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Forum Games / Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nosyke(m): 8:52pm On Aug 14, 2014
frankben: i don't drink anything that's not champaign..... Can you ?


Little wonder
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nosyke(m): 8:03pm On Aug 14, 2014
Babe2sure:

No,I don't mind. You are welcome. How was ur day?

*Oga jbluv55, my order has not been served o. E kin se bayi tele. Anyway I understand, rush hour lo fa*

Thanks Babe, nice dress and foot wear.

Please can i get you a glass, join me while we wait for Jb
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nosyke(m): 7:12pm On Aug 14, 2014
*clears throat*
@Jb, can I have a bottle of cirroc and cranberry.

While I go through your menu


Em, please give me a plate of starch and banga soup+ goat meat.

Please hurry up, I am famished.

Thank you

*looks at Babe2sure's table. Do you mind if I join your table?
Politics / Re: Suicide Bombers’ Trainer Nabbed With 16 Females by Nosyke(m): 10:32am On Aug 11, 2014
Jakumo:

The zombie theory might be closer to reality than we think. The girls being prepped for suicide missions may, after their initial abduction, have been forcibly injected with heroin until they became addicts, at which point they would do ANYTHING to ANYBODY, just for the PROMISE alone, of escape from withdrawal symptoms via another injected dosage of that heavy-duty, mind-warping opiate drug.

[/b]Carrying a "package" strapped around the waist, and walking as directed into a crowded bus-terminal or market,[b] would seem like a quick and easy chore in the eyes of a heroin addicted person trained to work in exchange for injections of the soul-destroying drug to which they are so hopelessly addicted
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You are the true son of your father. grin grin

Your points are very plausible. As for me, I dont want to believe that its the chibok girls that are being used as the age ranges of the previous attacks dont tally. If those children were writing their WAEC exams, at least they will be around 14-17 years as opposed to the around 10 year old gilrs that have been used recently to carry out these dastardly acts.

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Education / Re: My EBOLA Salt And Water Solution Experience. by Nosyke(m): 10:19am On Aug 11, 2014
tchidi: embarassed
Mumsy called me very early said her Bro called her and insisted she had her bath with salt and water so she decided to call her children that studied science, she actually is at a conference and so has no access to salt! She was almost panicking!
Told her it was a load of bullcrap and she should just use her regular soap and water! undecided undecided


Haba tchidi, nor be you wey come borrow dangote salt the oda day? undecided.


I am guessing the origin of that false info as follows: People were told to wash their hands with Sodium Hypochlorite (an active ingredient of most house hold bleaches) , maybe somebody somehere thought it was Sodium Chloride (aka salt) and decided to 'spread' the message.


Funny enough, I didnt get to see the BCs and text messages till around 4pm that day grin

Autos / Re: Brand New 2014 Range Rover Sport@24.2m Asking by Nosyke(m): 6:16pm On Aug 10, 2014
sexyseun: How can i pay you for this lovely car? Cash or KIND

lipsrsealed
grin
Celebrities / Re: Rotimi Alakija aka DJ Xclusive: Is He Cutest Nigerian Male Celebrity? by Nosyke(m): 12:10pm On Aug 09, 2014
I think Mr MayD is the cutest. His lips mehn....... cheesy cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: @ Fellow Graduates, Can You Accept A Job With Such A Lean Salary by Nosyke(m): 1:35pm On Aug 05, 2014
I would advice you to accept the job first. From there you can gain relevant experience and also network (which is very important) as you go to work everyday even at your workplace. These might be elusive if you keep on staying at home.


