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Romance / Re: Another Man's Raising My Son by Notorioustroll: 5:31pm On Jan 31
okunwaye:
LewisHam.ilton
obama.messi
VictorMes.si1
belongs to same person angry
Be careful before I take up your matterπŸ‘‰
Romance / Re: Let's Play A Game: Guess The Real Name Of The Person Above You by Notorioustroll: 9:32pm On Sep 11, 2023
Oluremi tongue
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me Because I Cannot Perform by Notorioustroll: 9:21am On Aug 17, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Repent and stop fornicating.
Is that the info I demand for?
Romance / My Girlfriend Dumped Me Because I Cannot Perform by Notorioustroll: 9:16am On Aug 17, 2023
The girl I promised and wish to spend the rest of my life with has broken my heart. She started complaining few months ago that I wasn't performing like a man; that I am not satisfying her sexually. This lady advised me to get some medication for myself. She even went on research on how to build back a man to perform sexually. She always cooked and made sure I was well fed. But all she did was fruitless. I didn't take frantic step to curb that. I was reckless because my girlfriend was doing everything possible to ensure I perform.
Last week my girlfriend surprised me by saying we should break up, I asked her why and she said she's not enjoying the relationship because I'm not sexually satisfying her and the worst is that I don't make effort to change the situation. She stressed that she doesn't want to cheat on me and that's why she just have to leave and get satisfaction elsewhere. I pleaded but she said staying back in the relationship will only hurt us both because she's tired and really need good sex. I was thinking she was joking but up till today she's not showed up in my house, I called and she told me that I should move on.
Please what am I supposed to take? What medication do I need? Do I need to see the Doctor? Please help me as I'm desperately in need of valuable information. I don't want to loose this lady as she's done much for me.

Mynd44 dominique
Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger's President Mohamed Bazoum to be Prosecuted for High Treason by Notorioustroll: 7:09am On Aug 14, 2023
What is ECOWAS waiting for to launch attack on these worthless coup orchestrators? The US should do something about it before Russia begin to sell weapons and to sponsor terrorism in that country.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Just Bought Iphone 14 For Me by Notorioustroll: 7:07am On Aug 14, 2023
astonished:


Is she your sister? How is that your headache?

So many bitter soul in this forum, same you people condemned Nigeria women for many things here, even though your gender committed the most crime.

We all know must of you here are kids with phone and possessed with spirit of hatred, bitterness and downfall
Another worthless piece of human trash quoting with desperation to pass his message across...
So if she isn't my sister I shouldn't correct her? Oh you think it's cool to for her to sleep with a man she's not morally and legally married to and come to a public space to celebrate because of iphone? Stop defending what should be condemn!

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Just Bought Iphone 14 For Me by Notorioustroll: 6:33am On Aug 14, 2023
Karen2024:
I understand now that your problem is because of my body but how does that concern you? If you are not ok with it, it's okay to pass without throwing insults here and there..it doesn't make you more a man.
Is that why you sell yourself? Why is it that you guys don't love the truth? If I have embraced your opinion and called you a heroin for selling yourself for a paltry sum that buys an iphone, you won't talk this way. And yes it's your body but don't use it to extort people. What's it to celebrate in an iphone? I don't know why you guys just love what's medicore sound excellent.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Just Bought Iphone 14 For Me by Notorioustroll: 6:23am On Aug 14, 2023
Karen2024:
If this is not worth celebrating please what else will be?
Get lost! You sell yourself for just an iPhone and you celebrate? SMH

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Just Bought Iphone 14 For Me by Notorioustroll: 6:18am On Aug 14, 2023
Is this worth celebrating? All these kids..mtcheew!

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Romance / Re: Is Distance Relationship Good? by Notorioustroll: 10:55am On Jun 13, 2023
mymadam:


NO! If you can avoid it, please do πŸ€—
please why?
Romance / Is Distance Relationship Good? by Notorioustroll: 10:31am On Jun 13, 2023
Guys, is distance relationship healthy enough to engage in?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Permitted Me To Cheat by Notorioustroll: 1:26pm On May 04, 2023
NoFucksToGive:


🀣🀣🀣🀣

I miss Naika o. when did Nigeria become over run with all these closet gay men? 🀣🀣
What self respcting straight man comes online to type this sort of rubbish ? Whether fake and worse if it's real.

Only men who are closet gays or identify as women are this weak and suffer from this level of low self-esteem to type this sort of rubbish for strangers like me to read 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
I wonder what goes on in the head of helf men like you?

Omo I will rather eat a bullet than shame myself this way . Wow you guys truly are producing Africa highest number of gay men.

