₦airaland Forum

onyxo76:
i dey wonder o, so na to dey bring nokia 3310 come school be that, but wetin the VC and the lecturers go dey use ?

Vc and lecturers na students ?!?

AdaojoTheUrchin:
I support it. Smart phones are distractive for students.

But they should allow table that can be used to browse and watch educational videos.

Tablet you meant?!



Shebi that tablet no dey watch and download porn abi?!


Na d same thn jhor

onyxo76:
smart phones as in the regular android or i phone we use abi which one dem ban?

All of them na smartphones na

Gbadespet:
Your parents will think they've giving birth to a baby with sense but reverse is the case

Rest abeg

Madonna university has been doing this years ago, it’s no longer news

Seakay:
Which gift did Ur Father buy for your Mother?

Haba naaa
Make that girl no go drink sniper on top this savage comment o

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Imbëcile

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color]

Another Evening newspaper seeking validation.



I hope you get 100likes so you can put it in your CV.

Price of fuel be hitting the skies, elections by the corner with people busy collecting their pvc, all that bothers you is to watch BBTITANS then come and upload your photo on a faceless forum in a desperate attempt to gain clout and raise your self esteem.

See her face looking like sugarless puff puff


Shift abeg

If I see this thread again on this platform na to call mtn to cease and desist your supply of data!!!?



See your face like chewing gum

Sad really

Attention seeker

Date rich guy till money finishes, then moves to another rich guy and repeat.


That’s still wanting the best for oneself right ?!

Alaye

adeoyekay:
Still a virgin

Then keep off the thread for fûcks sake!!!!!

Sweetplum:
I v not lost mine.

Make I bend

Parks Benz

Oga u resemble frog


Shift Abeg

Was it your first time with her ?!

DeLaRue:
Over Christmas, a friend told me his return ticket to South Africa was around N300k meaning roughly N150k each way.

I was surprised, as I understand it's almost 6hrs journey.

Yet, I flew from Lagos to Akure on a business trip in September for N75k! It's only 30mins.

Things are just too expensive here and the blame goes to Nigerians themselves. The profit margin people put on their goods and services is too high.

Blame it on the government and the hike in petroleum products.



The people are not to blame.

gaby:
Na una get money to waste.

Once I carry my backpack loaded with my essentials, I go use short cut wska that journey, tops, 3 days.

Everyone knows you joking, please do not influence others to take this suggestion. It will be suicidal

CoronaVirusRelo:
Comedian!

Mods should please move to jokes section!

Trash

Following

A girl at the peak of her sexual life, hopping on dïcks for fun, pleasure and money. Then suddenly you tell her to leave all those men to stick to one díck alone. Who we kidding?!?


She always finds herself chatting with that ex and getting back to him for a “one last time” of rolling between the sheets that will never be the last, because like an addiction, she will always crave for more.


Look at the celebrities who called off their weddings last year and the various sorry stories their partners had to say and you will admit there’s more to this than meets the eye. Ignore the expensive, glamorous weddings and love stories. See beyond the uniformed attires couples flaunt in public and you be killing yourself asking “God when”. Just like recharge cards or data getting exhausted and you be holding just another smartphones and managing to enjoy the games in it without getting access to internet service and all, that’s how the love in people’s marriages has expired, dragged and grated to the dust. What’s holding them back is endurance, very high levels of tolerance, and the shame the long arduous journey a Divorce proceeding brings. In some cases it’s the children.


But again let’s not be too critical of that institution called marriage. Because just like every other thing in life, it’s always a gamble. It could go either ways. You move to a new town/country in search of greener pastures, you could either win or loose. You buy a new car and the very next day the brake fails you in the face of a moving trailer. Same with walking down the aisle with someone who was once a stranger to you, anything could happen.

To the men out there, do not settle down out of pressure the society brings. Make sure you know your partner inside out and make sure your goals and dreams are synchronized, make sure the love you have for her is real and stay true to working it out while making efforts to improve yourselves.

For the ladies out there, omo una matter dey tire me sha. It’s true a lady marries who is ready and not who she loves, and ends up cheating on the hubby with the guys she gave her heart to. True love never lies remember. Again let me not be too one sided about it because the infidelity pendulum swings both ways. I left Abuja for Port Harcourt in August to Attend the wedding of a childhood friend to his long time lawyer girlfriend. This guy is my truest friend turned brother and his wife has become a sister to me. Now this guy we used to run real deep sh*ts with in the past including gang bangs and 3smes. He called me in December, few months after his big and glamorous, talk-of-the town wedding asking if I’m in town cause he’s bringing a mistress over for yet another session with me at a hideout we used to share. The wife dey house o I was in town but told him I’m in Lagos just so I wouldn’t have to participate or be an accessory to the start of his adulterous ways. This guy settled out of pressure since he’s made, wealthy with properties to his name and lots of women upon him like bees to Honey. He always tells me marriage is never a do or die. He will quit anytime he feels he can’t take it anymore. At a time the wife will begin to suspect and believe her instincts that this guy is having affairs but will seek to turn a blind eye for the sake of peace and that’s what couples today are enduring.


Then I shake my head and I laugh at that institution called marriage, it’s actually built on a foundation of love, lies, deception, tolerance and endurance.


Not for the faint hearted really.

I wish all married couples in this part of the world all the happiness they can get.


Well as much as one could be happy in an institution as barbaric as marriage.



My peace I leave you Abeg,

E say na perverted ambitions

Candidlady:
Love guys like this

Very humble and hardworking

We ladies deserve submissive men

But you will still cheat on him with a guy who maltreats, beats and call you names, all because he has money.




When next you pray to God for a child always be specific on the Gender.

Garrieveryday:
Who among these presidential candidates is more desperate for power?

A) Atilu Abubakar
B) Peter Obi
3) Asiwaju Tinubu
4) Rabio Kwankwaso

Quote and drop your answer below

Everyone knows the answer

Coming out to tell us it is your turn like say na your papa house.


And people be foolishly supporting him, Haba

dgamechanger:
He is celebrating his birthday not campaigning

Leave that imbecilë



He thinks everyone is a clout chasing, glory hungry politician like the ones whose arse he’s licking