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gen2genius:
SHAMEFUL DEATH OF A RANDY PROPHET!!!

Allah gave muhammed the best death a Hot man can dream of, he died while making love to the one he loved to make love most!

PROOF THAT HE DIED DURING AN EXPLOSIVE MOMENT

Ibn Hisham page 682:

….that he heard Aisha say: “The apostle died on my bosom during my turn: [of having sex with]. It was due to my ignorance and extreme youth that the apostle died in my arms

Sahih Bukhari,
Volume 7, Book 62, Number 144:

Narrated ‘Aisha:
He died on the day of my usual turn ( of having sex) at my house. Allah took him unto him while his head was between my chest and my neck and his saliva was mixed with my SALIVA.

Aisha is blaming her youth and ignorance for causing Prophet’s death . Aisha’s eager cooperation excited Prophet immensely which lead to a wild session of pre-intimacy and tongue action followed by intensive sex . Due to her inexperience she could not see the danger of an old man performing sex with a young woman during his serious illness. Timely slowing down or stopping him could have saved his life. Prophet had an explosive climax which his old and sick heart could not handle and went in a cardiac arrest. She saw him die and slump on her bosom during his moment of extreme pleasure. (which is not uncommon in such cases). That is why she felt guilty of causing his death,

HE DID NOT RECITE KALIMA AT DEATH !!!

The hadiths indicate that instead of having kalima on his mouth like a good muslim during his last moments , prophet’s mouth was busy in tongue action and French kissing.

HARD FACTS

His body must have stiffened as he died during his pleasure moment in an “as is” condition. The fact that they tried to cover him with triple shroud indicates an embarrassing bulge which they must have tried to even out by extra layers of clothing. They wouldn’t have wanted all to know what their prophet was up to when he died.

Dawood, Book 20, Number 3147:

Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas:

The Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) was shrouded in three garments made in Najran: two garments and one shirt in which he died.

Apparently neither the three clothing layers nor the reported delay in burial helped in the situation and he was buried quietly.

Abuzola:
See the idiot wanna play a fast one on me. Why not clear ur absurdity on solomon and co

olabowale:
@davidylan: Why dont finish swallow the Biblical lies first, maybe from Paul, eh? Then come back to introspectively think about Quran!

@Noetic:« #24 on: Today at 06:37:32 PM » So tell me whats "moon" in arabic? Osupa is what we say in Yoruba language. Whats it in Arabic? Then give me "moon-god" in arabic language.

In yoruba llanguage moon-god will be oba osupa. No? Give me Arabic equivalence? You see you cant just talk and think you can do a scooby doo without getting a challenge from somebody! Give me Moon-god, Oba-Osupa, in arabic and it must have moon in its name!

Abuzola:
I can't stop laughing, noetic has ran out of excuse, so solomon and otherrs who wrote the scripture are not from ur god, kakakakaka hahahahahahyahaaha

Chrisbenogor:
Because I question the motives and the capabilities of the people who wrote those books. Scientists would not be propounding evolution just to control people no? But I feel that religion has been used and is still being used by a smart few who have realised what most people fear.
Maybe my disbelief in God will clear things up for you to understand why I said I feel it is being used as a tool to control people.
Yes I read the thread where you talked about atheists being irrational and I did not quite understand why? For me this is the syntax of events, just imagine I am chris of the jungle
Noetic2: Hi Chris how are you and the jungle
Chris: I am fine brother, and you
Noetic2: Oh yes I am, thanks be to God
Chris: God?
Noetic2: yes God, you know the creator?
, cut and this is where you place your argument for the creator so the conversation can continue.
My point is I cannot PROVE A NEGATIVE, so the burden of proof lies on you to show me the overwhelming evidence that there is a God and then I will tell you just how I see that evidence.

alimat 2:
@ noetic and co,
are u willing to learn about Islam or what? if no then i think there are a thousand and one issues waithing for u in your Christianity world that needs solution why don't u attend to that before criticising other religion
IS THERE NO LOOP HOLES IN UR RELIGION?I BELIEVE U KNOW WHAT THE WORD UNITY IS? PLEASE HAVE MEETING WITH OTHER XTIANS ABT UNITY IN UR WORLD BEFORE U CONDEMING OTHERS



THIS IS JUST AND ADVICE

huxley2:
When was woman created? Was woman created outside of the six days of creation or within the six days of creation?

littleb:
@neotic2
Let me relate to you part of prophet Muhammad experience on the Night journey(the ascension):

1- On Prophet Muhammad's journey from Masjid al-Haram to Masjid al-Aqsa, Allah enabled him to see some of His wondrous creations. Allah enabled the Prophet to see the world (dunya) like an old woman. However, this old woman was wearing a great deal of jewelry, and in this there is an indication signifying the reality of the world.