Just read this rubbish
Your comment reeks of low self-esteem and stinks of absolute cowardice. You can not inference a common text and you are here applauding your miserable self on a faceless forum. How does this post relates with gay or whatever? I have a congent reason to believe you are an up coming gay. Seek help before it gets worst.
Romance / My Girlfriend Permitted Me To Cheat by Notorioustroll: 8:13pm On May 03, 2023
My girlfriend said I can cheat and go scot-free.
That she will not dump me even if she discovers I have been cheating. This got me upset. Please what does this mean?
Romance / Re: I Will Never Love Any Lady Again by Notorioustroll: 8:10pm On May 03, 2023
MechanicMike:


too late sir. admit it. you claerly stated u hate women (read yor post). you are gay sir, Offficialy!!(no oofeincsece) angry
Can you read at all?
Romance / See What My Girlfriend Bought For Me by Notorioustroll: 7:30am On Apr 29, 2023
I was just receiving fresh air when my girlfriend barged in. She was with a bag full to its neck so I knew something was gonna happened. These were the things she bought for me:
Four loafs of bread

Two tins of sardines

Three bottles of Jameson

Ten bottles of soft drinks and a full coco nut. Omo...I descended on it like a hungry lion.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend And I Jointly Beat Up My Mother by Notorioustroll: 6:18am On Apr 29, 2023
God will punish you.
Idiot!
Romance / Re: Charm A Woman by Notorioustroll: 5:11pm On Apr 25, 2023
Money cannot tame the desire to have a taste of another dick.

Speak for yourself, not every woman is like you.
Romance / Re: I Will Accept Any Man Who Can Take Care Of The Kids by Notorioustroll: 4:40pm On Apr 25, 2023
Full-time husband grin
You are the only lady that have sense on nairand.

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Romance / Re: He Finally Asked Me Out by Notorioustroll: 8:23am On Apr 23, 2023
Gofwane:
Someone once said the op is the same person as obamamessi; a notorious jobless troll. I think it's true.
Bastard, have some self-respect or else you will retreat in utter sorrow.
I don't pity human beings so thread carefully.
Romance / Re: He Rejected My Proposal For A Relationship by Notorioustroll: 4:53am On Apr 23, 2023
Goodlady:

Mr sadness, you are back from ban.
I
You ban me? No you use your 2-inch vagina ban me, right? I will reduce the nutrients in you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections β€” Biden’s Presidency! by Notorioustroll: 9:46pm On Apr 22, 2023
SlyFoxx0008:


πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜… clown season. Like I said… Show the post of me begging for the N1,500 or you’re a bastard. Femi ko. Kuti ni πŸ˜‚

Demented clowns on this platform sef.
Fight with people who can handle you and bend you to their taste not some weak ass niggas. Where is VictorUSA_15? SlyFoxx008 is inviting you.
Romance / Re: He Rejected My Proposal For A Relationship by Notorioustroll: 9:41pm On Apr 22, 2023
Goodlady:

What do I tell a depraved boy like you. I m not in your level. You're like meruwa errand boys.
Are there established level in life? What level are you now? I don't blame you though, you inherited one sided reasoning and prostitution from your mother.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Beijing Hospital Fire Leaves 29 Dead, Patients Flee Windows by Notorioustroll: 9:37pm On Apr 22, 2023
SlyFoxx0008:


Is this who the Foxx should be arguing with? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
Do you have idea of the other person you are arguing with?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Beijing Hospital Fire Leaves 29 Dead, Patients Flee Windows by Notorioustroll: 9:36pm On Apr 22, 2023
SlyFoxx0008:



Awwwww do you need a hug? One love brother. Come follow me drink some Jameson. Hahahaha.
You can wash your mother's vagina with it, she needs it most.
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairalanders Not Getting Married To Themselves by Notorioustroll: 7:51pm On Apr 21, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
I don't even know
Why are you whining? grin

I don't expect this blunt response from my one and only cherished Iyaebe grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairalanders Not Getting Married To Themselves by Notorioustroll: 3:02pm On Apr 21, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Abeg no kill me with πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ i
How can I take away my life?

Have you ever fallen in love? cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairalanders Not Getting Married To Themselves by Notorioustroll: 2:55pm On Apr 21, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
A lot of people have met on other social media platforms and eventually got married but it's a different game here on nairaland, why? Though it's common knowledge that we don't have much marriageable men on this forum(the few marriageable ones are already married) but we have loads of wonderful marriageable women here but it's obvious the guys here on this forum are not marriage material standard. Seun will share part of the blame on judgement day for contributing to the rise of unmarried singles who are now against the sacred institution called marriage. You allowed some group of men that call themselves redpillers to constantly mislead young men against marriage in your forum and not doing anything, they even have a thread for this evil act. I wonder how seun is going to respond to God on this on judgement day. Sirjamesjnr I still have my eyes on you and drfunmisticqueen, you can break this nairaland antimarriage yoke.
Don't worry. I am ready to wife you grin . I am marriageable and not only will I make earth heaven to you, I will make hell habitable for us to live grin I wish us happy married life grin
Romance / Re: About To Post My Ex Girlfriend Nudes by Notorioustroll: 1:51pm On Apr 21, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
hahaha 🀣 how many account do you have
They are too many that I myself can't count.

You are the only sugar in my tea and the only butter in my bread. The only breath in my life and the only bone on my rib. I will wash your feet and kiss your legs; I will not let you down or break your heart. I will clean your tears and build your broken heart. I will make you happy . I will give you joy that you so rightly deserves. You deserve better and I am the only one who can satisfy you.

I want a lover and a woman of character. I want supreme intelligence and you are that woman. You are special and different and that is why I so badly want your attention grin Human beings are all special but some few raise the bar on that, you are first on the list.

Without you I am incomplete grin grin

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