₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,302 members, 8,516,625 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 November 2026 at 03:24 AM

Toggle theme

NoahHadNoArk's Posts

Nairaland Forum › NoahHadNoArk's Profile › NoahHadNoArk's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 (of 55 pages)

Properties › Re: The Role Of Government Workers' Negligence In Building Collapse: A Wake-up Call by NoahHadNoArk: 7:12am On May 17, 2023
psucc:
The issue of building collapse in Nigeria may go well beyond regulation, supervision or any measure to mitigate same.

Truth be told, most are diabolically/ ritually connected.
Do the proper thing and stop blaming every shortcomings on spirits and demons, you not living in the cave age😏
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Killing Friend In Adamawa by NoahHadNoArk: 7:27pm On May 16, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Because of 100k dolls

Sorry 100k naira that is not even up to 250 dolls
Bless a soul with dolls na🙏
Romance › Re: Only A Strong Man Can Do This.... by NoahHadNoArk: 12:40pm On May 16, 2023
Geovanni412:
Nigeria has the highest rate of marital fraud in the world

The redpill community here is of the opinion that all Nigerian girls are useless and all girls are sluts

I don't disagree with them ...

I just want them to prove their honesty with this simple test

Redpillers, please you guys should take a DNA test and confirm if your father is who you think he is?

Tag any redpiller you know to take the challenge.
This still throws credence on the fact that girls/females/women are the highest perpetrators of paternity fraud.

Redpillers have been correct all along.


Tell us something different
Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci: Real Estate Firm In Uyo, In - Motions Awards Plot of Land to Hilda by NoahHadNoArk: 9:17am On May 16, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
Some ozwors here were insulting her yesterday for doing a "nonsense" feat. Na that nonsense dey pave way for her now.

Something wey Dem no go fit ever achieve! 🤣
No b only ozwors
Nwa Nkita
Business › Re: Oku Ibom Ibibio Christens Hilda Bassey As MKPOUTO AKWA IBOM by NoahHadNoArk: 6:29am On May 16, 2023
Truly deserving
Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo Celebrates Hilda Baci's 100 Hours Cooking Marathon Record by NoahHadNoArk: 9:44pm On May 15, 2023
blabulu2000:
Obi has become too proud ...he can not congratulate hilda
So what’s his wife doing at the venue ?!?


Abi you dey find gist to kill your boredom
Christianity Etc › Re: ************************** by NoahHadNoArk: 9:35pm On May 15, 2023
Whatever arguments or debate you about to start is dead on arrival.

Rest


I dedicate this ftc to my Home girl Hilda Bassey.
Many open doors for you
Celebrities › Re: “hilda No Change Pant For 96 Hours” – Whatsapp User Highlights A New Record by NoahHadNoArk: 6:35pm On May 15, 2023
Merch:
shey hoes dey wear pant
Not all girls are like your sisters
Keep calm
Politics › Re: Please Stop The Hilda Baci Hype by NoahHadNoArk: 9:37am On May 15, 2023
Rayban25:
Congratulate the girl and move on..your own time will come..dont allow envy to poison you and the OP
Ignore dem bad belle😂
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholics Dont Encourage Condoms by NoahHadNoArk: 9:31am On May 15, 2023
JOACHINpedro:
No, she said it here last year
And believe it?!?

Her body count may surpass a pornstàr😂
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholics Dont Encourage Condoms by NoahHadNoArk: 2:03pm On May 14, 2023
JOACHINpedro:
Ilamina is a virgin, i confirmed it
By confirmed you mean you’ve seen her hymen?!?
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholics Dont Encourage Condoms by NoahHadNoArk:
Ilamina:
Our church believes condoms stop the spread of aids

Why do Catholics believe in abstinence in a world full of sex

How does that work
Go back and ask you pastor

What church you worship again?!

You know the truth but your flesh is weak to accept it so you try to twist the truth to condone your promiscuous ways. Continue.


As if those condoms you using will give you a 100% protection from STDs. 😏


Right from the beginning abstinence was the truth, or better still stick to one partner in marriage. A generation that can’t say no to sex have gladly welcomed the use of condoms and contraceptives, that you had the impunity to come here to tell the world that your church leaders have endorsed this shows how much your church has stooped to allow the secular world corrupt them and their teachings. It has never been so. And now you envy other churches whose faith has stood the test of time



Next time you use a condom while you engage in your paid sex activities that condom will burst and that thing you have been avoiding will hit you in the face.


Mark the bolded
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholics Dont Encourage Condoms by NoahHadNoArk: 8:31pm On May 13, 2023
Ilamina:
why so bitter

I can't criticize Catholics anymore
Criticize yourself first…….


No condoms, no abortions, no same sêx marriages. The church has never, and will never follow the multitude to bend and do the wrong.