2- Allah enabled the Prophet to see Iblis. The Prophet saw something on the side of the road which did not dare to stand in his way or speak to him. What the Prophet saw was Iblis. Originally, Iblis was a believer and lived with the angels in Paradise. When Allah ordered the angels to prostrate (sujud) to Prophet Adam, Iblis was ordered to prostrate to him as well. The angels prostrated to Adam in obedience to Allah, because angels do not disobey Allah. However, Iblis did not obey, and he objected to the order of Allah. He said, "You created me out of fire, and You created him out of clay. How do You order me to prostrate to him?" So this objection by Iblis to the order of Allah was the first blasphemy he committed.

3- On his journey, the Prophet smelled a very nice odor. He asked Jibril about this pleasant scent and Jibril informed him this good smell was coming from the grave of the woman whose duty used to be to comb Pharaoh's daughter's hair. This woman was a good, pious believer. One day, as she was combing Pharaoh's daughter's hair, the comb fell from her hand. At this she said, ""Bismillah. "Pharaoh's daughter asked her, "Do you have a god other than my father?" The woman said, "Yes. My Lord and the Lord of your father is Allah." Pharaoh's daughter told her father what had happened. Pharaoh demanded this woman blaspheme and leave Islam, but she refused. At that, Pharaoh threatened to kill her children. He brought a great pot of water and built a great fire under it. When the water boiled, Pharaoh brought her children and started to drop them into that pot one after the other. Throughout all this, the woman remained steadfast to Islam, even when Pharaoh reached her youngest child--a little boy still breast feeding--but she felt pity for him. At that, Allah enabled this child to speak. He said to his mother, "O Mother, be patient. The torture of the Hereafter is far more severe than the torture of this life, and do not be reluctant, because you are right." At this the woman requested Pharaoh collect her bones and the bones of her children and bury them in the same grave. Pharaoh promised her that--then dropped her into that boiling water. She died as a martyr. The good odor the Prophet smelled coming from her grave is an indication of her high status.

4- During his trip, the Prophet saw people who were planting and reaping in two days. Jibril told the Prophet, "These were the people who fight for the sake of Allah (mujahidun). "."

5- The Prophet also saw people whose lips and tongues were clipped with scissors made of fire. Jibril told the Prophet, "These are the speakers of sedition (fitna) who call people to misguidance."

6- He also saw a bull which exited a very small outlet, then was trying in vain to return through that small outlet. Jibril told the Prophet, "This is the example of the bad word--once spoken, it cannot be returned."

7- The Prophet saw people grazing like animals, with very little clothing on their private parts. Jibril told the Prophet, "These are the ones who refused to pay zakat. "."

8- The Prophet saw angels smashing some people's heads with rocks. These heads would return to the shape they had been, and then the angels would smash their heads again--and so on. Jibril told the Prophet, "These are the ones whose heads felt too heavy to perform prayer--the ones who used to sleep without praying."

9- On his journey the Prophet saw people who were competing to eat some rotten meat--ignoring meat that was sliced and unspoiled. Jibril told the Prophet, "These are people from your nation who leave out that which is permissible (halal), and consume that which is forbidden ((haram). "This reference was to the fornicators, that is, the ones who left out the permissible (marriage) and committed sins (fornication).

10- Also, the Prophet saw people who were drinking from the fluid coming from the bodies of the fornicators, (water mixed with blood). Jibril indicated to the Prophet these were the ones who were drinking the alcohol which is prohibited in this world.

11- The Prophet saw people scratching their faces and chests with brass finger nails. Jibril said, "These are the examples of those who commit gossip ((ghibah). "."


Do you agree to that above?

shariaman:
@neo
you still claiming ur scripture did not lead to the killing of people
and what of this

1 Samuel 15:3 (King James Version)

3Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

again i repeat
what a vivle, book of instructions and righteousness
2 Timothy 3:16 states:
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

Chrisbenogor:
Yeah I am always ready, how do you suggest we continue?I thought we were out to find common ground, it seems every time david comes along to spoil everything and I have a feeling that maybe because you are a christian you feel obliged to take his side, we were about to understand each others positions and I think  you have a habit of dismissing people's positions. It feels like I am stretching a hand so we can both understand where we are coming from and the reasons why we see things the way we do and then we can move on to other issues, are you still interested or you are you going to toll davids line because you are on top of a tree that is under a mountain?

sexyLeamon:
he knows

Marlbron:
Chrisbenegor, Noetic, davidylan etc, can we resuscitate this thread? I have been reading with interest (sure lots of other people too) but resisted the urge to comment untill lately when the thread was completely derailed. I agree with Noetic on keeping the reasoning simple rather than longish. Can we also have an active moderator? I mean someone who can delete posts from known rable rousers?

steve49ja:
He k[b]NO[/b]ws

muhsin:
@noetci2,

I mean my respect for you does not reciprocate yours for me.

Abuzola:
I invite u to the religion of peace, you shall not fear neither Will you grieve

littleb:
@neotic2: o boy, how body
they said Muhammad saw Jesus. Any objection or na lie?

Abuzola:
Why defend ur father ?