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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Private School Teachers How Have You Been Coping Through This Period? by noCAP(m): 3:17am On Apr 26, 2020
fuwaski:
Lol my brother... I thank God. I am 100 times better than then. I experienced those nonsense in Abuja. Now am in Lagos with a solar system company as there IT personnel. I do have some calls to work for other firms when the need arises. Funny thing is.... I read ENGLISH LANGUAGE. NOW AN IT EXPERT. Imagine if am still earning 30k lol... Na to hell on earth allowance be that.
I also set up a car paint shop that is being managed by me and someone i employed.
what did graduate with? if you don't mind
RomanceRe: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by noCAP(m): 10:37am On Apr 21, 2020
Glo4issy:
Had one crush then (handsome guy)lol,the guy made it so obvious to the point everyone around knew he liked me ,funny enough my room mate had a crush on him lol... imagine the whole thing and I never liked this boy one bit,my friend was even asking me if I did voodoo on him . One evening,I was kinda Hot I called him into the room and made OGA give me head when he wanted to slide in,that was when I realize I just bleeped up . Till date I still regret taking advantage of him
Not cool. you could have least given him head too
RomanceRe: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by noCAP(m): 12:57am On Apr 19, 2020
mine was in my 300lvl days in uni. there was this girl with mad ass in my department whose friend i was dating. I didn't actually know they were friends(well they were not really friends per say, they just stayed in the same hostel).

so there was a day she came to visit a friend of her's close to my lodge. it's like she was God sent because the konji wey dey my body that time mad gan. my then babe travelled. so i was sha watching a movie on my laptop when this babe called me that she is around my area o and wants to say "hi". as I heard that one, I know say something go sup, because e get one Kain eye this babe dey take look me for class..this kain "thirsty" eyes and me sef been dey feel the babe too.

the guy kain speed wey i use tidy up everywhere, go buy CD keep for under the bed, me sef shock..i am talking less than 10minutes. she finally came sha, and to cut the story short, we bleeped, like, crazy, freaky sex. guys, this girl's pussy sweet as fvck. she went the next morning and promised to drop by again.

My babe came back that weekend and she had a serious fight with the big ass girl in my department over some meaningless nonsense. To get back at my then babe, the big ass girl told my then babe that she bleeped me. my babe later called that night and was crying and cursing me. I was still oblivious of the fact that i had been exposed. she finally dropped the bombshell "you slept with Cynthia abi!!?" I was shocked about how she found out and kept mute for like three seconds. she cut the call before i could come up with a lie. she hasn't picked my call again till today. I cried that night sha, 'cause this babe had everything i wanted but stupid konji wouldn't let me be. as for the stupid girl in my department who spoilt my beautiful relationship, I deleted her number and stopped talking to her. we later became friends again close to our convocation but i vowed never to have anything to do with her again
RomanceRe: "How Can I Make A Guy Happy Without Sex" - Lady by noCAP(m): 12:25pm On Apr 16, 2020
he's eventually going to get the sex from somewhere else, except he's a virgin
HealthRe: How I Found Out I Was HIV Positive!!! by noCAP(m): 10:02pm On Apr 15, 2020
NextD18:
The statement "HIV is not the end of your life " is nothing but scam.

It is the end!

Just like Sickle Cell patients.

They are all living corpse. Let's embrace the truth, enlighten people on the dangers of HIV and stop giving them reasons to have unprotected sexual activities.
This is very insensitive, you sick bastard.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Humble Giveaway - Drop Your Account Details by noCAP(m):
ok
PoliticsRe: People That Will Feel The Additional 14 Days Lockdown By The President by noCAP(m):
Yankee101:
Ur akant or a cell number if you prefer airtime
chairman, thank you very much
PoliticsRe: People That Will Feel The Additional 14 Days Lockdown By The President by noCAP(m): 10:14pm On Apr 13, 2020
Yankee101:
1k per person truly in need. No new accounts. Quote me
bro, abeg
RomanceRe: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by noCAP(m): 8:17pm On Apr 08, 2020
lalasticlala o!!! see better content
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Princess Shyngle: My Man In Jail, I'm Struggling. Nobody Supporting Me by noCAP(m): 9:52am On Apr 03, 2020
jayson87:
ok you are my last for the day. Will send you too
chai! why i no show early sef. But boss, you don try. it is well with you sir
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Princess Shyngle: My Man In Jail, I'm Struggling. Nobody Supporting Me by noCAP(m): 9:44am On Apr 03, 2020
Ubiudumo:
I'm moved. Just send me your account details let me gift you small thing. grin
bro, make i send mine?
RomanceRe: My Dangerous Encounter With A Girl by noCAP(m): 9:24am On Apr 03, 2020
so you're a cultist? just know it will never be well with you
RomanceRe: Take A Picture With Your Face Mask And Hand Sanitizer, Get Cash Reward From Me. by noCAP(m): 2:54pm On Mar 29, 2020
ugolinze123:
Pardon my kind of mask...na so I dey wear am everyday. When come back I wash am. 0075553262 Access bank okechukwu christian thanks in advance
abeg, make person pity this guy grin
RomanceRe: 5k Cash For First 30 People by noCAP(m): 11:52pm On Mar 28, 2020
chai, nothing person no go see for this life. the poverty level is simply astonishing. Damn!!!
EducationRe: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by noCAP(m): 10:53pm On Mar 21, 2020
judging by this thread, it's safe to say that those that majored on science related courses, have a 90% better chance of getting a job than those that studied art courses. it's quite sad really
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by noCAP(m): 10:06pm On Mar 21, 2020
all you fools better use this Corona virus break period to make something out of your fvcking lives. betting is only going to make you sick, depressed and useless. A word is enough for the wise, they say
RomanceRe: Erigga Advise Young Men To Stay Away From Yahoo Boy’s Girlfriend. by noCAP(m): 6:01pm On Mar 19, 2020
This is a fact. most girls have been used to renew jazz. na for Lagos the thing worst pass though. If you think i am lying, get very close to a Yahoo boy and tell him you'll want to work with him, or you want to learn his work, you'll be shocked. As things dey for street now eh, if you no plus up, na hunger go kee you laslas
Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You Have A Job And Also Earning 25k Just Be Happy And Give Thanks To God. by noCAP(m): 9:46am On Mar 17, 2020
Anyone with a job for me, pls? I studied English and Literary studies.
PhonesRe: Redmi!! Bust My Brain!! by noCAP(m): 3:11pm On Mar 12, 2020
63k? you sure?
RomanceRe: 24-year-old Gay Escapes Death After Defiling 4-year-old Boy (Photos) by noCAP(m): 3:17pm On Jan 22, 2020
you see why i hate gays angry
RomanceRe: The Alarming Rate Of Paternity Fraud Going On In The Society by noCAP(m): 9:28pm On Jan 18, 2020
thebosstrevor:
are you one?

