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Family › Re: Who Is The Rightful Owner Of The Breast? The Husband Or The Child. by Nosyke(m): 3:11pm On Dec 15, 2014

mmaichel:
source?

Wikipedia

Politics › Re: Dollarization Of The APC Primaries: How Amaehi Vanquished Atiku #saibuhari by Nosyke(m): 2:09pm On Dec 15, 2014

Sources close to the APC with knowledge of the way the Primaries unfolded have revealed that it was Rivers State Governor, Amaechi who flew back to Rivers State and returned to Lagos on Thursday morning with enough dollars to make Benjamin Franklin blush.

cheesy

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Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan & Diezani Alison-Madueke Dancing: PDP 2014 National Convention by Nosyke(m): 2:13pm On Dec 11, 2014

Lalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Abeg show us the way naw haba. Once its you, even if na half comment na front page things........which church you dey go make person join you naw.

At this rate you go soon become Mod oooo

Investment › Re: Why Is It Hard For Most Young People To Save Money?? by Nosyke(m): 1:40pm On Dec 11, 2014

Godmother:
This post is so timely. I used to be a sucker for savings and would save over 60% of my earnings. Now I find it hard to do so. Need to revive this habit cos I know how good it benefitted me in time past.

Get out my head
Exactly what I am facing now.........sometimes I just feel very bad knowing that I should have saved more....
I think I need help....the advent of online shopping isnt even helping, Jumia, konga, dealdey etc.........Spending on impulse

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Goes For Early Morning Prayer At Mountain Of Fire (PIC) by Nosyke(m): 4:56am On Dec 11, 2014

ahnie:
lalasticlala...please na which soap you dhey use dey bathe?ayam using dudu osun ....the rapid speed in which your post hits FP...its questionable.

As in ehn, even me sef wonder.

As far as this na Tonto matter, e come be lalasticala thread, na sure bet for front page.

Politics › Re: Abia Central Senatorial District: Governor Orji Records Landslide Win by Nosyke(m): 7:01am On Dec 08, 2014

cosmatika:
Even Senator Nkechi Nwogu saw dis coming and pulled out asap. Abians re jst suffering & smiling. our delegates re nt getting it right at all. Anyway, let's c hw d governorship primaries will go today. God pls help Uchechukwu Sampson Ogah

I am sorry but Ogah isn't going to get it. It's Dr Okezie Ikpeazu, don't ask me how I know.

TO Orji is the worst thing that happened to humanity, Upon on all the curses ever placed on this man, I wonder why he is still alive.

Abia central is in for a long torturous ride......*tears*

Romance › Re: How Promising Is Distance/social Media Relationship? by Nosyke(m): 1:28pm On Dec 04, 2014

majekdom2:
is it when he is close to you you can be sure of what he is doing ? quite funny . so if he gives you money , you will not have trust issues. my dear fight poverty with all your power now , it will help your relationship life.

Oh dear, cheesy

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Romance › Re: How Promising Is Distance/social Media Relationship? by Nosyke(m): 1:26pm On Dec 04, 2014

Fresia01:
its nt advisable except u(the girls) wanna chop a maga(guys) and vamos...it gives me hard time to think of what ma partner could be doing wherever he is.. evil thoughts keep pouring in... i cant deal with it abeg xcept if the guy can afford to always fill ma pocket with cash..

see your life for outside?
And when he starts treating you anyhow because he has 'bought' you, you will run to nairaland screaming 'all men are the same'

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Phones › Re: No More Free Night Calls For Nigerians by Nosyke(m): 10:47am On Dec 04, 2014

ignis:
Do people still do mid night calls?

Yes, we do midnight calls, any problems?

Hello Ignis

Phones › Re: No More Free Night Calls For Nigerians by Nosyke(m): 4:02am On Dec 04, 2014

reliableme:
i wonder why ncc will not ban the alert services that takes our money but rather night calls that people enjoy.

