₦airaland Forum

bukatyne: Not to dampen the fun but how does the bolded look like fun to you?

Nashville: Thank you my guy. This is just reward for a days job. I don pick Hennessy and Moet join on your bill too.

Royal Roy: Lollllz.

Its called night out discussions. I might be banned for posting during the daytime.

slap1: All these FIRE FIRE FIRE is scary...will the successful candidates be posted to hell?

Bootee: Jan 4th here reporting

Woah, My Birthday mate Finally Tomorrow is our day.........Happy Birthday to us in Advance

blank: Happy birthday to all January babies, me inclusive. We are always in front.

Bane vs Joker: Do I know you?

Are you close to Aliko Dangote, Cheif Sweetus Oyoyo, do you live in Banana Iceland,if yes, may be we are neigbours gaddemnit , if not, no , you dont know me, except maybe you ve seen me on TV



_{Seriously, maybe}

rioemmanuel: Wetin u go do dere self?

Dolly-Parton:
Yuzedo can be anything, but definitely not low IQ, gurl! even if u borrow 20,000 IQs join urs, e no go still reach yuzedo's level.

Mr Aboki: OKIJA JUJUs PROPHECY FOR 2014..


1. Anambra State would Get a new Governor.

2. More Politicians would decamp from one party and join other parties.

3. Wizkid will feature on many peoples songs this year.

4. Alot of Nairalanders will be banned this year.

5. Abu Qaqa will shoot another Video

6. The Super Eagles will not lift the Worldcup this year.

7. I see alot of accidents on our roads this year.

8. Jonathan will be blamed for alot of things on Nairaland this year.

9. Weddings.. I see weddings... Many girls will be Bridesmaids and Flowergirls this year.

10. Hmmm!! I see many break-ups & Hook-ups this year.

11. People Pray for the Price of Garri this year.. The Enemy shall try to increase the price of Garri.

12. Dino Malaye.. This guy will be in the news this year.

13. Amaechi should be careful this year.. Himself and the Presidency & PDP will have a big media brawl this year.

14. Patience Jonathan should avoid making speeches this year. The lord has warned her.

15. I see abortions.. Alot of girls will carry out abortions this year.

16. Strike.. My people pray against Strike this year..

17. Port Harcourt should pray hard.. I see Patience Jonathan visiting the State and blocking the whole roads for hours causing big traffic jam.

18. Police.. My people should pray against Police. A lot of people will be shot by police for no reason this year.

19. Hmmmm!! Yuzedo.. Yuzedo.. That girl wey you dey eye since, shall be yours this year. But you need to bring 2 Okuko Igbo and Nne Mpki for sacrifice..

20. FINALLY.. I see alot of alerts this year.. People will recieve both Credit and debit alert this year.. Pray against debit alert..

yuzedo: p.s. Happy new year to my sweet-hat Mukina2. I am seeing vision of NO VACANCY in frontpage. My God! Why have thou forsake me?!

em, em, I see a vision .
I see this topic making frontpage, initially there was a resistance but after my prayers, the mod's heart has been touched.
I see Op's post getting at least 50 likes
I see a female nairalander having a crush on Yuzedo....monika starts with 't' (you know yourself)

I see Yuzedo following Aliko Dangote on twitter this year
I see him buying mtn 1500 recharge card

mrsincredible: A lot of us have slept with our brother/sister when growing up, for me I was disvirgined at the age of 5 by my uncle after that I started sleeping with my brother cause of the urge and my uncle left for secondary school I slept with my brother till I was in ss1(when I knew wat I was doing is wrong) tho my brother still make moves trying to seduce me for example he walks around the house with his manhood erect or saying words like "if you want us to do it am ready". He is now a sex addict and carries ashawo and gals around. I knw its all my fault and don't know how to help him and I also spoke to him that I know what I did is wrong but I have asked the lord to forgive me and help my brother too. This happens in homes mostly where the parents are not always around. I want to have kids too and I don't want the same thing happening to them. Please help me prevent and control this.
I know I am not the only child this is happening too, it was common in the 1980's and 1990's cos some parents use maids and relatives to take care of their kids and the "helpers" use the kids as sex experiment. please don't insult me or any1 cause a lot of us may claim it dint happen to them cause its online. How can we prevent this generation from suffering the same thing

Seun: What she's wearing in the first picture looks like a bikini to me! Basically a bra and some underwear. What am I missing?

