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Jokes Etc / Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by Nosyke(m): 1:03pm On Oct 21, 2014
Well, just incase........................... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Photos: Fayemi & Wife Spent N100m On Their Bedrooms – Fayose's Aide Claims by Nosyke(m): 12:54pm On Oct 21, 2014
It is a real wa.

Electric controlled Jacuzzi, body massaging bed?.......chai chai, chai.........diarisgodu ooooooo

When women still die of post partum complications, workers are being owed, many roads still unrepaired. To even think that the money used to fund such brazen profilgacy was borrowed even makes it more pathetic..........

Anyway, I wont jump into conclusions now as most (if not all) politicians are the same. I dare Fayose to be different

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Celebrities / Re: Please Help!!: Dad Said I Am Sweeter Than Mum In Bed. (true Life Story) by Nosyke(m): 12:23pm On Oct 21, 2014
If I click that link, make i suspend for air.Mbok

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Car Talk / Re: Funny Things Nigerian Motorist Do To Save Money by Nosyke(m): 2:08pm On Oct 20, 2014
9icetoo:
U forgot to add "turning off ignition on slopes to save fuel".


and or turning off ignition in traffic. Putting stickers of any of the services on the windscreen of their cars in order to drive against traffic

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Car Talk / Re: Jebba - Mokwa Road. Where are the contractors by Nosyke(m): 1:30pm On Oct 20, 2014
ShenTeh:


Na geisheki. Ina fata ki na lafia lau ko?

I am bery bery haffy walahi. Bery bery haffy to meet a bery viewtipul yariyan on a pederal road thread.

Hab you eba trabelled on zhat Mokwa Road bepore, shege, you will see dipperent sizes op holes. Eh, akoi cooking-fot size, shoe size, bed size and eben swimming fool size. You will see turailers dancing azonto.

Truly, Nijeriya is moobing poorward

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy God bless you........you made my day cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / A Job Seeker’s Response To A Company’s Rejection Letter by Nosyke(m): 7:50am On Oct 18, 2014
This is a very hilarious job seeker’s response to a company’s rejection letter. Note this is possibly a humour but in all, a good laugh is a good treat. Read the letter below.

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your letter of 5th October, 2014. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of employers, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will start work with your company on Monday 20th of October, 2014 at 8:30 am. I look forward to seeing you then.

Yours Faithfully
AA‎



http://blog.ngcareers.com/4198/a-job-seekers-response-to-a-companys-rejection-letter/

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Family / Re: Nick Vijicic: Man Born Without Limbs Share Photos Of Wife & Son by Nosyke(m): 6:00am On Oct 16, 2014
Now this is really very inspiring. No matter how seemingly bad it gets we should always be appreciative of our condition because it could have been worse.


How family is so cute, Thank God for his life.
Education / Re: Covenant University Suspends Students 3 Weeks To Exams by Nosyke(m): 12:47pm On Oct 15, 2014
Ladystewie:
My point is, the course be carried over for one semester, not the whole session.
Why should the spillover students one back for one whole year just because of one course? And they pay the school fees, you know

There are reasons why lectures are given and time to prepare for exams also given. If a student knows that if (s)he fails an exam EVEN IN FINAL YEAR, it will lead to repeating a whole academic session, such student should put in whatever it takes to pass with a clean sheet.

In life, in order to succeed , complacency is never a good ingredient for a successful recipe. Again, they must have known even before getting to that level.

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Education / Re: Covenant University Suspends Students 3 Weeks To Exams by Nosyke(m): 10:02am On Oct 15, 2014
Ladystewie:
News reaching me is that the formidable CU has suspended various students for many trivial reasons such as double piercings in their ear, phone possession, having sim enabled ipads and other silly reasons. The students are to be suspended for four weeks, just three weeks to examinations, and are to go home today.

