Goalscoring Only by NoahHadNoArk: 11:19am On Dec 25, 2023
The goals, the kick about, the drama, the red cards, the fans and the players are more than enough entertainment for me.


Go back to watching wwe and keeping up with the kardashians…….the beautiful game is way beyond your comprehension.



Compliments of the season
Politics › Re: Again, Two Imo Communities Set January To Abolish Osu, Others by NoahHadNoArk: 11:10am On Dec 25, 2023
Caste system in the 21 century 😒


You idiots are still living in the ice age!
Admit it😡
Christianity Etc › Re: Has The Spirit Of Stealing Been Unleashed On Our Kids This Christmas? (Pic) by NoahHadNoArk: 5:29am On Dec 25, 2023
Chimookigwe:
My dog has more home training than you.
Your dog or your dad


You can’t tell the difference btwn the two
Food › Re: I Made This Chicken And Chips. Rate Me! (pics Ins.) by NoahHadNoArk: 4:34pm On Dec 24, 2023
3/10
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Kid I Read The Book Delivered From The Power Of Darkness by NoahHadNoArk: 12:39pm On Dec 24, 2023
Where can I get a copy

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