Pinshure or it didnt happen

Em, em, Bro Seun, so you sef dey view this kin thing

-Mr Cork-:
. .bro she she look like Ghana version of missy Elliott....ain't all dat..come to Peckham and see babes....truss me!!

screenagerjoe: Fine gal Full NL sha. Choi. Nice dimples.

uj_sizzle: Fine. I'll chuck my bras for a month and see what happens.

I've actually read this sometime in the past though, always thought it was crap.

Pix or it wont happen

lynpetra: Naa buns and groundnut is posh.
Talk about kwulikwuli,tied icecream,baba dudu, ,Agidi jellof with it's legendary biscuit bones,aki hausa.

OR IYA BOLA'S,rice 5naira,macaroni 5naira,ishon 5naira,ice water 1naira.Better still,visit d school tap,use ur hands and cup a drink.

lynpetra: Again don't use empty ragolis can as water bottle!!!

Or give them 20 naira to buy buns and groundnut for lunch

Damn, this lady you made me laugh out so loud with your tales

walcolm: Everything you have described above [b]points to a problem with your sim [/b]not the phone.

You should subscribe to bis on air tel or go. It's just 1k for 3gb of data

I dont understand the bolded. I have been using this sim for over 6 years. Even the MTN guys said nothing is wrong with my line/sim. I am not a fan of having multiple lines/phones as the MTN is my main line. There has to be another option

walcolm: Has anybody been able to download DAY-20 BB App gift?

Hi Walcom, I need help desperately. I got a z10 last week, did the 1500 bbmidim ish. It was all fine, very sleek, beautiful till my credited started disappearing mysteriously. I have used over 8000 extra credit in 4 days (i use mtn). I complained to their customer care, they said i should change to blackberry.net which I have done yet no result. I still have my active subsciption to expire on th 10th of January even though my data (500MB) has finished. I cant ping nor do anything on my phone again even browsing. I am already tired of the phone . The phone wants to wreck me financially. I went to their MTN officer here in Maitama and the guy said its a virus that I should flash my phone (waoh, that sounds very weird). How can I flash a brand new phone. I have turned off data. Before you ask, I have not even downloaded anything serious oo, nothing up to 100 mb. Is it how it is? Right now I am off line, just call, and text nothing else. What do I need to do. Please help a brother before Blackberry send sme back to the village


PS. I even tried doing the BBMAXIM of 3000 and they said i have insufficient credit even though I have well ocver 3000 on my phone

ijbeauty: [b]Shedrack Okojie [/b]na u b dis? Lol, wat a small world. Nice one cosy.

I Trust Nairalanders...............@Op, Busted

Okija_juju: AMEN!!



_{#Ushers please pass bros IME the offering bag... If ehn no hold cash, send him the POS or collect cheque.. Or give him my Ipad to do internet banking}

berem: Too much beards on his face.
Happy married life to them.

That was why I gave them a box of gilliet shaving stick as wedding present. I am sure he will appreciate it.

yuzedo: tenk. dat my freind alika. he said we shud go for dis small bois weding groove but am running my election in anambra so i said aliko bro, u my best frend and we play nitendo all d time, BUT LET ME PURSUE MY FUTURE FOR MY POEPLE DAMMIT!!!!!! I GIVE UPP!!

See your life, wedding you no go, free rice you nor chop, election you nor come win. The perso wey do you this thing, e nor go better for am aswearigad.

poccahunter: Mediterranean Hotel Asokoro. if you love your sanity, dignity and progress don't go there. The MD Muhammad withholds staff salaries, and physically beat them!