Good luck in your new place

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Celebrities / Re: Malia Obama Straight Up Kicked A Girl At Lollapalooza by Nosyke(m): 1:25pm On Aug 05, 2014
cbrass: Phat albert I hope you are not reading this and thinking if you kick a naija pikin, they will run to twitter and tweet about it, I bet you one thing can only happen to you which is a rhapsody of slaps...infact pej and gej won't be able to recognise you


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Health / Re: Nigerian Doctor Who Treated Victim Infected With Ebola by Nosyke(m): 2:03pm On Aug 04, 2014
Now, this is really scary. shocked shocked

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Religion / Re: T.B. Joshua Takes Steps Against The Spread Of Ebola by Nosyke(m): 12:36pm On Aug 04, 2014
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Between Maiduguri Job And Liberian Job; Sincere Advice Needed! by Nosyke(m): 5:25pm On Jul 30, 2014
Oh dear, your friend's village witches and wizards are using the most recent Operating system to work on his case. Otherwise, how can one explain this?



Your friend should relocate with his savings to another 'safe' city in Nigeria with the mindset that he is jobless and start job hunting afresh. I believe for him to get a job in Liberia, he must have a marketable skill set/qualification.

Dead people dont recieve salaries.

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Politics / Re: Sgt. Rogers A.k.a Mr. Death Now A Crippled Born-again by Nosyke(m): 3:50pm On Jul 30, 2014
BoboYekini: Nothing is going around anywhere. What part of the narrative did you miss? This man is a soldier. Schit happens, and he knows it. End of.

Even as a kid then his name was so scary that if our elder ones wanted us to do something, they will use 'sergent rogers'' name.

Comprende?


The evil that men do.................................

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Politics / Re: Sgt. Rogers A.k.a Mr. Death Now A Crippled Born-again by Nosyke(m): 2:11pm On Jul 30, 2014
What goes around.......................................

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Food / Re: Why Does Salt Spoil Beans by Nosyke(m): 12:13am On Jul 29, 2014
EfemenaXY:

Okay then.

My question is why?
Food / Re: Why Does Salt Spoil Beans by Nosyke(m): 12:01am On Jul 29, 2014
EfemenaXY:

Says who?

Hope you aren't mistaken beans for corn? cheesy

Madam Efe, i meant to say that if one adds salt before the beans gets soft,it doesn't cook well again no matter how long.
Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Is Just A Small Girl, She Has About Three Cases Lying In The Court by Nosyke(m): 5:42am On Jul 26, 2014
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Health / Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nosyke(m): 3:03pm On Jul 25, 2014
Seun: Convince her to start wearing push-up bras at all times. When you're having the sex, do not remove the bra. I repeat, do not remove the bra.

I thought you were a colleague at the Virgin's thread, ?? shocked shocked

OCTAVO: Marriage is for better for worse o. Not even bosom can separate you! The fallen bosoms shall rise again. Have faith!

And let the church say a big Ameeeeennnnn

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Food / Re: Why Does Salt Spoil Beans by Nosyke(m): 12:08am On Jul 25, 2014
Happywoman:

It's a must have . Then the combat with beans gets won hands down.

Nobody has really answered my questions o.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Calls Buhari Over Kaduna Bomb Blast by Nosyke(m): 3:04pm On Jul 24, 2014
This whole insecurity is now getting quite scary. If those that we 'thought are protected ' are this vulnerable, what hope do we have as ordinary citizens.

I am not interested in the politics nor calls, accusations and counter accusations. I am interested in getting this monster ( terrorism) curbed.

All the numerous arrests that have been made, does it mean we still don't have a clue as to the financiers/ supporters of this terror.

In any case, GEJ exhibited a very high level of maturity by reaching out to GMB despite the 'seeming' differences they have. I doff my face cap...

Finally, how did we descend to this level where taking human lives even our own now seems to be a normal thing.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Algerian Airline Carrying 110 Passengers "Missing" by Nosyke(m): 12:31pm On Jul 24, 2014
First, it was a Malaysian airline that got missing, then another Malaysiam aircraft crashes/ was shot down, then a nigerian airforce plane crashes,then a Thai plane crash, now an Algerian plane missing. All these in about 6 months. shocked shocked



Na witchcraft go sure pass these days,

*goes to purchase broom sticks *

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Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander And Prof Pat Utomi by Nosyke(m): 1:29pm On Jul 22, 2014
tyson99:
Just read what u wrote and u will know that those ur village witches are still solidly behind u like hunchback

cheesy grin cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander And Prof Pat Utomi by Nosyke(m): 1:28pm On Jul 22, 2014
crunchyg:
Am I really the one you are talking to?

