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Lies from the pit of hell 😅🤣

Bluntguy:
And the best place to post am na for food section? Are you kidding me? You no see crime section post am?

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mariahAngel:
No Nigerian hates Nigeria.
We all just want a Nigeria that is bearable to live in.

Tinubu is the biggest hater of Nigerians so far, in case you don't know.

You dey vex oh! 😅

Metahumans created in Flash TV series comes to mind.

dominique:
What has the father been doing with his dead son's name all these months? He even released music and splashed his dead son's photo all over the promo poster. Wumni and her family has kept quite for over 8 months? What did that get them? Insults curses and accusations. At this point let everybody come out and cuss themselves out. No he only una get craze for head. Abeg make we hear word about this property talk. Every day property this property that. How much is the property sef? Almost all his posthumous music revenue will be going to Naira Marley label. It didn't look like he made much income when he broke out of the label because promoters were scared to include him in shows. Someone that was rushed to the hospital on okada, which property did he have wey you no wan make person hear word?

Hmmm

Candycrushy:
One piece of meat can still be 500 naira na😂

Very small piece.

I'm more concerned about how much of the generated cash reaches the masses.

Lol. Substituted service should only come in after EFCC has exhausted all possible means to serve the first respondent.

They want to do a rush hush bully job. This is why EFCC loses a lot of their cases.

H0didon:
Naturally, women are manipulative but when it comes to DNA matters, women are very very manipulative especially the freegivers.

A virtuous woman who has nothing to hide will always be transparent and open especially when it has to do with her reputation.

As our Ancestors would say " When DNA becomes a big deal for the woman, then that child becomes a bad deal for the man".

Ancestors and DNA? 😳

Shuo

Biodun556:
It will crash because oil marketers and dangote himself don't need to buy dollars from CBN again for importation, dollars will now be in excess.

Dangote will import crude.

Dosoq:
Loss my FOOT!

After increasing the prices of all their products, most especially the bournvita chocolate tea, a carton of the small sachet of bournvita chocolate tea was #23500 as at February(as at the last time I bought it),I'm sure it's not less than #24k+ as we speak ,let alone other products.

They have doubled the price of all their goods,so they should stop crying for loss.

Preach!

ednut1:
There are people whose parents came to visit them or do omugwo in their 50s and 70s. They have refused to go back and are doing baby sitter work. Making money they could not see during their working years. Dey play 🤣

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Hezmatosky:
In my own country, all we hear is that the army have killed one abubaka salusi saeedi, aka dogo daura. no pictures

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See how they leveled a building in-between the two buildings with both buildings largely undamaged.

CodeTemplar:
that will be sachet diesel.

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seunmsg:
Exactly. There is no outrage anywhere. All the tweets I’ve seen about the attire are from Igbo handles trying to make an issue out of nothing. I barely saw two or three tweets complaining about the attire but I’ve seen over 1k tweets trying to defend whatever it is they are defending.

For the avoidance of doubt, there is no Yoruba person that is outraged by the attire. When next I’m going to London, I will fly Air Peace because it’s a Nigerian brand. Im completely cool with the attire. What matters is safety and a smooth flight to UK.

Funny no one mentioned Yoruba until you....

immortalcrown:
Only incest is biblically acceptable for a divorce. But many people claim that the Bible permits divorce if adultery happens. Some people claim that the Bible supports divorce if any form of unfaithfulness occurs in the marriage.

If incest is not the biblical ground for a divorce, why did the disciples of Jesus Christ say what they said in Mathew 19:10? Read the chapter and pay attention to the verse 10. Then, tell me why the disciples made the statement.

The problem here is hypocrisy. People want to be here and there. People want to eat their cake and have it.

If you want to divorce your spouse when he or she offends you, avoid church wedding. Do your traditional marriage or any other form of marriage. The issue is that people want church wedding but don't want the cross that comes with church wedding. Church wedding vow says, "... until death do us part". Nobody is forcing you to choose the bible type of marriage. But if you willingly choose it and fail to maintain it, you are deceiving yourself.

Choose a tradition you can maintain. Don't deceive yourself with church wedding when you are not willing to abide by its principles.

Many people are quoting me. Before you argue with me, read the article below. 👇🏽

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/YsuRQDEXyRcf4Xv9/?mibextid=oFDknk

Is Divorce a Sin?

I think the right question should be, did Jesus Permit divorce? Did God permit divorce? In other words, are you even allowed to divorce before you start talking about whether it is a sin or not?

The straight answer is that Jesus never permitted divorce. Once marriage is validly contracted, even adultery as some of you wrongly allege is not a ground for divorce.