I wonder why they won't do anything about the tons of unsolicited messages we get. Its so annoying that sometimes the messages wakes one up...Imagine you are expecting alert from the bank and your phone beeps only for you to see 'text 128 to 33278' to get tips on how to love a woman, . Seriously, do I need tips from them to love a woman? Abi person Wey broke Wey dey expect alert dey love ni?

What of the very crappy network one has been experiencing for the past 2 weeks across the networks with glo and MTN topping the charts? What are they doing about it? Na this midnight calls Wey home boiz take dey set P, na him dem.wan ban...nonsense and ingredients. do they know how many marriages that originated and are being sustained by midnight calls?

This NCC sha oooo

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Health › Re: 250 Nigerians Depart For Ebola Volunteer Work In Liberia, Others by Nosyke(m): 11:39am On Dec 03, 2014

lomprico:
Hope they are not coming back!

Why shouldnt they come back, are they not Nigerians?

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Travel › Re: Air Fares Fall As New Local Operators Board by Nosyke(m): 11:00am On Dec 03, 2014

Billyonaire:
Why not shop for an aircraft to launch on the route instead of waiting for others to do it for you ? The sky is wide enough for every aircraft.

Em, actually, I am in the market for a private Jet. I am tired of going commercial.

Travel › Re: Air Fares Fall As New Local Operators Board by Nosyke(m): 9:37am On Dec 03, 2014

CFCfan:
Remember that less than 10% of Nigerian residents travel by air.

Let me be very conservative and peg it at 5%, that's about 8.5 Million for 61 aircrafts, I think that's still dismal.

Travel › Re: Air Fares Fall As New Local Operators Board by Nosyke(m): 9:05am On Dec 03, 2014

Billyonaire:
61 commercial aircrafts, but 146 private jets in the country..excluding presidential fleet..... this is bamboozling.

You mean about 170 Million nigerians have to manage 'just' 61 commercial aircrafts??

How come the Abuja -Owerri Route have been left for only Aero and Arik? Is it that the route isn't lucrative or what? Tickets to Owerri from Abuja hovers 26-28k (and climbing) for both airlines?

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Football Federation offers Stephen Keshi N84million contract. by Nosyke(m): 12:33pm On Dec 01, 2014

Renew Keshi's contract ke? My Own ideas about contract renewals are based on performance. In this case, I am at a loss on the basis for the renewal of his contract?...........

The baba doing his jazz must be using the 2014 latest OS

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Education › Re: Gov T.A Orji Slashes ABSU Fees By 20% by Nosyke(m): 9:44am On Dec 01, 2014

This man has got to be the biggest clown on planet earth.

Even if he slashes it by 50%, of what use is it when state teachers are being owed 4 months salary, Abia poly and state nurses over 5 months? How exactly does he want the students ( whom many of their parents are state civil servants or business people being patronized by the stage civil servants) to pay?

He wants to be senator,his son house of assembly member (short term, speaker long term), his wife HOR.....

He is the worst thing that happened to humanity.

Business › Re: CBN Devalues Naira From 155 to168 , Raises Lending Rate to13% by Nosyke(m): 8:13pm On Nov 26, 2014*

Originalsly:
As a layman.....you will be paying more for the same product next year....the cost to develop and get the product to market will be greater...and your selling price would have to be greater. Whatever the product is...by the end of the year you will notice an increase in the market price....layman to layman.

Thanks for your prompt detailed response.

Just a quick one, as I understand, just that the cost of getting the goods will go up, however, one can still make profit albeit at a higher selling rate?

Business › Re: CBN Devalues Naira From 155 to168 , Raises Lending Rate to13% by Nosyke(m): 4:55pm On Nov 26, 2014

Great thread. I like the way most posters on this thread have been very detailed in their explanations and for most part , objective.

Now as a layman, I just have a few questions:

Assuming I have this agricultural product that I normally buy at 10 naira per quantity lets say in Feb/Mar and sell at 30 nair per quantity by Oct/Nov, with all these hapenings in the economy, is it still advisable to go ahead with such business next year?

I am about making some business decision that will cost me so heavy funds but I am not sure whether to go ahead or not.....

Thanks

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nosyke(m): 2:48pm On Nov 26, 2014

PStacks:

I bet u're not yet ready for this job..