Jack, is that you, Umudyke, athunder abolta


Why u dey para naw grin grin

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Food / Re: Why Does Salt Spoil Beans by Nosyke(m): 3:13pm On Jul 20, 2014
Happywoman:

It's a must have . Then the combat with beans gets won hands down.

As a bachelor, a pressure might not be top on my 'to buy list'....
Food / Re: Why Does Salt Spoil Beans by Nosyke(m): 6:11am On Jul 19, 2014
Happywoman:

Add salt onion , palm oil,seasoning, dried fish all at once lock up in ur pressure pot . Even if the beans wear bullet proof, 30mins max, it's ready to be eaten.

Let's assume I don't have a pressure cooker yet..
Food / Re: Why Does Salt Spoil Beans by Nosyke(m): 4:42pm On Jul 18, 2014
RoyalRoy: Ahhh.... Nosyke.... so how do you eat beans without salt?

Chai... the person wey tell u this fable must really dislike you so much o.

There is no negative effect of salt on beans....just make sure u add it when the brand is three-quater done.

Enjoy ur meal.!! ™

Oga RR, i used to wonder oooo, bestest girl expressed my mind absolutely.

I nor dey always get patience while cooking beans sha, so e dey always end as chinchin

Maybe I will pray for the spirit of patience when next i am cooking beans
Food / Re: Why Does Salt Spoil Beans by Nosyke(m): 3:00pm On Jul 18, 2014
bestestgirl: I think what OP means is that, while boiling beans you have to let the beans get soft before adding salt/maggi e.t.c.
If you add those condiments while the beans is still hard, na so the beans go hard remain no matter how long you cook or how hot your fire is. it has happened to me before. so when I'm cooking beans, I may add my fish, onions, pepper or even oil at any time but salt/maggi only enters when my beans is almost 'done' cheesy lipsrsealed

You are the true daughter of your mother, that exactly what I meant. If you don't allow the beans to get soft first before you add salt....your own do. bend...lolzzzz

Anyways, why is that so?
Food / Why Does Salt Spoil Beans by Nosyke(m): 10:55am On Jul 18, 2014
This question has always been in my mind, however, I don't seem to find an answer.

Why is that when one is cooking beans, one must not add anything that has salt or salt itself, else the beans won't cook again nor matter how much longer it is stays on the fire.

On the contrary, while preparing moi moi, all the ingredients are added even before cooking starts.

Please food experts over to you...
Food / Why Does Salt Spoil Beans by Nosyke(m): 9:54am On Jul 18, 2014
This question has always been in my mind, however, I don't seem to find an answer.

Why is that when one is cooking beans, one must not add anything that has salt or salt itself, else the beans won't cook again nor matter how much longer it is stays on the fire.

On the contrary, while preparing moi moi, all the ingredients are added even before cooking starts.

Please food experts over to you...
Family / Re: Loosing Your Wedding Ring, What Is The Big Deal? by Nosyke(m): 10:58pm On Jul 17, 2014
I love rings especially the wedding bands. After my wedding, I don't see myself wear that 'cuff' for long oo..i see some married men and their rings are eating into their skin, i am like ma by force.to.wear the ring.?
Pets / Re: My Dog Was Lynched, Police Refused To Arrest The Perpetrators by Nosyke(m): 10:18pm On Jul 17, 2014
eyenCalabar: So they just killed your dog like that and did nothing more. Those people must be foolish. cheesy
Sorry for the loss anyway.
Mbok, i was going to say that oo, if only it was in Akwa Ibom or cross river, he would not have known what happened to his dog let alone in a pool blood.
You get luck say u see d corpse


Sorry anyway for your loss, i guess you must have learnt hard lessons

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