I know this whole misunderstanding is coming from Jesus' statement in Matthew 19:9. I will clarify it. But before then, I am not writing this to give people a license to cheat on their spouses. As a matter of fact, you owe your spouse fidelity and faithfulness. It is their right. You are not doing them a favor by being faithful.

Back to Matthew 19:9 where it seemed Jesus gave an exception for divorce:

"Whoever divorces his wife except for unchastity and marries another commits adultery."

The exceptive clause, "EXCEPT FOR UNCHASTITY" is the major issue here. Simply put, unchastity is a good reason to divorce one's spouse.

You may want to ask, what constitutes 'unchastity?' We shall get to know soon.

We all remember that the New Testament was originally written in Greek bah?

The Greek word for unchastity is "PORNEIA." The Protestants argue that this Greek word "porneia" means adultery. This is why if you read the Protestant New International Version of the Bible, Matthew 19:9 is translated thus:

"I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, EXCEPT FOR MARITAL UNFAITHFULNESS, and marries another woman commits adultery."

For most Protestants, though marriage is meant to last a lifetime, but adultery justifies divorce and remarriage. This is because they interpreted the Greek word "porneia" or "unchastity" as adultery.

This is not true. And this is not Catholic teaching.

Catholic biblical scholars believe that it is wrong to translate the Greek word "porneia" as adultery. In the Catholic New American Bible, Matthew 19:9 is translated thus:

"I say to you, whoever divorces his wife (unless the marriage is unlawful) and marries another commits adultery."

Here, the exceptive clause is: "UNLAWFUL MARRIAGE."

If you read the King James Version of the Bible, the translation for PORNEIA is even more interesting. It translates Matthew 19:9 thus:

"And I say unto you, whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for FORNICATION, and shall marry another committeth adultery."

Here, the exceptive clause is Fornication. And fornication is the sin of two unmarried people having sexual intercourse. If either person is married or both are married to other people, the sin is called adultery. Following this translation, the only way that a couple could commit fornication is if they were never really in a Christian marriage to begin with.

Many recent translations of porneia in Matt 19:9 used "sexual immoralities." That still begs the question of what sexual immoralities could mean.

In all these, what really is the correct translation for the word PORNEIA? Is it the Protestants' "adultery", the King James' "fornication", or the Catholics' "Unlawful marriage"? Even if porneia is to be seen as unchastity or sexual immoralities, what constitutes unchastity?

The answer to the above questions can be better clarified using the bible. I will give you two examples: Matthew 15:19 and Mark 7:21-22.

Matthew 15:19 "For from the heart come evil thoughts, murder, ADULTERY, UNCHASTITY, theft, false witness, blasphemy."

Mark 7:21-22, "From within people, from their hearts, come evil thoughts, UNCHASTITY, theft, murder, ADULTERY, greed, malice, deceit, licentiousness, envy, blasphemy, arrogance, folly."

Pay attention to this: Adultery and unchastity are both prohibited in the texts above. If you read the Greek text, it is "porneia" that is translated as unchastity, in some bible it is translated as sexual immorality. While the Greek word "moicheia" is translated as adultery. Therefore, from these passages, we can see that porneia does not mean adultery as that would be an unnecessary repetition.

The word for adultery in Greek is 'moicheia.' If the author of Matthew 19:9 felt that Christ was talking about adultery, he wouldn't have used 'porneia' which means unchastity.

This is Matthew 19:9 in its original Greek

λέγω δὲ ὑμῖν ὅτι ὃς ἂν ἀπολύσῃ τὴν γυναῖκα αὐτοῦ μὴ ἐπὶ ΠΟΡΝΕΊΑΙ καὶ γαμήσῃ ἄλλην, ΜΟΙΧΑ͂ΤΑΙ.

I have put into capital letters two words:
πορνείᾳ (porneia) and μοιχᾶται (moichatai — verb form)

If the Bible intended that adultery is a ground for divorce, the two words would have been moicheia. And it will read thus: "I tell you that whoever divorces his wife, except for ADULTERY, and marries another woman commits ADULTERY."

But fortunately or unfortunately, that is not how it was written in the Bible.

If you read Act 15:28-29, the Apostles addressed the Gentiles prohibiting four things:

"For it has seemed good to the Holy Spirit and to us to lay upon you no greater burden than these necessary things: that you abstain (1) from what has been sacrificed to idols, and (2) from blood and (3) from what is strangled and (4) from unchastity. If you keep yourselves from these, you will do well. Farewell." RSV (inserted numbers, mine)

Take note of the number (4), still talking about Porneia or Unchastity. These four prohibitions above came from a deep-rooted Jewish tradition found in Leviticus 17 and 18.