IMO, this is wickedness of the highest order. How would you suspend students just a few weeks to exams? The normal practise of the school is to suspend erring students at the start of a new semester but, these students are going home towards exam period. And when people bash the school, they complain.
I also her the school takes great joy in expelling and suspending students for foolish reasons. And how the school makes final year students come back(spill over) for one whole year just because of a 3 unit course.. Really stupid angry
Your opinions??

So if a final year student fails a 3 unit course, it should be waived ehn kwa? I give up

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There are reasons why lectures are given and time to prepare for exams also given. If a student knows that if (s)he fails an exam EVEN IN FINAL YEAR, it will lead to repeating a whole academic session, such student should put in whatever it takes to pass with a clean sheet.

I went to a school where even [b]ONE UNIT [/b]Course earned students spill overs , let alone 3 and this was a Federal University

Complacency is never a good ingredient for a successful recipe. Again, they must have known even before getting to that level, so kini big deal?.

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Family / Re: Frank Edoho, A Divorcee, Anchors Gov Rochas' Daughter's Wedding by Nosyke(m): 1:02am On Oct 12, 2014
I really wonder the reason behind this thread. Talking about people nOt minding their own business.
Family / Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by Nosyke(m): 7:47am On Oct 11, 2014
pickabeau1:


Yet it took upwards of 200m for the team to look a tad decent

Ferguson left a crap team and it just happened to be Moyes who was unfortunately ther

U were lucky against everton...baines waa shyte that day and degea was superb
Rooney out also seemed to help matters though...


He was not yet there BUT the players also sabotaged him
Just curious, how was SAF able to use such 'crap' team to win the much he did?
Family / Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by Nosyke(m): 7:43am On Oct 11, 2014
RoyalRoy:


cool We are back to our winning ways cool

… the real problem was the defence. Up until the Everton match Due Gea hasn't been too impressive.
He conceded some really cheap goals in the first 3 games and the defenders were not helping matters. The 3-5-2 style hasn't gel so much and that could be a factor too.
With Blackett still glittery, Phil Jones out and a loss of concentration then we would always concede goals.


But be happy....our glorious days are back.... Falcao is awake... DiMaria is devastating.... And dear ol' Persie still keeping his head up...what more can we wish for?



Talking about De Gea, i haven't seen him perform so well as that Everton match before. Infact he won that match for us.

Well, we will keep hope alive...

Reds for Ever!!!!
Family / Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by Nosyke(m): 5:56pm On Oct 10, 2014
pickabeau1:


They played fo SAF

They did not play for DM

LvG they dont understand his 3 5 2

Once Daley Blind came in and is now shielding the back 3, things are looking better

They did not play for DM(grand conspiracy, yeah?)

Well, I want us back in our winning ways that's all I am for.
Family / Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by Nosyke(m): 4:32pm On Oct 10, 2014
pickabeau1:



Open a new thread.. pls dont turn this to scandal thread



Defense - non chalance, aging defenders, new blood

But SAF used same players to achieve so much feat...
Car Talk / Re: Noise Pollution: Lagos To Observe Horn Free Day October 15 by Nosyke(m): 11:46am On Oct 10, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
they shouldn't try it here in Aba embarassed
I can use my horn all the way from Brass junction till...Osisioma (I know it's bad)
...but that's the only way I put these Aba bus drivers in check...I can't even imagine life without my car horn here. undecided

If they try it hereee! I wouldn't drive that day. angry

Nwa Aba............... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by Nosyke(m): 11:32am On Oct 10, 2014
Its good to have this thread back.
Greetings to the veterans here.....Nashville, TV01, Coogar(Fellow red), Bellong, pickbeau1 and many others.....not forgetting RoyalRoy

the banmaster

I will be coming with very pressing questions soon.............stay tuned



Just a poser, what could be the reason for Man U's dip.....we conceed goals easily, even though we have been scoring too.
Family / Re: Is It Ever Okay To Make Little Babies Up ( Photos ) by Nosyke(m): 1:23am On Oct 09, 2014
No,it isn't. Why would anyone do such? Allow the kid's innocence jare
Computers / Re: Important Safety Recall Information From HP by Nosyke(m): 1:16am On Oct 09, 2014
That's a good one from HP. It's good big organizations like HP are taking responsibilities for their actions/inactions.
Family / Re: Have Your Parents Ever Said The Words 'I LOVE YOU' To You? by Nosyke(m): 5:16pm On Oct 08, 2014
I Love you ke.......for where? If i hear............ But I know they do.