If your church permits condoms and encourages premarital sëx as a way to increase its membership then so be it, The Catholic Church will never criticize or condemn over your choices be it good or bad, so please leave them alone and continue sinning in peace.
Politics › Re: Idara Gold Walks Free From Court - Picture by NoahHadNoArk: 2:40pm On May 13, 2023
When will she seek damages on those who stole 18months of her life
Romance › Re: If U Wanna Marry Avoid Akwa Ibom Girls,nd If U Are Dating Money Spy On Her by NoahHadNoArk: 12:02pm On May 13, 2023
Donire:
Have you read recent story about a well established doctor (married) in SA, who claim a corpse of a dead prisoner , months later the picture the doc and presumed dead prisoner in a mall.
Please link to story
Romance › Re: If U Wanna Marry Avoid Akwa Ibom Girls,nd If U Are Dating Money Spy On Her by NoahHadNoArk: 9:14am On May 13, 2023
Fallacy of hasty Generalization
Romance › Re: 15years Old Boy Dies After Masturbating For 65 Times by NoahHadNoArk: 4:11am On May 13, 2023
Westerhoffe:
shocked
Like, who is there counting it for him?
I have so many questions, this will be the first one ☝️
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Man Offers N4.6 Million For Old Pressing Iron In A Video. by NoahHadNoArk: 3:49am On May 13, 2023
Ever8090:
The man is fascinated with old stuffs..... Nigeria hav one old stuff he will like, he should come and collect this one for free...
Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you
Career › Re: Suleman Babayero Isa Now A US Soldier by NoahHadNoArk: 5:32pm On May 12, 2023
Guy Were you wash face Abeg
Romance › Re: Is Reels On Facebook A Soft Child Porn by NoahHadNoArk: 4:37pm On May 12, 2023
Deicide:
I hardly visit pornhub these days grin Just open Tiktok and you go see things. The funny thing is that these Social platforms are highly moderated but trust all this girls to still bypass it one way or another. After they would blame MEN for all their problems, When any small chance they get they wanna go naked.
Is it your naked😏

Shift Abeg, no come spoil joy for Vaseline crew
Romance › Re: The Richest Bachelor In Nigeria Is From Anambra State(photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 11:36pm On May 10, 2023
Madonna Alumni
Crime › Re: Lecturer Destroys Student’s Iphone XR Because It Rang In Class(video) by NoahHadNoArk: 7:31pm On May 10, 2023
Nawttiboi007:
Maybe u can as well apply to be ur own lecturer then at least it will save you the stress! Spoilt brat
Senseless
Crime › Re: Lecturer Destroys Student’s Iphone XR Because It Rang In Class(video) by NoahHadNoArk: 4:29pm On May 10, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
i am sure you knew the rules of having a phone in class...
Yes she did, but smashing that phone justifies nothing really.
Classic example of killing a fly with a sledgehammer.

Seizing the phone or walking her out of the class will do. Not smashing her phone.


Nigerian lecturers and their excesses sha
Romance › Re: How I Made One Of The Most Brilliant Lady In My Department Get A Carry Over by NoahHadNoArk: 10:28am On May 07, 2023
See the kind of thread someone will wake up on a Sunday morning and create.

Tomorrow you say na Village people dey wori u



Dey play



People coming here to support him and encourage laziness…..and abuse and punish hard work and brains.


Reflects the rot in our society today
Politics › Re: As An Igboman I'm I Happy For Ekweremmadu's Fate by NoahHadNoArk: 10:22am On May 07, 2023
OloYeOfEgbE:
Really..?..

4.5 million for kidney? Usd or naira..
Are you thinking what I’m thinking ?!?😂
Romance › Re: How I Made One Of The Most Brilliant Lady In My Department Get A Carry Over by NoahHadNoArk: 9:05am On May 07, 2023
Someone explain to me how this heartlessness is funny or makes sense in any way to anyone.



She spends hours and burns her night candle studying very hard, while all you do is Search for girls on Tinder and badoo to quench your lust after clubbing and crawling out all night.

If you story is anything to go by, what you did is wrong and must be condemned immediately, flushing another man’s sweat into the trash can, hope you not flushing you own destiny too, I really hope. It’s a free world, she has the right to show you her scripts or assignments, made from her sweat, the same way you have the freedom to reveal or not the content of your smartphone. This little thing you did in the name of a prank will ruin a good lady’s chances of not attaining first class. And you think it’s funny? No b witchcraft b that?!


Let me believe this was just posted for clout otherwise find that lady, confess to her and seek her forgiveness, karma is real. Your life’s opportunities will slip by you for no just cause. Don’t be surprised if you not selected after interview, to work in that oil company or be the only one not to scale through that screening. This is how it starts. These things happen.

Abeg I dey Mass,


Later
Romance › Re: My Uncle In Estonia Came Back Just Because Of Suya by NoahHadNoArk: 7:57pm On May 06, 2023
squash47:
Talk true, your uncle is looking for Aboki that will help him to move drug or do organ business. Suya ko, Soka Ni.
Senseless




I’m in Abuja yet I’m craving Dog meat from Akwa Ibom state, Ibiono LGA to be precise.


Drugs and organ business is all you know and do that’s why you get itchy and edgy when someone wants to push you out of your own source of livelihood.

Repent
Education › Re: What's The Reason Behind Snakes Climbing Trees Without Falling Off by NoahHadNoArk: 5:47pm On May 04, 2023
Like if you know this thread is moving to the promised land 😁
Romance › Re: 21-year-old Lady Goes Viral After Claiming To Have Bought A Benz Worth 36million by NoahHadNoArk: 1:13pm On May 04, 2023
Congratulations to her



I resist all the urge in me to call her olos** 😩





My peace I leave you Abeg 🤣
Sports › Re: Olympic Gold Medalist Dies Suddenly At The Age Of 32 by NoahHadNoArk: 12:58pm On May 04, 2023
Another one bites the dust




The Debt that all men pay
Politics › Re: Birthday: Yahaya Bello's Wife Rashida Yahaya Bello Celebrated By Staff by NoahHadNoArk: 7:25pm On May 03, 2023
slimfit1:
She is public property
Uncalled for

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 (of 55 pages)