If you read Leviticus through, you will discover that in chapter 18, what the Jews mean by unchastity or Porneia was explicitly explained. It was simply an incestuous marriage. Having sexual intercourse with a close relative was greatly forbidden, not to talk of marriage. For the Jews, marriage of this nature is unlawful. This was what Christ was referring to in Matthew 19:9. It is a reference to an unlawful and thus invalid marriage. It is not a reference, as Protestants view it, to a specific act committed during a legitimate "life-long marriage.

Jesus' teaching on divorce was revolutionary. Remember that it was to answer the Jews who thought that one could divorce his wife for some reasons that made Jesus to give the answer he gave. If Jesus permitted divorce, what then makes his teaching different from the one Moses taught the Jews in the OT?

If Christ's teaching on divorce was that simple, how can one explain the surprise that surrounded the disciples when they responded in the next verse?

Matthew 19: 10, "(His) disciples said to him, 'If that is the case of a man with his wife, it is better not to marry.'"

©Fr Kelvin Ugwu

Why does an "Unlawful Marriage" require a divorce? Nor be to simply waka commot? There is nothing like Unlawful marriage. It is either you are married or not.

Remember Jesus's Word of Knowledge to the woman at the well? "You have had 5 husbands and the man you have now is not your husband"

Isnt that clear enough that cohabitation or fornication is not marriage by biblical standards?

poshestmina:
He should have carried the gas and foodstuffs to her in the Labor room .
He didn't have to wait till the next day .

She did it out of love for her husband. Some women deliver like " the Hebrew women" and are up and doing before you say Jack.

Na him I blame for bringing his happy marriage to be analysed and dissected by bitter souls online. Lol.

I wish him a long prosperous marriage with his exceptionally beautiful (within and without) wife.

shortgun:
Abeg shut up, many women have come out to debunk the widely believed pains associated with pregnancy and child birth as exaggerated and a hoax. Of all the mammals on the planet only the modern human female needs 1 full year to recover from pregnancy and child birth.

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nairavsdollars:
Food Libido has come down..men's appetite for s*x has gone down

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This is funny and I really can't tell why 😄

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram We know y he is dancing or should we tell her..


Anyways, God abeg give me my own oyibo lady oo !!!


I remember back in 2012 wen I been de date one ASHAWO girl like dat..


Dis girl de always cook food give me..


I gats go live with this girl because of free food


Anytime way customer no come, na me go service her till customer come..


My body come de slim. My PREEK come de SHRINK dat period..


This girl nearly turn my PREEK to AVATAR (the last PREEK bender)

Bros. Na one early morning I carry my boxers and singlet for hand run


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Lmao you nor well. Last bender 🤣

helinues:
There is a motive behind this forced campaign about Transgender or LGBT most especially in USA and Canada.

P Diddy has just been exposed as being a gay, Meek Mill, Kevin Hart are all named.

Imagine a transgender male sharing rest rooms with ladies, what a disgusting thing .

Meanwhile, people are not even bother to ask how people who never knew about this transgender, gayism, lesbianism or whatever are now more into it. It's the food we consume which was purposely planted to mess with genetic order.

Soy bean for example is mostly common in the food we consume ( packaged food) which contain some high level of estrogen. Fish experiments show that after some male fish was exposed to soy bean, they started developing female organs

Watch what you eat or you might become one

Meanwhile, the so called religious countries have been going rogue lately. Saudi lady just contested in a beauty pageant , USA is the enforcer of transgender, while Israel is busy doing continuation of God's work in Gaza

My African religious people, how far?

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9jarockstv:
We from the south nor get problem with SE. We will give them what they want.

We already know the people trying to cause confusion between the SS and SE.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, it is foolishness to expect SS and SE to be enemies when they are closely knitted by religion, geography, culture and commerce.

We have no issues with SE and never will. Those who don't like it can slam their head on the ground for all I care.

chopnaira:
He was still in APC in 2022. He horned his skills from being an APC member.

Lol. Success has many fathers.

beard geng

Lol. 🤣

Awon "Something must kill a man" group

ManirBK:
I just received 10kg of Rice as palliatives from Dangote foundation here in Birnin kebbi. Thank you Dangote and God bless Nigeria.
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Lol. So you too dey collect palliative? With all your mouth and how you nor let us rest for this forum.

Tinubu really don do una shege.

99thEnemy:


Tomorrow is Friday, I want to hear the ruling on this.

Alhamdulilah 🤣🤣🤣

Fear God Comrade!😄

wrongman665:
Tinubu mate.

Una nor well for this Nairaland 😄

Bigolly:
Thanks.

is unfortunate that US embassy are still using 1800/dollar exchange rate for visa fee when dollar has since come down

Saw that. Maybe its a budget thing 😄