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Crime / Re: Man Arrested After Killing A Hooker For Ritual In Lagos (Viewers Discretion) by NotComplaining: 6:12pm On Jul 02, 2019
lilfreezy:
I'm pissed. As a matter of fact, the federal government should immediately set up a SKULL MINING SETTLEMENT in the sw since they want to use it and increase IGR undecided

Yorubas dont need go ahead from government, theyre "entrepreneurial".

My people love exporting everyone but their own head. undecided

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Politics / Re: Oyo Is Technically Bankrupt - Governor Makinde by NotComplaining: 5:55pm On Jul 02, 2019
Nigqa when was it not bankrupt

Exporting skulls was never meant to be a permanent solution.. tongue

Yorubas need to look outwards, the body might be a temple for some, but not all hide treasure.

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested After Killing A Hooker For Ritual In Lagos (Viewers Discretion) by NotComplaining: 5:53pm On Jul 02, 2019
Slained for doing what she loves... So sad. Posterity will remember her indeed cool

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Celebrities / Re: Eudoxie Yao: Fans Struggle To Take Selfies With African Artiste With Biggest Bum by NotComplaining: 4:38pm On Jul 02, 2019
We call her:

THE PASTOR RECRUITER

Attention! Calling for 2020 pastor trainees.

She needs deliverence and You could be the deliverer wink

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Crime / Re: If A Handsome Guy Like Pastor Biodun Rapes My Daughter, I'll Buy Him Drink- Lady by NotComplaining: 3:59pm On Jul 02, 2019
The true current state of christianity in Nigeria is 10x worst than this ladys utterances.

Within 200 years, what started off as worship of a man-god has now blossomed into full scale worship of flesh. Nigerians now bragg that motivational speakers aka pastors can do as they please...

If your wife is leaving the house for prayers at night, current odds are she is banging someone other than you.

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Travel / Re: Electra Airways Boeing 737 With Shredded Tyre Lands Safely At Tel Aviv’s Airport by NotComplaining: 1:20pm On Jul 02, 2019
Stingy je...
Religion / Re: "God Will Give My Husband Grace To Know What To Do" - Pastor Omodele Fatoyinbo by NotComplaining: 12:52pm On Jul 02, 2019
Frankiss44:


I don't need to read your useless epistle.. But I just have to tel you that your father is a fackking idiot

bla bla gtfo...
Religion / Re: "God Will Give My Husband Grace To Know What To Do" - Pastor Omodele Fatoyinbo by NotComplaining: 11:03am On Jul 02, 2019
Waylex21:


Firstly, there's nothing like brain fart.
Secondly, you gave nothing but the most naive reason for the Catholic-Protestant revolution.
Thirdly, you couldn't separate fact from opinion.
Fourthly, you have no proof of the first two paragraphs of what you typed



brain fart

noun

INFORMAL

a temporary mental lapse or failure to reason correctly.

"I'm having a brain fart and can't spell my name correctly"
Religion / Re: "Come Let's Have Sex" Church Crusade Poster (Photo) by NotComplaining: 10:38am On Jul 02, 2019
Wow refreshing honesty. This guy knows the law. Perhaps even an evangelical lawyer.

Now he can mount a legal defense by claiming he now has the implicit general consent of his salacious congregation.

He's applying knowledge of gmo he got from chemistry to real life reprobates. Sometimes you have to genetically modify their brains so they dont make you wait.

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Religion / Re: "God Will Give My Husband Grace To Know What To Do" - Pastor Omodele Fatoyinbo by NotComplaining: 10:37am On Jul 02, 2019
Waylex21:


Firstly, there's nothing like brain fart.
Secondly, you gave nothing but the most naive reason for the Catholic-Protestant revolution.
Thirdly, you couldn't separate fact from opinion.
Fourthly, you have no proof of the first two paragraphs of what you typed


Blind following warrior. No proof that Jesus was pooor?

Dude common wtf??! Dont the powers that be allow you guys to read the bible? I know theyve stolen your destinies, and youve become their oft returning investment, but you can at least read basic alphabets right?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Jackye Says She Is A Virgin by NotComplaining: 10:15am On Jul 02, 2019
A virgin in christ...

