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They make the kiss look irritating

He should marry you first na
Are you sure he hasn't had a girlfriend who wasn't able to get pregnant when he wanted? All this men that are suspecting themselves of infertility??
Or he just wants to have sex with you and go!
Or maybe he's part of some families who have weird conditions
I've seen a woman almost get married to a man who's first wife must die before he become rich and successful
Just saying o

This ain't fashion

because perverts like you don't have any other job than to be looking for sex anywhere you go like MTN
all this things you mentioned are obviously what you usually use to deceive naive little girls
I hope you feel comfortable knowing that someone has done that to all the females in your family.
idiot,after exploring with peoples treasures,you'll na come here complaining that you can't find a Virgin in Nigeria
ewu

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makydee:
If the hymen is gone, then you're not a virgin.

not every female has an hymen
get your facts ! ! !

b***h ! because you have had countless abortions does not mean that every woman is like you
go suck on your own s**t!!!!

fake story the real problem is your mind

Divay22:
I easily say it when i feel nothing for the guy, but find it hard to when i really like him..

Alright na go follow.

mhen you're just like me

and you wanted to pay to see her nudes that makes you exactly what you call her y'all in the same boat

Makaveli1166:
ASSUMING this nigeria vs israel planned war was recorded
in the Bible it will be like:
The Book Of 5th chronicle chapter 1
says and i read
.
.
1 And in the days when mohammadu the son of buhari
from the town of daura in kastina was president of nigeria
and in the 3rd year of his reign
2 behold lai the son of muhammed who was the minister
of information
that he spake ill unto the nation of israel saying "3 weeks
i give thee deport Nnamdi kanu or we shall smite thee"
3 and after hearing this the israelites pressed a button
and from the midst of the sea
behold a mighty missle carrying a nuclear warhead was
launched and it destroyed nigeria turning it into a
wilderness
4 and when the rest of africa saw this they cried
"oh nigeria a great country with great people has become
a desert and a desolation for radioactivity
oh nigeria we weep for thee because u have allowed lai
the son of mohammed to lead u into destruction

mhen!!! this one cracked me up

dafeyankee:
Selfish woman.

The whole story is all about you. He came back from abroad and would not come to pick you from work.

The whole story reverts about only your own feelings. Kids in marriages. Why are you even married?what is your reason?you told a man the house he stays is paid by you and you expect him to come back? I blame the man.

This TeeBliz syndrome Nigeria men have adopted by looking for financial stable women only, will be their downfall.

you're talking with your ass fool
what you're saying is smelling

person born you?

and I shed tears for the child like sey e beg you to get belle hmmm from your womb! and you just throw away it like sey na used pad
heartless animal simple thing,dash someone else your womb if you don't want I don't know how you'll treat the ones you'll later give birth to.

ahhh my head oooo this English sha

op,you lack respect and nemesis will come for you

abi o
I remember during one holiday like that,the guy came to visit his bro,as per say I be one easy going person,he kon dey tell me sey he no fit sit down,coz his manhood dey pain m and he's feeling pains in his abdomen.... I just dey look m like " bia,so i should na do what?? I be doctor ?"
he don forget sey girls don wise up
even gala and indomie cannot buy vj again

beardlessdude:
maybe you should help stop my life from flying away with the meat in between your legs.
just catch it

words of a cursed womaniser
you belong in Salem!! where you'll be branded for what you are

2buffagain:
How about you stop craving teh cawk?

kilonso bayi

BlaqCoffee109:
you know that's not gonna happen right? Their lives depend on it...they can cry, beg for it...even sign off their entire bank account in private but on Nairaland they all start acting all buffed and all talking about alpha male....na make one smallie catch them... laughing in pussy language

abi ooo

ImaIma1:
You hit the nail on the head.

She could as well call from the office and send him a list to go to the market and also stop by the drycleaners and pick up her clothes.

Guys cannot swallow their pride and do all what women do effortlessly most times. And they want to be in the position of being spent on but not running around. It only takes their friend to say "that woman does not respect you" and their egos will just puff up and the woman who is spending on him will now become an enemy.

Guys stick to what you can do abeg.

as in ehn ,a hundred gold for wetin you talk
correct!

2buffagain:
My dear, as long as that pussy doesn't come with money or something else of value attached to it (e.g the owner of said pussy being able to do my taxes), it is basic and common.

then stop craving for it

lol
if that's the case
don't feel like you're being used when the lady asks you to cook,wash her panties ,rinse her pad,sweep the house ,wash the toilet...........
and give her frequent kittysuck without you drilling it
also ,you'll need to start acting like the lady which means,you'll be doing everything a lady does
if you no grab,ask your gf

you were not satisfying her
she ain't your wife yet you're drilling her
you don open her eyes, you kon go service ahhhh

simple irresponsibility

ChiefAzubuike:
This pose reminds me of that song video involving big Sean and Nicki minaj. If you're a music scholar, you'll know what I'm talking about.

all of that **s!!!!

ah ah ah this Nigga is Hot but haven't found nobody to Bleep see your life flying away like eye aparo

don't even know what to type

true ooo and this starts by always using water or soft paper after urinating do this and other methods will not be hard for you to do