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Sports › Re: Combination Bet Won by NoahHadNoArk: 1:50am On May 03, 2023
You dey get mind to play draw……abi u see am for dream?!
TV/Movies › Re: What Caused This Line On TV Screen by NoahHadNoArk:
Change the screen, even tho the price will be close to getting a new tv, especially if it’s a Samsung




Ignore the nincompoops above me
Phones › Re: What Made You Switch To Iphone And Never Looked Back?? by NoahHadNoArk: 4:39pm On Apr 29, 2023
No hanging…….it’s miles ahead of any device I ever used. Certainly worth the hype and noise..
Sports › Re: Oruma: The Travails Of An Olympic Medalist by NoahHadNoArk: 4:09am On Apr 29, 2023
Nawttiboi007:
Vanity upon vanity
Some is vanity ?!
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Was Cain’s Wife? by NoahHadNoArk: 1:53am On Apr 29, 2023
Please correct me if I’m wrong


Op are you saying every single one of us are descendants of an incestous relationship?!?

And God will allow this?!?

Certainly they must be another explanation less shocking and disgusting pls😁
Romance › Re: Married Men And Guys In A Serious Relationship. by NoahHadNoArk: 1:31am On Apr 29, 2023
Turn the tables around…… how will she feel if she knows that the girls you have banged, their names will fill up a textbook cover to cover 🤣


But to answer your question, those guys in her past saw a sex mate and hole for their dïcks, you saw in her a wife, life partner and a home builder and that has worked so far for you, right?!

Glory to God


My friend who just married his long time girlfriend always tells me, marry a girl with the least body count.

This is to say the higher her body count, the more promiscuous she is, the less chances of her staying focused and building a home with you. My thoughts tho

Virginity is fast becoming a myth in our society today, forget it😂


My peace I leave you


NB


I dedicate this ftc to all those who voted APC into power and brought untold hardships to all Nigerians, May you be born a Nigerian again in your next life with PMB your president.
Crime › Re: Bebex Should Be Taught A Lesson by NoahHadNoArk: 9:38pm On Apr 28, 2023
kettykings:
How many of the herdsmen that have raped and killed yoruba ladies have been brought to book.

Absolutely nothing has come out of owo bombing almost a year later
What exactly is your point?
This one should also be swept under the carpet so that others can continue ?!?
Music/Radio › Re: I Got Used To Piano, I Play Without Attending Training Class by NoahHadNoArk: 8:25pm On Apr 28, 2023
BensonGodwin:
Hhxhxh
Thief!
Family › Re: Is A 9 Year Old Boy Too Young To Hawk? by NoahHadNoArk: 3:41pm On Apr 26, 2023
quincee88:
Obavoh, send the kids back to their parents asap. The food they're consuming in your house is already paining you. 2 extra mouths to feed, plus 4 other tiny little ones is just too much for you.

You are neither smart nor responsible, people who are, do not send infants to fetch them money from the street, at least not by hawking.

You are already feeding your little one with raw beans just so you cut cost, and also wearing her boys wear, again, to cut cost. These clothes you said were worn by your first baby. So just the first boy gets new clothing occasionally, others just wear after him. Tell me why 2 extra mouths wouldn't be a big deal. Plus your wife just dashed you #500 in her first day of business. Abeg, I'm tired of remembering and having to type all your family brouhaha here. JUST SEND THEM BACK!
🤣🤣🤣
Family › Re: Is A 9 Year Old Boy Too Young To Hawk? by NoahHadNoArk: 3:11pm On Apr 26, 2023
Foodqueen:
No age is a barrier in hawking.

Let your children start too.

If hawking is the reason why you think you are this responsible without sense, then........
Epic 🤣🤣🤣
Family › Re: Is A 9 Year Old Boy Too Young To Hawk? by NoahHadNoArk: 11:52am On Apr 26, 2023
People still send kids to hawk?
while other kids are advancing in a tech age and world.


It’s poverty and laziness to send infants to make money for you.


Real foolishness
Crime › Re: 6 Police Officers Caught Assaulting Students by NoahHadNoArk: 11:47am On Apr 26, 2023
Like if you drove down to check their names😁
Phones › Re: A Nairalander Just Scammed Me by NoahHadNoArk: 10:03pm On Apr 25, 2023
This same guy once asked people to drop their account details on his whatsapp for giveaways courtesy of his Party APC


Some people complied, what did the brainless guy do, he made screenshots and ridiculed and taunted them with it by exposing their banking details while calling them names.

He sent nothing

Some people are just terrible
Crime › Re: See What Criminal Cultists Are Doing In Ogun State by NoahHadNoArk: 4:51am On Apr 24, 2023
To what end?
Romance › Re: It Is Okay If You're Short As A Man, But At Least Have Money � by NoahHadNoArk:
As a woman, get sense

Else your Pušsy will suffer.


The op can relate
Business › Re: This Is A Scam ��. by NoahHadNoArk: 1:00pm On Apr 21, 2023
Networking or Ponzi
Nairaland General › Re: If By Mistake #280M Was Transferred To Your Account, What Would You Do? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:13am On Apr 20, 2023
Reach out to the owner and strike an agreement. Because if you decide not to spend the money, the bank can only freeze your account. Most people have more than one account so who looses?

So reach out to the bank and try to get to the owner of the money, las las 1m fit enter your hand😁
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Woman With 3 Kids? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:04am On Apr 20, 2023
It’s a trap, flee


If you need kids that bad then adopt one.


Not three grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Couple Lite Up The Internet With Beautiful Pre Wedding Pictures by NoahHadNoArk:
grin
Romance › Re: Coded Runs Girls Are Balling by NoahHadNoArk: 10:20pm On Apr 12, 2023
HeartlessMan:
Nairaland is cheaper.
Just go to travel section and lie. They will flood your DM.
This comment is very heartless

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