I havent said it either....I guess we all are old school? undecided

However, I will practically sing it to my kids.......when the time reaches. wink wink
Family / Re: PHOTOS: The Wedding Of Identical twins.. by Nosyke(m): 5:05pm On Oct 08, 2014
thandii1:
Their choice of colour though.. cry cry

Exactly my sentiments. These colours mehn.........Eleyi gidi gan
Family / Re: PHOTOS: The Wedding Of Identical twins.. by Nosyke(m): 5:05pm On Oct 08, 2014
thandii1:
Their choice of colour though.. cry cry

Exactly my sentiments. These colours mehn.........Eleyi gidi gan cheesy cheesy
Health / Re: Thomas Duncan, The Texas Ebola Patient,has Died by Nosyke(m): 4:53pm On Oct 08, 2014
That's sad........ Now I believe the Pharmaceutical giants will step up their game

Whatever happened to Almighty Zmapp...........
Politics / Re: ADAMAWA. Mr. Bala Ngilari Taking Oath Of Office As Governor. Pics by Nosyke(m): 3:56pm On Oct 08, 2014
Mehn, this was really superfast oo.

I thought the acting governor had appealed the judgement. What if the Court of Appeal reverses the High court's judgement?


Adamawa ......entertaining Nigerians since 1900BC

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Phones / Re: 10 Types Of People On Your BBM Contact List by Nosyke(m): 12:34pm On Oct 08, 2014
I belong to the funny dp and everpresent group. Mehn,life is too short for so much seriousness. We deserve to smile/laugh always.

I hate the BC people........gosh, it's so annoying. How can someone just send BCs to say 'contact check' bikonu ?

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Family / Re: Plz Can Someone Help Me With A Loan by Nosyke(m): 2:46pm On Oct 02, 2014
egopersonified: Why does this thread look familiar? Anyway, be conscious of lacasera and poo.

You mean this:

https://www.nairaland.com/1806801/dont-get-50k-24hours-time/13#24681710


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Should Women Put Pressure On Their Partners To Propose? by Nosyke(m): 2:06pm On Oct 02, 2014
Unionised:

I don't know if it's just eagerness to please or inferiority complex or immaturity or just plain societal pressure, that's makes a serious minded woman not to DEFINE a relationship before jumping into it.

For fear of losing the guy, a lady would just "play along" until she can't stand the wait any longer.
Meanwhile valuable time has been wasted!!!

My advice to all parties concerned -

A relationship should be CLEARLY DEFINED from the get go.
A monthly REVIEW of progress should be carried out.
An EXPIRY DATE should be set to CLOSE the deal, failing which both parties should go their separate ways and PROSPECT other partners.

Does this sound like a BUSINESS PLAN.
Yes, we should also be OBJECTIVE about our LOVE lives.

Sorry I had to quote you, but I am so loving your approach. Relationships should be defined ab initio so that each party knows what is expected of him/her. Besides, when a (realistic) target is set, achieving it is much more easier as plans would be laid out. I believe that at any point either or both parties feel the relationship wont work anymore,they should maturely agree and separate.

A failed relationship is far better than a failed marriage.

Lots of young people just go into a relationship just for the sake of it without plans.

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Education / Re: Invitation To Help Nominate TNRI 2014/15 Scholarship Panel by Nosyke(m): 12:45pm On Oct 02, 2014
uzolexis: I think it's better those who frequent education section handle this and they should also nominate someone that participates actively in education section IMO


Why do you think so?
I think some peope have distinguished themselves both in their personal and professional lives.