A pastor is yet to savagely subjugate her ENDOWMENTS while delivering a high powered, morale boosting, ego augmenting, nipple hardening, cocķ blocking, motivational speech!


AMEN!
Religion / Re: "God Will Give My Husband Grace To Know What To Do" - Pastor Omodele Fatoyinbo by NotComplaining: 10:13am On Jul 02, 2019
Waylex21:



This is pure falsehood. You have gotten your information all wrong. The reformation of the middle ages was principally about doctrines and way of life

Dont just make wild unsubstanciated retorts, back up with proof.

I gave you much to work with, you came back with brain fart.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija - Mercy And Gedoni Spark Off New Romance In The House by NotComplaining: 10:03am On Jul 02, 2019
Since this is the closest im ever getting to watching family time softporn, lemme just say:

Everything they do in that foul tasting vomit will be for clout post vomit. Most of the contestants know what is expected of them from producers; training for a year, and will ride the wave to monetize post vomit lives. The more drama, the more illicit money.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Makes A Case For The Nigerian Masses At The Senate . by NotComplaining: 9:22am On Jul 02, 2019
Dino, the embodiment of:

When action and speech hate each other.

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Religion / Re: "God Will Give My Husband Grace To Know What To Do" - Pastor Omodele Fatoyinbo by NotComplaining: 8:36am On Jul 02, 2019
Frankiss44:
LOL

Are you poor? The church of Christ is not meant for the poor.. You are allowed to come in poor, but it remains a taboo to stay poor... If you know the definition of being poor, then you wouldn't have based your decision on that... And Ogbeni i am no fan of coza, the pastor and his wife, but have zoomed that outfit a few times and u see nothing absolutely wrong with it..


Dude youre clearly a faaaaaaacking idiot..The christendom in Europe was impoverished for centuries before the renaissance. Millions of zealots lived and died poor, while the church got fat on their destitution. This is what sparked the catholic/protestant conflict - money! Catholics (i.e. the Vatican) refused to allow smaller autonomous churches the right to collect money "meant for god".

This is why the catholic church is the richest organisation on the planet. And what do you think they do with all that money? Yes, they sit on it. The pope doesnt shed tears for Africa, not even for white Italians that are going through very high unemployment. They worship wealth. God is not even a matter they discuss unless they want to squeeze money out of people. They are after unquestionable wealth like todays Nigerian pastors.

Till this day europeans have abandoned their grand churches for banks. Churches promise dividends in the afterlife while banks promise dividends while one is alive. The former uses peoples money without inquest and puts their money in banks.

The militant christianity practiced in Nigeria is void of any historical context. We have illiterate morons just making sh!t up.

If you want to tell stories write a facking book and name it after your gargantuan ego.

Jesus was brooooooke! Thats one of the most important lesson we learn about his character from the New Testament. He defied wealth offered by satan to worship God in his brokeness.

Every popper and vagrant has something in common with Jesus, poverty. Jesus would know more about defecit than he knows about surplus. In chapter after chapter we hear him complain of his destitution. He was truly deprived of anything fancy! If Jesus were alive today, only the poor will believe in him and gravitate towards him, just as it was only the poor who believed in him then. He was truely a man who wore raggs and walked up and down delivering sermons.

Can you withstand such trial from satan, clearly you failled long ago. Wealth is a distraction and you will only find contemporary christian prophets claiming to be able to master it.

Money changes the heart of men. So think twice before spewing trash...

God is with the poor and it was Jesus that God sent among the poor to the poor. Never forget this. Your riches mean nothing to the Creator, they are merely distractions for the day of reckoning. Man will offer all his wealth to save himself from eternal flames. That is the lesson Jesus was imparting, that God and wealth are diametrically opposed. The life of a beliver is a simple one lacking wealth and fame, like a stranger. This is why a believing rich man will get more rewards than a popper, because it is imsanely difficult to be a rich believer.

Many rich professing faith are liars. They only claim faith to get more praise among the poor masses. The true rich man with faith will spend his money in Gods way and his faith will increase.