there is nothing wrong being a virgin what is wrong is a virgin(experienced) teaching people how to act or behave with women, it is hilarious

even business minded people wont ask business advice from people who arent in business.
I hate to admit, but this is actually true. you can't be a virgin, inexperienced in the world of women, and still be teaching already experienced guys how to handle/lay females. it just doesn't work like that.

My opinion though
RomanceRe: Pls Help I Am Beginning To Be Attracted To My Fellow Males by noCAP(m): 12:15am On Jan 16, 2020
tartar9:
I find gayism disgusting also,but some categories of gay porn could be stimulating thou.Just count yourself lucky you didn't come across those ones.
there's nothing stimulating about gay porn, bro. I mean, how will a truly straight person get aroused watching two grown ass men stick their dicks in each other's ass? It might a bit stimulating though if a woman is involved. But just two men having a "go" at each other is just downright disgusting.
RomanceRe: My Esan (ishan) Girlfriend Is Threatening Me. by noCAP(m): 2:16pm On Jan 15, 2020
they are dangerous, bro. they can kill you without a second thought
RomanceRe: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by noCAP(m): 10:55pm On Jan 14, 2020
Educonomist:
smileyBros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........
2k+ likes shocked
RomanceRe: Pls Help I Am Beginning To Be Attracted To My Fellow Males by noCAP(m): 9:07pm On Jan 13, 2020
If you watch gay porn and you don't get an erection, or you don't feel any sort of pleasure, then you're straight. But if you your dlck rises by even an inch, then you're in denial of your gay tendency.

Someone told me to take the above test to know if i am actually gay or not. After thinking about it for some days, I decided to give it a shot. I didn't even go past the first 2 minutes of the stupid porn before i felt like throwing up. That shii sucks mehn
RomanceRe: How To Delete My Account On Nairaland. by noCAP(m): 1:19am On Jan 13, 2020
bitch, fvck off with yo' bullshit. no one really gives a fvck
RomanceRe: This Portharcourt Crossdresser Will Amuse You, See His Twerking Skills. PHOTOS by noCAP(m): 12:30am On Jan 11, 2020
this one should clearly have been born as a girl undecided may we not mistakenly yansh our fellow guy o sad
RomanceRe: Meet The Sexiest Girl In Nigeria (pictures) by noCAP(m): 7:41am On Jan 10, 2020
she's average, at best
RomanceRe: Man Gets His ‘ultimate Revenge’ On A Girl Dating Him For Free Things by noCAP(m): 2:25am On Jan 10, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
Why have the men of this generation suddenly become habitual wailers over what they give to a girl? Na wa ooo

What I see these days especially here on Nairaland are women in Men's clothing.
Gone are the days when men carry our their responsibilities without whinning. Now, na so so wailing, crying and revolting.
this is 2020, bitch! go get a job!
CelebritiesRe: Perri Edwards Shakes-drayton Slays In Bikini by noCAP(m): 5:41pm On Jan 09, 2020
Pussywar:
Shut tf up. Bitch. And next time, keep your moral standards at home, cos if it was only the man in that picture, you wouldn't have an opinion, but you want to hide behind "I mentioned men too". Shut tf up and don't quote me. Stupid, perverted bitch. Later person go date you. Jump and pass.
you keep screaming bitch! bitch! bitch! Makes me wonder, are you a bitch?
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran 'Standing Down' After Missile Strikes - Trump by noCAP(m): 12:11am On Jan 09, 2020
So, no world war 3? cry

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