Having said that, I hereby nominate Jarus...

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Celebrities / Re: Flavour And Sandra Okagbue Welcome Daughter by Nosyke(m): 12:14pm On Sep 29, 2014
suckerpunch: Picture of the baby few meters away from Sandra's womanliness with the umbilical cord still intact or ........

You know where I'm getting at!

grin cheesy cheesy cheesy Werey grin grin grin grin

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Health / Re: The 'snake Boy' Who Has Shed His Skin Every 41 Days Since He Was Born by Nosyke(m): 9:27am On Sep 25, 2014
naturally: Na wa o. No pix?

Pix, attached now sire!!
Health / The 'snake Boy' Who Has Shed His Skin Every 41 Days Since He Was Born by Nosyke(m): 8:00pm On Sep 24, 2014
http://aitonline.tv/admin_controller/generalItem/NewsImages/4814.jpg.

Ari Wibowo sheds his skin like a snake every 41 days and must constantly smear his body with moisturiser to stop it hardening and seizing up.

The Indonesian teenager has a rare skin condition that doctors in Indonesia have been unable or unwilling to treat and which has left him with an extraordinary appearance.

He suffers from Erythroderma, an inflammatory skin disease also known as 'red man syndrome', that causes the skin over almost the entire body to become scaly and flake off.

Ari has shed his skin every 41 days since he was born 16 years ago. He must soak his body in water every hour - night and day - and smear himself with lotion every three hours to prevent drying out.

Photographer Nurcholis Anhari Lubis, 35, has documented the little boy’s condition as part of an essay project and describes the boy's skin condition as ‘scaly like a snake about to shed his skin’.

‘It’s really sad because he was not born normally and has scaly skin all over his body, similar to being severely burnt, from the sole of his feet up to his head,’ Mr Lubis told Daily Mail Australia.

‘If the boy doesn't moisturise or soak his skin in water, his body would shrivel and harden up like a sculpture and he won't be able to move,' Mr Lubis said.

'If he leaves it unattended for too long, he won’t be able to speak because the wrinkles inside his mouth would go hard and it would dry out all his blood in his body.'

Mr Lubis said Ari's family were told by doctors at the hospital where he was born that it did not have the resources to treat the condition, and asked them to take the infant away.

He and his family now live by a routine of constant washing and dressing his skin with creams.

Still, the boy is trying to live a normal life in his village.

'He eats normal food like everyone else and his favourite snacks are instant noodles and crackers,' Mr Lubis said.

‘He had trouble making friends when he was younger and would often go and play with the other kids but most of the time, they would avoid him because he is different to everyone else.'

Ari is taking lessons, but is forced to study alone because of ignorance about his condition in the community.

‘No schools are willing to accept him because they fear his skin condition would be contagious to teachers and other students,' Mr Lubis said.

Ari also suffers prejudice because of superstitions in his village.

Mr Lubis said many people blame Ari's condition on a superstition that if a woman mistreats animals while she is pregnant then it will affect her unborn child.

Some people believe Ari's mother ‘tortured a lizard’ she found in the family home when she was pregnant with Ari.

‘I do not believe the myths but in Indonesia, there are still a lot of people who believe this,’ Mr Lubis said.

Jakarta-based Mr Lubis spent four days with the little boy and his family.

‘When I approached Ari for a photo shoot, he looked very shy but didn't feel embarrassed and was happy to share his story,’ he said.

‘My interests have been to document lives and the way humans live in their own world, interacting with it and struggling to change it into their own way.'

Ari has trouble talking because of the condition and the vision in his right eye is impaired, while the left must be kept moist with constant drops.

- See more at: http://aitonline.tv/post-the__snake_boy__who_has_shed_his_skin_every_41_days_since_he_was_born#sthash.2tFjNkdG.dpuf

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