So when you say your god is not poor, we know God is not poor, but Jesus and his deciples certainly were. Even in their poverty God warned them not to give up faith. So if wealth could make one a believer like TB Joshua, why didnt God make Jesus resemble him in worldly status? Remember what Jesus said about those who will come after him.


Only Islam resembles the preachings of Jesus. And the word Islam means submission; whether you are rich or poor.

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Religion / Re: "God Will Give My Husband Grace To Know What To Do" - Pastor Omodele Fatoyinbo by NotComplaining: 8:17am On Jul 02, 2019
Megabig:
Stop accepting you are poor, say "I am rich", out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh, certainly that church was not for you....the way you also think is irritating..

So churches now have their own selective demographic?
Crime / Re: Ogun: Fourgates Hotel’s Security Man Flogs Guests For Talking Outside The Hotel by NotComplaining: 7:06pm On Jul 01, 2019
no one will beat you like that at home.

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Politics / Re: FFK: I Stopped Eating Cow Meat, Herdsmen Have Sex With Cows For Ritual by NotComplaining: 5:47pm On Jul 01, 2019
MarieSucre:


Who is an Iranian? Guy you're not making sense.

Fatwas are not binding.

I can show you fatwas where clerics call for terrorism on unbelievers and sanction suicide bombing. Why have you not acted on them yet?

You look like an Iranian... Unless youre using someone elses picture which is typical evasive shiah strategy.
Politics / Re: FFK: I Stopped Eating Cow Meat, Herdsmen Have Sex With Cows For Ritual by NotComplaining: 5:34pm On Jul 01, 2019
MarieSucre:


Who is an Iranian? Guy you're not making sense.

Fatwas are not binding.

I can show you fatwas where clerics call for terrorism on unbelievers and sanction suicide bombing. Why have you not acted on them yet?

Allah Himself wages war on the unbelievers in graphic verses, your point is? Are you an apologist of disbelief? Fatwas are necessities when a subject is murky and Muslims need guidance. And dont confuse incitement of certain scholars with fatwas.

A fatwa is the right of Fuqahas, inheritors of prophethood. Though fatwas are not perfect they are to be obeyed and disobedience to a fatwa based on Qur'an and authentic hadeeth is disobedience to Allah and His messenger (pbuh). As Allah Says "...and those in authority among you" (4:59)


And if there is a dispute among the scholars with regard a fatwa, they, not you the laymen, should refer back to Quran and Sunnah and find the way that is closest the meaning of the text.

"And if you disagree over anything, refer it to Allah and the Messenger, if you should believe in Allah and the Last Day..." (4:59)

So fatwas are most definitely binding upon every able Muslim. We give so much deference to our scholars as they are Allahs vicegerents on earth, the extinguishers, inshaAllah, of darkness.

Only the shiah can be full of so much doubt and disdain for Ahlu Sunnah scholars because they dont want to oblige.

I dare you go to Iran and proclaim such discretion. They will execute you, even though you advocate their ideologies of idolatry.

You cant request for imperical evidence of shiah raping animals because that will require that I disseminate snuff and animal abuse, which is a crime in most countries. But common sense dictates that you dont need to see it live since the law gives permission for it. Like saying you wont believe intercourse happens until you see it, thats just inane.

If youre disgusted then change your Aqueeda, join the Sunnis.
Family / Re: Edward Amaechi: A Lady In Germany Looking For Her Father by NotComplaining: 2:16pm On Jul 01, 2019
That man looks like TB Joshua
Politics / Re: FFK: I Stopped Eating Cow Meat, Herdsmen Have Sex With Cows For Ritual by NotComplaining: 2:12pm On Jul 01, 2019
MarieSucre:


You showed me a fatwa, which by the way is not evidence of the fact happening itself.

Show me a story, anything of a shia man or woman, sleeping with an animal.

And shes off once again, see her run through the woods, nothing but her own fear chases her.

Next time pick your battle well. And since when has nigeria been harboring Iranians...
TV/Movies / Re: Meet Khafi Kareem, BBNaija 2019 Housemate, Who Is A Police Officer (Photos) by NotComplaining: 1:29pm On Jul 01, 2019
In UK nobody no am. In Nigeria she be omo olowo. Na all UK rejects want to opress Nigerian youths that have been suffering siince ww2.