You should'a applied when nairaland advertised for paid Mod's job.. It seems u're more a niaraland addict that at the venue of ur interview na nairaland u dey think, posting about kind'a people at ur venue,
Don't worry, by the time u attend plenty more interviews, ur head go correct.

Why can't u be going thru the company's mission and Vision statements and see how you intend to key into their mission and get possible things to talk about with whomever would interview u..

What matters most to you are the kind of people that are there, I pray these people don't get choosen ahead of u for the real job placement.

Mr People Observer.

Easy mate, we all cant be serious always. People have different ways of diffusing tension, maybe for the OP, this was it.......

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nosyke(m): 2:18pm On Nov 26, 2014

MadCow1:
No o!!

Sun is still shinning here. We just even celebrated our New Yam festival sef.

Are you serious? I guess it was preceded by a masquerade parade?

Chaii, Sweden haff suffa?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Types Of Applicants You Meet In A Room Waiting To Be Interviewed by Nosyke(m): 1:36pm On Nov 26, 2014

MadCow1:
Who lives in France?!

This is Sweden Shocki that I am dancing o!

We spell our own with a 'C'..

Oh I see, good to know. I just knew that wasnt the Nigerian Shoki......... , I hope there is harmattan in Sweden? cheesy

Health › Re: The Hymen: A Membrane Widely Misunderstood by Nosyke(m): 12:19pm On Nov 24, 2014

uzolexis:
Didn't you read what the OP said?? It has nothing 2 do with the size of the dick jor,on the contrary the dick was abnormally large.

U will soon choke,keep coughing

@Uzo, just stop already................................, here in Pakistan where I school, we are not interested

Health › Re: The Hymen: A Membrane Widely Misunderstood by Nosyke(m): 11:27am On Nov 24, 2014

MadCow1:
YOU didnt bleed on your first time?!

His diick size must have been abominably small o..

Oh dear.............. cheesy

, falls off indomie tree cheesy

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Health › Re: The Hymen: A Membrane Widely Misunderstood by Nosyke(m): 11:25am On Nov 24, 2014

brownlord:
Make I follow you cough, she go don forget that play with Alex when she was 16. Plus self servicing

And,

Spirit husband

Health › Re: Bathing With Sponges & Without Sponges. by Nosyke(m): 11:10am On Nov 24, 2014

MadCow1:
[size=20pt]HOW THE FHUCK DID THIS FHUCKERY MAKE THE FRONTPAGE? [/size]

I wonder too oooo

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Health › Re: The Hymen: A Membrane Widely Misunderstood by Nosyke(m): 11:00am On Nov 24, 2014

uzolexis:
Thanks OP,i didn't bleed my 1st time and I thought something was wrong with me.now I know better.Thanks.
PS-nobody should quote me #OkBye

**coughs***...............

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Travel › Re: Finally, My Experience Flying For The Very First Time by Nosyke(m): 3:01pm On Nov 18, 2014*

chester47:
s tory for the gods.Because you traveled by air for the first time in this 21 st -century is why you re making a post you're a bush man.Even your english is very bad , you spell traveling as travelling who does that ?..No insults on you am i'm just saying my mind. y ou're older than me so i am not insulting you okay.

See who is talking..........

Touche...........

Oh, don't mention it.

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Romance › Re: The Wedding Jollof Rice Finished After I Paid For Asoebi by Nosyke(m): 11:00am On Nov 14, 2014

Funny Girl..great write up, impeccable use of sarcasm.............. cheesy

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Forum Games › Re: Photo: Which Button Would You Hit ? Come In And Show Wisdom ... by Nosyke(m): 4:21pm On Nov 13, 2014

WOCKHARDI:
People who have 'GOODLUCK ' will press the green button and I bet you they will win. Me, na the red button I go press o o o o .I wonder which one our presido will press.

It will never be well with whoever did this to you

I will choose red mehn..........I no wan hear stories that touch.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Nasir El-rufai Mocks President Jonathan With Cartoon by Nosyke(m): 4:12pm On Nov 13, 2014

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