I cry for this pathetic natiion, truly I do. grin

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Religion / Re: Rape: Prophet T.B Joshua Raped Me, Trapped Me In Synagogue For 14 Years – Woman by NotComplaining: 1:15pm On Jul 01, 2019
Pele dear. You shouldnt have been alone with a strange man though... 14 years? Thats much. And your brain couldnt connect the dots for 14 fricken years? Thats deeeep!

Where was Jesus during this episode btw? Holy ghost fireeeee.... Im sure you were among the chanters for 14 years...

Pimping more victims for TB.

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Nigerians Express Shock Over Choice Of Housemates by NotComplaining: 1:00pm On Jul 01, 2019
Predictable. If the poor want their lives scrutinized, let them stand in the glass display of a shop...


There are just sooo many ways to open your legs for attention... Bbn is happening everyday in bars and olosho clubs in naija, albeit without the cameras and fanfare...

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Crime / Re: Man Burnt For Stealing At Polytechnic Nekede's Back Gate (Graphic Photos) by NotComplaining: 12:58pm On Jul 01, 2019
Apus:
Who did this to us in Africa.. no wonder we were called babaric. We still are.

too graphic!!

Want to know barbaric? Read up on vlad the impaler.

There is nothing unusual about Africa. When legal system fails, people will take law in into their own hands, time old tradition.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Patience Jonathan Forfeits $8.4 Million, N9.2 Billion To Fed Govt by NotComplaining: 12:53pm On Jul 01, 2019
NotComplaining:


This is the only way money moves around in our beloved economy.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Patience Jonathan Forfeits $8.4 Million, N9.2 Billion To Fed Govt by NotComplaining: 12:53pm On Jul 01, 2019
AroOkigbo:
Let another person steal it. ..it is called recycling in Nigeria.
Life continues...

Local man is hungry.

This is the only way money moves around in our beloved economy.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Patience Jonathan Forfeits $8.4 Million, N9.2 Billion To Fed Govt by NotComplaining: 12:53pm On Jul 01, 2019
AroOkigbo:
Let another person steal it. ..it is called recycling in Nigeria.
Life continues...

Local man is hungry.

This is the only way money moves around in our beloved economy.
Politics / Re: FFK: I Stopped Eating Cow Meat, Herdsmen Have Sex With Cows For Ritual by NotComplaining: 11:56am On Jul 01, 2019
specter:


I am in love with you logical analysis and the maturity you display while at it.

Can i get to know you please.

Im binary bro, thats all I am, 1s and 0s.

Thanks.
Health / Re: Nigerian Man Cleans A Gutter That Has Been Uncleaned For 7 Years In 4 Hours by NotComplaining: 11:48am On Jul 01, 2019
The true pastors. Helping their communities for Gods favor.
TV/Movies / Re: A Show Without A "FAT" Contestant - Monalisa Stephen Blasts BBNaija Organizers by NotComplaining: 11:42am On Jul 01, 2019
A fat contestant or a fat hooes grin
Politics / Re: FFK: I Stopped Eating Cow Meat, Herdsmen Have Sex With Cows For Ritual by NotComplaining: 11:41am On Jul 01, 2019
MarieSucre:


You showed me a fatwa, which by the way is not evidence of the fact happening itself.

Show me a story, anything of a shia man or woman, sleeping with an animal.


Wooooooow... Escuse me? Fatwa is not evidence? So when a scholar uses fiqul Waqi (knowledge of current affairs) to make a fatwa to convict a criminal of a modern crime, his fatwa cannot be used as evidence for repeats of such crime?.

Do you know how many fatwas by Ibn Taymiyya (RH) are still being used in Islamic courts today? How modern scholars love to garnish their fatwas with earlier fatwas?

Miss you have zero knowledge on Islamic Jurisprudence and what constitutes thereof.

Whether or not the people practice zoophilia is beyond the point..The one trusted with the affairs of the people has legislated, permitting it, which is enough. If youre looking for home videos search elsewhere, the Internet is flushed with it.

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